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Chapter 954 Open the safety lock and release it!!
The Sichuan girl had no choice but to be forced into becoming like Li Shiya by a few people.

There's no way around it, but a Sichuan girl dressed as a man wielding a sword does look effeminate. Of course, this is also related to his lack of skill. However, it makes much more sense when she's dressed as a woman, at least it looks much more fitting.

It received unanimous praise, and the Sichuan girl completely gave up on the idea that nothing was more important than making money.

This month, he's going to make back all the money he lost in the stock market. Since he doesn't sell products, he's willing to take on any kind of advertising.

For self-media bloggers, promoting products and advertising are completely different. You can advertise however you want, but netizens are already able to tell the difference.

For example, many bloggers have done ads offering 888 or 8888 freebies for downloading games, or giving away the latest mobile phone by clicking links in the comments section. These ads are obviously fake, and only a fool would believe them.

Netizens didn't believe it, but bloggers treated these ads like tasks to complete—if they could make money, why not?

However, live-streaming e-commerce is different. If the quality of the goods is very good, it's not a big deal. But if there are problems with the products being sold, the influencer will likely be implicated.

Some bloggers chose to play dead, while others chose to face their mistakes and bear the losses for their followers. Why is Gang Ge, who manages a fishpond, called a real man by his followers? It's because when he discovered that there was a problem with the products he was promoting, he didn't run away but instead took the initiative to bear the losses. His reputation is getting better and better, and now his traffic is also very good.

The Sichuan girl has always avoided live-streaming e-commerce because she feels it's too risky and she can't handle it.

"Come on, Mo-zai, let's go out and have some fun. What are you doing at home all by yourself?" Miss Yuan invited.

Hearing this, Lin Mo shook his head, pointed to the laptop on the table, and said, "No, Sister Yuan, I still have to write my thesis. I'll write a little each day, and it'll add up, so it won't be tiring!"

Although he didn't have a plan for his time, he didn't want to be like other students who stayed up all night writing their papers the week before they were due.

Now he writes a little every day, which doesn't take much time and doesn't interfere with his other things. He even has plenty of time to work on the main text and check for plagiarism, ensuring that there are no problems with the paper.

Although the diploma is not that important to him now, it is still the result of more than ten years of studying.

Six years of primary school, three years of junior high school, three years of senior high school, and four years of university, totaling sixteen years. If you include kindergarten and preschool, it could easily be close to twenty years.

All these years of studying for a degree might not even be of any use in the end; it's quite disheartening to think about.

Fortunately, he doesn't plan to pursue graduate studies; otherwise, it would have taken at least three more years.

Since having a shopping page and achieving initial financial freedom, Lin Mo suddenly realized that youth is his most precious asset right now.

He must take advantage of his youth to travel more, see more, and enjoy the beauty of the world. He has no plans for what comes after graduation; he just wants to enjoy life.

As for the restaurant, to be honest, it's just a way for him to have something to do right now. The restaurant is just a safety net and it's not that important. Because one day, a shopping page might suddenly pop up with an item that could earn him two or three years' worth of income from the restaurant, or even more. So the existence of the restaurant won't hinder his enjoyment after graduation at all. He can just relax and relax.

"Why do you insist on making things difficult for yourself when you could have done it for a little money? Are you out of your mind?" Miss Yuan said, exasperated.

She could understand why Squad Leader Wang and the others were reluctant to spend that money, but Lin Mo didn't lack that amount, so why bother?

Lin Mo shook his head at this: "I still stand firmly with my classmates. As for Chuanzi, he is a traitor among us!"

"Damn it, explain yourself clearly, what do you mean by 'cum inside'?" Li Shiya, dressed as a woman, broke down in her defenses.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue burst into laughter: "Haha, you three really are roommates! If Lao Mo hadn't already reached the pinnacle of his life, the three of you should really form a group and make some short videos together. You'd definitely be a hit!"

"A trio? Mo Zai has one, him, me, and Awei, the three of us are the Eternal Trident," Miss Yuan said.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl's eyes lit up. She then reached out and grabbed Lin Mo and Wang Chu with one arm each, excitedly saying, "Why don't the three of us actually form a group and try it out? There are a lot of bloggers on the internet these days who make videos in groups!"

"I refuse! I feel that teaming up with the two of you will definitely not end well. It can't be a handsome and charming duo, right? I'm definitely handsome, Director Wang is the duo, and as for you... hehe~~" Lin Mo slapped Chuan Mei's hand away and sneered.

"What the hell do you mean? Am I only good for being a bully?" the Sichuan girl said, breaking down in her defenses.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo shrugged and said, "Aren't you one?"

“I think the three of them are like the cockroach bully, the spider detective, and the scorpion trio—they’re all pretty abstract,” He Xiaoyue chimed in. Miss Yuan nodded in agreement: “Indeed, as long as there’s no Shark Chili, it’s fine. Shark is a pretty lousy guy!”

Originally, when He Xiaoyue called them the Cockroach Bully Trio, the three of them didn't think much of it. But when Miss Yuan said that Shark Chili was a bad guy, the three of them immediately became indignant.

Lin Mo: "Shark Chili is bad? He's the most flawless person there!"

Sichuan girl: "Kabuto just eats and drinks all day long. He just sits there and doesn't work. All he does is eat. Even Kinkame Jiro has to work. Why shouldn't Kabuto work?"

Director Wang: "When I was a kid watching this cartoon, my dad would say that Shark Chili was a big shot, a bank executive, a stock market tycoon, with super strong business skills. He fought with Kabuto and the others every day but didn't neglect his own job. If he were around today, he would definitely be a workplace elite!"

Lin Mo: "Exactly! What could Kabuto, with his head that popped out of his butt, possibly know? He's only good because he has the protagonist's halo. Otherwise, he wouldn't even be worthy of shining Shark Chili's shoes!"

The three of them, one after another, left Miss Yuan speechless.

When I was a kid, I really liked Kabuto when I watched this cartoon. I also thought that Shark Chili was really bad. But I was young at the time and my values ​​weren't fully developed, so I naturally thought that the protagonist was a good guy and that anyone who went against the protagonist was a bad guy.

But now they've grown up. Characters who used to seem like villains now seem to have their own agendas. Characters who used to seem like good guys now seem disgusting.

If we carefully summarize the characteristics of the main characters in the cartoons we watched as children, we will find that they have no clear goals for the future, their life value is to prevent others from realizing their dreams, they act alone or in small groups, they are always angry, they are relatively passive, and they only know how to fight back after something happens or when others come to their door.

On the other hand, what about those villains we once thought were villains? They have grand ideals and ambitions. To achieve their goals, they never slack off. They work hard every day, diligently and conscientiously, even resorting to unscrupulous means. Moreover, they always act in groups, and they are not discouraged even if they fail.

He could name many similar animated films, such as Train Hero Trio and Shark Chili Gang. As for domestic ones, of course, there's the one about the pig that only eats lollipops.

"Huh? Now that you mention it, it seems to be true!" Miss Yuan frowned slightly and sighed.

Seeing this, the class monitor asked, somewhat puzzled, "Wait, what are you boys thinking about? Do you guys discuss these things in private?"

"I thought you guys in the boys' dorms usually just talked about which girls in our school are pretty," He Xiaoyue remarked.

Lin Mo chuckled and said, "Sorry, I don't know what other boys' dorms are like, but in our dorm, apart from the girls, we've discussed almost everything. It's all about history, from the history of various dynasties and the Republic of China to Western countries, international conflicts, the ultimate mysteries of the universe, whether extraterrestrial life exists, and who took my toilet paper. It's like we're having a debate!"

“That’s right. The things we talk about before and after lights out in our dorm are different. Before lights out, Lao Zhao can still make a phone call to his girlfriend, and we can ask if there are any pretty girls. After lights out, we talk about how to break the deadlock in all the classic battles!” Chuanmei nodded in affirmation.

Wang Chu slammed his fist on the table: "I told you long ago, the S Alliance will never disintegrate under my control!"

Everyone:
What women imagine a boys' dormitory to be: breakfast, lunch, and beautiful girls; what they actually think of a boys' dormitory to be: politics, history, and peanuts.

But there is often a process involved. At the beginning, people talk about games, snacks, or a certain school beauty, but these are all mentioned casually, and the discussion begins from there.

But then someone in the crowd will suddenly come up with a brilliant idea and shout, "I don't understand!" In an instant, someone who has almost forgotten all about the two linear equations will transform into a politician, military strategist, or historian.

Official histories are so-so, but unofficial histories are memorized perfectly. The cultural atmosphere is so rich it's suffocating, and debating with a group of Confucian scholars is just a basic skill.

To put it simply, if those words they spoke had been spoken at night in the 1960s or 70s, and the people had left the next morning, a loud command would have been heard in some back mountain.

[Open the safety lock and release!]

"Alright, alright, I'm scared of you guys. Let's get out of here, let's get out of here. Director Wang is about to mutate, he's such a beast, you guys have such amazing thought processes!" Miss Yuan looked at Director Wang's face, which was turning red, as if he was about to transform into a military strategist, and decisively chose to interrupt the topic and run away.

She has no interest in this kind of thing. She'd rather spend that time figuring out where to get some fries. She only ate a bowl of rice for lunch today and wasn't very full.

"Waaaaah~~ I think Cao Cao shouldn't have fought that battle the way he did, squad leader, don't stop me!"

Wang Chu was also pulled away by the class monitor, quite unwillingly. Although Chuan Mei was still not satisfied, she knew that today was not the time for discussion, and He Xiaoyue was naturally not interested either.

Soon, Lin Mo was alone at home again.

(End of this chapter)