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Yang Yunsheng rolled her eyes, looking somewhat displeased.

"It's been a long time since I've been to your house. Your wife is very hospitable; she's always happy when I visit!"

Yan Hexiang was only somewhat satisfied after hearing this.

"also!"

Yang Yunsheng imitated the manner of a seventy-year-old woman, calling out, "Hey, Yunsheng, where are you?"

Yan Hexiang quickly stopped Yang Yunsheng: "No, just speak properly. Why are you so blind? I can tell that you're not acting as a seventy-year-old, but a ninety-year-old woman."

Yang Yunsheng asked in bewilderment, "No, how come there's this story about someone being ninety years old again?"

Yan Hexiang said with displeasure, "What are you doing? You're practically ninety years old! You don't have any teeth left, and you're even having trouble speaking. Yunsheng, Yunsheng, you're just an old lady!"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Look, you've misunderstood again. My sister-in-law was chewing something when she was talking to me! That's why she wasn't speaking very clearly."

Yan Hexiang pointed at Yang Yunsheng's mouth and said, "Spit that thing out of my mouth!"

After spitting out a curse, Yang Yunsheng waved and said, "Oh, Yunsheng's here. Sit down. Let me tell you, Yunsheng, you shouldn't go to hair salons these days, you know! I just went there and said I wanted to get my hair permed, and guess what?"

"What's wrong?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "The first thing he asked me for was two thousand. How could that be so expensive! I told him, 'Sister-in-law, you're not right. What's two thousand yuan? You're so beautiful, two thousand yuan for a perm is worth it. You know, my wife, your sister-in-law, got her hair permed the other day and it cost twenty thousand. Do you know that?'"

Yan Hexiang asked in astonishment, "Wait a minute, 20,000 for a perm? That's so expensive, where did you get it done?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Just 20,000!"

Where did you get your hair permed?

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Where else could it be? At home! They scalded it with boiling water!"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise, "So all you've been saying is medical expenses! How did you end up getting scalded by boiling water?"

Yang Yunsheng slammed his hand on the table, clearly displeased.

"You're being silly. Didn't I tell you from the beginning that it was going to explode from the heat!"

Yan Hexiang smiled slightly: "I'm still thinking about it!"

The two bowed and began to thank the audience.

The audience gave the two a warm round of applause.

When the performance ended and they returned backstage, everyone else applauded Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang also bowed and began to express their gratitude.

After that, Yang Yunsheng watched other people's performances.

Yang Yunsheng discovered that this happy beginning and tragic ending were not spread by others, or rather, not orchestrated by others, but were done by Happy Twist.

This led many people to adopt this strategy afterward.

To be frank, I don't know why they did this, but it makes many of the skits seem stupid.

You have to add some value to it, right?

Yang Yunsheng wanted to make a comedy without any tragedy, just something that would make everyone laugh throughout.

Unfortunately, that's what he thought, but others didn't!
What does it mean to say that the core of comedy is tragedy? Pure comedy is not worth watching.

It's just that group of incompetent people showcasing their incompetent creativity.

But there are good works too; at least in the beginning, they are quite funny.

Unsurprisingly, Yang Yunsheng took first place in this ranking.

Surprisingly, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, who used the song "The Song of the Fifth Ring Road," came in second place.

Happy Twist, unusually, ranked fourth.

Surprisingly, Jia Ling is in third place.

It's understandable, after all, this is called "Happy Comedians," not "Happy Tragedy People."

What is comedy? Many people probably still don't understand it. This time, the recording went on even later.

Because of a minor accident, it took an hour and a half to resolve.

When Yang Yunsheng returned to the hotel, it was already 3:30 a.m.

They were in a similar situation, having gone without food for fifteen or sixteen hours.

Thankfully, there's food delivery!
Of course, Yang Yunsheng will definitely use Flash Delivery for food delivery!

It's not just because this food delivery service is my own business, but also because it offers the opportunity to get a free order. If I order food delivery a few more times, I can even get 20 yuan.

So, never underestimate the discounts offered by Flash Delivery.

In any case, Flash Delivery's daily active users have now surpassed Meituan and another food delivery company.

The only downside is that Flash Delivery operates too late.

Even with its massive fan base on Douyin (TikTok), Flash Delivery still has a major flaw: it's not comprehensive.

Take Meituan for example. It does more than just food delivery; it also incorporates other functions.

For example, tourism, and other types.

This will make Meituan even more attractive.

However, Flash Delivery will only offer the delivery service and will not add any other features.

Because the enterprises built by Yang Yunsheng cannot encompass everything.

We should also leave some money for others to earn.

Yan Hexiang, having won first place today, immediately decided to treat Yang Yunsheng to takeout.

As a result, when I used Flash Delivery for food delivery, I actually won a free order.

"I won! I won!"

Although I don't know what it feels like to win five million, Yan Hexiang's joy at winning a free meal is probably the same as winning five million.

When Yan Hexiang won the free meal, he immediately posted it on his WeChat Moments.

Yang Yunsheng thought to himself, if he told Yan Hexiang that FlashEx was his own, he wondered what kind of expression Yan would have!
Of course, Yang Yunsheng felt that it would be more interesting if others discovered his identity.

If I were to tell her myself, I'm afraid I would be going against my original intention of pretending to be sophisticated.

Besides, if I were to tell Yan Hexiang now that I am the owner of Flash Delivery, he would not only not believe me, but would also laugh at me.

That's right, the better the friends, the more likely they are to act this way.

In short, he was afraid his brother would suffer, and he was also afraid his brother would drive a Land Rover.

Yang Yunsheng's current car, the Guoke car, is already something Yan Hexiang envies. If he were to be told that Yang Yunsheng is worth tens of billions, would Yan Hexiang even be allowed to live?

He could only think, how could the gap between people be so huge?

Yang Yunsheng didn't know what to do if someone tried to hang themselves with a noodle.

Yan Hexiang wasn't stingy with this takeout order; he ordered over forty yuan worth, even after using a coupon.

Without coupons, it would cost around 60 or 70 yuan.

For two people, a meal costing 67 yuan is already quite good.

There's really no need to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on a single meal.

After finishing their meal, the two of them went straight to bed.

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang lying on the bed, and he had already taken out his phone.

"Old Yan, why don't you tidy up a bit before you lie down!"

This isn't Yang Yunsheng being pretentious; it's that Yang Yunsheng believes a person should have good hygiene habits!
No other reason than to slap away cockroaches.

After all, the hygiene of this hotel is rather worrying! (End of Chapter)