Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

If any viewers are familiar with Yang Yunsheng, yes, many viewers are familiar with Yang Yunsheng.

You might feel like you've heard him say this before!

That's right. This joke is a hodgepodge of all of Yang Yunsheng's previous crosstalk performances; otherwise, how could it have been brought to a stage like the Spring Festival Gala?

Yan Hexiang said, "Oh, it's Aaron Kwok now, not Lou Dehua!"

The last three words, Lou Dehua, were spoken in Cantonese.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Anyway, you've never heard of Aaron Kwok performing a double homecoming song!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "I've never even heard of Aaron Kwok!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "There's a unique characteristic to Aaron Kwok's singing, does Teacher Yan know about it?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head upon hearing this.

"Tell me, I really didn't know!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Aaron Kwok likes to sing and dance at the same time!"

The audience thought it made sense.

Moreover, he likes to touch his hair from time to time when he sings.

Even though he's fifty now, he still likes to act cool and stylish.

Yan Hexiang said, "Then sing one!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the angle at forty-five degrees, cut his own hair with his palm, and flipped it back.

"Hey, the first month of the lunar calendar is the third and fourth month of the lunar calendar."

At this moment, Yang Yunsheng made the gesture of endless love, bent her knee to one side to reveal her profile, and began to make her chest rise and fall and her heart beat.

The audience couldn't help but laugh when they saw this.

Is this what Aaron Kwok is like?
Little black guy, you're showing your chicken feet now!
Just wait, bring your usual act to court.

Yan Hexiang covered his eyes and said, "Alright, alright, all you can do is imitate Andy Lau and Aaron Kwok."

Yang Yunsheng rolled her eyes, unwilling to listen any longer.

"Who said that? I can do it too, Fei Yu-ching!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled: "You can also play Fei Yuqing!"

Yang Yunsheng said with a smug look, "That's right, Fei Yuqing sings like he's playing ping-pong!"

"Playing ping-pong, that doesn't sound like a compliment to me."

Yan Hexiang scratched his neck, looking suspicious.

Yang Yunsheng made a gesture as if he were playing ping-pong, and everyone's eyes followed him.

Yan Hexiang leaned on the table with one hand and asked, "No, where's the ping-pong ball?"

At that moment, Yang Yunsheng began to wiggle her alluring hips.

I see you off, a thousand miles away, you are silent and indifferent. In this silent era, perhaps it's wrong to love from such a distant place. I see you off.

Yan Hexiang interrupted and sang a line along.

"I won't leave!"

The audience began to applaud and cheer.

Yang Yunsheng pretended to be holding a microphone, looked at Yan Hexiang with incomprehension, and then added a sentence.

Why don't you leave?

Yan Hexiang said, puzzled, "If you're going to sing, then sing properly. What are you doing weighing your head for no reason?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "You don't know this, do you? This isn't my opinion; Fei Yuqing was originally a Latin dancer."

Yan Hexiang looked at the audience and began to explain.

"Don't let him influence you, there's something wrong with him!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, everyone. I'm really excited to be on the Spring Festival Gala today. When I came here, I heard that our Spring Festival Gala has hosts!"

The four CCTV Spring Festival Gala hosts never expected that they would have something to do with themselves!

Yan Hexiang said, "Nonsense, what gala doesn't have a host? What, you've never seen a host before?" Yang Yunsheng replied, "Of course I have. Hosts originated in the Tang Dynasty and flourished in the Ming Dynasty. That's why in the Ming Dynasty, everyone called hosts 'Jinyiwei' (Imperial Guards)."

The four CCTV hosts stared wide-eyed, completely unable to believe it.

Was he a member of the Embroidered Uniform Guard during the Ming Dynasty?

Thankfully, they didn't mention the East or West factories, otherwise this would have been troublesome.

Yan Hexiang said, "Yes, it might be called the Embroidered Uniform Guard!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Since we've talked about learning, teasing, and singing, we've already learned, so it's time to tease. How about I give you all a tease?"

Yan Hexiang was both amused and exasperated: "No, how come your thinking is so unpredictable! From the Embroidered Uniform Guard to making fun of someone."

Yang Yunsheng asked, "Just tell me if it's okay or not!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "Okay, okay, you do something funny for everyone!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Have you heard? In the Ming Dynasty, the host was also called the Embroidered Uniform Guard!"

The audience began to applaud and cheer.

Yan Hexiang slapped Yang Yunsheng: "No, didn't you just say that? How did it become 'heard about'?"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "Yes, yes, I was the one who said that, but I have an even more important discovery."

Yan Hexiang understood and smiled.

"You'll find that CCTV not only has hosts, but also audiences and staff!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "That's utter nonsense!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled: "Isn't that obvious? If you didn't find this, what did you find!"

Yang Yunsheng began by saying, "I've noticed that most of the audience members who came brought their children. I also brought my son to the Spring Festival Gala today."

At first, the audience didn't react, but soon they applauded happily, and the cheers grew louder and louder.

So, the audience at the Spring Festival Gala are easily satisfied because they've never had a good meal.

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "You came with your son, where are you?"

The audience burst into laughter as soon as he said that.

However, when Yan Hexiang asked Yang Yunsheng, Yang Yunsheng seemed calm and collected and did not answer Yan Hexiang.

At that moment, Yan Hexiang understood.

"Get lost! How did I become your son? Watch your closely, this is CCTV!"

At this moment, the four hosts stood to the side of the stage, clapping and whispering among themselves.

Yang Yunsheng said, "But speaking of which, Teacher Yan is quite knowledgeable; he knows everything!"

Yan Hexiang replied with a smile, "It's nothing special, I just like to read books occasionally!"

Yang Yunsheng suddenly realized: "Before you came, you went online to check, wanting to show off to the audience on the Spring Festival Gala stage!"

The audience laughed again; it was much more entertaining than the crosstalk performances by Guo Degang and Yu Zheng.

Yan Hexiang said with dissatisfaction, "Who checked? I told you I usually read a lot of books!"

This time it's Yang Yunsheng's turn, haha, Yan Hexiang's turn.

"Oh, I get it. You're allowed to read books, but I'm not allowed to read WeChat official accounts!"

Yan Hexiang said helplessly, "You can't trust the content on so many public accounts!"

Yang Yunsheng said firmly, "I know you're jealous, but you should know that Chinese people don't lie to other Chinese people!"

Some audience members burst out laughing.

He's the kind of person who only cheats other Chinese people.

Yan Hexiang gestured with both hands and said, "That public account, hey, why am I telling you all this! I have to admit, you really captured the essence of 'teasing' in 'learning, laughing, and singing,' you made me laugh. So, why don't you sing one last song for everyone!"

There's nothing we can do; the Spring Festival Gala only gives crosstalk performances about ten minutes of screen time.

Finally, Yang Yunsheng will sing one song for everyone to fill in the gaps.

But the song he sang next was truly breathtaking. (End of Chapter)