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The recording site of Tomato TV.

On stage, Yang Yunsheng smiled as he looked at the audience below.

"Yes, of course!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "That's great, at least we got it!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at his palm and said, "It says here that the city makes life better!"

Yan Hexiang was taken aback, and the audience burst into laughter.

This is a good excuse!
At this point, Yang Yunsheng added, "You mean my oracle bone script, is it from the Eastern Zhou or Western Zhou period?"

Yan Hexiang let out a soft "Ouch," looking utterly disgusted.

“I see that your oracle bone is from last week.”

The audience laughed again, "Isn't this from last week?"

During the Eastern and Western Zhou dynasties, what cities made life better?

Yang Yunsheng objected, saying, "How can it be from last week?"

Yan Hexiang reminded him, "That's utter nonsense. Don't you realize that 'Better City, Better Life' is the slogan of the Shanghai World Expo!"

"what?"

Yang Yunsheng was shocked and couldn't believe it at all.

Yan Hexiang sneered, "Look at your suicidal expression, you don't even know this. I don't know what to say to you."

A look of distress appeared on Yang Yunsheng's face.

"So what do you suggest I do? I've already spent the money, and even bought a piece of oracle bone from last week. I just want to know, how can I make some money in today's society?"

Seeing this, Yan Hexiang couldn't help but say, "Listen to my advice, brother. If you want to get rich, you have to take the right path."

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng understood.

"To get rich, take the right path?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, that's right!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Take the straight path, dig up ancient tombs. When an ancient tomb roars, gold pours in. Well done, Teacher Yan, you really know how to play the game!"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but laugh as he said this.

The audience laughed too, realizing that this supposedly righteous path wasn't the right one after all!
Yan Hexiang said, "What's so good about this? It's not appropriate to try to rhyme!"

Yang Yunsheng asked excitedly, "Then, Teacher Yan, tell me, whose are we digging up?"

Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng: "You can't dig up anyone's stuff, so why are you digging up anyone else's stuff!"

Upon seeing this, Yang Yunsheng waved his hands repeatedly.

"No way, if we say we'll dig, we'll dig. Whoever is famous, the most famous, we'll dig for them!"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment, then asked curiously, "No, then whose are you planning to poach?"

Yang Yunsheng stroked his chin and instantly had an idea.

"I've got it! We'll dig up Cao Cao's stuff!"

Yan Hexiang frowned and said, "No, why did you think of poaching Cao Cao's men?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Cao Cao's tomb is quite unique!"

Yan Hexiang was confused: "No, what's different?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Listen to Liu Bei's two sons being named Liu Feng and Liu Chan, and Sun Jian's two sons being named Sun Quan and Sun Ce. They are both expressing their ambitions."

Yan Hexiang scratched his head, somewhat confused.

"No, what does that prove? Does it mean that Cao Cao's son's name also expresses his ambition?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled smugly: "That's right, you're a quick learner!"

The audience was stunned for a moment; even Xiubo didn't understand. Was this Cao Cao's son expressing his ambition?

So what ambition was Cao Cao's son expressing?
His sons were named Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, Cao Chong, etc.
Is his ambition...? Oh my god, that's outrageous!

No wonder Cao Cao had a fondness for married women in history, and even built the Bronze Sparrow Terrace, hoping to lock up the two Qiao sisters in the depths of spring.

Good heavens, his ambition is absolutely despicable!

After most of the audience members understood, they began to cheer.

This is a satellite TV program, and Yang Yunsheng actually tried to push the boundaries right from the start.

It might not be quite as good as the "shaking hands" performance at night, but one has to admit that Yang Yunsheng was incredibly bold to throw out this joke on a satellite TV channel.

In fact, Yang Yunsheng didn't say anything.

If anyone misunderstands, that's their problem; it has nothing to do with Yang Yunsheng's work.

Yan Hexiang quickly changed the subject, saying, "This Cao Cao tomb has already been excavated by an archaeological team. Isn't it a bit too late for you to go dig it now?"

Yang Yunsheng declared righteously, "That Cao Cao tomb that the archaeological team excavated is definitely a fake."

After hearing this, Yan Hexiang was somewhat confused.

"No, if you say it's fake, then it's fake. You have to have a reason!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's written in Ghost Blows Out the Light that Cao Cao is the patriarch of tomb raiders! So how could his tomb be so easily dug up? Besides, the archaeological team found two skulls in Cao Cao's tomb. Logically, one skull should belong to Cao Cao, but he had two."

Yan Hexiang was displeased when he heard this.

"Did you see the news? Did you read the reports? The experts all said that the huge skull is Cao Cao!"

Yang Yunsheng then asked, "So, the question is, what about the younger one?"

Yan Hexiang immediately replied: "Cao Cao when he was a child!"

The audience burst out laughing. Cao Cao as a child?
How could this joke be so unfunny yet so funny?

Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice: "Experts? You still believe in experts? Then the question is, which expert came to this conclusion?"

Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment before giving his name.

Of course, it's my real name, Yan Xin!

When Yan Hexiang said his name, he became a little shy, which caused him to burst out laughing.

Yang Yunsheng smiled: "Then I understand, I understand. But I've heard that digging up ancient tombs isn't very reliable!"

Yan Hexiang also chimed in, "That's right, we can't do anything illegal. We need to think of other ways to get rich!"

Yang Yunsheng began to think: "Then what other ways are there to make money?"

Yang Yunsheng quickly came up with an idea.

"I've got it! I've got it! Time to dig coal! I'm off to dig coal!"

Yan Hexiang pondered for a moment before speaking, "Mining coal? I've heard that many coal mine owners are quite wealthy."

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder, looking smug.

"Ordos in Inner Mongolia produces coal! I'll go there to mine, and it'll be cheaper."

Yan Hexiang: "That makes sense, you can make a fortune just by reselling it!"

Yang Yunsheng agreed, saying, "I went to Ordos to mine coal and sold it in Datong, Shanxi."

Yan Hexiang stared at Yang Yunsheng in disbelief, his eyes wide.

"No, are you crazy? Coal from Datong, Shanxi is cheaper than coal from Ordos. If you haul it to Datong, do you think they'll want it?"

Yang Yunsheng sighed, looking somewhat troubled.

"Now that you hear what I've said, I'm starting to think that coal mining isn't a very reliable business. Think about it, how can I possibly make some money?"

Yan Hexiang pointed at himself, saying incredulously, "Me, help you find a way? Am I crazy? If there's a way to make money, don't I know how to make it myself!" (End of Chapter)