My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.
Chapter 12 Auntie was really too strong!
Chapter 12 Auntie was really too strong!
If given the chance, Chu Haikong would also like to be a traitor like Cao Cao, but if he were the one being cuckolded, that wouldn't feel so good!
Upon hearing Li Wei's words,
Already severely injured, his eyes turned red, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood, shouting, "You brat, you're asking for death!!!"
Chu Haikong should have taken action himself, but he had just been hit hard by Bai Jie, so he was out of breath and couldn't move for the time being. He could only look to his sweet little girl for help.
"Daughter, kill him for me!"
Who knew that the little cotton-padded jacket would suddenly let in the wind at this moment.
"Dad, if we kill him, who will cure Mom's poison? If we can't cure her, won't we all be beaten to death by Mom?"
"But we can't just stand by and watch her get taken advantage of by this brat."
"Heh!" Chu Youling gave a resentful sneer, interrupting her father: "You didn't tell me this before. Didn't you say that as long as we could find the loophole, nothing else mattered?"
What a great act of filial piety, family members!
really,
Every boomerang eventually returns!
Chu Haikong never expected that his words would hit him right between the eyebrows in such a way, especially since they were aimed at by his own daughter.
Hey,
Caught between a fierce wife and a meticulous daughter, even if he works hard to do things for them, he is only met with indifference as if it were his due. If he does something wrong, he will be ridiculed.
But what can you do if you're wronged? — Of course, you choose to forgive her!
But forgiveness is one thing.
Now it's a matter of whether I'll get another hat on my head.
Chu Haikong absolutely cannot tolerate this!
"Even if I die today, even if I jump off this cliff, I will never let him touch a single hair on your mother's head!"
"Oh? Is that so?" Chu Youling said quietly, "But we have already found a loophole in the Heavenly Dao."
Chu Haikong's expression froze instantly. Upon closer inspection, he discovered that the data stream-condensed beads inside the still-open jewelry box were emitting a captivating glow.
That's right.
It is indeed a loophole in the laws of Heaven!
Once you obtain its core code, you can load vulnerability entries for yourself, thus breaking free from the shackles of the Heavenly Dao and having the hope of becoming an immortal and ascending to the highest heavens.
Chu Haikong swallowed hard and said with difficulty, "But..."
"Dad, you're confused! He's already married to the Corpse Demon. This jewelry box is the betrothal gift. Do you think he can still leave?"
"No one but our family knows what happened today."
"If Mom were sober, she would definitely support it, right?"
Chu Haikong's face gradually flushed red. After holding back for a long time, he suddenly said ferociously, "You brat! You think I'll agree just because you say that? Unless he wears a condom! Don't even think about it!!!"
Does wearing a mask mean you're not cheating?
Li Wei helplessly covered his forehead.
It's confirmed.
Not only are there demons and ghosts, but even these cultivators are not normal!
A gay man's cat, a daughter who wets her pants, a cuckolded father, and a mother in heat.
How dare they negotiate with me!
"You two, father and daughter, shut up! First of all, this is my house, and everything here belongs to me. What gives you the right to act like you're taking advantage of me? Be careful, or I'll have my wife take your dog lives!"
"Secondly!"
"I, Li, have never worn one! Who are you to dare ask me to change my habits?"
"Last and most importantly, there are only a few minutes left until the auspicious time. Who are we going to look down on with such a short time?"
While Li Wei was pointing at them and cursing, he secretly opened the panel of the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system and sacrificed the jewelry box in his hand.
You want me to throw up what I've already eaten?
No way!
Under the same roof, all of Li Wei's actions were under the sight of Chu Haikong and his daughter Chu Youling, but they still couldn't see how the thing disappeared.
The two of them froze for a moment, then forgot all about fatherly love and filial piety, and exclaimed, "Where is it?"
"If you want it, then kneel down and beg me!"
Li Wei's nonchalant attitude infuriated the father and daughter.
But even if they wanted to do something, it was too late, because Bai Jie, radiating pink steam, had already entered.
As one of the most powerful individuals present, she was not only at her peak, but also in a berserk state due to the corpse energy of the demonic corpse, making her far stronger than before. If Chu Haikong hadn't been injured, he might have been able to put up a fight with her.
But even if everyone combined, they couldn't beat her now!
"Whoo~~~"
Having lost her mind, Bai Jie exhaled a heavy breath of lust evaporating from her blood. She raised her beautiful eyes and swept her gaze over the girl Chu Youling, the crippled white cat, and Chu Haikong, who had long been drained.
Finally, it settled on Li Wei!
An antidote?!
Bai Jie suddenly rushed over as if she had gone mad.
The speed of Foundation Establishment cultivators is simply too fast!
Before Li Wei could react, he was embraced by a burning hot body.
He originally wanted to enjoy the fun of NTR in person, but a huge force came from behind, squeezing him so hard that his eyes almost popped out.
It seems I oversimplified things.
It's important to understand that Foundation Establishment cultivators are not just about speed.
Having cultivated to this level, one's life essence is no longer that of a human. Every gesture exudes immense power; in a moment of excitement, she might just crush your head like the demonic woman in the black robe!
Therefore, in this world of cultivation, not just anyone can become a villain like Cao Cao.
If it weren't for the "leveraged gold body" that Li Wei had obtained through loans, even if he had a body of steel, he would have been crushed into dust by now, right?
"Get out of my way!"
In a panic, Li Wei immediately unleashed a Five Thunder Heart Technique.
Moreover, because of his experience, he was ruthless this time, preparing to go straight to the point.
But Bai Jie and Chu Youling are different. One is an inexperienced Qi Refining noob, while the other is a seasoned Foundation Establishment veteran. Their reactions to the same moves are also different.
not to mention,
Bai Jie is a thunder official!
What difference is there between a mere minor mastery of the Five Thunder Mind Technique and showing off one's limited skills in front of the Thunder Official?
Let's talk about it when you've mastered it to the point of being able to use it freely and effortlessly!
Then, a bolt of lightning was unleashed, but Bai Jie grabbed it and crushed it instantly!
"not good!!"
Li Wei felt a blur before his eyes and was pushed to the ground. Then, the enthusiastic aunt came over and prepared to feed him sugar water.
If he were to sit down like that, he would truly be disgusted!
Heavenly Dao 1.0! Hurry up and give me my rewards, or you'll be without a host!!
Little brat,
You've remembered me now?
The Heavenly Dao 1.0 panel appeared before their eyes, but no one noticed it, as if it didn't exist at all.
next moment,
A green light emanated from above.
[Sacrifice complete!]
[A total of 17 items were offered as sacrifice. 10 of them contained rules that were too chaotic and therefore most of their content was incompatible with this system and had little reference value. They have all been returned to the inventory.]
[The other seven valuable reference items have been included.]
[Review: Absolutely unique!]
Once again, you have single-handedly propelled the development of the entire Heavenly Dao!
[Reward: Access to draw Dao Body attribute entries, and 50,000 top-grade spirit stones.]
Li Wei no longer cared about his Dao Body; as soon as he got the 50,000 top-grade spirit stones, he immediately recharged them to improve his proficiency in the Five Thunder Heart Technique!
Unexpected?
Can I add some?
Thus, the originally minor Thunder Magic entered the inner sanctum, successfully surpassing the understanding of Bai Jie, the Thunder Official, and descended upon this place in a way that she could not stop!
The third-ranked scholar, Lang Lang, grinned maliciously and pointed at her weakness, saying:
"Auntie! I'm still a child!!!"
Do you know how much psychological damage molestation inflicts on a child?
Puff,
As Bai Jie spat out fresh blood, he also expelled all the corpse energy of the demonic corpse.
If there were a public chat right now,
A string of "surrender" messages will probably float across the screen.
It's GG!
My aunt!
(End of this chapter)
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