Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Please send Yan Hexiang to his death?

Yan Hexiang has committed a terrible sin; he is inexplicably about to die.
After the audience laughed, Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes at Yang Yunsheng.

Then Yan Hexiang said, "Since three-digit numbers are easy for you, let's do something longer: 31060 multiplied by 38964. Here, you do the math!"

Yang Yunsheng paused only for a moment before giving his answer without hesitation.

"47621453!"

Upon hearing Yang Yunsheng's answer, the audience erupted in cheers.

Cao Yunjin and the other crosstalk performers backstage were stunned.

Cao Yunjin couldn't help but say, "How can Yang Yunsheng's mental arithmetic be so amazing?"

The audience below the stage, after their initial surprise, were left with blank expressions.

Seeing that the audience was getting into the mood, Yan Hexiang said, "Calculate it again, what is 25 multiplied by 57?"

Yang Yunsheng answered without hesitation, "Eighty-four million two hundred and fifty-three thousand."

Before he could finish speaking, Yang Yunsheng realized what was happening.

"Oh, so you meant 31 multiplied by 52!"

After Yang Yunsheng understood, he continued, "31 multiplied by 52 equals 908!"

Yan Hexiang let out a loud "whoosh" and laughed like a pig.

"Well, at least you have some odd amounts!"

The audience below the stage were not happy. How could 31 multiplied by 52 possibly equal 908?
Some audience members even took out their phones and did the calculations.

"31 multiplied by 52 equals 1621, so how does that become 908?"

Yang Yunsheng was displeased and questioned the audience member.

"I said I can calculate quickly, but I didn't say I can calculate accurately. I'm just asking you if I'm fast or not?"

The audience member didn't realize what was happening at first, but as laughter erupted around him, he instantly understood.

So, you mean fast, that's how fast you really are!
Then I can last three seconds each time.

The people backstage understood that this was how Yang Yunsheng calculated mentally, and that they could do it too.

Yan Hexiang said, both amused and exasperated, "So you only care about speed, and don't care about right or wrong!"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said smugly, "Hey, that's right, this is what it means to be cultured!"

Looking at Yang Yunsheng's shameless appearance, Yan Hexiang chuckled and said, "Is this what you call being cultured? Then everyone here is cultured!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled, feeling incredibly proud.

"By the way, they are all educated, but they are not quite as good as me."

The audience responded with cheers. This guy is so shameless, but I love him so much!!
Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng from wriggling on the stage, saying, "Alright, stop being so smug. What are you doing? Can't you control yourself?"

Yang Yunsheng stopped gurgling and said to the audience, "Do you all know how I met Yan Hexiang, Teacher Yan?"

The audience was quite curious, because Yan Hexiang is clearly a crosstalk performer from Deyun Society, so how did he suddenly come to Tingyunxuan?

Even the crosstalk performers at Tingyunxuan were very curious.

They knew that after Yang Yunsheng came to Tingyunxuan, he would need a partner one day, so they brought Yan Hexiang over.

They didn't know why Yan Hexiang was willing to come and listen to Yunxuan's crosstalk, so they all looked at Cao Yunjin.

Seeing this, Cao Yunjin also told everyone the story of Yan Hexiang's visit to Tingyunxuan.

However, there were many things that even Cao Yunjin couldn't tell them all. In fact, he wasn't entirely clear about them either.

However, one thing must be admitted: after Yan Hexiang arrived, Tingyunxuan was indeed greatly enhanced.

Back when Cao Yunjin was still with Deyun Club, she felt that Yan Hexiang had the potential to be an emperor, and now she has found that he is indeed so.

On stage, Yang Yunsheng also told her about her acquaintance with Yan Hexiang and the reason for their partnership.

Of these, 70% were fabricated.

He certainly can't tell the truth to the audience!
Yan Hexiang couldn't help but sigh and said, "So life is unpredictable, and who can know where the future lies? Only by taking each step steadily can we see the sun rise every day."

Yang Yunsheng said with a smile, "Teacher Yan is right. Life should be lived with our feet on the ground."

Yan Hexiang continued, "Since that's the case, tell everyone the truth today, in front of everyone, and talk about your educational background!"

Yang Yunsheng, having gone all out, said nonchalantly, "I didn't go to university, okay?"

Yan Hexin nodded and said, "Everyone heard that, right? This is the truth, and it's the fact!"

Yang Yunsheng countered, "But Teacher Yan, didn't you also attend a fake university back then?"

Yan Hexiang sighed and replied, "I thought I could keep this a secret, but I didn't expect you to find out anyway."

The audience was surprised, as Yan Hexiang did not graduate from Beijing University of Chemical Technology.

What, did he really never go to university?
Yang Yunsheng said, "Don't blame Teacher Yan, everyone. There's a reason why he lied to everyone about having gone to university!"

Yan Hexiang was puzzled for a moment, then looked at Yang Yunsheng and said, "Yes, if he says there's a reason, then there's a reason!"

Yang Yunsheng then joked, "The audience members below the stage have all watched Teacher Yan grow up; they are all Teacher Yan's uncles, aunts, and great-uncles."

A group of people in the audience quickly started to take advantage of the situation; anyone who didn't would be a bastard!

"Yes, yes, I am Yan Hexiang's second uncle."

"I am Yan Hexiang's third maternal uncle!"

So what does "third uncle" mean in the mountain city?

Yan Hexiang waved his hand and said with a smile, "Don't try to take advantage of me. I'm older than many of the audience members here!"

So, to tell you the truth, what does this really mean, Uncle Shancheng?
Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan has had a dream of going to university since she was a child. She originally wanted to go to a junior college."

Yan Hexiang pointed to himself, his face full of insecurity.

"With a score of 211, going to a junior college? I must be a complete idiot!"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed "Eh!" and patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder, saying, "Teacher Yan, don't be so self-aware!"

Then Yang Yunsheng repeated Yan Hexin's words: "Am I a complete idiot? Don't introduce yourself like that, the audience already knows!"

Yan Hexiang cursed, "I want to slap you!"

The audience was already laughing so hard they couldn't stop; today's trip was definitely worthwhile.

Anyway, they felt that Yang Yunsheng's words were no longer just a joke, but a personal attack, an attack on his most amiable partner Yan Hexiang!

Yang Yunsheng reassured her, "Teacher Yan, don't worry, I understand. Your self-introduction is something most people couldn't do."

Yan Hexiang shook off Yang Yunsheng's hand on his shoulder and said angrily, "Who introduced themselves? I mean, I can't be a complete idiot."

Yang Yunsheng agreed, "Yes, yes, yes, and the audience and I all know that you can't possibly be a complete idiot!"

Some audience members were already shouting that they couldn't take it anymore, their stomachs were twitching from laughing so hard.

These two are absolutely hilarious. (End of Chapter)