I became the police station's darling after I could understand what the furry creature was sayi

[When I suddenly received the notification, I thought Xiao Nan's account had been hacked.]

[I was so bored at work when Xiao Nan suddenly started streaming. Isn't that a perfect coincidence? ()]

【Wife!!! Do you know how long it's been since we last saw each other? A day apart feels like three autumns, it's been over two hundred years! Waaaaah!】

Nan Shu: ...

"Sorry, sorry, I was thinking that since it's a weekday and it's midday, I just wanted to chat casually, so I didn't call out in the group."

Nan Shu explained with a smile.

【Hmph ╭(╯^╰)╮, she's angry, and the kind you can't appease.】

Unless my wife gives me a loving kiss.

If she's given to him, I want her too.

I want it too!

Looks like everyone's being really unrestrained with their wives today since the big spender isn't around!

[It's a workday today, so my rich friend is probably at work too. The thought that he has to work just like us makes me feel a bit better; at least I can slack off.]

Because the broadcast started suddenly and was not announced in advance, the number of viewers in the live stream was not high, and it was growing at a relatively slow rate.

[C enters the live stream room]

[A large rat enters the live stream]

[I love corn sausages...]

Every one or two comments, there would be a notification that a fan had joined.

Upon seeing the 'C', Nan Shu inexplicably thought of Yan Nian and his friends, as well as the trio of letters, and couldn't help but take another look at the ID.

The IP address is still in Beijing; it's a new account I just registered yesterday.

Nan Shu's expression was somewhat subtle. Could it be Yan Nian's alternate account?

But then I thought, since Brother Yan Nian has already revealed his alternate account, there doesn't seem to be any need to create another one.

"I'll secretly send you a big red envelope while there aren't many people around."

Nan Shu lowered her voice.

Okay, then keep it down. This isn't very honorable. Let's do it secretly and not tell those people.

【My dear wife, you truly love us the most!】

【*（&%￥！】

[Hey, did your cat accidentally take over your keyboard?]

There weren't many people in the live stream, but the atmosphere was lively, especially after the red envelopes were sent out.

Nan Shu specially sent out a large number of red envelopes, with the main idea that everyone who sees them will receive one.

"As usual, the lucky winner can choose to connect online or ask for another big red envelope."

Nan Shu rested her chin on one hand and said.

"Let's congratulate this lucky baby with the ID 'CornCorn' on becoming the lucky king. Would you like to connect online or ask for another red envelope?"

【Corn Corn: 1】

Does '1' mean a line?

Nan Shu was puzzled.

【Corn Corn: 1】

Before Nan Shu could ask again, the other party's connection request popped up.

by.

The screen is split in two.

When Nan Shu and the viewers watching the live stream saw the 'corncorn' on the other side, they were all stunned.

Hello, hello there, human.

I saw.

The camera showed a parrot about the size of two palms, entirely dark green except for its blue head, several times larger than the iron lotus.

That greeting just now was made by it.

[What?! Has the parrot become a spirit?]

[Xiao Nan: Reversing the Heavenly Gang? Before, it was always the pet officer who connected with the pets to ask them questions. I never thought that one day the pets could connect on their own.]

Was that garbled text you just saw posted by this "corncorn"?

Hearing the voice of its kind, the Iron Lotus flapped its wings and flew over.

The dark green parrot opposite clearly lit up when it saw the iron lotus.

"Wife!!!" "My little wife! You're so beautiful, baby!"

The dark green parrot suddenly lowered its voice and spoke in what it thought was a magnetic voice.

Nan Shu: ?
Iron Lotus: ?

The iron lotus fluttered its wings, its feathers seemingly bursting open, and it began to whimper.

"Who's your wife? You shameless bastard!!!"

This is the first time Nan Shu has encountered such a situation in all her years of live streaming.

Iron Lotus was furious and started spitting out a string of insults through the camera lens.

The dark green parrot continued speaking in human language, "Little wife, don't be angry. You're chubby and so cute!"

Nan Shu: ...

Although I can't understand what the parrot is saying, I know that Tie Lianhua is probably swearing a lot right now.

【plus one】

[This parrot is quite something to have angered the iron lotus like this.]

[Don't even mention it, just imagine yourself in that situation: a beautiful woman suddenly being harassed by a greasy man, wouldn't she be angry? Lotus, don't be angry, don't be angry, come to Auntie's arms!]

Just as the two parrots were arguing heatedly, an apologetic male voice rang out.

"Sorry, sorry, Xiao Nan, I just made a phone call, I didn't expect this guy..."

A man in his early thirties appeared in front of the camera, wearing a gray coral fleece loungewear set, with slightly thinning hair on top.

He was wearing black-rimmed glasses and looked like a programmer or something.

When the dark green parrot saw the man appear, its call for its young wife paused, then it changed its voice and called out, "Husband~~~ you're here~~~"

"I want a kiss, a kiss from me~~~"

For a while.

The man's face instantly turned a deep, purplish-red.

Nan Shu couldn't help but chuckle softly.

She's a professional and usually never laughs unless she really can't help it.

This was the first time she had ever met such an interesting little guy.

The viewers in the live chat were already laughing hysterically.

[Hahaha! I finally understand why Zhen Huan poisoned the parrot to make it mute.]

Is this guy hiding under your bed every day, eavesdropping?

This kid is amazing! Seriously, you should enroll him in an extracurricular class; who knows, he might get into Tsinghua or Peking University!

Seeing the comments on the screen, the man's face turned even redder.

"cough…"

Nan Shu cleared her throat, feeling that if she didn't speak up, the owner of the dark green parrot would be so embarrassed that he would just burrow into the ground.

"So, the video call request just now was also made by this little guy?"

The man nodded, his eyes darting around, not daring to look at Nan Shu.

Nan Shu glanced at the dark green parrot, surprised that the little guy was so smart.

"Is such that……"

Nan Shu briefly recounted how he became the luckiest person, "Since it was a misunderstanding, we can choose again, would you like to get a consultation online or send a red envelope?"

"It's okay, the red envelope was snatched by Corn, not me. Corn chose to connect, so let's connect then. I'm sorry, Xiao Nan, for causing you trouble."

The man apologized.

"fine…"

Nan Shu suppressed a laugh, "Corn is cute."

"He just talks a lot..."

The man added with a helpless smile.

But Nan Shu could tell that Yumi was very pampered in the man's home, otherwise he wouldn't have let Yumi play on her phone so freely.

Yumi is healthy and can eat a lot, so there's nothing she needs to ask. After apologizing repeatedly, the man hung up the phone.

Although it was a misunderstanding, the viewers in the live stream had a good time, except for the 'victim' Tie Lianhua.

Nan Shu raised her hand and stroked its little head, gently comforting it.

Iron Lotus hummed twice, squinted its eyes, and let Nan Shu stroke it.

Nan Shu smiled, wondering if she should send another red envelope, when a PK request popped up. (End of Chapter)