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Chapter 377 Yan Hexiang Eats Steamed Buns
Before Yan Hexiang could speak, the older woman replied to herself, "I have to admit, your 'He' character has indeed made me believe you!"
This woman wasn't a plant; she posed the most sincere question on the stage of "Comedy Star".
It's common knowledge that people in Shanghai aren't very polite.
Upon hearing this, Yan Hexiang replied with a wry smile, "Yes, I was indeed a crosstalk performer at Tingyunxuan before!"
Yan Hexiang quickly realized he had made a mistake and added a sentence.
"A crosstalk performer from Deyun Society!"
The audience burst into laughter. They never expected that Yan Hexiang, such a steady supporting actor, would have an accident on stage. This is another example of "eating a steamed bun".
This looks really interesting, considering that Yan Hexiang has been in the arts for almost ten years.
Some people say that the departure of him is a huge loss for Deyun Club.
It's quite surprising that he can eat steamed buns with the approval of the public.
Yang Yunsheng hadn't expected Yan Hexiang to eat steamed buns.
At this point, Yang Yunsheng, as Yan Hexiang's partner, couldn't help but tease him.
Are you suggesting we help him? You know, even crosstalk is considered offensive art.
Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan is indeed a crosstalk performer from Tingyunxuan, but that was before he betrayed Deyunshe. In Deyunshe's theater, he was the straight man for many lesser-known crosstalk performers."
Upon hearing this, Yue Yunpeng was stunned.
Indeed, before joining Deyun Society, Yan Hexiang served as the straight man for many crosstalk performers.
It was simply because those actors lacked the necessary skills that they were unable to stand out, even when paired with Yan Hexiang.
The audience looked at Yan Hexiang, who smiled helplessly.
During those years at Deyun Club, I wasn't really valued.
Just when his master was about to value him, he left Deyun Club.
They arrived at Tingyunxuan, a place everyone considered a traitor, belonging to Cao Yunjin.
Yan Hexiang said, "That is true, but it's not entirely as Yang Yunsheng described."
Yang Yunsheng asked with a smile, "Teacher Yan, have you been online lately?"
Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with surprise and said in bewilderment, "You're quick on the ups and downs! You were just talking about my background, and now you're asking if I've been online lately. But speaking of the internet, I've always been at the forefront of technology. On Weibo and Douyin, there's nothing that's happened that I don't know about!"
Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "Really? I don't believe it!"
The expressions on the faces of the audience members below the stage naturally showed their disbelief!
But who is Yang Yunsheng trying to emulate?
Is he seeing someone again?
Otherwise, how could you say, "I don't believe such a thing"?
Yan Hexiang explained somewhat aggrievedly, "Really, I'm a long-time internet user. Would I joke with you about this? I am indeed an internet user, a long-time one."
Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng said, "Since you say you're a veteran internet user, then I'll test your basic internet slang. How about that?"
Yan Hexiang responded fearlessly: "Go ahead and do whatever you want. I'm not afraid of anything when it comes to internet slang."
“CS!”
"brute!"
The audience looked surprised, then burst into laughter.
"I'm talking about CS!" Yang Yunsheng said irritably.
Yan Hexiang nodded seriously and said, "It's just 'beast'! 'Beast' is just an abbreviation for CS!" Yang Yunsheng explained helplessly, "CS, Counter-Strike, is a shooting game series developed by Valve."
Yan Hexiang said, "No, you're a self-taught undergraduate, and you can even speak English?"
Yang Yunsheng chuckled and said, "It's a piece of cake. When I was studying for my bachelor's degree in English, I scored 96 points. So, general English is just a piece of cake for me!"
Yang Yunsheng was not joking. In his previous life, he passed the CET-4 exam in order to perform English crosstalk.
If he could take the college entrance exam again, he was sure he wouldn't just end up getting into a junior college.
Yan Hexiang exclaimed in surprise, "I know you got your bachelor's degree through self-study, but you scored less than 300 points on your high school exams. How do you know English?"
Yang Yunsheng glared at Yan Hexiang, poking him with her finger in dissatisfaction, and said, "So you're wearing colored glasses? Does that mean I can't be good at English? Can't I be good at some subjects but not others?"
At this moment, the audience thought of a joke.
A child told his parents that he was weak in one subject but strong in another. As a result, he scored 26 in Chinese and 37 in math, a difference of 11 points.
Putting everything else aside, just tell me if it's biased or not!
Yan Hexiang was about to respond to Yang Yunsheng's English, but Yang Yunsheng spoke first.
"Shut up!"
Yan Hexiang was displeased: "I haven't said anything yet!"
"Shut up, I'm not listening! That bastard Yan Hexiang is chanting sutras!" Yang Yunsheng covered his ears.
Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng helplessly and remained silent.
Yang Yunsheng then looked at Yan Hexiang: "Although I don't want to listen, you can't stay silent. If you don't speak, what will happen to the audience? Do you expect the audience to talk when you come to compete today?"
Yan Hexiang got angry: "Damn it, is this how you act as a comedian?"
Yang Yunsheng put his paw to his mouth: "Oh my god, I forgot I'm a clown, so where was I!"
Yan Hexiang said irritably, "Stop imitating Yue Yunpeng. He said it's disgusting, but you say it's disgusting!"
This whole thing is basically Yan Hexiang cursing two people.
The reason there were two people was because Yan Hexiang genuinely disliked this kind of performance and hated how disgusting it was to the audience.
Backstage, Yue Yunpeng's face showed a hint of disdain. You see, Yang Yunsheng's performance was his trump card, but it wasn't as cute as when he performed it himself.
If someone knew what he was thinking, I wonder what kind of expression they would have!
Yang Yunsheng continued with a smile, "Alright, alright, you don't know CS, but you must know YYDS, right?"
Yan Hexiang was stunned, and so was the audience, who all began to speculate.
“YYDS?” Yan Hexiang muttered.
Yan Hexiang suddenly understood the meaning of the sentence and laughed twice.
"I get it! Is YYDS going to be single forever? Everyone knows you have a girlfriend, but you feel that the life of a couple doesn't make you happy, so you hope to be single forever, single for life?"
Yang Yunsheng spat, "Nonsense! How could YYDS be single forever? Besides, my relationship with my girlfriend is definitely not what you think!"
The audience didn't really understand what YYDS meant!
Does it mean someone is not going to be single forever?
Yan Hexiang said, "You're angry because I guessed right. Since you said you're not going to be single forever, tell everyone what you mean by that?"
Yang Yunsheng said, "YYDS, Yang Yunsheng is Yan Hexiang, forever a god!" (End of this chapter)
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