I manifested the Shushan game
Chapter 80 The Demonic Man Has Exploded Again! The Rogue Cultivator's Representative Offers Off
Chapter 80 The Demonic Man Has Exploded Again! The Rogue Cultivator's Representative Offers Offerings!
The honking of horns, accompanied by the sound of Hanfu being torn, made everyone who saw it burst into laughter.
He even managed to figure out which goose was staring at his testicles.
The tourists kept recording videos with their phones.
The viewers in the live stream were even more amused; it was a predictable outcome.
A moment later, the ox returned to the Chen family head's side.
The geese scattered.
All that could be heard was the sound of horns blaring as the clothes were stripped off again, leaving the Hanfu on the body in pieces once more.
His hands were still tightly protecting his testicles, and he looked at the lion-headed goose that was still staring at him with lingering fear.
Indeed, the lion-headed goose stretched its neck out and stared at him, its gaze seemingly carrying a hint of wisdom.
"Damn it... I'll remember you..." Mingdi said to the lion-headed goose, and then hurriedly got up and ran towards Chen's house.
This time he successfully protected his testicles, but he still dared not let go with both hands, which made the tourists burst into laughter again.
I feel a little ashamed to honk my horn.
He's the only one on the entire internet to have been stripped naked twice by a flock of geese.
However, when his assistant caught up and saw that his live stream had surpassed 2000 viewers, he felt that it was all worth it.
He didn't forget his role in the story, and immediately put on an angry expression as he said to the live stream: "This time, I really miscalculated. I suffered another defeat at the hands of the Chen family. That Xuan Shuang Lion-Headed Goose was truly despicable. As a powerful spirit beast, it actually targeted my weaknesses. When I get back, I must refine a magic artifact to protect my testicles. Next time, I'll break that goose's beak..."
The viewers in the live stream couldn't help but tease him after hearing this:
"Then you need a pair of iron crotch pants!"
"In the land of Japan, there exists a precious belt that protects chastity; you may go and retrieve it..."
"..."
Mingdi suddenly reached out and touched himself, only to find that something was missing.
Oh right, it's the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute, a magical artifact he specially crafted.
Forget it, let's just consider them destroyed in the battle. There are still spares. We can go back and refine a few more. If we send him back to find them now, I'm afraid Patriarch Chen will send those lion-headed geese to attack him again. He's already broken through the armor and doesn't have much defense left.
...
On the other side, Chen Han watched the departing figure running back to the Chen family, his brows furrowing slightly.
Something is wrong!
Because the task of showcasing the family's military strength to the outside world has not yet been completed.
Does that mean that even though he crushed the demonic cult members so easily that they ran away without any resistance, it doesn't count as demonstrating his strength?
How do we complete this task?
After pondering for a moment without finding a solution, he simply looked at the spot where Mingdi had just been stripped naked, where a ball of light was floating.
At least the demonic cultists dropped some loot, which is some consolation.
Upon approaching and seeing what was wrapped in the ball of light, he was taken aback. It was another flute, but its dark green color and shape looked very familiar.
Isn't this the magical artifact, the Jade Bamboo Flute, that the evil cultist Mingdi crafted in the video?
Thinking of the magical effects of the Beast Taming Flute, he casually put it back into the warehouse and saw the note:
【Jade Bamboo Flute: This is a failed magic weapon crafted by a demonic sorcerer. It does not have much power. Its only function is to play the four immortal melodies that the demonic sorcerer inscribed on the flute, which can produce a special effect: Dream Fairy +2!
Extract the 4 celestial songs?
"???" Chen Han was a little confused. The abstract magical artifact in the horn video had turned into a real magical artifact?
The key point is that the description of the Jade Bamboo Magic Flute is a bit off.
It was clearly described as a failed magic artifact, yet it possesses the attribute of "Dream Fairy +2".
Moreover, although the words "Dream Immortal" sound very sophisticated, how can you, a member of a demonic sect, be associated with an immortal?
The key question is, isn't it problematic that a demonic flute crafted by a sorcerer contains four celestial melodies?
In the world of Shushan Swordsmen, demonic cultivators cannot ascend to the immortal realm.
Seeing the prompt, he immediately chose to extract it, wanting to see just how ethereal these four celestial melodies were.
In a moment, four streams of information rushed into his mind, including the music and the playing technique requirements.
But when he saw the four songs, he was stunned. The four songs were "Love Through Lifetimes", "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", "Dreaming Back to Immortal Journey" and "Wilderness".
No wonder it's called a celestial melody.
These four songs are truly ethereal; they have no lyrics yet can strike straight to the soul, and they are used as background music in countless fantasy films and television dramas.
He had previously tried to gain attention by honking his horn, and to find out more, he even checked out the other party's Douyin account. It seemed that those four songs were the other party's four videos with the best data.
So, the demonic cultist inscribed four celestial melodies, and the system just copied those four directly from the Mingdi account, right?
As a system, couldn't you compose four celestial melodies as a reward?
I've never seen such a lazy system.
He now understood why the description of the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute was so strange.
However, Mingdi did say that these four pieces have a very high status in the flute instrument. Many people learn the flute because of these four pieces, especially "Wildness". When you play this piece, it is as if you have instantly transformed into the Wilderness Emperor.
There's also "Chinese Paladin," which claims that just hearing the music makes you feel like you're flying on a sword and soaring through the clouds, and you might even want to shout, "Fellow Daoist, may I borrow your sword?"
Moo!
When Youfu came close to him, she called out and rubbed her head against his arm.
He sensed it; the calf was trying to take credit, just like his junior sister.
"Well done." Chen Han smiled and patted its head.
The standard approach to dealing with such a self-serving person is to praise them, and his junior sister provided him with a wealth of experience in this regard.
Youfu happily lay down and then turned to moo at Temoo, urging him to sit back on its back.
Look how responsible this little guy is.
Chen Han smiled and climbed onto the back of the auspicious ox, then sat cross-legged again.
The interaction between the man and the cow caught the attention of the tourists, who even took pictures of it, their faces filled with disbelief.
It was a heartwarming scene, as if the Chen family head and the ox were of one mind.
What else could this be but beast taming?
Chen Han sat on the ox's back, but his attention was focused on the Dream Fairy +2 attribute of the Jade Bamboo Magic Flute, unaware of its effects.
Try playing those four songs; perhaps then you'll understand what the Dream Fairy +2 effect is.
Moreover, he just defeated the demonic cultists, so there's nothing wrong with playing a celebratory tune at this time, right?
Thinking it over, he flipped his hand, turning the Beast Taming Flute in his hand up and down like a sword in motion. When his hand stopped again, the Beast Taming Flute had been put into storage, and what he had in his hand was now the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute.
The surrounding tourists were all watching him and naturally witnessed this scene. They were all caught off guard, completely taken aback by the Chen family head's display of skill. Everyone saw the Chen family head's whirling and flute-switching technique.
"That was so cool! Did the flute just appear out of thin air?" someone exclaimed.
Immediately someone said, "This is the ancient technique of the Chen family head. He used this technique at the beginning. Moreover, he was wearing short sleeves and could conjure 10 apples in one go. No one could tell where he hid the apples."
"Yes, I saw that video too."
"Some people slowed down the search but couldn't find it, and in the end they said it was a special effect."
"..."
While these tourists were discussing, Chen Han had already put the Jade Bamboo Flute to his lips, and Xiao Yu immediately pointed the camera at him.
Judging from the way my senior brother is acting, he's definitely going to do something.
The next moment, a soothing flute melody drifted out from the flute.
In that instant, she recognized the music as "Chinese Paladin". She had even used it as background music in a video she made. But as she was thinking about it, she suddenly froze. Under this music, a strange feeling suddenly arose in her.
She thought of the video she had filmed, in which she was dancing with a sword, and she suddenly imagined herself flying up on her sword.
It's a strange feeling, but this thought just suddenly popped into my head.
Not only her, but also Wang Bing and the other tourists, felt a strange sensation upon hearing the flute music, and special feelings arose in their minds.
Someone couldn't help but say, "This music is so infectious! For some reason, I feel like the Chen family head sitting on the ox's back is a real cultivator!"
Another person said, "I have the same feeling. I feel that Patriarch Chen could summon a flying sword and fly away at any moment."
Wang Bing also had this feeling, which was somewhat unbelievable, indicating that the Chen family head's flute playing skills were very high and his ability to move people was very strong.
Moreover, this music can be heard frequently online, and many people have played it on the flute, but none of them have been able to evoke the same feeling.
Chen Han himself felt a difference. As he played "The Legend of Sword and Fairy", he felt as if he had been sublimated on a spiritual level. It was as if he had transformed into a sword immortal, his sword flying like lightning, and he was flying and shuttling between mountains and rivers.
It was a dreamlike feeling, which made the music he played more urgent, more resounding and powerful, and even more like a dream.
He understood; this was the effect of Dream Fairy +2.
It doesn't have any special effects, but it does have a slightly hypnotic effect, making people feel like they're in a dreamy, half-awake state by enjoying the music.
Based on this one piece alone, he felt that everyone should call him Master Chen when it came to playing the flute.
The flute music continued, and gradually, with the sound of the flute, Wang Bing and the other tourists no longer felt that the Chen family was going to fly away on a sword; they felt that their hands were about to form a hand seal, and then they would fly away on their swords.
When the music stopped, everyone stared wide-eyed at the head of the Chen family.
Is he really a cultivator?
Otherwise, how could one play a song that sounds like celestial music, giving people such a feeling, as if they were having a dream of riding a sword?
Now that the music has ended, they seem somewhat lost and dejected.
Xiaoyu stared blankly at her senior brother, her eyes filled with admiration.
For a moment, she seemed to be lost in a fantasy: her senior brother was flying on his sword, and she was in his arms. She opened her arms, and her senior brother was holding her from behind, facing the setting sun.
Thinking about it, she quickly shook her head. It was too embarrassing. What Titanic flying sword?
Moo!
A joyful moo rang out, tinged with elation.
Chen Han chuckled and patted its head: "You actually wanted to listen? Do you think I'm a street performer? Go back inside!"
As the ox walked towards the Chen family's house, Chen Han once again reversed the Jade Bamboo Demon Flute, took out the Beast Taming Flute again, and began to play the protective Beast Taming notes.
As if summoned, the lion-headed geese gathered around Chen Han and Youfu, spreading their wings in a protective stance, and followed them towards Chen's residence.
Chen Han played his flute all the way, escorting the Xuan Shuang Lion Head Goose back to the Spirit Beast Hall. Then he took the calf back to his uncle's courtyard, where he could prepare the medicinal food and water. After finishing, he also got the filming footage from his junior sister and prepared to edit it.
My junior colleague naturally wanted to help, but she couldn't edit the video herself, since she had already edited the first half.
He had to do it himself.
He took out the filming footage and opened the first part of yesterday's editing, starting from subduing the Mountain-Shaking Spirit Ox and riding the ox back to the courtyard. The second half naturally started from his uncle's kitchen where he said that there were demonic people challenging him.
However, the two departments could have a black screen transition, and the scene where Youfu runs to his uncle's yard, lies down, and lets him climb on his back could also have a special effect.
Then comes the great battle against the demonic cultists. Mingdi's astonished expression upon seeing the bull, and the scene of the bull charging at him, causing him to widen his eyes in fright, could be shown in close-up.
As for his being surrounded by the lion-headed geese, that's naturally worth a close-up, including the scene where he was stripped naked again and forced to escape.
Even his line, "It's you, you lion-headed goose, that my egg offended you," could be bolded and enlarged in the subtitles.
Finally, there was his rendition of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy." Even though it was a phone recording with some audio loss due to editing, the +2 Dream Fairy attribute still worked its magic, making it far superior to any other player who played the song.
It's a bit worse than hearing it live, but that's okay. As long as the Dream Fairy +2 attribute works, it's fine. Whether it's lossless or not doesn't matter. If there's a chance, Chen will perform it again. Consider the pure version a perk for tourists.
“Senior brother, your flute playing still has a special feeling to it.” Xiaoyu couldn’t help but say, “Just now I thought of you taking me flying on your sword again.”
"Why should I take you? Shouldn't you fly by yourself?" Chen Han asked with a smile.
"Anyway, that's how it is!" Xiaoyu's pretty face was a little embarrassed, and she thought of the Titanic flying on a sword again.
Chen Han was editing when he suddenly heard his uncle's voice, which carried an invitation: "Village Chief, Xiao Han is inside. Come in with me!"
"Chen Lin, thank you so much," said Guo Zhen, the village chief, with gratitude.
"Village Chief, we've known each other for so long, you're too kind to say that." Chen Lin said, already entering the kitchen. Behind him was Guo Zhen, the village chief of Shangyuan Village.
When Chen Lin came in and saw Chen Han, he smiled and said, "Xiao Han, the village chief called me and said he wanted to meet you and had something to ask you, so I brought him to see you."
Guo Zhen came in carrying a bamboo cage and greeted Chen Han very politely: "Patriarch Chen, I'm sorry to bother you."
The village chief addressing Chen Han as "Patriarch" made Chen Han feel a little uncomfortable. Just then, he suddenly received a game notification:
[Because you once again defeated the combined attack of the Demonic Cult and the Dog Demon Clan, the power of the Chen Family has been recognized by the surrounding rogue cultivators who were fleeing from the Demonic Cult. More and more rogue cultivators want to attach themselves to the Chen Family, and one even recommended a relatively prestigious rogue cultivator to come and pay homage to you, preparing gifts as offerings!]
Chen Han looked at the village chief in surprise. Previously, Guo Qilong and Deng Yimao, those two uncles in the village, had been given the identity of rogue cultivators by the game system, and were even offered a rat spirit fruit.
Now this village chief has also been given the identity of a representative of rogue cultivators?
Have all the people of Shangyuan Village become independent cultivators?
Suddenly it feels like the game system has started issuing identity cards on a massive scale in order to advance the plot.
However, he was drawn to the words "gifts offered" in the game's prompt, and his gaze unconsciously fell on a bamboo cage that the village chief was carrying, and the few little creatures inside.
Quite cute.
(End of this chapter)
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