Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

On the stage of Tingyunxuan, Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with complicated emotions.

The audience below the stage burst into laughter.

Yan Hexiang shook his head and said, "I don't even want to talk to you, it's beneath me. Everyone knows I got into a 211 university in the college entrance exam!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, that's right! Everyone, Teacher Yan didn't graduate from elementary school back then, but he took the college entrance exam and scored 685 points."

The audience naturally didn't believe it; Yang Yunsheng was clearly talking nonsense on stage.

He took the college entrance examination before graduating from elementary school.

Yan Hexiang must have taken the college entrance examination after graduating from high school!

Besides, if he scored 685 on the college entrance exam, how could he possibly go to a 211 university!

Moreover, Yan Hexiang is from Beijing. People from Beijing only need a score of 600-plus to get into Beijing University, so why would he go to a chemical engineering university?

Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng, saying, "Don't brag about me, it scares me!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's a pity. Teacher Yan's score should have been high enough to get into Beijing University. But that year, Beijing University went crazy and started accepting scores of 2,000, so Teacher Yan couldn't get into Beijing University!"

Yang Yunsheng on stage, with his expression and exaggerated movements, once again made the audience burst into laughter.

Furthermore, if Teikyo University were to actually accept students with scores of 2,000, even a stand-up comedian like Xiaoyu would be 100 points short, because he only scored 1900 on the college entrance exam!

Yan Hexiang said, both amused and exasperated, "Even with a Beijing residency permit, there's nothing I can do about the 2,000 points required for admission."

Yang Yunsheng said, "But speaking of my partner, Teacher Yan, he was quite something back in elementary school. He was the number three prostitute in the class and the school!"

Yan Hexiang was stunned, then he quickly explained, "What the hell? It's called 'Three Good Students'!"

Yang Yunsheng immediately retorted: "What, when Teacher Yan went to prostitutes, he didn't pay? So your school didn't award you the title of 'Three Good Student for Prostitution'!"

At that moment, Yang Yunsheng's eyes widened as he stared at Yan Hexiang in disbelief.

The audience, however, found it hard to take in the jokes Yang Yunsheng had thrown out.

"Sanhao Piaosheng" - what kind of weird meme is this?

Yan Hexiang, enraged, retorted, "That's not true. I didn't go out and do what you're talking about. I'm at school, not a 'good-for-nothing prostitute'."

Yang Yunsheng asked curiously, "What's it called?"

Yan Hexiang replied: "A model student!"

Yang Yunsheng said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter, that's roughly what I meant! Anyway, Teacher Yan had excellent grades when she was in elementary school."

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "It's not that good. I also like to play, so my grades are just average!"

Yang Yunsheng, looking disgusted, distanced himself from Yan Hexiang and pointed at him, saying, "Look at this, everyone! Teacher Yan is being modest! Excessive modesty is just arrogance!"

Yan Hexiang said to the audience, "Back then, we were different from now. Studying was our only way out."

Yang Yunsheng said, "Yes, Teacher Yan is right. Back then, studying was his only way out. As for Teacher Yan, after graduating from university, he worked as an engineer at China Mobile, but later he still became a crosstalk performer. Does everyone know about this?"

This is Yang Yunsheng interacting with the audience, and the audience quickly responded that they didn't know.

Many people don't know this because the name "China Mobile engineer" sounds high-end and sophisticated. "Crosstalk actor," on the other hand, is just four words.

China Mobile Communications Engineer, nine characters.

Just by listening to them, you can tell who's more impressive.

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "I've never told anyone that I'm a telecommunications engineer at China Mobile, how did you find out?"

Yang Yunsheng became smug again: "Of course, the reason why you didn't want to work at China Mobile back then was because every time you were a communications engineer at China Mobile, your performance consistently ranked third, and your superiors even asked you to bring your parents to work."

Yan Hexiang looked puzzled after hearing this.

"How novel! I work as an engineer at China Mobile, and I'm getting my parents called in?"

Yang Yunsheng started again, saying, "Of course, haven't you heard? The more respectable a company sounds, the less respectable it is. China Mobile is like that. And what about your boss? Didn't he say something to you back then?"

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What did you say?"

Yang Yunsheng cleared his throat before replying, "Your boss said that Yanzi shouldn't always be thinking about being number one in performance. The waters in China Mobile are very deep! If you're always number one, what are the others supposed to do? How are they supposed to survive? Take my advice: if you can't keep it up, being in the top three is about right. From now on, let my nephew take the number one spot."

Yan Hexiang was stunned when he heard this.

This was definitely Yang Yunsheng's impromptu line; it was not discussed beforehand at all.

The audience below burst into laughter.

This aligns well with the current national situation; it's just unclear whether Yan Hexiang has compromised.

After regaining his senses, Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "But what does this have to do with my father? The boss invited my father, surely it's not because of my performance, right?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "That's right, that's what you thought too, Teacher Yan. You told the leaders that if there's anything, come at me directly, don't scare my dad! My dad and I are doing crosstalk together, it's not easy for him either."

Yan Hexiang suddenly burst out laughing.

He usually doesn't laugh on stage unless he really can't help it.

This guy said all that just to take advantage of the father-son joke. Enough already.

It’s not enough, it’s enough.

Furthermore, he didn't say that when we were going over the words before!

Yan Hexiang saw that the audience was already cheering and jumping for joy, clearly very much in line with Yang Yunsheng's father's act.

He explained, "Mainly because at that time, my relationship with my dad was like that of brothers, and I was quite loyal to him!"

Yang Yunsheng agreed, "Yes, Teacher Yan is quite righteous. But as soon as Teacher Yan's father arrived at the company, he immediately apologized to the boss. Teacher Yan's father said, 'I'm sorry, boss, I'm really sorry. If it weren't for the two-child policy, I would have had a second child long ago.'"

Yan Hexiang was displeased and immediately retorted, "I'm telling you, you're just spouting nonsense. What does this have to do with having a second child? Besides, I'm number one in performance, so why did my dad apologize? Ask the audience if they agree."

The audience began shouting, "Disagree!"

Yang Yunsheng didn't hesitate and clicked his tongue a few times.

"Teacher Yan, Beijing is your hometown. Everyone in the audience here is a shill you hired, right? Everyone knows you've brought a whole bunch of actors today. Speaking of which, you must have spent a lot of money, right? Was it your own savings, or did you get it from your father? Your father doesn't earn much a month. Here's five yuan, take it." (End of Chapter)