It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 36 UP, UP! Can you catch a dinosaur for us to study?

Bai Zizhou looked at the toy in his hand and fell silent.

What a random house number!
Bai Zizhou swore to the sky.

He really didn't know that the toy in the small box would be this.

As the Commissioner of the Office of Red Prevention said.

He said the longitude and latitude in front of the live camera, just for fun.

Because he found that today's barrage was no longer all in Chinese.

Instead, it is mixed with languages ​​such as English, German, French, Korean and Japanese.

This shows what?
This means that after five days of fermentation, I have become famous abroad.

But I am currently only bound to Bilibili and there is no slicing.

This means that friends from other countries can only watch it on Bilibili.

So he just set this longitude and latitude temporarily.

How could he not know that there would be Sichuan treasures 6600 million years before Christ?
But looking at the toy in his hand, he really couldn't hold it in at all.

The corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than flying a Desert Eagle with one hand.

Bai Zizhou raised the packaging box of the random house number with a sincere look on his face:

"Brothers, yes, I have the superpower of foresight.

Whenever there's something important happening the next day, I can predict that I'll get sick and have to take time off!"

Then he showed the packaging box 360 degrees in front of the camera without any blind spots.

"The planet that created this random door toy comes from the Andromeda Galaxy, which is 250 million light-years away from us.

This is the closest spiral galaxy to us, with a diameter of an astonishing 22 light-years.

According to astronomers' estimates, it will be about 37 billion to 45 billion years from now.

Our Milky Way Galaxy will collide and merge with the Andromeda Galaxy, eventually forming a giant elliptical galaxy."

[Okay, okay, the previous devil fruit was only 6300 light years, but this time the value has increased so much!?]

【What exactly is this random door number? 】

[Just like the time machine the UP host is sitting in now, both are from "Doraemon". ]

【Didn’t you see the words on the box? 】

[It says it has the authorization of Doraemon's author. Holy crap!]

[No...so this is an authentic toy?!]

[Am I the only one curious about how they obtained authorization?]

[Guess what, they even have a time machine?]

[So, the UP host is going to try out this random door number in the Cretaceous period later? ]

Bai Zizhou saw this comment and gave a thumbs up:
"Yes, this class of B friends is as smart as my cat who can do backflips."

In fact, Bai Zizhou doesn’t have any pets at all.

Because his parents didn't allow him to keep furry animals in the old house because they disliked the shedding of hair.

And at this time.

Bai Zizhou saw a barrage of comments with special effects floating across the screen of his tablet.

The Nanjing Institute of Geology and Paleontology, Chinese Academy of Sciences, has gifted you a small TV spaceship.

This barrage of comments went through 30 times in a row.

Even Bai Zizhou was shocked.

Then the other party gave another five rewards and added some notes.

[UP Master UP Master! You are our God! ]

【We all respect your teeth! 】

So, can you get us a dinosaur?

【To be alive! 】

【Please write the following address on any house number! 】

Then another barrage of comments about a large reward passed by, with the address written on it.

It turned out to be a research institute located on the outskirts of Nanjing.

The barrage instantly boiled.

[Fuck! National team!]

What is this place for?

[He studies dinosaurs.]

[No, catch a dinosaur?!]

[Still want to live!? ]

[No, are we preparing to open Jurassic Park!?]

This is even more awesome than Jurassic Park, which at least only used blood.

[The official release is still more explosive!] [Hey! Since it's the Cretaceous period, let's let the UP host catch a Tyrannosaurus Rex!]

[Look at the UP host's expression. Is he catching the Tyrannosaurus Rex, or is the Tyrannosaurus Rex catching him?]

【Isn’t he Deadpool? 】

[Deadpool is not British marble! ]

Bai Zizhou admitted that it is still the country that knows how to play.

He just wanted to show the audience in the live broadcast room real dinosaurs.

The country really wants to catch one!
And he felt that the country really overestimated him.

Who is Bai Zizhou sending this to?

He is just a useless guy who can only lift objects weighing no more than 1,200 kilograms.

They actually wanted me to bring back a dinosaur whose average weight might be over a ton?!
Oh, there are some light dinosaurs.

For example, baby dinosaurs.

Bai Zizhou really doesn't know much about dinosaurs.

He couldn't help but say:

“No, bro, do you think I’m the Hulk?
Do I look like I could lift a dinosaur?"

Bai Zizhou patted his strong arms:
"Don't look at my muscles, but I'm just an ordinary person."

Then he changed the subject:
"And I don't know if this random door number can really ignore time and send living dinosaurs to the present day."

The wealthy person on the other side gave a few more small spaceships as a reward, and noted:

[Death is also very meaningful for research! ]

[Doesn't Mr. Akazuru have the power of a devil fruit? ]

[Combined with this, transporting a dinosaur weighing several tons shouldn't be a problem, right?]

Bai Zizhou was convinced.

This is obviously a fake fan!
My devil fruit ability has expired for four days!

Where can I go to eat another one?

Should I ask Tongzhibao’s customer service?
Will I be misunderstood as an ambassador who lives off his wife?

"No, I can't do that."

Bai Zizhou shook his head, looked at the 10 minutes left before reaching the destination, and said:
"I don't have the power of a devil fruit right now, so I can't move such a heavy dinosaur with my physical strength.

And whether I bring it or not depends on my mood.

If I'm in a good mood, I might try some lighter ones, or even baby dinosaurs."

Bai Zizhou didn't want to become an errand boy for these people.

What do you take me for?

Legendary running knight?

Moreover, there are less than forty small spaceships, and they cost less than 50,000 yuan.

Just want to get a dinosaur for free?!

You have to pay more!
Nanjing.

In a conference room of Nanjing Institute of Geology and Paleontology, Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Bai Zizhou’s video footage is being broadcast live on the huge screen.

An academician smiled bitterly and said:

"That's the other party's attitude. We really don't have the right to force them."

"We didn't force it. We gave so much money... This is our research funding!"

Another paleontologist was amused and said, "We saved this money."

"Actually, it would be fine if the other party could give us an egg!"

"With the simulated temperature and climate in our laboratory, we should be able to partially reconstruct the temperature and atmosphere of 6600 million years ago."

"Of course, we can, but why should they give it to us?"

"Let's make the preliminary preparations first and watch the live broadcast first."

On the huge screen.

The voice of the artificial intelligence carried by Bai Zizhou's time machine rang out.

Dear driver, there are only 10 seconds left to reach your destination.

【10、9……3、2、1。】

【Destination reached.】

[Because it is currently the end of the Cretaceous Period, please bring along relevant protective and survival equipment before leaving the warehouse.]

The voice prompts were not finished.

Bai Zizhou jumped.

"What the hell?! Why is it in the sky!!!"

(End of this chapter)