Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

As he spoke, Yang Yunsheng actually took out five yuan from his pocket.

Before many people could react, they were too busy laughing to speak again.

"Sir, how much money did you take?"

Yang Yunsheng pointed to the man in the first row, who looked like a fool and was always smiling.

My older brother is also a fun-loving person, and he understands crosstalk well.

He said, "It's not much, just fifty yuan!"

Yang Yunsheng then looked at an elderly man in the front row and asked, "Sir, you're so old, why are you making money like this, without any conscience?"

This old man, with his great sense of humor, replied directly: "Anyway, it's all money earned against one's conscience, so why not make it if it's free!"

Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng and pulled him back.

"Hey, hey, nothing like that!"

Yang Yunsheng then added, "Alright, I figured it out too. Teacher Yan is a bit embarrassed and angry now that I've exposed her."

The audience was laughing so hard they almost fell off their chairs. This guy is really fearless, making crazy jokes about his partner on stage!

Yang Yunsheng returned to Yan Hexiang's side and said to him, "Teacher Yan, why are you angry? You can explain yourself, you can refute me!"

Just as Yan Hexiang was about to speak, Yang Yunsheng pulled a fast one.

"Explanation is to cover!"

Just as Yan Hexiang was about to speak again, Yang Yunsheng pulled another surprise attack.

"The cover-up is the truth!"

Yan Hexiang was about to speak three times when Yang Yunsheng began to use the empty city tactic.

"Since it's a fact, there's no need to argue about it!"

Yan Hexiang started coughing on stage, not because he had a cold, but because he choked on his own saliva.

At this moment, the audience below the stage erupted in applause and cheers. This performance brought them a hundred times more joy than any previous crosstalk performance!
Now, Yang Yunsheng has also forged his own path.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Dear viewers, although Teacher Yan was young at that time, he was not stupid at all!"

Yan Hexiang interrupted Yang Yunsheng with a "hey".

"How fresh! I don't need any anyway!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, blurting out, "Back then, Teacher Yan wasn't as tall as 178 cm yet. She would stand on her tiptoes and start calling out, 'Dad!'"

A group of people in the audience suddenly agreed, which made Yang Yunsheng roll her eyes in annoyance.

Yang Yunsheng had to repeat himself: "I'm talking about Yan Hexiang. Teacher Yan likes to call me 'Dad'!"

The crowd below the stage agreed, and Yan Hexiang deliberately said "Hey!" in front of Yang Yunsheng.

Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice, licked his lips, and said, "I won't hold this against you, okay? You're my bread and butter. Let me continue with Teacher Yan. Back then, Teacher Yan stood on tiptoe and called out 'Father,' then said to his father, 'Dad, we won't accept this injustice. I'll just quit this job.' So, Teacher Yan, who could have become a high-ranking executive at China Unicom, left China Unicom because of this incident and became a crosstalk performer!"

The audience was stunned. Wasn't it China Mobile just now? How did it suddenly become China Unicom?

Wait a minute, will China Telecom still be available?

Yan Hexiang also asked, "Why was it changed? Wasn't it just China Mobile?"

Yang Yunsheng swayed in the wind like a seaweed and said, "It doesn't matter. I'll say it again. My dear partner, Teacher Yan Hexiang, just like that, left China Mobile and followed someone else who was not doing his proper job and went to perform crosstalk." This admission was not at all forced.

If Yang Yunsheng were to argue with everyone, saying something like, "I clearly meant China Mobile!"

After hearing this, the audience understood that this was called being stubborn and refusing to admit defeat.

Because everyone knows in their hearts that you were clearly talking about China Mobile.

But now that he has openly and frankly admitted it, it will make the audience find it very funny, and may even become a source of amusement.

Yan Hexiang said, "Alright, continue!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "At that time, Teacher Yan's father came by bicycle, one of those old-fashioned bicycles, I believe many families have such a bicycle. Teacher Yan's father rode the bicycle with Teacher Yan on the back. Teacher Yan's father held the handlebars with his left hand and the crossbar with his right hand, with his foot on the ground to brake, not caring at all whether it was raining or not!"

Then Yang Yunsheng made a riding motion and pedaled hard forward!
Yan Hexiang quickly pulled Yang Yunsheng, who was acting like a madman, and said, "Alright, stop it, you're acting like a mad dog!"

The audience burst into laughter again, but to be fair, Yang Yunsheng's words flowed quite smoothly.

Anyway, he did a great job!
Yang Yunsheng continued, "Back then, Teacher Yan wasn't very tall, but he was a little taller than he is now!"

Yan Hexiang pulled Yang Yunsheng, who had gone completely mad, back again and said, "No, after all these years, haven't I grown up at all?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded after hearing this.

"Yes, I think so!"

Yang Yunsheng's expression and demeanor once again amused the audience to the point of utter disorientation.

How can this guy use so many fancy tricks!
Even with Yan Hexiang's robust physique, they couldn't control him on stage.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with a wry smile and said, "What are you doing, making fun of me like this on stage? Are you envious of my life, or are you dissatisfied with the fathers in the audience?"

The audience chimed in, "Yeah, are you unhappy with us?"

The audience's message is, "I am your father."

Yang Yunsheng never expected that after he made fun of Yan Hexiang, Yan Hexiang would turn around and pull this stunt on him. But Yang Yunsheng wouldn't let them get away with it on stage.

Before Yang Yunsheng could refute, Yan Hexiang spoke again.

He naturally couldn't say anything nice either. He said, "If you're not satisfied, we'll choose one for you right here in the audience. If you're still not satisfied, we'll hold a nationwide audition and call it 'Super Dad Selection'!"

The audience burst out laughing. What the hell is this?!
Yang Yunsheng took advantage of you once, and you let so many people take advantage of him.

Is this appropriate?

But honestly, we really love it!

Seeing the audience waving their hands frantically, Yang Yunsheng quickly shouted, "Stop making a scene!"

Yan Hexiang said, "What's wrong? Don't you like choosing fathers? If you keep doing this, you'll have a different one every day, and you won't repeat the same one for a year!"

Yang Yunsheng performed a set of boxing moves in front of Yan Hexiang and said, "Teacher Yan, I was just teasing you! What I meant was that I envy you. Your parents are so protective of you, they're afraid you'll scare them if they hold you between their legs, and afraid you'll choke if they keep you in their mouths!"

The audience burst into laughter, exclaiming, "What the hell is this?!"
These words could only come from Yang Yunsheng's mouth.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with some hostility, his expression naturally filled with strong dissatisfaction.

"I think you're asking for a beating. Is that how you describe someone?"

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment, then asked, "How should we express this using cultural terms?" (End of Chapter)