My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 13 Father's love is as high as a mountain, and I am the Foolish Old Man!
Bai Jie probably never imagined that after serving as a lightning officer for over thirty years, he would one day be electrocuted to the point of wetting his pants.

She never imagined that not long ago, her daughter had done the same thing, and was even lying in almost the same spot!

Li Wei!

You have no heart!

Two women were electrocuted at the same time.
Is this how you're supposed to use the Five Thunder Heart Technique?

to be frank,
Li Wei himself thought so too.

So when he withdrew his hand, he himself felt that the lightning magic was no longer clean.

From the beginning until now, this method has only been used a few times, and each time it has been used to attack the lower body, which doesn't seem very proper.

But then I thought about it again...
Why care about good or evil when fighting? As long as it works, that's all that matters.

Li Wei's expression gradually became indifferent.
Bai Jie's eyes gradually turned resentful.

Yes,
Although the corpse poison was cured, she was still unhappy.

Damn it, I finally have a legitimate reason to sneak a bite!

My husband has agreed, as long as we use a condom.

And then you actually saved me?
Why don't you just die, you brat!

However, she still felt a lingering sense of satisfaction when she thought about the thunderous attack just now.

So this is how you can play with lightning? Next time, I'll let that good-for-nothing try it out!

Chu Haikong, unaware that he would one day become his wife's sex toy, excitedly exclaimed, "Honey, that's great! You're alright!"

"Yes! That's great..." Bai Jie stood up, awkwardly covering his soaked pants with the hem of his shirt.

Chu Youling watched this scene thoughtfully.

Did I also detoxify in this way, without being ruined?

But how did he know I wasn't even fully grown yet?

Chu Youling still felt that Li Wei was highly suspicious.

Of course,
None of this matters.

The key question now is—where are the vulnerabilities?

Where did you take my huge core, which is a loophole in the Heavenly Dao?
The three members of the Chu family surrounded Li Wei, trapping him in the middle and beginning to search him.

"Hey, hey, hey! You can't touch that!" Li Wei grabbed the soft little hand that was reaching down and took a look.

When she realized no one was paying attention, she even licked Li Wei's lips.

Squad leader,

Your mom has a high fever!
Chu Youling, who accidentally witnessed this scene, was so angry that she almost ground her teeth to powder!

She stood between the two, grabbed Li Wei by the collar, and said, "Li Wei, hand over the loophole in the Heavenly Dao."

"I traded my entire life's happiness for this dowry, and you want to take it away with just a word? Where is there such a good deal?"

Li Wei tilted his head back, looking like a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water.

However, just in case, he still secretly glanced at his system panel.

It's confirmed.
The fact that the beaded hairpin made of the vulnerability data is still there indicates that it is not compatible with Tiandao 1.0.

Why are you sacrificing your local vulnerability to my 1.0 version of the Heavenly Dao? This vulnerability is impossible for me to exploit; it's completely meaningless.

If this is the case,

If it really comes to a critical moment, it's not that you can't hand it over to save your life!

But we must agree on a price first!
"What will it take for you to hand it over?"

"Ha! Didn't I say from the beginning that if you kneel down and beg me, I might give it back to you?"

Li Wei was vengeful.

He'll manipulate them the way they manipulated him before.

Yes,
His cultivation level is inferior to that of this family of three, and he might not even be able to defeat Chu Youling.

But in this era, cultivation level is only one of the powers that cultivators possess, and it is not even considered a key power.

Vulnerabilities, resources, wealth, power, status. Under the Nine Heavens hierarchy system jointly created by the gods and Buddhas and the Heavenly Dao, these things are sometimes the true source of power!

Just like now,
Li Wei, being the weaker party, easily manipulated them simply because he had access to a loophole.

and,

They were very cooperative.

"Phew! It was that simple?"

Once Chu Haikong was certain that Li Wei wasn't joking, he actually knelt down before him.
Moreover, the dignified Lei Li actually smiled and said, "Little Li, no, Master Li! Please, just give us that vulnerability core."

Because the other party knelt down so quickly, Li Wei hadn't even had time to react.

Oh no,
Even if you resist, struggle, or show a humiliated expression, that would be fine.

That's how I get pleasure.

But now, it's utterly boring.

Just how has the local Heavenly Dao tamed cultivators?
To obtain the vulnerability, Chu Haikong had completely abandoned his dignity: "Now that I've knelt down, can you give us the vulnerability? If that's not enough, I'll spin you around or bark like a dog!"

For the sake of his family, for the future of his children, and for the future of the Chu family, he could endure it!
This is his responsibility!

However, the way he forced a smile made Li Wei almost develop a fear of marriage.

Oh my god!
Uncle Chu, you're so confused!

Heaven's will favor people like you the most.

After all, having a family makes things easier. Buying a house, baby formula, education—one mountain after another presses down on you, and you won't be able to turn your life around for five hundred years!
Thankfully, my wife was a corpse.
and many more.

Li Wei suddenly thought of a question and asked, "Can a demon corpse get pregnant?"

"This……"

The Chu couple exchanged a glance and said, "It shouldn't be possible, as the previous Heavenly Dao had restrictions in this regard."

"But this is the vulnerability center now, and it's really hard to say what might happen?"

Li Wei's expression changed drastically, and he suddenly looked up to the sky and shouted, "I want to annul the engagement!!!"

Father's love is like a mountain, and I am like the Foolish Old Man who moved mountains; no one can use this mountain to suppress me!
What kind of time traveler gives birth right away?
I haven't had enough fun yet!

As if a thunderbolt had struck, the entire illusionary realm trembled.

"You accepted my betrothal gifts and now you want to back out of the marriage? Too late!"

"Come quickly and let's consummate our marriage, my husband!"

"Quack quack!"

A bright red ribbon flew in from outside like a snake and wrapped around Li Wei's waist.

"Oh no! The loophole is still with him. Once the wedding ceremony is over, we won't be able to get it back!" The Chu family of three quickly grabbed him.

But this red silk is a natal magic treasure of a Golden Core cultivator, and even if they try their best, they cannot untie it.

As the red silk ribbon began to move outwards, Li Wei, realizing something was terribly wrong, cried out in alarm, "Put it on! Put it on quickly!!"

Chu Haikong roared, "Who carries a condom around after getting married?! Are you looking for death?"

Li Wei looked at Bai Jie with pleading eyes, but the latter shyly turned her head away: "I only have one, and I've used them all before."

Li Wei finally looked at Chu Youling. "Sigh, I was really desperate and resorted to any doctor I could find. How could a high school student know this?"
To everyone's surprise, the class monitor actually pulled one out of his pocket.

Li Wei's eyes lit up.
"want to?"

Chu Youling tossed her hair: "This was originally meant for my true love, but how about I sell it to you for a discount, by exploiting a loophole?"

The loophole that the Chu family longed for was considered garbage by the Heavenly Dao 1.0 system; it was completely useless and just took up space in their inventory, so Li Wei couldn't absorb it at all.

So he just threw the trash out!

"quick!!!"

Chu Youling took the loophole and sneered, "Ha! Men!"

Even though they said they weren't used to using condoms, they were still afraid of taking responsibility when it came to the end.

Scumbag!

Chu Youling eventually handed over the trap she was holding.

But because she wanted to see Li Wei's panicked expression, she deliberately slowed down.

So, just as Li Wei's finger was about to touch that thin layer of latex,
The red silk suddenly tightened!
"Chu Youling!!"

I hate you!!!

"Ahhhhhh~~~~~"

Li Wei's voice gradually faded into the distance.

After a long moment of silence,
Chu Hailong said:

"This feud has gotten really big!"

"But thankfully, he probably won't be coming back."

P.S.: Remember this formula, it will be on the test later!
(End of this chapter)