Yin marriage

Being said to be a savior, no matter if it’s life or nonsense, at least I’m proud of it, at least it’s a disguised affirmation, so I turned around and said to Master: Master, you always do the math. Is it destined to be a great hero who slays demons and demons?

The master had a gloomy face, and snorted, "It's not so much you, it's better to set up a trick to get the old man to come, but this calculation is wrong, and the ghosts and gods ask good and bad luck, I can still count." , Catching ghosts and subduing demons, my master never taught me this.

When Master said this, I really figured it out. I really have nothing special about me other than being very handsome. It is absolutely impossible for me to get rid of demons. That is, I have a master who pretends to be a ghost. Is it true that letting me come is a cover, and the real target is my master?

But Huzi waved his hand and said: No, I also thought about this question. I told Bread at that time that my brother has no ability to catch monsters. As for his master, it is okay to pretend to be a ghost, but it is unreliable to hope for him.I asked her if she was a drunkard, and she said no, no one else can do it, only you are young.

My master is an old urchin with a temper. When Huzi said he was unreliable, he pulled his face and scolded: You little bastard, don’t use aggressive methods. I really don’t know how to catch monsters. Toss, to tell you the truth, I knew it was not easy before I came this time, and I did a lot of calculations, and the hexagram said that Xiao Sanliang had a great luck to come here, so I accompanied him here, afraid of him Missed the opportunity, as for you kid, there is great joy and great sorrow, so prepare yourself mentally.I don't know if Xiao Sanliang can solve the deadlock here, but even if it takes my life, I can still protect him.

At this time, I closed my notebook, stood up, and said to Huzi seriously: I want to see my sister-in-law, is that okay?

I was afraid that he would not understand or misunderstand, so I added a sentence, saying: "It's your sister-in-law who is married to you, Bread."In any case, she is my sister-in-law, and I don't talk nonsense about saving the villagers from the fire and water. If possible, I also want to kill that little turtle.Damn, it almost killed me.

Huzi said with a look of embarrassment: "Then what are you doing seeing her?"

I said: I want to ask her, what needs me to do, within the scope of ability, it is my duty.

Huzi nodded and said, "I'll try."

We moved the incense table from the small black room to the yard, and Hu Zi pointed to the ground and said: "Just put it here, she will be buried here."

He went back to the house and took a handful of paper money. The three of us knelt on the ground. At this moment, I was calm on the surface, but my heart was boiling.

In the dark night, with a dim light, a woman's body is buried in the ground, and we kneel here, wanting to go to hell.This seems to be something that only neuropathy would do.

After Huzi finished worshiping, he stood up, threw a handful of paper money, and said to the air: Bread, my brother wants to see you, she is willing to help, can you come out and see her?

He just stood there, repeating this sentence over and over again. On the fifth time, the lamp hanging in the yard suddenly flapped and went out.

Outside the yard, someone's dog started barking crazily, and I also heard someone crying crazily outside. From the sound, it should be the crazy woman we saw yesterday who claimed to be the king of the mountain stream.

The night was very cold, Huzi was still talking, but at this moment, the air was extremely solemn. Before my eyes, a woman in a red padded jacket, with a pale face and scarlet lips suddenly appeared, standing there cold and ethereal, The feeling is not creepy, but dizzy. I have heard that ghosts are a kind of magnetic field, which can make people dizzy when they are close to people. Now it seems that it is true.

But when I saw her, what I thought in my head was, with such a terrifying image, Hu Zi could have killed her?

When I actually saw it, I was scared and nervous, but I didn't know how to communicate with her. I still went up to her and said, Bread, this is what you said, little Sanliang, he wants to ask you, what do you need him to do.

This woman just looked at me, her eyes were empty, without any expression, she just looked at me like that, I thought to myself that you asked me to save you, please don't need it, come and say a few nice words no?But in the end she only said one sentence: You are here, I will not show up in the future, you have to untie this knot, it is your fate.

After saying this, the light bulb flickered and then turned on again, and the woman in front of her disappeared.Even the crying and barking of dogs outside the yard stopped abruptly. I shook my head, feeling that everything just now was like a dream.What the hell am I?What the hell?But what does a ghost look like?I don't remember anything but the scarlet lips.

I just stayed there until the tiger woke me up and said, "Sanliang, did you understand what she said?"

I shook my head and said: I'm not very clear, what she said didn't seem to mean that I want to save her, but that I should save her, and I owe her my mother?

The master nodded and said, "Yes, that's what she meant. Even without her and without a tiger, this matter is destined to fall on you. Without a tiger, you can still have a dog. Anyway, it's hard to say, I want How can I explain it to you?For example, marriage, you are destined to marry a girl, you can be acquainted with her, you can be in love, you can be a colleague - the way is not the problem, the problem is to marry her, it is your destiny.

I muttered softly: Fate?

There is such a magic stick master, one fate, two luck, three Fengshui, four relying on yin virtue and five reading. I don’t know the sayings. Huzi’s shady wife Bread has always emphasized that this is your life.

This made me feel very uncomfortable. When I was young, I knew that I did not have a prominent family background, nor did I have the determination and perseverance to study hard for ten years and become rich and prosperous. It seems that my fate has already destined me to study a third-rate University, and then busy with their lives like countless young people living in a small dwelling.But at that time, I didn't believe in fate, I believed that my fate was up to me, and the sky wanted me to kill me. At that time, I was young, arrogant, arrogant, naive, impulsive, and self-righteous, but I have been lived countless times over the years The sharpening and sharpening smoothed the edges and corners, making others think that I am more stable and mature than before.

However, I believe in my fate, I am mature and stable, but my passion is gone, my self-confidence is gone, my goal is gone, my drive is gone, and I live like a walking dead. Is this the so-called stability?How many children like me are at a loss for their future in the dead of night?

I spit on the ground very abruptly, and cursed: "Go to hell!"

Master and Huzi didn't know why I made such a sudden movement, they asked me almost at the same time: Sanliang, what's wrong with you?

I didn't make a sound, and said: "It's okay, go to bed, buddy, I want to see, you little brats, why should I assert my life."Lao Tzu is destined, and what is destined.

Hu Zi looked bewildered, but Master smiled and nodded, a secret that must not be revealed, I knew it was such an expression.

After returning to the house, to be honest, after going through this time, I feel that I have nothing to fear, what is there to be afraid of ghosts, I am not afraid of living things, but am I still afraid of you after death?To put it bluntly, if you killed your buddy, I will become a ghost. Can I seek revenge from you?

The past few days have made me mentally exhausted, and this sudden thought made me relax. Master and Huzi were outside arranging the incense table. I lay on the bed and fell asleep very quickly. This sleep, It was dawn.

Today is Huzi's big day. As one of the few wedding guests, I got up early and started to help Huzi tidy up the house. No matter how simple a wedding is, it is also a major event in one's life. Be prepared.

Uncle Dongbei and the girl with a graceful appearance and a rough personality came to the door around nine o'clock, and the food ordered by Huzi was delivered at about the same time. The whole house, I joked, well, with so many dishes, you and your new wife won’t have to go out in a few days, and there’s really nothing to do at home except to do it every day.

Huzi froze for a moment, and said, "Is there anything else to do?"What do you mean?

The older girl at the side gave me a red-faced look, spit out a mouthful of saliva and hummed: Rogue!

I laughed out loud, no matter how aggressive your personality is, you are still an unmarried young girl.At about noon, Hu Zi called someone with a smile on his face. After hanging up the phone, he said to us: "Let's go, pick up the bride."

I just remembered that his phone is very weird. You can make calls, but you just can’t answer the phone. What's the matter?It's very foreign, can you play or not?Did you know?Because you can't get through the phone, if it weren't for the uncle, I would have almost died in the town!

He smiled strangely at me and said, "Amazing, isn't it?"This thing is hard to explain in a few words, I will teach you when I have time.

Just as I was talking, I walked to the entrance of the village, and I saw three people standing there, two women, and a thin, pale man with an over-indulgent appearance and a goatee.This man, I just took a look and didn't look at it-even though I was very curious about the traffickers before.

Why don't you read it?Because those two women are beautiful, really beautiful.It's so beautiful that it makes people tremble, it's so beautiful that it makes people panic, it's so beautiful that it makes people thirsty.

I kicked the tiger, and cursed softly: How much wife do you think you bought?Eight thousand? !

Huzi nodded and said, "Yes, eight thousand. I can't afford more. You know, the house has just been repaired."

I had the heart to kick him to death, and hummed: "Be careful, something is wrong!"Are you brain twitching or what?A girl like this, can you buy it for eight thousand? Some people want 80!

Huzi grinned and said: Then I made a lot of money, didn't I?Can it be resold?

I was suddenly at a loss for words, and almost didn't bring it up in one breath, and cursed in my heart: I'll sell you!

These two girls, with the eyes of my experienced pervert, have a perfect score of [-], definitely more than [-]. I have seen many beautiful women. There are hundreds of island countries on the hard disk of the computer, and there are naked ones. There are also beauties everywhere on the Internet, but such women give people a very unreal feeling, with makeup, plastic surgery and so on.The clothes these two people are wearing are very simple. The style of a few years ago, depending on the material, is probably bought from a street stall, but it looks very decent when placed on the two of them. Both of them have ponytails, black hair, and straight hair. and natural.With good facial features, I can't find any faults. This kind of woman can only be described in one sentence, clear water brings out hibiscus.

What's more, if these two stand together, they can gain points. Why?Because the two of them look alike, they are obviously twins. I want to slap myself twice to see if I am dreaming. Such a woman can really be bought for [-] yuan?To tell the truth without pretending, if it were me, [-] would do it!

Huzi went up to whisper to the man with a goatee who was too sexually indulgent, and stuffed a few packs of good cigarettes in the past. The two women seemed very shy and didn't dare to raise their heads to meet people, which made me even more itchy. These days , There are fewer shy women than aliens!

Taking advantage of Huzi's discussion over there, I wanted to talk to my uncle and master about these two women, men, and their attitude towards beautiful women, regardless of age.But when I looked at the two of them, I found that their faces were darker than the other, and they were full of bitterness and hatred.

I wondered and said: What's the matter?You also feel that it is unrealistic for Baqian to buy such a daughter-in-law?

The two of them ignored me, I followed their gazes, and found that the uncle was staring at the man with the goatee, while the master was looking at one of the women.

I looked at the big Northeast girl and asked: What happened to them?

The eldest sister cupped her hands and said, "Who knows?"Old pervert, old pervert, the older you get, the more perverted you become.

I laughed and said: "My master is lecherous. There is nothing wrong with looking at women. Your father has really strong tastes. Staring at a man is a crime?"

As soon as I finished speaking, Master slapped me on the head and scolded: "I want to fuck you!"That woman was the one in the red coffin that night!I definitely remember it well!

I looked at the woman who was still bowing her head, and said in surprise: "I'm sub-Ao!"No way!

At this time, the uncle also suddenly snorted: 8000 yuan to buy a daughter-in-law?Sanliang, the words of your friend named Huzi are unbelievable, that so-called human trafficker with a goatee, he is not alone at all!

Not alone?I fainted for a moment, and said: "He has accomplices?"

The uncle gave me a blank look and said: I mean him, not a human being.

At this time, the Northeast girl spoke up and said, "You two old gods, don't worry about it. You see such a big sun in the sky. They are fine standing under the sun. How could they be ghosts?"Tsk tsk, these two girls are really juicy, if I were a man, even if I was a ghost, I would recognize it.

Uncle Northeast's face was dark, and he was also very puzzled. Finally, he sighed and said: "It's all my fault that I was not good at learning. If my master is here, everything will be easier."

But my master walked directly towards the two women, pointed at one of them and said coldly: "You think I can't recognize you?"

The woman she spoke of suddenly became flustered, and the next moment, tears streamed down her face.

My heart felt cold, and I thought: It's over, this woman really has a problem.