It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 35: At this place and time, what are you doing at the pharmacy?

The moment the live broadcast started on time, millions of viewers immediately flocked in.

Accompanied by the extremely brainwashing melody of "Bye Bye Bye" from NSYNC, which makes people shake their legs uncontrollably, it sounded.

The screen was almost instantly blocked by dense barrages of comments, making it impossible to see any content, forcing many viewers to turn off the comments.

Then they saw it.

I saw a Deadpool with a very explosive body, and his red uniform was supported by real muscles.

Dancing.

It was the same dance as the opening scene in "Deadpool 3".

The explosive and natural sexual tension and male hormone movements explain what fucking power and masculine sexiness are.

Plus, the camera's close-up shots of certain lines are full of the same funny humor as the original novel...

Many viewers were attracted by the dance and subconsciously looked at the ID of the UP host in the live broadcast room.

Right?
Is this Mr. Akaguru’s live broadcast room?
Then they reacted.

So Akaguru-sensei is not COSing Obito today, but COSing Deadpool, right?
[What the hell? This dance is so cool?!]

[What should I do? Even a man like me thinks her dancing is cool!]

[Is it the effect of the clothes or is the UP host just strong? ]

【I almost thought it was Deadpool himself! 】

[I'm a newbie, I just came here to review toys, didn't I?]

[Are cosplay costumes considered toys? ]

[I feel like if this UP master's COS costume is this, it might have the effect of the original work.]

What is the effect of wearing a Deadpool costume?

[A face eaten by zombies? ]

【Laughing to death! 】

[No... the UP host is a man, why is his butt so perky? ]

【Dongda's buttocks. 】

After Bai Zizhou finished dancing, he did a backflip on the spot, then sat on a stool and crossed his legs.

The moment he opened his mouth, his voice was the same as Ryan Reynolds, the actor from the movie Deadpool.

"Good evening, motherfxxker~!"

【BYD, you're scolding me right from the start! 】

[Yes, this is very Deadpool! ]

【Reported, hehe! 】

Bai Zizhou waved at the camera and continued:

"Today's live broadcast is a little special."

He pointed behind him.

"See what that is?"

Well, from the audience's perspective, there's nothing behind you.

But the next second, a crack appeared in the blank, as if a door was opened.

Then the audience saw a gadget.

What the hell is this?

First it has something that looks like a street light.

Then there is a red chair and operating table.

Then there are two long strips with streamlined shapes.

Finally, there is also an operating table on the other side of the chair.

Bai Zizhou picked up a white box and walked towards the strange machine.

He sat on the chair, adjusted his sitting posture, and pressed a button on the console.

A mechanical male voice sounded:

【Dear user, please select the timeline and location you want to go to. 】

A holographic screen appeared on the operating table in front of the chair, showing the shape of the earth.

Bai Zizhou slid his finger and the earth began to spin.

Finally, Bai Zizhou quickly pointed to a place and said:

"That's it. Let's set the time here."

[I understand. Let me repeat myself. Is it 38°53'51.33"N, 77°02'11.70"W, and the time 6600 million years BC?]

Bai Zizhou nodded: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

[Understood. Drivers and passengers must comply with the provisions of the Time Travel Law. Have you read the toy's instruction manual before using this toy?]

"Confirmed." [Okay, after scanning, it's confirmed that you are not carrying any equipment that could distort history. You are allowed to pass.]

This flying carpet-shaped time machine, the Ultua model, has autonomous driving intelligence that strictly complies with Alliance regulations.

[When flying, please do not extend your head or hands outside the automatically raised time flow shield, otherwise you will fall into the time and space turbulence.]

[Please fasten your seat belts. This trip will begin after the 10-second countdown ends.]

【10、9……3、2、1。】

【Autoflight on.】

Following the continuous voice prompts, transparent plates slowly rose on both sides of the machine, bent automatically, and then combined to wrap the entire machine together.

Outside the transparent shielding plate, a colorful and dazzling torrent appeared, quickly passing through the machine and dragging into an extremely long thin line.

Bai Zizhou looked at the camera:

"Brothers, we'll be at our destination soon, don't worry."

Some of the audience watching the live broadcast were already confused.

The other part is in Baidu.

Soon, they were also confused.

[I just searched Baidu for the location the AI mentioned.]

[Coincidentally, I also asked deepseek.]

[It seems to be where Chuanbao lives. ]

Aren’t you curious about this machine?

[Holy crap! Why does this look so familiar?! Isn't this Doraemon's time machine?!]

【It really is! 】

【Is this toy so exciting?】

[This restoration is quite good, and the special effects are quite realistic, with the nose and eyes being very detailed.]

[Is this really a real time machine!?]

[Can anyone tell me where that longitude and latitude is? ]

[6600 million BC? No, why does this sound so familiar?]

[As a second-year graduate student in paleontology, I'm very familiar with this.]

[Jurassic?!]

[God damn Jurassic, the Jurassic period was close to 200 million years before Christ! ]

This is the Cretaceous period, or even the late Cretaceous period.

[No, the location is Chuan Bao's house, and the time is the Cretaceous period. What are you doing at the pharmacy? ]

Red Observation and Prevention Office.

Minister Jiang couldn't help but sweat on his forehead as he looked at the answer given by Deepseek on his phone.

No, what on earth does this UP host want to do?
A commissioner laughed dryly:
"This location might be just for show effect, I just said it casually."

Another commissioner nodded:

"Yes, how could there be a chasm there in the Cretaceous period?"

Soon, a national geology expert who was also watching the live broadcast online also gave a reassurance through a video conference:

“Although I don’t understand this time machine, but if it is real.

So 6600 million years ago, the entire Washington, D.C. area, including the Palace of the Emperor...

Because the Atlantic Ocean continues to expand, the east coast of North America is a passive continental margin, and the crust sinks to form a coastal plain.

Then the Washington area may be covered by a shallow sea or be an estuary delta.

So theoretically you don't have to worry about any diplomatic incidents or disputes."

The big man hadn't finished speaking.

On the live broadcast screen.

Bai Zizhou raised another white box in his hand.

"While we still have some time before we reach our destination, let's take a look at what toys we can try out today."

He tore open the white wrapping paper.

A wood-grain box was revealed inside.

There are a few words written on it in Chinese.

【Any house number】

Minister Jiang quickly asked deepseek.

Then he slapped his forehead hard.