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Chapter 96 Teacher Yan, do you also want to be a singer?
Yan Hexiang did not leave the stage just because Yang Yunsheng was going to perform a stand-up comedy.

What kind of occasion is this? It would be unacceptable if he just walked off the stage.

Yan Hexiang thought for a moment, then said seriously to the audience, "Dear audience friends, I'm sorry, give me a few minutes, just a few minutes, and I'll beat him so hard that he won't even recognize himself."

As he said that, Yan Hexiang grabbed the collar behind Yang Yunsheng's neck and was about to drag Yang Yunsheng away to beat him up.

The audience was stunned. They didn't expect these two people to play such a big game.

They began to laugh unscrupulously, and some even shouted at Yan Hexiang to teach Yang Yunsheng a lesson!

Seeing this, Yang Yunsheng quickly apologized, "Teacher Yan, my respected Teacher Yan, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Yan Hexiang did not let go of Yang Yunsheng's collar, but couldn't help but sneered.

"You said you were wrong, but I don't think you know you're wrong, you're just scared!"

Yang Yunsheng didn't expect that Yan Hexiang would not speak according to the lines in the script!
The audience in the audience were all in deep thought, because what Yan Hexiang said was very philosophical.

You don't know that you are wrong, you know that you are going to die.

You don't know that you are wrong, you know that you are at a loss for words.

Don't you know you are wrong? It's you who are about to be exposed by me.

In short, this sentence applies to any time.

If Yan Hexiang said, you say you are wrong, where are you wrong?
Then this line has become a cliché.

Yang Yunsheng could only smile awkwardly at this.

"Teacher Yan, I was indeed wrong. I shouldn't have ignored you just now and didn't inform you in advance that I was going to perform a stand-up comedy."

Yan Hexiang let go of Yang Yunsheng and clapped his hands with some disgust.

Yang Yunsheng continued, "Teacher Yan, you can't really blame me. I know you're angry because I went to a TV show a few days ago and didn't invite you along, so you're holding a grudge against me."

Yan Hexiang patted Yang Yunsheng and shouted, "Wait a minute, did you go to a TV show alone a few days ago?"

The audience in the audience was also surprised. Yang Yunsheng actually participated in a TV program?
What show?
Which TV station?

How did he get there?

It’s not the audience’s fault for thinking too much. The main reason is that Yang Yunsheng is not popular, so there is a high probability that the TV station will not invite him.

Unless, he is on If You Are the One.

There are twenty-four actresses on the stage, and they find five big enemies to go on blind dates.

It is now 2012, and they are indeed five big innocents.

It was only later that they became three big enemies.

Because from now on, it will be really hard to find a big enemy.

Yang Yunsheng nodded and said with a bit of pride, "Just a few days ago, the director of a certain TV station personally invited me to record a program. Do you understand the meaning of the word 'personally'?"

Yan Hexiang clicked his tongue twice and asked curiously, "Look at how capable you are. What did he invite you to do?"

Yang Yunsheng said, "Teacher Yan, don't disbelieve me. The director said I sing well and wants me to be a singer! He said if I became a singer, I would definitely be more popular than that unpopular singer Stefanie Sun!"

The audience covered their mouths in surprise. Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng in disbelief, then silently looked away.

It’s bold to say that Stefanie Sun is an unpopular singer!
Stefanie Sun was also stunned for a moment in the backstage, and then burst out laughing.

She was not angry because Yang Yunsheng said that she was an unpopular singer. Although she did not understand crosstalk, she thought that the language program on the stage, performed by Yang Yunsheng, was really good.

Yan Hexiang did not respond to the unpopular singer's words. He knew that Yang Yunsheng was just making up a story, but he couldn't be so bold!

Yan Hexiang pretended to be disdainful and said, "You still want to be a singer? Ask the audience if they agree."

The audience gasped, completely skeptical of Yang Yunsheng's potential as a singer. But a seven or eight-year-old child, nestled in the arms of his 36D-clad mother, said, "I believe it."

Yang Yunsheng immediately gave a thumbs up to the little boy.

"Have vision!"

Some children started to make a fuss, and some people were even more outrageous, saying that he was the director and it was he who invited Yang Yunsheng to be a singer.

Hearing this, Yan Hexiang looked at the man in his forties in a suit, glasses, and tie and said, "Don't you feel guilty when you say that?"

The audience burst into laughter instantly, and Yang Yunsheng also stretched out his hands and clenched his fists.

"Collect it from me!"

The audience stopped laughing instantly, but they couldn't stop the joy on their faces.

Yan Hexiang sneered, "I finally understand. It turns out that the people in the audience are all your hired help. No wonder they are praising you so much!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "Hey, how can you say they are hired? These are all my dear family members."

When talking about his family, Yang Yunsheng almost said "go to the link".

Because in his previous life, he really was a live-streaming host.

He was paid 10,000 yuan to sell goods, and he sold them for 749 yuan.

The boss was so angry that his face turned green.

Yang Yunsheng naturally couldn't say the link was available. He said, "My dear family, after the performance, come and pay me. Five dollars for those who are good-looking, and one dollar for those who are not good-looking!"

The audience was delighted again. Who would admit that they are not good-looking?

Yan Hexiang quickly interrupted, "Don't make things so chaotic, let's talk about your career as a singer!"

Yang Yunsheng was a little proud: "The director told me that if I participate in this singing program, I will definitely win the championship. I will be famous in half a year, famous all over the country in a year, and popular in Asia in three years. After I become a singer, I will no longer perform crosstalk."

Yan Hexiang exclaimed "Ah", somewhat incredulous.

"You're going to be a singer, so you don't plan to do crosstalk anymore?"

Yang Yunsheng's face showed a matter-of-fact look.

"Of course. I've become famous all over the country with my singing, so why would I talk about crosstalk? As for you, you should find another job as soon as possible. I won't partner with you anymore. With your temper, you can't cooperate with others."

Yan Hexiang put his finger to his mouth and bit his nail.

He touched Yang Yunsheng's shoulder with his shoulder.

"Hey, hey, hey, does being a singer make more money than being a comedian?"

Yang Yunsheng replied, "Of course. Take Zhou Tianwang for example. He's now worth tens of billions. Just imagine how long it would take for us to earn tens of billions performing crosstalk! Even if we sing ourselves hoarse or tear our throats, we still wouldn't earn a single cent."

Yan Hexiang pondered for a moment and nudged Yang Yunsheng with his shoulder.

"Then you can take me with you?"

Yang Yunsheng looked at Yan Hexiang in surprise: "No, Teacher Yan, you also want to be a singer?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I want to make money too!"

Yang Yunsheng shook his head: "Others can do it, but you can't! With your hoarse voice, others sing for money, but you sing for your life. How can I take care of you? Unless..."

"Unless what?"

Seeing that there was a chance, Yan Hexiang looked expectant.

(End of this chapter)