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Yang Yunsheng smiled and said, "Teacher Yan is just teasing me, so let's not take it to heart! Although life is barely better now, there's one thing I have to admit: compared to everyone here, my current situation is still a little worse."

Yan Hexiang asked in bewilderment, "No, you're still a little bit behind? Tell us in detail, so we can hear how big the gap is between you and everyone else!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "In the summer, I dare not stay at home."

Yan Hexiang asked curiously, "What's wrong? Are you afraid to stay at home in the summer?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "This is no joke, it's so hot in the summer. To be honest, at the hottest time, our house was so hot it felt like it was going to explode, you know?"

Yan Hexiang put his hands into his sleeves.

"Then turn on the air conditioner!"

Yang Yunsheng turned around, glanced at Yan Hexiang, and froze.

Yan Hexiang added, "Then turn on the air conditioner! It'll be cooler then!"

Yang Yunsheng blinked and looked at Yan Hexiang.

"Will turning on the air conditioner work?"

Yan Hexiang chuckled and said, "If you're hot, you'll have to turn on the air conditioner, right? If that's not enough, you can stoke the boiler."

The audience burst into laughter, saying that it was already so hot, and they were still using boilers; their homes must be like steam rooms.

What's up, getting ready for a sauna?
Yang Yunsheng approached Yan Hexiang, grabbed his arm with one hand, and patted his stomach with the other.

"Teacher Yan, you didn't understand, did you? If you didn't understand, then don't speak. I'd like to chat with everyone, is that alright?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Okay, you can talk!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the audience and said, "Tell me, during the hottest time of the day, our house was so hot it felt like it was going to explode."

Yan Hexiang craned his neck and shouted, "Turn on the air conditioner!"

Yang Yunsheng stopped and looked at Yan Hexiang with a complicated expression.

Yan Hexiang continued, "I already told you, turn on the air conditioner!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head and sighed.

Yan Hexiang said unhappily, "What's wrong? Don't you know what an air conditioner is, or is the word 'air conditioner' really unfamiliar to you?"

Yang Yunsheng smiled, slightly embarrassed.

Looking at Yang Yunsheng's condition, Yan Hexiang said, "I understand. It's okay if the conditions are a little worse and you can't afford an air conditioner. If you can't afford an air conditioner, you can buy an electric fan."

Yang Yunsheng nodded, but remained silent.

Yan Hexiang added, "If you can't afford a new fan, just buy a used one. If you can't afford a used one, you can buy a broken one. Just shake it like this, and it'll still blow air!"

The audience burst into applause.

That makes perfect sense.

Why insist on electric ones? You use your hands most of the time anyway!

So don't think that electric devices can help you exercise; you can actually do it with your hands too.

But the best thing is to do nothing at all!

After all, being obsessed with this kind of thing is really not good for your health!

Yang Yunsheng remained silent, simply staring at Yan Hexiang.

Yan Hexiang gestured with his hands and said, "Even if you just exert a little force like this, there will still be wind!"

Yang Yunsheng couldn't hold back any longer and said, "Teacher Yan, you didn't understand, did you? If you didn't understand, don't speak. Let me chat with everyone!"

Yan Hexiang got angry too: "You keep talking!"

Yang Yunsheng said to the audience, "The other day, when it was at its hottest, it was so hot it felt like we were going to explode."

Yan Hexiang began to shout each word into Yang Yunsheng's ear.

"Turn on the air conditioning!"

The audience's laughter nearly lifted the roof off the recording studio, and applause was deafening. Yan Hexiang shouted loudly, his voice laced with anger, "Turn on the air conditioning!"

"Are you sick? You keep repeating the same sentence three times, three times already."

Yang Yunsheng got angry too and shouted, "I'll say it one last time!"

Yan Hexiang was also furious: "Say it as many times as you want, I just want the air conditioning on, I love the air conditioning!"

Seeing Yan Hexiang's anger, Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, please listen carefully before you speak."

Yan Hexiang said with dissatisfaction, "What am I supposed to listen to? What else do you want me to listen to?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "I was saying that a while ago it was hot, and the electric kettle we used to boil water exploded."

The audience burst into laughter, and even the actors backstage were laughing so hard they were squealing like pigs.

This made Xiubo laugh so hard he fell off his chair.

Yan Hexiang stood there awkwardly for about twenty seconds before cautiously asking, "Is this the one that heats up water the fastest?"

Yang Yunsheng roared, "Explode!"

Yan Hexiang quickly grabbed Yang Yunsheng's arm and said, "Yes, yes, brother, don't shout anymore, you scared me! No, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yang Yunsheng interrupted him.

"You turn on the air conditioner? Does it even work? Turn on the air conditioner!"

Yan Hexiang explained with a smile, "Brother, that thing only costs twenty or thirty yuan. You can just buy a new one, right?"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder, getting angrier the more he thought about it.

"You let me continue, didn't you? I just came up on stage and chatted with everyone for a bit. Look at you, you unlucky thing, you look like a Tibetan mastiff, can you see that?"

"Turn on the air conditioner! Turn on the air conditioner! Woof woof, turn on the air conditioner!"

Yan Hexiang shoved Yang Yunsheng and said with dissatisfaction, "No, you keep saying it exploded, but I don't know what exploded."

Yang Yun clapped her hands angrily, her face full of helplessness.

"It's so hot it's about to explode! What the hell is about to explode? It's hot! Got it?"

Yan Hexiang interrupted, "Yes, yes, I understand now. How was I supposed to know that your one sentence contained so much meaning!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, you are so annoying. With your habit of interrupting, tell me in front of everyone, besides me, who would listen to you!"

Yan Hexiang said, "What do you mean 'who cares about me'? My wife cares about me!"

"Who?"

Yan Hexiang said weakly, "My wife!"

Yang Yunsheng slapped Yan Hexiang in front of him.

Yan Hexiang asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Oh dear, please don't mention your wife, my sister-in-law. Oh, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, please stop!"

The audience stared at Yang Yunsheng in shock, wondering what he was reflecting on.

This guy is like poison.

Yan Hexiang then said, "No, why do you look like that? Anyone who didn't know better would think I'm widowed or something."

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and said, "I feel so sorry for my sister-in-law. Marrying you is such a waste, everyone."

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng and reached out his hand, saying, "Come on, let's see what kind of nonsense you're going to spout this time."

The audience is also looking forward to seeing what Yang Yunsheng will say about Yan Hexiang's wife.

After all, as everyone knows, the wives of crosstalk performers, especially the wives of the supporting performers and the lead performers, are always able to come up with some tricks.

So Yang Yunsheng is definitely going to start spouting nonsense again. (End of Chapter)