It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 17 You are hoping that I will be caught, right?
Bai Zizhou was convinced.

Your solution to the problem isn't to give me a toy that hides my identity and address, but to let me rule the Earth?

It truly is a world-famous toy giant!
What you say is tough!
Perhaps in the eyes of this super cosmic civilization company that has witnessed countless top civilizations, Earth civilization may be no different from primitive civilization.

No, I can't let aliens look down on the earth!

[Teacher Bai: You seem a bit extreme.]

【Teacher Bai: Humans still have many advantages.】

[Tong Zhibao: How could that be? Isn't this more efficient?]

Tong Zhibao: As for the advantages you mentioned for humans, we cannot deny that. Every civilization has its merits.

[Tong Zhibao: And please believe me, when I lend you my treasured Death Star toy, and you use it to blast Ganymede to pieces, Earth will usher in long-lost peace and unity!]

Teacher Bai: ...

Teacher Bai: Will you unite and send me to the gallows or the guillotine?

Tong Zhibao: It could also be lethal injection or electrocution, but please rest assured! We will never allow such a thing to happen!

[Tong Zhibao: As I said before, every civilization ambassador appointed by Tong Zhibao is equivalent to Tong Zhibao's high-level customers and enjoys Tong Zhibao's high-level treatment!]

[Tong Zhibao: These high-level treatments include, but are not limited to, the imposition of violent sanctions on civilizations, groups, and individuals who threaten the ambassador when his personal safety is threatened!]

[Tong Zhibao: As long as the people on Earth do this, we can reasonably and legally exercise our legitimate rights against the Earth in accordance with laws and regulations to seek justice for you and ensure your safety!]

Bai Zizhou was silent.

BYD, why does this paragraph sound like two of our soldiers are missing in Tokyo?
Damn it, this Tongzhibao Company is not waiting for me to get arrested!

This way we can invade or rule the earth with justification, right?
I will never let your conspiracy succeed!

I want your toys!
I want the money you give me too!
But I won't hand over the earth to you!
We are all being ruled, so why isn’t that person me!
???

No, I've also started to fantasize about ruling the earth. Who should I send it to?

But we still have to be on guard against Tong Zhibao. We really have to be careful when dealing with such a company.

Bai Zizhou sighed, and suddenly felt that the so-called good job of Tongzhibao's publicity ambassador that he had taken over might not be as good as he had imagined.

[Teacher Bai: No, no, thank you for your kindness. I don't need a toy as powerful as the Death Star for now.]

Teacher Bai: Please provide your company with feedback on my needs as a promotional ambassador. Next time, give me a toy to try out that can conceal my physical location and identity.

[Teacher Bai: Or a toy like Anywhere Door.]

[Tong Zhibao: Are you really not considering our Death Star toy? (Big eyes with tears)]

Teacher Bai: No, no, no! I really don’t consider it!

【Tong Zhibao: That’s such a pity (heartbroken)! 】

[Tong Zhibao: But please rest assured, I will report your request to the company.]

Teacher Bai: Okay, then I'll go home and see what toys we're trying out this time.

【Tong Zhibao: OK~ (love heart)】

After finishing the argument with Tongzhibao’s customer service, Bai Zizhou got into his third-hand Volkswagen CC and took a special look around.

Unfortunately, Tsukiumihara Miya was not seen this time.

After thinking about it, Bai Zizhou sent a message to Tsukiumihara Miya via LINE.

[Do you need me to take you home? ]

Bai Zizhou didn't click send, deleted this paragraph, and re-entered it:
Yesterday's gas cost five dollars.

Well, this way it won’t look like I have any bad intentions, right?
Click Send.

Soon, he received a message from Tsukiumihara Miya.

【I’ll give you 150 yuan! 】

???

So arrogant?

Could she be a rich woman?
The sound of high heels was heard not far away, and Bai Zizhou looked up.

Miya Tsukiumihara, clutching her bag, walked towards him in a white short-sleeved lace shirt and tight black shorts. The blue collar on her chest swayed, causing Bai Zizhou to subconsciously look away. "Bai... Teacher Bai!"

As usual, when she walked in front of him, Yue Haiyuanmei's pretty face turned red and she immediately bowed with full energy.

“……”, Bai Zizhou covered his face with his hands.

Several of the little brats around Bai Zizhou who had been taught by him immediately let out strange cries:

"oh!!!"

"There's a relationship~!"

"Take a picture, take a picture!"

"Together, together!"

"Kiss each other!"

Bai Zizhou locked his sight on the one that barked the loudest, grinning grimly:
"Your class eight will have physical education class tomorrow, Zhao Ming."

The little brat's face turned pale in an instant.

The next second, she said with a sad face: "Teacher Bai, I'm just a repeater, the volume is just loud!"

"roll!"

Bai Zizhou raised his foot in a feint.

"Woooooooooooooobiubiubiu~!"

The little brat covered his butt and ran out of the school gate screaming like a wild donkey.

The remaining students immediately dispersed, fearing that they would be caught by Bai Zizhou.

Yue Haiyuan Meiya watched all this with a smile on her face. When she found Bai Zizhou looking at her, she immediately lowered her head:
"I'm sorry to bother Teacher Bai today!"

"Just give me the money."

Bai Zizhou didn't know what to say, so he helped Yue Haiyuan Miya open the car door.

"Come up quickly, now that no other teachers can see you."

Miya Tsukiumihara nodded, got into the car, and fastened her seat belt consciously, which created an astonishingly deep valley on her chest.

Bai Zizhou had just fastened his seat belt when his cell phone vibrated.

He picked up his phone and rolled his eyes.

It was a LINE message from Miya Tsukiumihara.

[Teacher Bai, you haven't agreed to add me as a game friend yet.]

No, sister, there is something wrong with you.

Do we have to use mobile phones to communicate face to face?
Aren’t you a teacher!
Do you let students chat in groups during your Japanese class?!

Bai Zizhou coughed lightly and said, "Our country has regulations that prohibit using mobile phones while driving."

Tsukimihara Miya's ears were visibly red. She hurriedly turned off her phone screen and wanted to bow and apologize to Bai Zizhou, but she was strangled by the seat belt.

"Ahhhhh...a bag~!"

Bai Zizhou couldn't help laughing as he looked at the girl and asked:
"Dumb tape?"

"I'm fine... I'm sorry... It would be fine if I were facing students... but when facing strangers... I get nervous!"

Bai Zizhou nodded as he drove out of the school gate:

"I understand. It's social anxiety. When interacting with people in the three-dimensional world, I stammer and hesitate. When facing strangers, I can't even fart for a long time.

But once he's online or in front of acquaintances or friends, he becomes eloquent, like he's got a Gatling gun."

Yue Haiyuan Meiya listened carefully to Bai Zizhou's words and nodded in agreement:

"Suode Temple! Why does Mr. Bai know so much?"

"Because I am the same!"

(End of this chapter)