Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang had already stepped off the stage, but the audience's applause continued unabated.

This was their most heartfelt and sincere applause.

Because nowadays, practically no one dares to perform satirical crosstalk anymore.

The reason is simple: with the rise of fandom, those who dared to make satirical jokes have already been wiped out.

Therefore, most people who perform crosstalk nowadays do so to please the audience.

So much so that they say whatever the audience wants to hear.

Such an outcome naturally prevented the flourishing development of crosstalk.

When Gao Xiaopan saw Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang return backstage, his face was full of complicated emotions.

It's unbelievable that after a few years, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's crosstalk has turned out like this.

He heard that Yang Yunsheng is now pursuing a career in three fields, but he performs crosstalk the least.

Based on the circumstances, his abilities should have declined.

Unexpectedly, Yang Yunsheng's abilities not only did not decline, but also improved significantly.

Next up, it'll be Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue.

After the two took the stage, they went down a tragic route and performed a crosstalk called "A Love Letter," which actually made the audience cry.

Yang Yunsheng was shocked. He realized that he had underestimated the heroes of the world.

A tragic figure, confirmed.

After everyone finished performing, when it came time to vote, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang came in third, Happy Twist came in second, Gao Xiaopan came in sixth, and Yue Yunpeng actually came in first with a love letter.

Yang Yunsheng's inner thoughts were naturally extremely complex.

He hadn't expected things to turn out this way.

Like I said before, how did a perfectly good comedy show turn into this? This is the first season!

Yue Yunpeng was naturally very excited to win first place for the first time.

He gave Yang Yunsheng a defiant look, and Yang Yunsheng was surprised to find that he only got third place.

Shen Teng and his Happy Twist troupe have an incredibly strong fan base.

Of course, the most outrageous ones were the people from the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe.

This time, Xiaosunyang led the team and only managed to get fourth place.

It's simply unbelievable.

It's worth noting that three episodes have already been recorded since the start of the competition.

They're either fifth or fourth; you'd think they were controlling the score!
Back then, Xiao Sunyang became an overnight sensation across the country.

This also shows that Shanghai is indeed extraordinary.

The methods used in Northeast China don't really work in Shanghai.

But Yang Yunsheng thought that this really couldn't be blamed on the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe; everyone has times when they don't adapt well to a new environment.

The recording didn't finish until 2:30 a.m. again.

Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang returned to the hotel, both extremely tired.

Without saying anything, I washed up and went to sleep.

At 6:30 in the morning, Yan Hexiang stared at his phone in disbelief.

Yan Hexiang usually gets up around six o'clock to watch videos of beautiful women, but now that he's older, he needs less sleep.

Or rather, they don't like going to bed early and waking up early, but prefer going to bed late and waking up late.

After watching a lot of videos of beautiful women, he suddenly discovered that many influential figures in the football world, as well as many football players, were hurling unwarranted insults at him and Yang Yunsheng.

It wasn't entirely without reason; someone posted the crosstalk video I recorded yesterday online.

It wasn't a complete crosstalk performance; it was just a segment about Chinese football losing a game. It was stable, and no one had surpassed it, and it got uploaded to the internet.

If all the insults in the world were divided into ten measures, 9.9% would be directed at Yang Yunsheng, and 0.1% would be directed at himself. That's the advantage of being a supporting comedian—you can disappear at any time.

Yan Hexiang shook Yang Yunsheng and shouted, "Wake up! Something terrible has happened!"

Yang Yunsheng opened his eyes unhappily. It was already 3:30 when he finished taking a shower yesterday, and it was only just getting light now. Is he crazy?
Seeing that Yang Yunsheng didn't care at all, Yan Hexiang said, "Do you know that you've been completely blacklisted now!"

At this moment, Yang Yunsheng instantly perked up.

He threw off the blanket and sat up.

"What's going on? How did I get attacked by the entire internet?"

Yan Hexiang said, "Take a look for yourself!"

As he spoke, he handed his phone to Yang Yunsheng.

Yang Yunsheng looked at his phone with a surprised expression.

It's someone named Dong Lu who's defaming me online.

He claimed he knew nothing about football, and there was another guy called "General Fan" who was also discrediting him, saying he was shameless and should go up and play himself if he was so capable!

Dong Lu is a football commentator, and this guy is called General Fan. He was a veteran footballer who made it to the World Cup back then, but he has been retired for many years.

There are many intricacies involved in how they managed to qualify for the World Cup back then.

Many current national football team players are mocking themselves, or even being sarcastic or sarcastic.

Yang Yunsheng watched a lot of videos, then picked up his phone and glanced at Weibo.

Whether it's shaking his hand or posting on Weibo, it's not all about criticizing himself.

After all, there are indeed many people who are angry at the current state of football for its lack of competitiveness.

In short, before Yang Yunsheng could reply, they started arguing.

Even its popularity has consistently placed it at the top of the trending searches.

Yang Yunsheng even suspected that someone had bought the trending search.

Most people would be scared.

Who is Yang Yunsheng? Yang Yunsheng is not afraid of anyone.

But some people immediately started to apologize on their knees after mocking the male football players. Yang Yunsheng, on the other hand, despises such people.

Yang Yunsheng took a shower without hesitation.

After taking a shower, he changed into a decent set of clothes and said to Yan Hexiang, "Old Yan, come and help me film a video!"

The two had been working together for two and a half years, so Yan Hexiang naturally knew that Yang Yunsheng's plan was definitely to retaliate!

Third-rate crosstalk performers will choose to slide on their knees, second-rate crosstalk performers will choose to settle things peacefully, and first-rate crosstalk performers will naturally fight back.

Those who make a living through the art of language, what the hell is this sliding kneeling thing?!
Yan Hexiang hesitated for a moment before saying, "Are you sure you want to do this? If you do, you might offend the Football Association."

Yang Yunsheng scoffed, "Am I afraid of them? Who have we beaten in all these years? To put it bluntly, if Bahrain weren't as big as a county town like ours, and if it weren't for the need to maintain our friendship, even the Bahrain goalkeepers would be afraid they wouldn't be able to score. In short, they don't even deserve to be third-rate; they're just bottom-tier."

Yan Hexiang had no idea what Yang Yunsheng was saying. Yang Yunsheng's answer was very simple: the men's football team beat Bahrain 1-0, all because Bahrain gave them a handicap!

After all, it's simply unbelievable that they could be beaten 7-0 by the Japanese team.

Of course, it wasn't as outrageous as losing to Vietnam on the first day of the Lunar New Year.

Yan Hexiang took Yang Yunsheng's phone and turned on the recording function.

He said, "I'm all ready here. Let me know when you're ready!"

Yang Yunsheng cleared his throat and adjusted himself to be in the best possible condition.

This time, he wants to prove something to the world of crosstalk.

The world of crosstalk is definitely not full of cowards and weaklings.

Yang Yunsheng gave an OK sign; the comedy showdown with football was about to begin. (End of Chapter)