Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

On stage, Yang Yunsheng looked like he was sighing.

He said to the audience, "Ladies and gentlemen, my sister-in-law is just too good, so good that she's rotten, you know?"

"Eh!"

After saying "Eh," Yan Hexiang realized something was wrong.

He puffed out his cheeks and shouted, "Your wife stinks!"

The audience burst into laughter, which was indeed somewhat insulting.

Nobody would say their sister-in-law is rotten.

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang and placed his hands in front of him.

"No, how did we end up arguing again after we were chatting?"

Yan Hexiang retorted angrily, "Nonsense! What do you mean by 'stale'? What kind of talk is that!"

Yang Yunsheng, with his hands behind his back, said, "No, did you understand?"

"I don't understand!"

Yang Yunsheng pressed, "Did you understand? Why are you so angry?"

Yan Hexiang replied, "I just don't understand. 'Stale' is called 'stale' in the north and 'expired' in the south. It's past its expiration date, it's grown mold, you know?"

Yang Yunsheng looked surprised and said, "No, why did you say your wife has grown hair? That's going too far!"

"Who said that about my wife? You were the one who said it!"

At this point, Yan Hexiang became even angrier.

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said, "Then let me ask you today, how did you and your wife meet?"

Yan Hexiang stated, "That's how we met!"

Yang Yunsheng then asked, "Did you search for it on your phone?"

The audience's eyes widened; so that's what they were looking for.

It went bad one minute and grew mold the next, which makes one wonder what's going on.

Yan Hexiang gritted his teeth, his face showing obvious discomfort.

"What you're searching for is the same principle as a hot water heater!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Never mind that, I just want to ask you, did your wife search you? Did she?"

Yan Hexiang replied, looking aggrieved, "Yes, it was searched!"

Yan Hexiang added a sentence to this.

"We've been searching for a long time!"

Yang Yunsheng laughed and said, "It's the truth, his wife was searched, did you know that?"

Yan Hexiang quickly pulled Yang Yunsheng aside, saying, "Don't say that, it sounds awful! We're in an online relationship, an online relationship!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Online dating! Why? To be honest, many crosstalk performers backstage have very few opportunities to meet girls in real life."

Yan Hexiang agreed, "Yes, there aren't many opportunities usually!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Normally, I can only meet a few people online. That's how Teacher Yan did it. He searched online for a hundred or a thousand people and found my sister-in-law. After a few interactions, the two of them got to know each other. After they met, they started dating, which happened in the summer."

"Yes!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "It's wonderful that the two of them met. My brother fell in love with my sister-in-law the moment he saw her. She's beautiful and well-dressed; you could describe her in four words!"

Yan Hexiang asked in surprise, "Which four characters?"

Yang Yunsheng replied: "Cooling and detoxifying!"

The audience burst into laughter, but Yan Hexiang stood there stunned.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he looked at Yang Yunsheng.

"No, what's wrong with my wife being like herbal tea?"

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand: "It's not herbal tea, it's just that I'm dressed up nicely, to keep cool in the summer. I'm wearing a little tank top, you know!" Yang Yunsheng even gestured to show it.

Yan Hexiang realized that this gesture wouldn't work!
He immediately said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, where did this tank top go?"

Yang Yun said angrily, "Wear it here, hang it here, is this how you're supposed to do it? Who designed this kind of clothing? It's so outrageous!"

The female audience members were laughing very loudly.

They are very knowledgeable and often wear tank tops.

Yang Yunsheng said unhappily, "Can't you always let people finish speaking? You always stop them. What's the point of doing this?"

Yan Hexiang apologized, saying, "I'm sorry, I won't stop you, I won't say anything more."

Yang Yunsheng was satisfied and nodded.

"That's more like it! But speaking of my sister-in-law, she's really beautiful. The two of them fell in love at first sight. Why? Because their ages are right, their looks match, and their heights are similar. Especially their ages—my sister-in-law is a little bit older than my brother."

Yan Hexiang didn't speak, but nodded slightly.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Their ages aren't that much different, only about 30 years apart. What will happen when they meet?"

Yan Hexiang gritted his teeth and began to speak forcefully.

It's like taking a dump in the toilet.

He even punched Yang Yunsheng when he heard something wrong.

Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but ask, "Wait, what's that sound? Is it so hot it's about to explode, or is the water boiling?"

Yan Hexiang stuck his head out and leaned closer to Yang Yunsheng.

"My wife is older than my mother?"

Yang Yunsheng clapped his hands and said unhappily, "How old am I? Am I older than your mother?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Brother, thirty years, thirty years!"

Yang Yunsheng put his hands behind his back and said, "Sanxun, do you understand? Sanxun!"

Yan Hexiang argued, "Thirty years old? I don't understand what thirty years old means. One decade is twelve years old, thirty years old is thirty-six years old. I'm in my early thirties this year, and my wife is seventy years old. It's difficult for them to have children."

Upon seeing this, Yang Yunsheng couldn't help but retort.

"No, you got all red in the face as soon as you understood."

Yan Hexiang said, "I, I, how come I didn't understand!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Let me ask you, how many ten-day periods are there in a month?"

Yan Hexiang stared blankly at Yang Yunsheng, unsure how to respond.

Yang Yunsheng said, "A month is divided into three periods: the first, the middle, and the last. Your wife is three periods older than you. What's wrong with that statement?"

Yan Hexiang said uncomfortably, "You could have just said a month older, why did you have to say thirty? It almost scared me to death! I thought my wife was seventy. I could already see her leaving me her precious inheritance, and I was terrified!"

Yang Yunsheng gently patted the table: "Can't you at least let people finish speaking each time?!"

"Go, go, go!"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Then let's do as you say, one month longer. But putting everything else aside, there are advantages to being one month longer."

"Yes!"

Yang Yunsheng added, "She's a month older, so she can care for my brother and take care of him. And my sister-in-law's greatest strength is that she knows how to manage a household!"

Yan Hexiang felt somewhat smug upon hearing this.

"That's not the case!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at the audience and said, "To be honest, there are many unmarried young women in the audience who spend a lot of money on cosmetics and face masks. My sister-in-law never buys these things. Not to mention, she even hesitated to spend money on a perm the other day."

"Yes!"

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue and said, "To be honest, which girl wouldn't want to perm her hair these days? The other day when I went to my house for dinner, my sister-in-law was happy as soon as I walked in."

Yan Hexiang pulled Yang Yunsheng back: "What do you mean you're happy as soon as you arrive?" (End of this chapter)