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Chapter 46: I'm about to grow a brain
With Yan Hexiang taking the lead, the other three groups also began to scramble to get the cards.

Yang Yunsheng looked at them like this and just found it funny.

What were you doing earlier?

In the final professional group, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang were the first to appear, followed by Shaobing and Cao Heyang, Gao Xiaopan and You Xianchao were the third, and Gong Rui and Li Yansheng were the fourth.

Gong Rui and Li Yansheng were the last to draw lots and the last to appear.

The draw for the professional group was a bit strange.

Because the number of draws determines the number of appearances.

It’s not that the program crew cheated. It’s difficult to cheat in this open and transparent drawing method. Unless Yan Hexiang cooperated with the program crew from the beginning, it would be impossible to manipulate the order of the game.

As we all know, a match like this can only manipulate the outcome of the game.

In order, no one can cheat in front of so many people.

Unless, Yan Hexiang is really the traitor?

Is he?
Obviously he was not, and Yang Yunsheng was willing to believe him.

As for the others, since Yan Hexiang is not the traitor, then the others cannot be the traitors either.

This is called the Pythagorean theorem, also known as the Pythagorean theorem.

When it came time for the non-professional group to draw lots, these four groups gave way to each other for more than ten minutes.

This made Zhu Jun, the big boss, unable to bear it any longer.

He took the initiative to call out the name of Liu Chunshan.

Liu Chunshan had no choice but to go up and draw lots.

The number drawn is 2.

This made Liu Chunshan breathe a sigh of relief.

Then Zhu Jun called out the names one by one, showing the demeanor of a big boss.

Finally, Liu Guojun and Gu Zonghan were the first to appear, Liu Chunshan and Xu Jian were the second, Zhang Pan and Liu Quanmiao were the third, and the last to appear were Li Yinfei and Ye Peng.

After the drawing of lots, the three hosts left the backstage.

Yang Yunsheng also started to make preparations with Yan Hexiang in the last ten minutes.

Since you can't avoid being the first to appear, then just show your best and let the audience in 2012 feel the violent aesthetics of crosstalk in 2025!
The others were also preparing and adjusting their breathing.

They know that winning the gold medal or not is of great significance.

After all, there are only two or three groups of crosstalk performers performing on the Spring Festival Gala every year.

If you don't fight, you can only wait year after year.

Finally, slowly, he became lost in the crowd.

Just like Yang Yunsheng in his previous life, when he was in his twenties, he felt that he would definitely be able to perform on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

When I was approaching 30 years old, it was no longer a dream for me to perform on CCTV Spring Festival Gala. It was a great achievement to be able to perform on Tianjin TV's Spring Festival Gala.

But after the age of 30, it is not impossible to have a family Spring Festival Gala.

Just entertain yourself and it won't affect others.

It's much better than some people's rubbish crosstalk, which is taken to CCTV Spring Festival Gala and criticized.

In Yang Yunsheng's opinion, whether you want educational significance or not, being able to make crosstalk funny and amuse the audience is the real skill.

Otherwise, if you blame the duration, CCTV, the director, heaven or earth, but don't blame yourself, it would be very sad.

Of course, in a sense, the CCTV Spring Festival Gala will no longer be for ordinary people to watch after 2012, that is, this year.

So it is inappropriate to say that the crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala is not funny and that the crosstalk actors take 100% of the responsibility.

Then it accounts for 95.62 percent!
The remaining set of numbers is dedicated to the director of the 2013 Spring Festival Gala.

At eight o'clock, the cameras, lights, and sound effects were all ready. The three hosts, dressed in their finest attire and smiling with their eight teeth bared, walked to the center of the stage.

Under the introduction of the three hosts, the eight groups of crosstalk performers participating in the finals appeared on the big screen.

Naturally, it is also divided into professional and non-professional groups.

Finally, Wang Guan, the sweet and beautiful CCTV host, called out the first crosstalk performer in the professional group.

That is, the non-famous crosstalk performers, Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang.

After the host left, Yang Yunsheng, wearing a gray coat, slowly walked to the center of the stage.

At this moment, the audience and the host were stunned. Wasn’t it said that Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang would perform together?

Why did Yang Yunsheng come up alone?

The two broke up?
Or is it that Yan Hexiang had a stomach upset and diarrhea and couldn't go on stage?
Or maybe Yan Hexiang didn’t come at all today?

Amidst everyone's confusion, Yang Yunsheng stood in front of the microphone with a sad look on his face.

"Dear audience members, I have some very unfortunate news to share with you. Mr. Yan Hexiang has passed away on his way to the finals today!"

After Yang Yunsheng finished speaking, he began to wipe the tears from his eyes with the sleeves of his gown.

The audience was in an uproar, but the host realized that Yang Yunsheng had started to work.

There were only three judges, but the expressions on their faces were very strange.

They saw Yan Hexiang backstage, so Yan Hexiang's presence was a part of the crosstalk?
Yang Yunsheng on the stage didn't explain much when Yan Hexiang arrived. He wiped his tears and said, "But don't worry, everyone. As a professional crosstalk performer, even if I'm the only one performing today, I will still perform this crosstalk for everyone. It's a crosstalk dialogue, and it's going to be a stand-up comedy."

Seeing how much Yang Yunsheng respected the stage and himself, the audience began to applaud and encourage him.

Yang Yunsheng bowed again and began his stand-up comedy journey.

"First, please come up on stage and introduce yourself. My name is Yang Yunsheng, a crosstalk performer from Ting Yunxuan, and also a junior student in the crosstalk world."

"Some people know me, some don't. But it doesn't matter, I have a partner, the famous crosstalk artist, Mr. Yan Hexiang."

"I feel very sad today because he passed away today!"

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became extremely depressing.

Even though the host knew that Yang Yunsheng was trying hard, the atmosphere at the scene was so low that if he couldn't reverse the situation, he wouldn't be able to enter the second round today.

You have to know that Yang Yunsheng is the favorite to win the championship, both online and in their minds.

Just as Yang Yunsheng was about to proceed to the next paragraph of the narration.

Yan Hexiang slowly walked out from the backstage holding a microphone stand with a microphone on it.

When he came out, he shouted, "Who cursed me just now?"

In an instant, the audience opened their mouths and looked at Yan Hexiang in shock as he walked up.

Didn’t Yang Yunsheng say that Yan Hexiang was gone?

Who is on this stage?
Could it be that on the seventh day, he chose to come back?
That’s not right. Shouldn’t the first one to die be Tou Ling?

零？
(Gong Jun) I’m really impressed!
Yang Yunsheng saw Yan Hexiang holding the microphone stand, walking to the table and placing the microphone in front of the table.

He said to the audience: "Teacher Yan rushed over to perform crosstalk with me at such a critical moment. I deeply admire his professionalism!"

The audience didn't quite understand because Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk was too profound.

What does this mean?

Is Yan Hexiang dead or not?
It’s not about whether he is dead or not, but whether Yan Hexiang is a human or a ghost now?

Bah, it was Yang Yunsheng who just said that Yan Hexiang is gone, who is he now?

twin?
I felt like I was about to grow a brain, but it was suddenly pushed back.

(End of this chapter)