Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Upon hearing the word "culture," Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice.

"Culture? I have no culture!"

After these words were spoken, the audience began to boo.

How can you be so arrogant if you have no culture?
How can you be so proud?
Yan Hexiang shook his head and sighed heavily.

"You're so uncultured, yet so arrogant. How can you be so shameless?"

Yang Yunsheng was displeased and said sternly, "Teacher Yan, I don't like hearing you say that. What do you mean I'm shameless?"

Yan Hexiang retorted, "What, did I say something wrong?"

Yang Yunsheng made a wronged expression: "Baby is unhappy, baby has emotions!"

Upon hearing this, the audience below the stage burst into laughter and cheers.

Yan Hexiang also said, "Stop disgusting me, I'm about to throw up!"

Yang Yunsheng said emotionally, "Then, Teacher Yan, you say I'm uncultured. Then let me ask you, are you cultured?"

Before Yan Hexiang could speak, Yang Yunsheng continued, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am Yan Hexiang's partner. As for his educational background, everyone here is from his hometown, so I believe you all already know what his educational background is!"

Yan Hexiang crossed his arms and said, "Tell me, what is my educational background?"

"Xiao Ben!" Yang Yunsheng blurted out almost without hesitation.

The audience present were unaware of the joke about the small book that Yang Yunsheng was making, because Yang Yunsheng had been telling jokes for so long and had always been talking nonsense.

Yan Hexiang was also at a loss for words. When he first heard this joke, he wanted to curse.

He asked, "Okay, what is a small business?"

Yang Yunsheng wore a smug smile.

"Elementary school undergraduate!"

The audience gasped, then burst into laughter.

Primary school graduates? There are undergraduate programs in primary school?
I've learned something new. Yang Yunsheng really dares to say anything!

Yan Hexiang shrugged and said helplessly, "No one has a bachelor's degree from elementary school!"

Yang Yunsheng ignored him completely and continued, "The owner of Tingyunxuan, Cao Yunjin, is a young man!"

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "I admit that Cao Yunjin's educational background is indeed a bachelor's degree from kindergarten!"

Yang Yunsheng then pointed towards the backstage area and said, "That guy backstage is called Liu Yuntian. He's a 'prenatal tutor,' or in the trade, a 'prenatal education dropout'!"

Before Yan Hexiang could speak, the audience below the stage objected.

"Nonsense. Liu Yuntian graduated from the National Academy of Chinese Theatre Arts with a bachelor's degree."

The audience member's comment was somewhat sarcastic, even suggesting it was intended to disrupt Yang Yunsheng's performance.

If Yang Yunsheng doesn't answer well, it will be difficult for him to continue.

Yan Hexiang seemed to be deliberately making things more difficult for Yang Yunsheng, so he said, "How can you say that Liu Yuntian dropped out of prenatal education? He is clearly from the National Academy of Chinese Theatre Arts."

Yang Yunsheng craned his neck and looked at the man who had just spoken in the audience, saying, "Goodness, the National Academy of Chinese Theatre Arts, I know that. You all come from that other place, right? You must be Liu Yuntian's alumnus, here to support him!"

These words were met with thunderous laughter.

Although the hanging object was smashed, Yang Yunsheng caught it very well.

Instead of getting angry at being teased, he casually threw out two more jokes, making the guy who had just spoken laugh from ear to ear.

Liu Yuntian, standing in the audience, was both amused and exasperated. She used to be the neighbor, but now she just wanted to be a good person.

Yan Hexiang added, "Well, they've labeled him." Yang Yunsheng retorted, "When did I label anyone? Ask the audience, isn't Liu Yuntian from next door?"

The people in the audience were laughing so hard their backs ached. Liu Yuntian was the one next door.

He only ran away with a certain Yun Jin. If the name Yun hadn't been given to him by someone else, he wouldn't have had the name Yun either.

Yan Hexiang said, "Well, you really have absolutely nothing to do with culture!"

Yang Yunsheng sighed deeply: "Teacher Yan, let's put aside the issue of culture. Yan Dabao is your biological son, that's true, but he only calls you Dad. If you don't mind, you can call me Dad too!"

Yan Hexiang's eyes widened: "What the hell? I have to call you dad?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded, indicating, "If you really have this idea, it's not impossible!"

Yan Hexiang snorted, "You're really something!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Teacher Yan, actually, there's something I've never told you about our partnership. Besides performing crosstalk, I also have another skill!"

Yan Hexiang suddenly realized: "I know about craftsmanship! When you're free, when you're in the bathroom, you rely on this skill."

As soon as these words were spoken, the girls in the audience instantly understood. It wasn't that they wanted to understand instantly, but the meaning was simply too obvious.

The men, on the other hand, laughed. They didn't need to understand; many of them had experienced it themselves.

Even the older generation blushed a little.

After all, who hasn't experienced these things when they were young?

Yang Yunsheng shook his head and said, "Teacher Yan, the craft I'm talking about is related to culture."

Yan Hexin was puzzled: "We've been partners for two years now, so we know each other pretty well. Tell me, what kind of craftsmanship do you have that's related to Japanese culture?"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but roll his eyes at Yan Hexiang; he was definitely doing it on purpose.

What island culture? I don't even read about island culture.

Do you even know what you're watching?

The shows I watch are all made in China.

However, the crosstalk performances must continue, and Yang Yunsheng needs to let loose.

"Teacher Yan, what I'm talking about in terms of culture is mental arithmetic. I can do mental arithmetic very quickly, unlike that thing you and Liu Yuntian were looking at in private!"

The people backstage were looking at Liu Yuntian with puzzled expressions, as if to say, "You two often team up to watch together in private?"
Liu Yuntian, his face flushed, said, "It's all because Xiangzi likes to watch and wants to learn a skill!"

Everyone immediately panicked and quickly covered their butts.

On stage, Yan Hexiang said, "Since you say you're good at mental arithmetic, then your partner will test you!"

Yang Yunsheng was not afraid at all and said without any politeness, "Then let's go!"

Yan Hexiang thought for about two or three seconds before saying, "What is 747 multiplied by 520?"

Yang Yunsheng counted on his fingers and instantly gave the answer.

"4396220!"

The audience below the stage erupted in an uproar. Yang Yunsheng was really that fast!

Therefore, they even tried to start applauding Yang Yunsheng.

This is indeed worthy of applause, considering it was mental arithmetic!
Even on the show "The Brain," this would be unparalleled.

Yan Hexiang, hands on his hips, exclaimed in surprise, "Good lad, you're really that fast! Then let's do one more, this time a bigger number!"

Yang Yunsheng spoke without fear: "Say whatever you want, Teacher Yan, please go and die!" (End of Chapter)