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But what if one day they lose, even to Vietnam, and on the first day of the Lunar New Year? What would you say then?

Do you really have to call them shameless?
They know perfectly well what's going on, but they just pretend not to. What can you do about it?
The production team was already sweating profusely when they heard Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's crosstalk performance.

Believe it or not, if this episode actually airs, there will definitely be brainless fans saying, "Do you know how hard they've worked?"

If these words were to reach the ears of the men's football team...

They definitely don't want to hear this, since they also have something to say!
We haven't qualified for the World Cup in so many years, why are you picking on us?

Are there no problems with media dissemination channels?
Don't football fans have any problems?
Are there no problems with those who satirize us?

Yang Yunsheng remained calm and continued performing crosstalk for everyone.

"Next up is travel news!"

Yan Hexiang glanced down at the manuscript, then looked up again.

"According to surveys, tourism has become a fashionable lifestyle for Chinese people. During the Golden Week holiday, a certain scenic spot experienced overcrowding and tourist congestion. To prevent this from happening again, relevant departments will implement the following regulations for tourists."

Yang Yunsheng said, "Single-eyelid, one-day trip!"

Yan Hexiang: "Double eyelid two-day trip!"

Yang Yunsheng: "One single, one double, outing at night!"

Yan Hexiang: "Those who wear sunglasses to play will be treated as intentionally obscuring their eyelids and will not be allowed to play."

"The guy pursues the girl, and they travel domestically together!"

"The woman pursued the man, and they got together and traveled abroad."

"If you're still single, what are you doing? Get back to work!"

The audience was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but chuckle.

This really reflects the current state of society!
Yan Hexiang said, "Today, a female tourist from Chongqing refused to pay because the shredded pork with garlic sauce she ordered didn't contain any fish. This incident has caused concern in the Chinese food industry, with the most severely affected being the 'Old Wife Cake'! Because they simply cannot fulfill a customer's wish to buy a cake and receive a wife as a gift."

The audience burst into laughter, not because what they said was particularly funny, but because they thought it was just internet memes.

What they were laughing at was that Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang, with their meticulous manners, were able to read out such a bizarre news report.

Yang Yunsheng was unaffected by the audience and continued reading his script.

"Here's entertainment news! Chengdu has discovered what is considered the world's ugliest wax museum, where many internationally renowned Chinese celebrities have been given a strong rustic look, drawing criticism from many stars. The museum's creator explained that these celebrities look like this after removing their makeup."

The audience below the stage gaped in astonishment.

These two are fearless, aren't they?

If you offend the men's national football team, there are plenty of people who truly understand football who will join you in criticizing them.

But if you insult my older brother and sister, I'm sorry, you're finished.

Do you know that the most terrifying thing about us in the fandom is our cohesion and unity?

Anyway, if this episode airs, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang will be dead.

In their view, not only were Yan Hexiang and Yang Yun doomed, but the entire production team was also doomed.

The crosstalk performers backstage were also very surprised. They didn't expect Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang to be so outrageous. Were they courting death?

Anyway, they definitely wouldn't dare to perform like that.

Yan Hexiang noticed their expressions and spoke up, "In this regard, our station raises a point: celebrities don't rely solely on makeup when they go out. For example, Shen Teng, even with makeup, doesn't look much better." Seeing this, Shen Teng couldn't help but speak up for herself.

"What, you're resorting to personal attacks now!"

When he said this, the wrinkles on his face were very obvious.

It's hard to believe that he's only in his early thirties.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Looking back on this year, domestic box office has achieved remarkable results. It is understood that several of the films that have been box office hits this year have plans to make sequels."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, for example, we plan to make a sequel to 'The Vanished Lover': 'Did You Disappear, My Lover?', 'How Did You Disappear, My Lover?', 'Will You Come Back After You Disappear?', 'Will You Still Be My Lover After You Come Back?', and the final chapter, 'I Don't Want to Be Your Lover Anymore, I'm Tired!'"

The audience burst into applause; this was truly the ultimate satirical crosstalk!
Yang Yunsheng said: "Today, a singer apologized to the public and admitted that he had a child while he was still a young and innocent man."

Yan Hexiang: "Yes, a pure and innocent young man had a child before getting married, just like that famous saying. The entertainment industry is like a walled city; those outside want to get in."

Yang Yunsheng calmly added, "People in the city really know how to have fun!"

The audience laughed again, but they didn't know who this innocent-looking young man was referring to.

Anyway, it couldn't possibly be my brother.

My brother is a pure and innocent young man. When he has needs, he doesn't need to satisfy them; he just endures them with his own willpower.

Yan Hexiang said, "Love in the entertainment industry is always about breakups and makeups, becoming a topic of conversation for ordinary people. Some netizens have summarized the law of love in the entertainment industry: today he loves her, tomorrow she loves him, the day after tomorrow he doesn't love her, he loves her, and she falls in love with her ex! In the end, the children born to him and her, her ex and her, and her ex all look like him!"

At this moment, Yan Hexiang even reached out and compared Yang Yunsheng's appearance.

Yang Yunsheng was stunned, and Yan Hexiang began to perform again.

The audience burst into laughter, saying that he had recited a tongue twister!

The most outrageous one is that the last one was actually Yang Yunsheng.

Even Xiubo started clapping loudly.

He clearly hasn't realized the seriousness of the situation.

Yang Yunsheng rolled her eyes and said, "That's all for today's news. Thank you for watching!"

The two began to organize their scripts, much like news anchors on CCTV's evening news program.

This crosstalk performance has now come to a complete end.

At least that's what the audience thought; the comedy routine was over.

But when the two men got up and walked to the front of the stage, wearing underwear of different colors, they finally understood what the ultimate satirical crosstalk was.

This is outrageous! Performing on stage in just their underwear.

To be honest, they really didn't expect Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang to be so good at playing games.

Of course, it also matches the dignified appearance of many TV hosts on stage.

This match was another huge hit.

This makes satirical comedy so commonplace and as ordinary as everyday food.

Of course, Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk has always been like this.

After Yan Hexiang joined, his crosstalk performances became more varied. (End of Chapter)