Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl, who had been indignant, froze, and the others were speechless.

So you've been holding a grudge against your savior for over a decade?
No wonder the stingy uncle in the Sichuan girl's eyes has a pretty good relationship with her family, but it turns out that only the Sichuan girl herself thinks that her second uncle is a bad person.

After saying that, the Sichuan girl awkwardly said a couple of things and then hung up the phone.

"Wow, you're amazing! You still haven't swallowed it after three miles. You're incredibly lucky to be alive," Lin Mo said, giving a thumbs up.

Normal kids would eat the candy in no time, but the girl from Sichuan didn't eat it; she just held it in her mouth.

This scared his family half to death, and they rushed him to the hospital, which saved his life.

Because he was young at the time, Chuanmei only remembered that he ate a piece of candy at his second uncle's house. His second uncle chased him for a long distance and pried the candy out of his mouth. In the end, he not only went to the hospital, but also got a good beating!
There's no way around it; when a child is still in danger, parents are their biggest support, but once they know the child is safe, then the parents become the child's greatest danger.

If he doesn't get a beating for stealing mothballs, the girl from Sichuan will dare to do it again next time. It's better to scare him into submission once and for all.

What Chuanmei didn't know was that since that incident, her second uncle's family had never bought mothballs again for many years, for fear that some child would steal them and mistake them for candy.

"Go away, I was so young back then, how would I know those were mothballs?" The Sichuan girl blushed and said somewhat awkwardly.

Miss Yuan laughed nonstop: "Hahaha, I've seen it all, like a dog biting Lü Dongbin! Sichuan girl, you're quite something, holding a grudge against someone for over a decade!"

The three people, including Squad Leader Wang, couldn't help but laugh. He Xiaoyue even laughed so hard she almost choked. She couldn't help it; she had just finished eating and getting excited made her choke.

The Sichuan girl blushed deeply, but she still decided to wait until the end of the year to go home for the Spring Festival and bring some gifts to visit her second uncle's house.

I was young and naive before, and I misunderstood things. Now that I understand, I can't be the same as before.

Just then, he suddenly noticed the white waxwood spear in the corner of the living room and quickly changed the subject, saying, "Hey? Old Mo, what's this? A red-tasseled spear? Why isn't it tasseled?"

Lin Mo's spear is simply a shaft and a spearhead. The white waxwood shaft is flexible and doesn't vibrate when struck.

Although I bought it randomly online, the quality is okay, at least it works.

"Why are there so many whys? Can't I just not like it?" Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang couldn't help but ask, "Old Mo, where did this come from?"

"You bought it?"

"Of course I know, I'm asking you why you're buying it?"

"Of course it's for exercise. I recently learned a set of noon gun techniques online, and I go to the playground in the morning to practice and work up a sweat," Lin Mo said without hiding anything.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang and Chuanmei both looked incredulous.

"No, you're just bragging. You can even shoot? I've never seen you so talented before!" The Sichuan girl said with disbelief.

Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him: "I know a lot of things, haven't you seen plenty of things before?"

Sichuan girl:.
Wang Chu:
It has to be said that, as Lin Mo's roommates, the two of them have really seen a lot of skills in Lin Mo that he had never mentioned before since the start of the semester last year.

"Really? You're almost graduating and you've found a girlfriend, why are you still learning this pretentious stuff?" Chuanmei said with a hint of sourness.

The more outstanding Lin Mo is, the more idiotic he seems, right?

"I'm willing. If you're not convinced, you can learn it too," Lin Mo said, spreading his hands.

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei's eyes lit up. She suddenly noticed a long sword in the glass display case in the living room. She then tossed the spear to Director Wang and opened the glass display case herself, taking the Longquan sword, which could only cut iron, into her hand.

With a whoosh, the longsword was drawn, its blade gleaming menacingly, and even the surrounding temperature seemed to drop a few degrees.

Of course, these are all just the imagination of the Sichuan girl. In reality, there are no special effects at all. Even the "whoosh" sound when the sword is drawn is just the sound dubbed by the Sichuan girl herself.

"How about it, everyone? Am I handsome or not? From the moment I held this sword, I became the master of swordsmanship!" The Sichuan girl casually twirled her sword and said pretentiously.

Seeing this, Miss Yuan, sprawled on the sofa, didn't even bother to roll her eyes at him, and said with a look of disgust, "You're treating this defective product bought on Pinduoduo like a treasure? This thing can't even cut a watermelon! What, are you, the leader of swordsmanship, going to use this sword to give people a back massage?"

Unfortunately, Miss Yuan had seen the sword as soon as he bought it. She even took it out and played with it, but the feeling of holding it was really not good, and the workmanship looked mediocre. In particular, it couldn't even cut a watermelon. Miss Yuan thought he had bought a defective product. So this thing had been sitting with him for several months, untouched.

It's said that no concept-level item is weak, but Lin Mo has never actually used this thing since he bought it, and now it can only be used as a decoration at home.

"Huh, is it really that bad?" the Sichuan girl asked in disbelief.

Lin Mo nodded: "It's not sharpened, I bought it just for fun!"

"Never mind, it doesn't matter. What do you guys think? How about I make a short martial arts film? I've seen that martial arts bloggers are quite popular online these days," the Sichuan girl said, sounding somewhat tempted.

He's not a blogger who specializes in any particular field; he takes a "win-win" approach, trying out all sorts of methods.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked the Sichuan girl up and down: "Martial arts? You? Do you know it?"

"It's just practicing swordsmanship, anyone can do that. Didn't you use the Mad Demon Sword Technique to cut down rapeseed flowers when you were a kid?" the Sichuan girl said confidently.

Lin Mo and Wang Chu were speechless at these words; they had no choice but to accept it, as they had indeed used it before.

Seeing this, the class monitor couldn't help but advise, "The idea is good, but if you want to shoot better, you still need to learn a bit. At least the movements need to be filmed in a better way. Then we'll dress you in an ancient-style outfit, and that will be a pretty good piece of work!"

"What's so difficult about that? Wait here, I'll learn right away!" With that, the Sichuan girl quickly opened her phone, found some martial arts bloggers' swordplay instruction videos, and began to learn step by step.

An hour and a half later, the Sichuan girl learned a simple combo from the video and then practiced it haltingly in front of everyone.

The movements are very simple: step forward to hang the sword, step forward to pierce the sword, raise the knee to strike the sword, step into a T-stance to point the sword, step back into a bow stance to retract the sword, step forward to lift the sword, and perform an outer wrist flourish.

Originally, this sword technique was used by people in a very elegant and free style, and even had a sense of power.

But after Chuanmei used it, everyone fell silent.

He Xiaoyue: "A sword that fears death and clings to life?"

Wang Chu: "May I ask if you are a disciple of Dongfang Bubai?"

Class monitor: "You don't need to castrate yourself to learn this sword technique? Even the Taiyin Sword Technique isn't this sinister, is it?"

Lin Mo: "Why don't you change into women's clothes? I have a feeling you're about to start making a delicate pinky gesture any second now."

There's no way around it, since Sichuan girls naturally have feminine features, and when they use this sword technique, coupled with their incredibly flexible bodies, it always gives the impression that Sichuan girls have uninstalled QQ.

"Get lost! I... I'm just not familiar with it yet. Wait until I get the hang of it, I'll be a force to be reckoned with!" the Sichuan girl retorted.

He used to use the Mad Demon Sword Technique, and suddenly having to use this orthodox sword technique made him feel uncomfortable all over, so he naturally felt restricted when he tried to use it.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan burst into laughter: "You're kidding me! Why don't we just give up? With your skills, anyone who didn't know better would think you learned them from your master's wife."

This time, the Sichuan girl completely broke down.

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't learn it from my teacher's wife!"

In response, Lin Mo laughed and said, "The Sword of Greed for Life and Fear of Death, the Sunflower Manual, the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual, or Master's Wife's Sword Technique—choose one!"

"You...you guys!!!" Chuanmei was trembling with anger. He had finally managed to stand up for himself and show netizens his manly side, but he was unexpectedly dealt such a blow.

After saying that, she rushed out of the living room and ran away in tears.

After the Sichuan girl was embarrassed and left, a huge burst of laughter erupted in the living room.

Ten minutes later, Li Shiya, dressed in a horse-face skirt, stood in front of everyone, holding a long sword, and once again demonstrated the sword technique she had just performed.

Miss Yuan nodded: "Mmm~~ That's it~~"

Everyone:
(End of this chapter)