Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

What a load of rubbish! Yang Yunsheng is Yan Hexiang's eternal god.

I think Yan Hexiang's statement that Yang Yunsheng will remain single forever is correct.

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in bewilderment, wondering how he could say such a thing.

But before that, the audience was whispering and guessing what YYDS was?
What does YYDS mean?

"He must be smug!"

"No, it can't be smugness, it should be eternal singleness!"

"Wrong, it should be Yin Yang Master!"

Yan Hexiang laughed and said, "You, my eternal god, how could you say that?"

Yang Yunsheng shamelessly declared, "It is I, your eternal god!"

Yan Hexiang said, "No, it's that Yang Yunsheng will be single forever!"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang with dissatisfaction: "Are you shameless?! Why am I the only one who's going to be single forever? Do I have a girlfriend that makes you so anxious? You're much better than secretly getting married! Anyone who didn't know better would think you were some big shot!"

The audience gaped, their faces filled with astonishment.

What did they hear? Yan Hexiang was secretly married?
real or fake?

If that's the case, then they really think they're someone important!

Yan Hexiang was stunned for a moment, not expecting Yang Yunsheng to reveal his secret.

Wait a minute, he's not going to say he has a child too, is he?

Yes, I have one child.

Sorry for taking up public resources in the entertainment industry!

Yan Hexiang said, "If you're going to do crosstalk, just do crosstalk. Why are you talking about your private life?"

Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder: "Okay, you can do crosstalk too. For example, if I'm good at crosstalk, then I'm your Yan Hexiang YYDS! So YYDS is forever a god!"

Yan Hexiang did not understand after hearing this.
However, the audience quickly accepted it.

So that's what YYDS means!
Of course, Yan Hexiang was also somewhat unconvinced at this moment.

"One more, one more, I'm sure I can figure it out. How could someone like me, who's at the forefront of the internet age, not understand these internet slang terms?"

"YYSY, what do you mean?" Yang Yunsheng patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder.

Yan Hexiang was stunned again. What is YYSY?
Yan Hexiang hesitated for a long time before saying with extreme uncertainty, "YYSY means... it means Yang Yang's reputation! That's right, it means that others think Yang Yang is too greasy, so Yang Yang is suing to protect his reputation!"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled and said, "Teacher Yan, this won't do! You're talking about Yang Yang's reputation, but why don't you talk about Yang Yang's fertility? Let me tell you, YYSY isn't what you're talking about; it's just saying what you mean."

Yan Hexiang immediately turned hostile and shouted angrily, "I just think YYSY was born to Yang Yang, am I wrong? Huh, I'm asking you, am I wrong?"

Yan Hexiang then looked at the audience: "Right, right, my fellow viewers?"

The audience was naturally indignant, arguing that Yang Yunsheng shouldn't have the final say.

Why should we be so naysaying? We have to be honest and straightforward!
"That's right, I support Teacher Yan."

Down with Yang Yunsheng!

Yang Yunsheng was both amused and exasperated; the beating had even reached himself.

"Everyone, please don't make a scene! These are all answers from the internet, you can't blame me! Besides, Teacher Yan is always surfing the internet and being provocative!"

Yan Hexiang questioned, "You're saying I'm horny?"

Yang Yunsheng quickly corrected himself, saying, "I said you just ramble on when you surf the internet!" The audience burst into laughter; Yang Yunsheng's speed in changing his tune was astonishing!

They were particularly curious about who Yang Yunsheng learned his crosstalk from.

You know, most crosstalk performers aren't this funny.

If you were to ask Yang Yunsheng who he learned crosstalk from, Yang Yunsheng would have plenty to say.

If you don't know, you can search it on Baidu.

But Yan Hexiang still wouldn't let it go: "Who's nagging? I just like to go online to keep up with the latest news and prevent myself from being left behind by the times. Society is changing so fast these days, you'll fall behind if you're not careful."

Yang Yunsheng was shocked: "Teacher Yan cheated on you?"

The audience was also watching with expressions of utter disbelief. Had Yan Hexiang cheated on his wife?

No, didn't you say he was secretly married?

How could he have cheated on me again in the blink of an eye?
We dare not applaud or accept those words!
In short, he secretly married and cheated on his wife; he's a total scumbag!

Wait a minute, something feels off. He's talking about derailment, isn't he?

Out of touch with the times!
But it sounds like being out of touch with the times is even more terrifying.

If it's quite loose, that's a serious situation.

Generally, if it involves detachment, it means that there is color.

Yan Hexiang cursed and said, "Who cheated? You can't say anything nice!"

Yang Yunsheng didn't respond, but continued to the audience: "Dear viewers, I have a secret to tell you. Teacher Yan recently started dating someone online, and I was shocked. My sister-in-law secretly told me this in the middle of the night when Teacher Yan wasn't home."

The audience stared at Yang Yunsheng in disbelief. Was I about to witness another dramatic turn of events?

How come I always learn so many amazing secrets just by listening to Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's crosstalk?
Should I close my eyes and hope it's just my imagination?

But if I don't close my eyes, then I have something to say.

Yan Hexiang looked bewildered and turned to look at Yang Yunsheng.

Yan Hexiang nudged Yang Yunsheng and asked, "No, what are you doing at my house in the middle of the night?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "Teacher Yan, you've misunderstood me. My sister-in-law asked me to go. You didn't go home that day, and she was worried about you, so she quickly sent me over!"

Yan Hexiang made two "oh" sounds and then said, "I remember now, there was such a thing. I did have something to do that day and didn't have time to get back. Go on, and then what?"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "When I went to Teacher Yan's house, the door was open. I thought a thief had broken in, so I quickly called out, 'Sister-in-law!'"

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "What's going on? Did a thief really break into my house?"

The audience was naturally intrigued and eagerly awaited the rest of the story.

Yang Yunsheng waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, no thief broke in. I stood at the door and called out, 'Sister-in-law, are you home?' Do you know how she answered me?"

Yan Hexiang asked at the opportune moment, "What did you say?"

Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue a few times before replying, "My sister-in-law said, 'Yunsheng, I'm taking a shower. Come in!' She's waiting for me with the door open while she's taking a shower, hehehe."

Some of the male audience members were so excited that they stood up.

Yan Hexiang said angrily, "Listen to what you're saying! Is this reasonable? Is this reasonable? My wife was taking a shower with the door open, and you were allowed to come in!"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed "Oh dear!", glared at Yan Hexiang, and then looked at the audience with a knowing look.

The audience's blood was pumping, knowing that the story was about to begin with the models. (End of Chapter)