I manifested the Shushan game

Chapter 79 Demonic Cultivator: Holy crap, there are cows too?
The rising sun, like shattered starlight, slanted through the gnarled branches of the old elm tree, casting dappled patterns onto the pavilion.

A gentle breeze rustled the leaves of the three old elm trees, and occasionally a few early-fallen leaves swirled down.

Chen Han opened his eyes and looked at his lifespan: 7 years, 10 months and 24 days.

His ever-increasing lifespan made him more vibrant, especially with the nourishment from his internal energy and medicinal diet. Even though his lung cancer was not cured, his physical condition was no longer weak and he was stronger than the average person.

After storing the Cloud Barrier Cauldron and the Hundred Flowers Palace Spirit Jade in the warehouse, he glanced at Youfu, who still looked quite content, and gave it a sharp look: "Let's go, let's go back."

Chen Han walked out of the pavilion, and Youfu suddenly got up and followed him.

When they arrived at his uncle's yard, he told Youfu to stay in the yard by himself. Just then, he saw his uncle coming out of the kitchen and greeted him, saying, "Uncle, if you have time, could you get me a bigger chamber pot?"

"What do you need this for?" Chen Lin asked in surprise. "Don't you have a toilet over there?"

"It's for him." Chen Han pointed to Youfu.

Digging a hole for him to defecate in isn't a long-term solution. Having a large chamber pot would solve the problem, and it would save my uncle a lot of trouble carrying it to the vegetable garden.

"I understand." Chen Lin nodded, then got down to business: "Xiao Han, the porridge is ready and I've put it in there. You can eat it yourself. I have to take some people to work on the flower field project. As for the specific project costs, we'll know once Xiao Yu has ordered all the flowers and we've tallied them up. I'll show you then."

"Mm." Chen Han nodded, then went into his uncle's kitchen and drank three bowls of porridge.

After my physical condition improved, my appetite also increased significantly.

Before, I felt really good if I could have a bowl of porridge when I woke up in the morning.

After that, he also began processing dog demon meat.

As usual, some oil was first cut and placed into the Cloud Barrier Cauldron, waiting to be refined into Cloud Barrier Pills.

Processing the fur and cutting the dog demon meat was noticeably easier today. I quickly prepared the ingredients for the two medicinal dishes and started stewing them.

This is the last serving of the medicinal cuisine that Mr. Zhao and his friend ordered.

Before long, the aroma of medicinal food wafted out.

Two mooing sounds came from outside the door, followed by footsteps. Xiaoyu walked in and complained as soon as she saw him, "Senior brother, I saw that horn just now. The other party is trying to ride on our coattails again. They were carrying a basin of something and walking outside. I don't know what they're doing."

"He went to collude with the dog demon!" Chen Han said with a smile. "However, although he rode on the coattails, he also generated a lot of buzz. There must have been quite a few tourists drawn in by him to watch the spectacle, right?"

"Yes, he was followed by people when he went out, and there were definitely people who came to see what was going on." Xiaoyu did not deny this. Then, she reported the good news with a smile: "Senior brother, after another group of people came last night, our Chen family has a total of 40 tourists today."

"Hmm!" Chen Han nodded with a smile, then took out his phone and started recording a video. As he walked outside, he said, "There are some demonic cultists who are still courting death and coming to challenge the family. Watch me ride the Mountain-Shaking Spirit Ox and lead the Frost Lion-Headed Goose to make sure these demonic cultists never return."

He had already left the kitchen while he was speaking.

Youfu was bored in the yard, so when he saw him come out, he immediately ran up to him and lay down in front of him, as if to say, "Come on up, let's go out and play."

This scene was recorded by the Spirit Mirror, which must have surprised the audience.

They say you're like an ox or a horse, but they didn't expect you to be so eager to be ridden. You deserve to be called an ox.

Xiaoyu naturally learned from her clansmen that her senior brother had raised a calf, and people in the clan group had even posted videos of him riding the calf.

But she never expected the calf to be so enthusiastic.

She was very surprised to see her senior brother sitting cross-legged on the back of a calf, which was carrying him away. She was amazed that he could sit so steadily.

Suddenly I feel a bit eager to try it out.

I really want to ride with my senior brother.

But looking at the size of that calf, it's no problem for a senior brother to be there, plus she's a bit cruel.

Thinking it over, she could only follow behind out of the courtyard and head to the Spirit Beast Hall together.

Along the way, she became increasingly surprised, and perhaps she understood why her senior brother had raised this calf. It was too smart; it could actually understand what her senior brother said. Whichever direction her senior brother told it to go, it would go in that direction.

A short while later, they arrived at the Spirit Beast Hall. Chen Han took a close-up photo of the Spirit Beast Hall sign and then rode Youfu inside.

The honking of the lion-headed goose could be heard.

Youfu was clearly curious. He walked a few steps to the railing and looked at the lion-headed geese inside. He even mooed at one of the geese in front of the railing.

Its +2 Curiosity attribute clearly aroused its curiosity about these lion-headed geese.

The key point is that after being called twice, the lion-headed goose actually stretched out its head and started honking back at Youfu, as if to say, "What are you doing here?"

Moo!

quack!

Moo!

quack!

...

Okay, it sounds like two idiots are hurling insults at each other from afar.

Xiaoyu kindly opened the railing, and then Youfu surprisingly stopped yelling.

The lion-headed goose continued to squawk at Youfu, and even spread its wings, as if it were about to attack.

The key point is that Youfu even took two steps back.

Chen Han couldn't help but slap it on the head, thinking, "So you're still a cowardly bull."

However, this lion-headed goose truly lives up to its reputation as a rural honey badger. It's the kind of idiot who would dare to mess with anyone, not afraid of getting kicked away by a cow hoof in a fight.
"Junior sister, can you help me film this next?" Chen Han smiled and handed over his phone.

Xiaoyu took the phone and saw her senior brother magically produce a flute, so she knew his purpose. She also tried shouting into the camera, "Go, senior brother! Defeat the demonic cultivator!"

After shouting, she felt so ashamed and embarrassed.

Chen Han smiled and said, "With my junior sister's help, I'm sure I'll win. Let's go, Xuanshuang Lionhead Geese."

As he spoke, he picked up the beast-taming flute and began to play. Instantly, the lion-headed geese gathered around him, spreading their wings in unison to protect him, the head of the family.

Seeing this, Xiaoyu was full of admiration. Her senior brother could always do such embarrassing things so nonchalantly.

When will I be able to be as thick-skinned as him?
...

Outside the Chen family's gate, a large number of tourists had already gathered, especially those attracted by the demonic cultist Lion Head and Flute Demon. They had come early to wait for the Chen family head's Lion Head Goose performance.

Wang Bing arrived early with his girlfriend. He and the other tourists looked in the direction of the horn, wondering if this guy would be stripped naked again today.

Although most people dislike this kind of attention-seeking behavior, this honking is different. First, the Chen family head himself interacted with him, and second, this guy was really miserable. Not only was he stripped naked, but he also almost lost his testicles, providing a lot of amusement for everyone.

Looking at his outfit today—smoky eye makeup, black markings all over his face, and his hair styled in a unique way, plus that black Hanfu—he looks exactly like a demonic cult member.

So, it seems that many of his old fans said they would unfollow him after his new video, and even joked that he had really gone mad, neglecting his proper job and forgetting that he was a classical music flute technique blogger.

The whistle was currently in the middle of a group of stray dogs, holding a bowl of dog food in his hand, and constantly scattering it to the dogs.

Next to him was his assistant, who was broadcasting a live stream directly at him.

He addressed the stray dogs with a truly demonic air, saying, "Esteemed experts of the dog demon clan, I have brought you the spirit soup you requested to enhance your strength. In today's battle, I urge you to give it your all and help me destroy the Chen family."

The assistant, holding her phone, was a little nervous. She felt that her boss had suddenly found his true calling on the path of abstract art. But thinking about it, it was understandable. Before, her boss was a pure classical music streamer, earnestly playing the flute. His live streams sometimes had a few dozen viewers, and sometimes less than 200.

Look at this live stream, it's so early in the morning and there are consistently over 1000 viewers online.

Anyone would know which option to choose.

Speaking of tips alone, before, he would earn only a little money after playing the flute diligently and working himself to the bone. Now, he only needs to say, "I need to purchase spirit soup to collude with the dog demon clan, but I lack spirit stones. Is there any fellow Daoist who can help me?" and he earns more than 2000 tips.

I spent several hundred on dog food, and made a pure profit on everything else.

She even considered cosplaying a demonic witch, but the thought of how her boss had been stripped naked and almost ruined his genitals to gain attention made her shudder.

Putting aside the fact that she was stripped naked, she didn't have any testicles.

The live stream chat was already filled with bets about whether her boss would be stripped naked again this time, and whether her testicles could be saved.

It seems that no one has a good opinion of the boss.

She didn't know whether she should remind her boss.

At that moment, the sound of a flute came from inside the Chen family's house.

This instantly attracted everyone's attention. The tourists all knew that the Chen family was coming, the one who controlled the lion-headed goose with the sound of the flute.

The moment the horn sounded, everyone looked toward the Chen family's gate. Even the dogs that were happily eating stopped instinctively upon hearing the horn; the animals seemed to be in sync with the horn's sound.

This made the viewers in the whistle-blowing live stream exclaim "666!"

It's like they've really formed an alliance.

The horn sounder, now quite adept at it, couldn't resist saying to the live stream, "I sense a murderous aura! Patriarch Chen is here, controlling a swarm of Xuan Frost Lion-Headed Geese flying everywhere, and a cow too... Holy crap!"

As they were talking, he saw the Chen family head being carried out by an ox. He was so shocked that his eyes widened and he suddenly had a feeling that he was about to die.

Why are there cows here?
The viewers in the live stream saw him like this, and when the assistant pointed the camera at the Chen family's gate, everyone knew what was going on, and they all burst into laughter:

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! There's even a cow!"

"Horn, you defended against the goose, and the opponent played a cow."

"This is hopeless. It's not a question of whether I can save my testicles anymore."

"..."

The tourists who had gathered early in the morning naturally saw this scene as well, and they were all surprised. Many of them took out their phones and took pictures of the Chen family head.

It seems the Chen family head has leveled up; he now has a mount.

The scene of him sitting cross-legged on the back of an ox, controlling the Xuanshuang Lionhead Geese with a flute on his back, was absolutely stunning.

The key point is that the head of the Chen family is very handsome.

If he were to wear Hanfu or a Taoist robe and ride an ox backwards, that would definitely be the kind of grand entrance a master would make in a movie. In reality, to achieve this scene in a movie, one would have to rely on special effects, and even then, it might not be as effective.

Wang Bing was truly envious when she saw this.

He was imagining how impressive it would be if he were sitting cross-legged on the back of that ox.

"I suddenly realized how handsome the Chen family head is!" his girlfriend exclaimed.

Wang Bing felt a little uncomfortable. Was it really okay to praise another man's good looks in front of him?
Soon, Chen Han had brought the Frost Lion's head close, dismounted from the bull's back, and looked at Mingdi with a mocking expression: "Demon cultist, prepare to die!"

The horn opened its mouth, as if it wanted to cry.

Bro, why didn't you say you had cows sooner?

This wasn't part of the plan.

The next moment, he heard the Chen family head play the notes for array formation, followed by notes for charge, and then he saw the lion-headed geese rushing towards him and the stray dog.

Without hesitation, he threw the entire bowl of dog food at the lion-headed geese.

In that instant, seemingly chasing after the dog food, the stray dogs instinctively pounced on it. Only after realizing what was happening did they react, their fur standing on end, barking and clashing as they engaged in another battle with the lion heads.

The terrifying energy collisions sent sand and stones flying everywhere. Every collision between the spirit beast and the dog demon seemed to cause cracks to appear on the earth.

"Patriarch Chen, I will not fail again this time." Mingdi had no choice but to bite the bullet and step forward, staring at the bull with a predatory look.

It won't actually charge at us, will it?

But at this moment, he had no choice but to take a gamble. He quickly took out a jade-green flute and put it to his lips to play. It was the magical artifact, the Jade Bamboo Flute, that he had mentioned in the video.

The same flute music as Chen Han's rang out. The video was supposed to be about seizing control of the Xuan Shuang Lion Head Goose, so they definitely had to put on a show.

But the next moment, his flute playing stopped, and his eyes widened.

Moo!

The cow actually bellowed and charged at him.

"Holy crap..." Mingdi's eyes widened in fright, and he turned and ran away, with the cow chasing after him.

Immediately, a scene appeared of the Mountain-Shaking Spirit Ox crushing the demonic cultists.

Without hesitation, Mingdi's assistant immediately turned the camera around, making all the viewers laugh. The scene they had imagined appeared. Then, Mingdi made the same mistake as last time: the hem of his Hanfu was too long.

Then, he fell again.

This surprised everyone.

Oh no, will something bad happen?

It's a cow after all; whether you butt it, stomp on it, or honk your horn, it'll ruin everything.

Fortunately, everyone noticed that the cow stopped in front of the horn and stared at him closely.

The horn blared so hard it could feel the cow's breath hitting its face; it was too scared to move.

The next moment, he noticed that the sound of the flute played by the Chen family head had changed, and then he saw that the stray dogs had fled in panic, running away without looking back.

These dog demons are so disloyal!
A group of white figures rushed towards him; they were the lion-headed geese.

He was so frightened that he instinctively covered his testicles with his hands.

Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!
Suddenly, the lion-headed geese surrounded the whistle and pounced on it.

Chen Han arrived at the battlefield of the goose and dog, and casually put the piece of dog demon meat that had been dropped into his warehouse.

Just then, a mournful cry rang out: "Damn it, it's you, you goose! What did my egg do to you..."

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(More tonight!)

(End of this chapter)