Start telling crosstalk from Tingyunxuan

On stage, Yang Yunsheng remained calm and composed.

The audience, meanwhile, eagerly awaited the arrival of the new generation.

They were waiting for the shameful story between Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's wife.

Soon, Yang Yunsheng cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Teacher Yan, don't worry! Your wife is washing dates, washing dates. It's not like you're thinking of taking a bath. I think you should trust your wife! If you think so much about her, she'll be wronged."

Yan Hexiang scratched his head sheepishly and said, "Haha, I misunderstood. Why didn't you explain earlier?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Of course, you've misunderstood me."

The audience's emotions, which had been stirred up, vanished in an instant.

So this is what washing dates looks like. I thought it was washing dates.

I thought I was going to use shower gel!
That's it, that's it?
Yan Hexiang couldn't help but ask, "And then what happened?"

Yang Yunsheng glanced at Yan Hexiang and began to recount what happened next.

"Later, later, my sister-in-law was inside. She left the door open for me, so I slipped into the house like that."

Yan Hexiang immediately interrupted Yang Yunsheng: "What do you mean by 'leaving the door open for you'? I am the master of this house, and that door is left open for me."

At this moment, Yan Hexiang got angry again.

I am the head of the household. You say my wife leaves the door open for you? What kind of nonsense is this? Am I going to be cuckolded?
Yang Yunsheng interrupted him impatiently, "Teacher Yan, could you please stop interrupting me? There's the most basic trust between people! Didn't I tell you, your sister-in-law called me because she was worried about you when you didn't come back that day, and asked me to go over and check on you?"

Yan Hexiang retorted irritably, "It's all because you speak ambiguously, always making me misunderstand!"

"Are you going to listen or not?" Yang Yunsheng asked impatiently.

Yan Hexiang nodded and said, "Listen! Continue!"

Yang Yunsheng recalled that day, drawing the audience into the story.

"When I pushed the door open and went in, I saw that my sister-in-law was wearing a black tank top. Her waist and abdomen were so white! She came out carrying a plate of dates."

These words immediately ignited the atmosphere, with many people backstage craning their necks, eager to hear what would happen next.

White, snow-white.

What sensitive words!

I heard that as long as you write "snow-white," you'll become famous. I don't know if that's true.

After all, the audience loves to watch it, and others love to listen to it too.

At this moment, Yan Hexiang had completely erupted.

"My wife left the door open for you in the middle of the night, wearing a black tank top and snow-white clothes. Listen to what you're saying!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng spoke up righteously, "Teacher Yan, you always think the wrong way. Don't you even trust your own wife? Your sister-in-law is wearing a tank top, all white, that's just because it's summer and the weather is hot!"

Yan Hexiang could not accept this reason at all!

"Okay, I'll let you keep making things up!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "I went into the house, took off my clothes first, then my pants..."

When talking about taking off his clothes and pants, Yang Yunsheng even made a gesture.

Before he could finish speaking, Yan Hexiang immediately grabbed Yang Yunsheng by the collar.

"No, why did you come in and take off your clothes and pants?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Let go, let go. The reason I took off my clothes and pants is because I was wearing too many layers. I took off my cotton-padded coat and pants."

Yan Hexiang asked, puzzled, "It's not summer, why are you wearing cotton-padded clothes to my house?"

The audience watched Yang Yunsheng, wondering how he would explain himself.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Sun lives in an ice cellar, so I thought I'd wear more clothes." Yan Hexiang: "Get lost!"

Yang Yunsheng continued to laugh: "I took off my clothes and my pants..."

Yan Hexiang interrupted Yang Yunsheng's actions and words.

"Tell the important point!"

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said, "After I went in, my sister-in-law didn't stand on ceremony and immediately threw herself into my arms."

Yan Hexiang raised his voice and shouted, "What? She was wearing a tank top and jumped into your arms?"

Yang Yunsheng exclaimed, "Teacher Yan, please let me explain! It's because you didn't come home all night, and your wife was worried about you!"

Yan Hexiang angrily retorted, "Just because you're worried about me doesn't mean I can jump into your arms while wearing a tank top! Let the audience hear this, is that reasonable?"

The audience shouted, "That makes sense!"

Yang Yunsheng continued, "As I mentioned before, Teacher Yan, as a pioneer in surfing, you found a girlfriend online."

This is a crosstalk performance, and everyone knows that Yang Yunsheng talks nonsense on stage. No one would really believe that Yan Hexiang is that kind of person.

Yan Hexiang exclaimed, "I actually had an online girlfriend! I didn't even know it myself. Go on, let's see how else you can make up stories about me."

Yang Yunsheng then made up a story: "Teacher Yan's online name is 'Didu Du Minjun,' that's his online name."

Yang Yunsheng pretended to vomit, acting as if he was nauseous.

Yan Hexiang looked indifferent; he no longer cared about Yang Yunsheng's embellishments.

"Go on!"

Yang Yunsheng can be incredibly unreasonable when he's being sarcastic or critical of his partner.

"Teacher Sun's online boyfriend is named 'Good Luck for Life.' He didn't go home that night because he went to meet his online friend."

Yan Hexiang chuckled twice: "Are you sure I'm going to see a lifetime of good fortune, and not a kitten being tickled?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng immediately changed his tune.

"Teacher Yan met an online friend named 'Scratching Kitten'!"

Yang Yunsheng's change caused the audience to burst into laughter. They had initially thought the story had some truth to it, but now it was complete nonsense.

Yan Hexiang, go to hell: "Good luck for life, that's my mom's online name!"

The audience laughed again, confirming that older generations do indeed like to give their children such names.

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan received a Morse code message from a tickling kitten on his pager that day. After deciphering it, it reads: 'So-and-so Xiang, Guanshan Hotel, come immediately!'"

Yan Hexiang couldn't stand it anymore: "Why is it a pager? Don't I have a cell phone?"

Yang Yunsheng explained, "It's not that Teacher Yan doesn't have a cell phone, it's that Teacher Yan's wife likes to check cell phones, but she can't understand Morse code on pagers."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Indeed, my wife isn't very familiar with pagers."

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunsheng immediately became beaming with joy.

"Teacher Yan found the hotel using Morse code from the pager, but was immediately taken into custody upon entering the hotel."

A man in the audience spoke up: "Is this a honey trap?"

Yang Yunsheng never expected that someone would steal his job, especially since this was a program on Tomato TV!
You stole my part! How am I supposed to continue acting?

Of course, Yang Yunsheng was no pushover.

To be precise, those who perform crosstalk are not exactly kind people.

Yang Yunsheng then addressed the audience member, saying, "Oh, did you also experience a honey trap, brother? Why don't you come up and tell us about your personal experience?"

The man's face flushed red, and he began waving his hands repeatedly. (End of Chapter)