Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Xiubo came up and read an advertisement.

Then they called Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang onto the stage for their fourth performance.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang walked onto the stage one after the other.

Both of them had faint smiles on their faces.

After standing on the stage, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang bowed to the audience.

"Thank you, everyone, for your applause. I am Yang Yunsheng, a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan. The gentleman standing next to me is my partner, Yan Hexiang!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "That's right, I am Yan Hexiang."

The audience in Shanghai gave Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang a lot of face.

The applause was as free as if it were free.

That's called "pat pat pat," it's a constant drumming sound!
Yang Yunsheng laughed and said, "Teacher Yan and I are willing to come on stage and perform crosstalk for everyone!"

Yan Hexiang said, "They've already bought tickets to get in, you can't just not say anything!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "There's a saying, I don't know if you've heard it before?"

Yan Hexiang suddenly became interested.

"Which sentence?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's said that with money you can go anywhere in the world, without money you can't even take a step!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand, indicating that he was wrong. "That's called 'reason prevails everywhere, while unreasonableness makes it impossible to move an inch'!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No, it's more like, with money you can go anywhere, without money you can't move an inch!"

Yan Hexiang sighed, slightly helpless.

"It's all reasonable, the kind of reasonable that I've already said!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice and gently patted Yan Hexiang's shoulder.

"Teacher Yan, do you lack life experience? If you don't have money, where are you going to buy a gift?"

The audience chuckled at this point.

They felt that what Yang Yunsheng said made a lot of sense.

That's right, where can you buy gifts if you don't have money? You can't exactly pick them out of the trash!

Yan Hexiang was stunned for a moment.

He said, "I'm not trying to argue with you, but what kind of 'gift' is this? I'm talking about the principle of reason, not the 'gift' in 'gift'!"

As he spoke, he even wrote something on his left palm with his right index finger.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, since you've put it that way, then let me explain the reasoning to you."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Okay, go ahead!"

"If you don't have money, can you buy a car? If you don't have money, can you buy a house? If you don't have money, can you get married? If you don't have money, you can't do anything. Tell me, if you don't have money, can you do anything?"

Yan Hexiang scratched his head: "It seems to make a lot of sense!"

Soon, Yan Hexiang changed his mind again.

"No, no, you've just come up on stage, and the New Year is almost here. You shouldn't be talking about whether you're rich or poor. Why do you keep bringing this up? Come on, tell everyone today how much money you can earn. If you're so obsessed with money, just say it!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled shyly and cupped his hips with both hands.

"Not much, just thirty thousand!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang's eyes widened, and he glared at Yang Yunsheng through gritted teeth.

"My God, thirty thousand?"

The audience chuckled; that expression looked so familiar!
It's just that I'm always worried about my brother suffering, but also about him driving a Land Rover!

Yang Yunsheng turned around and looked at Yan Hexiang.

"Wait, what's with that expression? What, are you going to bite me?"

Yan Hexiang retorted angrily, "No, you think 30,000 is too little?"

Yang Yunsheng was unwilling and started to get angry.

"Did I mention my work unit? Did I mention my work unit?"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment, then placed his right hand on his chin. "Oh, you're not talking about RMB?"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "No!"

'Thirty thousand yen?'

"no!"

"Thirty thousand baht?"

Yang Yunsheng continued to shake his head: "No!"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment, then drew a picture in front of him.

"Such a big one, thirty thousand for one?"

The audience burst out laughing. This was counterfeit money; even the Heaven and Earth Bank didn't have such a denomination.

Yang Yunsheng laughed in anger upon hearing this.

"If I had a sheet that big, I'd deliver it right to your house!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng, who was close to him.

Get out of my way!

"You have 30,000? How much exactly is 30,000?!"

Yang Yunsheng held up one finger, indicating, "I earn thirty thousand cents a month!"

Yan Hexiang rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say three thousand yuan? I think that would be much easier!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled: "Don't you understand? I said 30,000 mao, that sounds like a lot. Most people would be quite shocked to hear 30,000, right?"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "Wait a minute, wait a minute. Even if this 30,000 mao is a lot, it's still only 3,000 yuan, right?"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and asked, "What do you think you can do with three thousand a month?"

Yan Hexiang replied, "Three thousand a month wouldn't be enough for most people. But honestly, I think it's a bit too much for you."

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "That's right, three thousand a month isn't enough to do anything. This won't do, I have to find a way to earn some money!"

Yan Hexiang asked in confusion, "Then what method do you want to use?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Someone told me that collecting things can make some money!"

Yan Hexiang suddenly realized: "I understand, isn't there that great collector now!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's right. Before coming to our program today, I went to the antique market next to the City God Temple in Shanghai and found a treasure."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "Wow! You've found a treasure? I wonder what kind of treasure it is?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "A piece of oracle bone from the Zhou Dynasty is worth fifty thousand!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang couldn't help but speak up: "Well, we're partners, so there's something I'm not afraid to tell you. Oracle bones are only valuable if they have inscriptions! Without inscriptions, they're just worthless turtle shells."

That's why the audience laughed out loud.

However, it's true that most of the items sold around the City God Temple area in Shanghai are fake.

In his previous life, Yang Yunsheng had suffered losses and been deceived.

I bought a set of twelve zodiac animals near the City God Temple; it was covered in mud.

Others said that this was dug out of the ground.

Who knows, it might be some incredible treasure.

As a result, Yang Yunsheng bargained the price down from 300 yuan to 150 yuan, feeling that he had made a profit and found a treasure.

After washing it clean, I compared the price on Taobao and found it was only twelve yuan. I lost over a hundred yuan with tears in my eyes.

Therefore, in the field of cultural relics and rough jade gambling, without special skills, it's simply impossible for you to find a bargain.

The special thing they're talking about is something like golden eyes, X-ray vision, or some kind of system.

But systems only exist in online novels; in real life, where do systems come from?

If you don't believe me, try calling one yourself.

System, system?
To put it simply, if you call out to Siri, it might respond.

But if you call yourself "System," people who don't know you'll think you're an idiot! (End of Chapter)