My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 14 Sister Corpse, please advise!
The most regrettable thing in life is to miss out on something when you need it most.

"Damn Chu Youling, I was so close!"

Li Wei was taken away.

In just a few seconds, he had arrived at an ancient ancestral hall.

The ancient bricks and tiles, gloomy and solemn, still exude a chilling aura even when decorated with lanterns and colorful streamers.

The meticulously arranged red silk, like spider silk, crisscrossed around the tall female corpse wearing a wedding dress and a red veil, forming a large net that made it hard for Li Wei to breathe.

behind her,

Two coffins, one black and one red, stood on the parents' side, half buried in the ground and half exposed. You could vaguely see that the coffin lids were cracked, and two solemn-faced old people were smiling kindly inside the coffins.

Finally, on the wall where the names of Heaven, Earth, Ruler, Parents, and Teacher should have been hung, dozens of purplish-black memorial tablets were densely arranged and stacked together, high above like overlapping mountains, and at this moment, voices could be heard coming from them.

"Is this the groom?"

"He seems quite handsome, but he doesn't look very unlucky."

"No, no, I've looked at this person's birth chart, and he's absolutely doomed."

"You're kidding me! If your calculations were accurate, would we have all died and ended up in this godforsaken place as NPCs? And didn't you hear those little devils say that this guy cultivated lightning magic? Lightning magic practitioners can have such bad luck?"

"Indeed, thunder is favored by the Heavenly Dao, cleansing away all filth; it's practically the nemesis of bad luck! Jiang Ying! Have you come to the wrong person this time?!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Ying, the Corpse Demon, was stunned: "Really? If they didn't meet the requirements, they wouldn't have been able to enter the village in the first place."

Although Liukuaiban Village doesn't have any access control system, the village's rules are actually everywhere.
The Five Elements govern destiny, the four seasons evolve, spring and autumn cycle, and the sun rises and sets. Everything in the world operates according to these rules.
Even the Heavenly Dao and those gods and Buddhas sitting high in the heavens are all under the rule, and no one can escape it, let alone a small loophole illusion.
Even though this place is chaotic and distorted, creating unique "loophole rules" that can reverse, destroy, and influence the external natural order, loophole rules are still rules and have their own system.

If Li Wei did not meet the requirements of the "bride" in Liukuaiban Village, he would never be able to enter. Therefore, Jiang Ying never considered the possibility of Lei Xiu being unlucky.

"Jiang Ying, are you confused? Have you forgotten how you broke through the restrictions of the Heavenly Dao to obtain the Bewitching Heart Dao Body?"

There are vulnerabilities beyond vulnerabilities!

There are more than one loophole in this world, and anything can happen unexpectedly.

This kid might be cheating too!

The old fox is still the most cunning. The problem that Jiang Ying couldn't see, these old ghosts who had been dead for even longer could—Li Wei had a cheat code!
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could they possibly lie to me about the wedding ceremony I painstakingly planned!"

Jiang Ying's face was contorted with rage. He grabbed Li Wei and forced him to kneel down.

"Bowing to Heaven and Earth!!"

boom!
As a result, the entire ancestral hall suddenly trembled as if an earthquake had occurred, followed by a burst of bright red "auspicious energy" that gushed from the ground like a spring and enveloped the newlyweds.

If you look closely, you'll also find that within this festive atmosphere, there are actually strings of code flashing like a data stream.

Vulnerability!!
There's even a loophole in the Heavenly Dao within this illusion!

It was this that allowed the Demon Corpse to break free from the restrictions of Heaven and acquire a Dao Body.

It is precisely this flawed illusion that has evolved; all the rituals and all the ghostly corpses are the necessary nutrients for survival within this flawed realm.
It is the true core of this illusion!

However, because its existence is so unique, not only Li Wei, but even such a ghostly creature doesn't know much about it.

All we know is that it uses wedding ceremonies to bring good fortune, while also needing bad luck to counteract the good luck.

They've gotten married now.
Joy has arrived.

Surprisingly, no bad luck appeared on Li Wei!

So this loophole rule, which was like a living thing, was so frightened that it quickly ran away, went back underground, and punished everyone!
boom!
Like a sun exploding here, the loophole rules only slightly modified the "environmental data," causing the rise of yang and the disappearance of yin, bringing unspeakable suffering to these ghosts and corpses that live on yin energy.

"Aaaaaah!" "I knew this kid had found a loophole!"

"He has absolutely no bad luck on him!"

"Who brought him in? I'm going to kill you all!!!"

The old ghosts in the wedding hall wished they could kill the entire Chu family of three, but they had already disappeared after obtaining the loophole in the pearl flower.

Li Wei was left alone to bear the wrath of the demon corpse.

Jiang Ying's expression turned completely cold. Veins bulged on her originally fair and delicate face, and boundless killing intent rose from her entire body.

"it is good!"

"very good!"

"We live in a world of vulnerabilities, yet someone has exploited them!"

"My lord, how should I repay this generous gift?"

Surrounded by the ghosts, Li Wei was not consumed by fear; instead, he turned around and angrily rebuked them:
"I'm just a Qi Refining Level 3 cultivator, and I've stirred up such a huge hornet's nest. You guys are going to take me down. How could I not be unlucky?"

"Is your ritual broken?!"

The ghosts were stunned for a moment, and upon thinking about it carefully, they realized it was true!
If a little white rabbit running into a wolf's den isn't unlucky, then what is?

It's more accurate to say that it's because he's a lightning cultivator, and he's cultivated lightning techniques, that he's ended up in this state. That's incredibly unlucky.

Therefore,
Perhaps it really isn't his fault?

Is this a bug caused by an exploit?
If you can't figure it out, don't bother thinking about it. In any case, anything is possible within the loopholes of the Heavenly Dao.

A restart will solve most of the problems.

All we need to do is wait for someone to enter the vulnerability again, then we can restart the illusion and find out who the problem lies with.

"That's settled then." The old ghosts sighed, then said, "Cook, skin this kid and fry him for us to have with our drinks. Everyone else, disperse."

Jiang Ying stepped forward, complaining, "It's such a waste to give a thunder cultivator to you guys as a snack!"

"How could my Jiang clan produce such a shameless person like you? Can't you tone down your temper a little?"

"Ha! I'm dead, can't I even enjoy myself?"

Without saying a word, Jiang Ying tightened his natal magic weapon, and the spiderweb-like red silk immediately spun up and formed a wedding bed in the wedding hall.

The demonic corpse laughed and said, "My lord, would you rather spend a night of passion with me before you die, or be taken out by those old geezers and eaten as a snack?"

Li Wei glanced at the memorial tablets with their bared teeth, then at the beautiful women beside them.
Do I even need to explain how to choose?
It is said that even a day as husband and wife brings a hundred days of kindness.

If I try a little harder, she might change her mind and spare my life.

If all else fails,

That's all.
Li Wei glanced at his own entry, which stated he had a 1 in 1000 chance of instant kill, and realized that he wasn't entirely powerless to resist.

So now the question is...

Does this count as an attack?
Li Wei's eyes darted around, and he said coldly, "Since that's the case, then I'll fight you!"

"Sister Corpse! Please enlighten me!!!"

(End of this chapter)