It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 16: People on Earth are so troublesome... How about you rule the Earth first?

As the time for physical exercise approached, Bai Zizhou's phone vibrated.

He took out his cell phone and looked at it, and his eyes were immediately filled with longing and yearning for the future.

70 million!
This amount is enough to buy a good house in a good location in Zunyi City!
Looking at the Alipay balance number, Bai Zizhou suddenly thought of a practical problem.

He immediately opened WeChat and contacted Tong Zhibao’s customer service.

Teacher Bai: Are you there?

[Tong Zhibao: For ambassadors like you, we are here every hour, every minute, and every second of Earth Time!]

[Tong Zhibao: So, Mr. Bai, is there anything I can help you with?]

[Teacher Bai: The two payments for the trial and the compensation for the Green Lantern Ring have both arrived.]

【Tong Zhibao: Is the amount wrong? 】

Teacher Bai: It's not the amount, it's the source. I'm worried about being investigated.

Tong Zhibao: Don't worry, Mr. Bai. We are a well-known company in the universe, even a giant in the toy industry. All funding sources are transparent and comply with the laws and regulations of the universe.

[Teacher Bai: Then I think this law definitely does not include the Earth.]

[Tong Zhibao: ...This is indeed our oversight. The entire solar system is currently outside the scope of trade.]

Tong Zhibao: But please rest assured, Mr. Bai, even if the people on Earth wanted to investigate, they wouldn't be able to. You can use it without any worries.

Teacher Bai: Really?

[Tong Zhibao: It's still 20,000 years too early for the people on Earth to track down the compensation we paid you~]

[Teacher Bai: So your company is really not located in the Kingdom of Light?]

[Tong Zhibao: The Kingdom of Light is fictional, but we are real~]

Teacher Bai: Okay, next question: When will the next shipment of toys be sent to me?

【Tong Zhibao: Probably within three days.】

【Teacher Bai: Three more days!?】

[Tong Zhibao: Within three days, 72 hours.]

Bai Zizhou wanted to continue asking, but at this time, the bell for the end of the second class in the morning had already rung.

As a representative of the handsome teachers in Chaoyang Primary School, Bai Zizhou also has to lead the physical exercises during recess for all the primary school students in the school.

As a last resort, he had to put away his phone.

"Old White, why are you still in the office?"

A physical education teacher walked into the office after class and noticed Bai Zizhou still sitting at his workstation.

"Go here."

Bai Zizhou stood up and was about to go out when he was stopped.

"By the way, Lao Bai, have you added the new Japanese female teacher on WeChat?"

In response to his colleagues' gossip, Bai Zizhou answered very honestly:

"I can not."

"Why are you so afraid? I'll ask for you! Go and lead the exercises first, and I promise I'll tell you when you come back!"

My colleague patted his chest very righteously: "After all, compared to believing that you can catch up with that Japanese teacher, I still believe that Lao Xia will lose 500 yuan each!"

"Teacher Xia will cry if you do this."

No matter what, Teacher Xia is definitely one of his fans.

As a qualified UP host, Bai Zizhou will definitely not let her lose money!
Then you can only put yourself in an awkward position.

If my live broadcast can flourish, I would be willing to marry Tsukiumihara Miya!

The half-hour break ended quickly.

When Bai Zizhou returned to the office, the physical education teacher came up to him with a smug smile on his face and waved his mobile phone.

"Old White!"

Bai Zizhou pursed his lips and waited for his colleague's next words.

"One piece of good news, one piece of bad news."

"Bad news, thank you."

"The bad news is that Mr. Yue Haiyuan doesn't use WeChat or QQ."

Bai Zizhou raised his eyebrows: "What's the good news?"

"I've got her LINE number for you. As for her phone number, you can check the foreign teacher group."

My colleague rubbed his hands together and asked, "Is it worth a bottle of Snowflake?"

Bai Zizhou quickly transferred 20 yuan to his colleague: "Pure draft, no change needed."

"That's so generous!" A colleague sent a string of account numbers to Bai Zizhou via WeChat.

Bai Zizhou actually has LINE on his phone.

When he plays FPS games, he would occasionally connect with Japanese people, and then they would exchange contact information so that they could play together next time.

After entering the account number into the software, an ID popped up with the avatar of a mysterious creature that looked like a squirrel, a kitten, and a puppy from a well-known krypton gold sow mobile game.

【Tsukimihara101】

Bai Zizhou sent the application.

[Hello, I am Teacher Bai who sent you home yesterday.]

Soon, the other party agreed to the friend request.

Then came a string of Jiyikawa memes.

The speed of his hands and the level of activity are totally different from yesterday when he couldn't even utter a few words in the car!

【Thank you, Teacher Bai, for what happened yesterday! 】

[As a thank you, I'll treat Teacher Bai to a cup of Starbucks!]

If you don't like Starbucks, McDonald's is also fine!

[Or what would Mr. Bai like to drink? ]

Bai Zizhou was silent.

My colleague came over and asked, "Are you chatting?"

Bai Zizhou pressed the phone screen against his chest: "Just added, don't worry."

My colleague nodded and said, "It's okay if we didn't talk about it. If we really do, you'll be damned."

"..."

Bai Zizhou responded with an international friendly gesture to express his gratitude.

He took out his phone and sent Miya Tsukiumihara an emoticon of her avatar character.

【! ! ! 】

[Does Teacher Bai also play this game? ]

【Add me as a friend, Teacher Bai! 】

[I just started playing and need my friends' advanced help! ]

Bai Zizhou had already put his phone back in his pocket.

The colleague withdrew his vague gaze.
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Four p.m.

Bai Zizhou, who had no classes, punched in on time and prepared to leave work as usual.

He planned to look for a place that was both secluded and suitable for live broadcasting.

Although the country cannot locate its own IP, this does not affect the country's analysis of itself.

The approximate geographical scope of my live broadcast yesterday can be analyzed with a high probability.

It’s a pity that I don’t know when I can try out a teleportation toy like Anywhere Door.

If I had this, I wouldn't have to worry about exposing my geographical location.

"Alas, I hope the next toys can be more low-key, so that we can complete the trial play and live broadcast indoors."

The phone in my hand vibrated again.

Bai Zizhou absentmindedly took out his cell phone and took a look.

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, the second toy for trial has been delivered to your home.]

Ah? ? ?
Didn’t you say it would be within three days?

Teacher Bai: Didn’t you say it would take three days?

Tong Zhibao: It was within 72 hours. We strictly followed the requirements.

Teacher Bai: Actually, I've always been worried that my geographical location would be exposed.

[Tong Zhibao: Don't worry, even if you're arrested, we'll break out of the prison. No one can touch our ambassador!]

【Teacher Bai: Thank you so much! 】

Teacher Bai: For the sake of a smooth livestream, I won't ask what the toy is this time. But next time, could you give me a toy that can hide my real-world location from detection?

[Tong Zhibao: Earthlings are so troublesome... How about you rule Earth first?]

[Tongzhibao: Now I can confidently recommend our children's war toy set to you!]

[Tong Zhibao: It's completely based on the "Stellaris" IP! If you don't like it, "Star Wars" is also fine!]

Teacher Bai: ???

(End of this chapter)