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Yang Yunsheng clapped his hands, having come up with another idea.

"I've got it! I've got a way to make money: I can buy stocks!"

Yan Hexiang said, "Buying stocks isn't a bad idea either. After all, there are stock market gurus in this world."

When Yang Yunsheng saw that Yan Hexiang agreed to let him buy stocks, he chuckled twice.

"I can buy in for two dollars and sell for twenty million!"

Yan Hexiang turned around and looked at Yang Yunsheng as if he were a fool.

The audience below the stage also began to boo.

Even Yan Hexiang was looking at Yang Yunsheng as if he were a fool.

Yan Hexiang grabbed Yang Yunsheng's arm and said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, why don't we talk about the coal mining business?"

Yang Yunsheng understood the meaning behind Yan Hexiang's words and couldn't help but sigh.

"It seems that buying stocks is an unreliable thing!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "The main problem is that you bought in for two yuan and sold for twenty million, which is a bit of wishful thinking."

Yang Yunsheng hesitated for a moment, and also felt that there was some truth to it.

"So how can I make some money?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Don't look at me. If I knew how to make money, I would have gone there long ago."

Yang Yunsheng suddenly raised his head and looked at Yan Hexiang beside him.

"No, I just have a question for you: if you had money, what would you do?"

Yan Hexiang stared intently at Yang Yunsheng and said, "What do you mean by 'rich'? Don't ask me for money, I don't have any!"

The audience laughed too; how afraid she is of being asked to lend money!
Indeed, those who borrow money are clowns, while those who repay it are the masters!
Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "Oh, Teacher Yan, you've misunderstood me. What I meant was, assuming you had money, what would you do?"

In an instant, Yan Hexiang suddenly realized the truth.

"Oh, I see. Given the current situation, if I had the money, I would definitely buy a house in Shanghai first! With Shanghai's housing prices changing so rapidly, I guarantee that in ten years, no other city will be able to compare."

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue twice: "No, you want to buy a house as soon as you have money? What do you plan to do after you buy the house?"

What do you want to do after buying a house?

Yan Hexiang had indeed thought about this, and thus came to an answer.

"After buying a house, of course, it's time to get married!"

Yang Yunsheng widened his eyes and held up the number two.

"You want to marry two wives?"

The audience burst into laughter.

How come you got two wives after buying a house?
Why can't Yan Hexiang find a wife?

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Teacher Yan, I have to criticize you for this! This is China, where monogamy is the norm. Even if I am your partner, if you really do this, I will report you. After all, my name is Yang Zhengyi."

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng: "Get lost! Yang Zhenyi is your master. You want to betray your master and ancestors, don't you!"

Yang Yunsheng was both amused and exasperated. The justice he was talking about was the justice of integrity and righteousness, not the name of his master.

"Teacher Yan, I'm just saying that under our national conditions, a man cannot marry two wives!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang began to mock Yang Yunsheng.

"It's only because you're broke. Otherwise, you might have one wife on the surface, but who knows how many wives you have in private!"

Yang Yunsheng thought it made sense, very much so.

What's the point of having so much money if not to enjoy life?

What is life? It's about food, clothing, shelter, transportation, and then sex!
I know everything!

Yang Yunsheng said, "Alright then, alright, I just want to ask Teacher Yan, what are your plans after you get married?" Yan Hexiang replied, "Buying a house, of course!"

Yang Yunsheng was stunned for the first time, while the audience below the stage was completely baffled.

What's wrong? Am I stuck in a time loop?
Yang Yunsheng said, "No, Teacher Yan, that's not right! You bought another house, so doesn't that mean you have another house?"

Yan Hexiang said, "That's right, two apartments. I'll rent out the extra one!"

"Rent it out?"

"of course!"

Yang Yunsheng gestured and said, "I now completely understand Teacher Yan's life. The meaning of his life is to buy a house, marry a wife, buy another house, and marry another wife. It's a never-ending cycle!"

"Huh?" Yan Hexiang stood there, rooted to the spot.

The audience below the stage were laughing hysterically.

Who buys a house and then gets married? It's just another burden.

Although this burden is tattered, it makes people very happy.

Yan Hexiang shouted, "Wait a minute, no, why would I marry so many wives? I don't ask for much, one is enough!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng said, "Didn't you rent them all out?"

The audience below the stage were clapping so hard their hands were practically falling off.

Who has nothing better to do than rent out a wife?
Yan Hexiang retorted indignantly, "Rented out? Do you know what you're talking about? I only rented out the house, I rented out my wife?"

Yang Yunsheng shrugged and said, "I thought this was because you thought it made a lot of money!"

Yan Hexiang slapped Yang Yunsheng's arm hard, indicating, "Never heard of it!"

In response, Yan Hexiang explained, "I meant renting a house, not a wife!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "I'm different from you!"

Yan Hexiang replied, "It's different. You went straight for a rich woman. Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that now. You've saved yourself decades of detours!"

Yang Yunsheng smiled and pointed at Yan Hexiang with his finger.

"My answer is different. When I have money, I won't buy a house; I'll find a girlfriend!"

Yan Hexiang said disdainfully, "Hey, hey, hey, can't we have some shame? Yang Yunsheng, others may not know you, but I know you well! The rich woman I mentioned before is your girlfriend."

Yang Yunsheng shrugged and said, "No, with money, who only has one girlfriend?"

"what?"

That sound came from a man in the front row.

Then a murmur of disapproval came from the audience.

Doesn't this prove the saying that men become bad when they have money, and women become bad when they have money?
Yan Hexiang chuckled twice and said, "No, what kind of theory is this?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, I haven't told you yet. I've broken up with my girlfriend, so I need to find a new one."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "You should have said so earlier. You can find a girlfriend after the breakup!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "That's right, I'll find another girlfriend and we'll travel the world together. Of course, the prerequisite is that I have to find a girlfriend first."

Yan Hexiang asked, "How do we find it?"

"I have experience!"

Yang Yunsheng looked somewhat smug as he said this.

"Teacher Yan, do you know about WeChat's 'Shake' feature?"

Yan Hexiang looked shocked and incredulous.

"No, you're using WeChat's 'Shake' feature to find a girlfriend?" (End of Chapter)