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Chapter 97 What are you talking about? (First update)
Yang Yunsheng had a faint smile on his face, like disgusting black plum jam.

"Unless you become my assistant!"

Yan Hexiang frowned: "Be your assistant?"

Yang Yunsheng nodded: "With your broken voice, you can't become a singer. It's not a bad thing for you to be my assistant, Teacher Yan!"

When Yan Hexiang heard this, he quickly refused.

"No, no, no, no, no. I heard that as an assistant, all the dirty and tiring work has to be done by the assistant!"

Yang Yunsheng spread his hands and said, "Then I have no other choice!"

When Yan Hexiang heard this, he was also unhappy.

He patted Yang Yunsheng's shoulder and said "eh" twice.

"No, you said you don't want to do crosstalk anymore and want to be a singer. Then let me ask you, do you know the musical notation? Do you know the pitch, the division of notes, and dotted notes?"

Yang Yunsheng chuckled twice, revealing a hint of scorn, and then became serious again.

"I have no idea!"

I didn't know what this sentence was, but it made the audience laugh and applaud.

You don’t know what hehe is, and people who don’t know you think you are so capable!
Yang Yunsheng really didn't know, and he had never studied music seriously.

He really can sing, and crosstalk actors should learn this.

Talking, learning, joking and singing, what do you think singing is!
Not only the traditional ones, but also the popular ones must be grasped, so that one can be a mature comedian.

Speaking of this, Yang Yunsheng thought of something.

He looked at Yan Hexiang and asked, "Teacher Yan, I don't know, but you speak as if you know. Then can you explain to us what the five-line staff is, what the pitch and low pitch of a note are, and what a dotted note is?"

There is one word missing from Yang Yunsheng's work, and that is the division of musical notes.

But the audience had no idea that Yang Yunsheng was missing a line.

Yan Hexiang knew it, but he wouldn't say it. He also thought the words were harmless.

Yan Hexiang chuckled and restrained his expression.

"I don't know that either!"

The audience originally thought that Yan Hexiang just couldn’t sing well, but maybe he was very professional in music!
As a result, this is it?
Yang Yunsheng clicked his tongue twice and looked at Yan Hexiang.

"Teacher Yan, Yan Hexiang, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of Yan Hexiang. I had high hopes for you. So, you're also imitating Sun Yue and sticking a green onion in your nose, right?"

Yan Hexiang and the audience all showed puzzled expressions.

Sun Yue's expression is like a green onion. What's going on with Sun Yue here?

When they were confused, Yang Yunsheng added a sentence.

"It's just like pretending to be an elephant in a zoo!"

The audience who understood the joke laughed out loud in an instant.

Those who don’t understand are completely confused when they see the audience laughing so hard!

Yan Hexiang looked at Yang Yunsheng with a mixture of laughter and tears and said, "I see you really don't want to continue in the crosstalk industry."

Yang Yunsheng put on a cocky expression and said, "It doesn't matter. I'm going to be a singer soon, so I'll just say whatever I want. No matter who's standing in front of me, I'll criticize them!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled and began to set a trap for Yang Yunsheng.

"Then tell me about your boss Cao Yunjin!"

Yang Yunsheng stood there in a daze for a moment, looking at Yan Hexiang in disbelief.

Just when the audience thought that Yang Yunsheng didn't dare to say anything about Cao Yunjin, Yang Yunsheng had already made a gesture of not caring about his life.

"Boss, where does the boss come from? Teacher Yan, you are not talking about Cao Jin, it is true that Cao Jin is my boss, but why is he called Cao Yunjin? The word "Yun" in his name must be taken back when it is separated from there!" The audiences in the audience felt the passion surge when they heard this.

They all started cheering, but while they were cheering, they couldn't help laughing and clapping.

If Yang Yunsheng's crosstalk is broadcast, Cao Yunjin might really have to take back the word "Yun" in his name.

Yan Hexiang said: "Don't just talk about Cao Jin, talk about Cao Jin's master too!"

The audience laughed. Who is Cao Jin's master?
This is really hard to guess!

It can’t be Yu Qian!

At this moment, Yang Yunsheng no longer cared about anyone. He seemed to have given up everything. He said desperately, "Cao Jin's master, who is Cao Jin's master? He is also a crosstalk performer. Let him come on stage and tell me one. I want to see how good his crosstalk is! If he is good, I will introduce him to Ting Yunxuan."

The audience in the audience was laughing like crazy at this moment.

If Lao Guo were here, he would probably be furious.

I really need you to introduce me to Ting Yunxuan!
Who the hell are you? What nonsense are you talking about?

Seeing Yang Yunsheng's desperate energy, Yan Hexiang couldn't help but praise him: "Hey, I have to admit that you are really lawless, unscrupulous, and full of endless hatred when you stand on the stage!"

Yang Yunsheng said seriously, "What do you mean by unrestrained? The ancestors said that there is no hierarchy on stage, but rules are set off stage. When I stand on the stage, Teacher Yan, you can call me Dad."

Yan Hexiang's eyes widened, and the audience couldn't hold it in any longer.

As Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's crosstalk progresses, every sentence becomes a joke.

If this gets broadcasted, these two people will become very famous.

But these two people with such high level couldn’t even appear on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!
Actually, this time, it’s not Ha Wen’s fault.

Because Yang Yunsheng's outstanding performance was after National Day.

The selection of performers for the 2012 Lunar New Year Gala started in the second half of the year.

Yang Yunsheng, you missed the best time.

Yan Hexiang's expression changed immediately.

"Who calls you daddy?"

Before Yang Yunsheng agreed, the audience in the audience started cheering.

I'm afraid no one at Dijing TV Station had expected that Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang's performance would turn Dijing TV Station into a small theater belonging to just the two of them.

It would be unforgivable if these two people don't become famous in the future.

It seems that I really need to get along well with Ting Yunxuan in the future.

They have already lost Deyun Society and have become mortal enemies with Lao Guo.

If Ting Yunxuan is lost again, then Dijing TV will be equivalent to losing two pieces of the sky in the crosstalk world.

It’s not that there are no other crosstalk performers, but other crosstalk performers, including the older generation, have solid skills, but they cannot do what Ting Yunxuan and Deyunshe did and turn the TV station into their own small theater.

Yang Yunsheng also said with emotion: "Teacher Yan, don't be angry. The audience in the audience are your parents who provide you with food and clothing. You don't lose out by calling them dad!"

The audience started laughing again, and some even joined in the laughter.

There were even some who started to make trouble.

They all forgot that this was not a small theater, but the venue for Teikyo TV to record the Spring Festival Gala.

But the charm of Yang Yunsheng and Yan Hexiang is that they can make them forget all this.

We have to admit that the crosstalk world is now dominated by young people.

Lao Guo is also young!
The older generation can no longer do this.

(End of this chapter)