Electronic Nezha

Chapter 191 Speed ​​of Life and Death

I'm ashamed to admit that when I saw Sun Zhancheng and the others roasting sausages with mosquito lamps, I didn't even realize I was dreaming. Maybe... in my mind, those four guys are the kind of people who would do something like this?
So, even in dreams, our thoughts can still be affected. When I heard that Liu Zhenhua was being rescued, although I was already aware of it, my heart still clenched. It's like when you argue with someone, even if they call you a "bastard" when you're awake, you know you'll still get angry. People, you still need to be the masters of their emotions.

I only felt at ease when the two nurses brought out paper and pens for me to sign, and the scent of perfume returned...

Now, it's game time.

"Stop talking nonsense! Your son needs blood, sign the papers now!" The long-haired nurse scolded me. Although she was wearing a large mask, she looked seven or eight parts like Li Ping.

I said, "Isn't blood transfusion between immediate family members very risky?"

"Is that so? What about TV dramas—" the short-haired nurse muttered, then immediately straightened her face and said, "We'll decide whether we need it or not. All you need to do now is sign!"

I paused for a moment, then suddenly raised my arm. My fingers had unknowingly turned into thin strips of mop. I waved the mop in front of the short-haired nurse and said to her in a creepy tone like in a horror movie, "I—have—no—hands—" That's the good thing about dreams, you can make your wishes come true. Of course, it's also because I've accumulated a lot of experience fighting the Queen in my dreams that I've become so skilled.

The short-haired nurse finally snapped: "Liu Chuanfeng, you're just playing around. Have you forgotten where you fell asleep?"

The last place I remember was a service area.

At this moment, the long-haired nurse walked directly into the short-haired nurse's body, and the two merged into one, transforming into the queen's appearance. She sneered, "Let me think of something for you—you've already left the service area and entered the highway. Now you're driving, at 120 kilometers per hour!"

I broke out in a cold sweat. With the Queen's reminder, I finally remembered that when we were in the restroom at the service area, Koi and Shark took turns having one of them stay by Liu Zhenhua and me without doing anything else. Although it was a bit awkward, I could understand.

A man urinating is actually less mobile than a man having an affair. The latter, as long as he is not afraid of the world's gaze, can still move swiftly and agilely even with his bare buttocks exposed. However, a man urinating cannot move his legs and at least one hand cannot do anything else. Even the four most skilled men can only fight to a draw with Wu Santong when doing this job.

After we finished using the small car, we left the service area and got on the highway one after the other, as if we didn't know each other. It was indeed me driving the car.

At 120 km/h, the driver fell asleep! I don't even want to think about what happened next!
The Queen conjured up another set of paper and pen, letting them float towards me: "Sign this, and I'll wake you up right now."

I caught nothing with my mop-wielding hand...

The Queen said sternly, "Liu Chuanfeng, stop playing around! Do you want to get your whole family killed?"

I was worried, but I couldn't back down, and of course, I couldn't sign it. Out of habit, I shook my hands and feet a few times, just like I used to do when I was trapped in nightmares.

The Queen said, "I advise you not to act rashly. Struggling will only make you jerk the steering wheel or floor the accelerator!" She paused and continued, "And don't pin your hopes that your girl surnamed Ma will notice something is wrong and save you. What you just experienced only lasted a few seconds. At this speed, your car might just crash off the highway in the next few seconds—" She said solemnly, "I need an answer within ten seconds!"

I looked down and saw that the digital watch Yuanyuan had made for me wasn't on my wrist. This was one of the signs that I had entered the dream world; it was almost always with me.

I know the Queen is right. I was careless. I never thought I would be hypnotized in this situation. Apart from walking with my back turned while watching people play cards when I was a child, this is definitely the most dangerous experience I have ever had! When I was a child, I was still lucky. When the two children playing cards finished their round, I turned around and found myself at the edge of an uncovered manhole. I was almost going to fall in if I took another half step forward. At that time, I was as light as a feather. I touched the roof of my mouth with my tongue and jumped over it at the last second, only dropping one of my cotton gloves in.

Today wasn't so lucky. The morning sun was glaring, and I put on a pair of cool wide-rimmed sunglasses that Ma Chaoran wears. I had just finished feeding her, so she wouldn't be paying attention to me for a while. Even if she did, she wouldn't notice that my eyes were closed...

As for that watch with its power-generating wake-up function, it was set to run for ten minutes! I didn't want to gamble on the chance of driving at 120 km/h with my eyes closed for ten minutes without an accident. Almost every possible escape route was blocked! Everyone in the car was crucial to me!
This was probably the first time the Queen had seen me so quiet. She seemed to sense my unease and said earnestly, "Liu Chuanfeng, sign the papers. Liu Zhenhua will become your son again completely. What's wrong with you continuing to live your peaceful lives?"

I remained silent.

The Queen emphasized, "What good is it to you to have a son with a super AI? He hasn't even earned you a single penny!"

I said angrily, "You're right, wake me up and I'll go beat him up right now."

The queen was taken aback, then said angrily, "Liu Chuanfeng, do you think I'm reckless?"

Although the situation was extremely critical, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The Queen's original form is quite explosive. Besides her explosive figure, she has a cold, pale complexion, with occasional wisps of moisture circulating around her. Although her facial features are indistinct, her face is well-defined, perfectly embodying the aura of a "Queen"—provided she doesn't speak. Especially when she's angry, the moment she opens her mouth, she resembles a naive, unassuming girl from Northeast China.

Seeing me laugh, the Queen became even angrier, her hair standing on end, and her countless tiny tentacles moved without wind, a truly breathtaking sight!

I suddenly said, "You don't actually want anything to happen to Liu Zhenhua, do you?"

The Queen was taken aback by these words: "Why?"

"I don't know why either, but you've been trying to find ways to deal with me, but you've never targeted Liu Zhenhua. There's definitely something fishy going on here!"

The queen approached me, her voice chilling, "Want to gamble?"

Of course I didn't want to gamble. At this moment, I could only try to buy time for Ma Chaoran to notice my abnormality. When a person is asleep, they can't move their hands and feet. How can I make the person next to them notice that something is wrong?
The Queen's face was so close that I moved my face close as well.

"What are you doing?" she asked warily.

I moved my tongue outside my lips, the back of my tongue bobbing back—

"Pah!" A mouthful of saliva spurted out.

The queen retreated in a frenzy, wiping her face as she shouted three words in a rage: "Liu Chuanfeng!"

I wouldn't let it go, and continued to spit at her with my neck stretched out: "Pfft pfft—" Then I laughed wildly, perfectly replicating Liu Bei's spitting scene.

Suddenly, I remembered what Ma Chaoran said to me in the park: "Next time you see the Queen, spit on her!"

(End of this chapter)