Yin marriage

As soon as this woman cried, I felt that there was something wrong with her, so I became fully alert unnaturally. A female ghost who can move freely in the sun does not need to be said, it must be profound.

As soon as the woman cried, the goatee who was talking to Hu Zi was not happy, so he came over and pushed the master away, cursing: "What do you mean, old man?"

Huzi also looked at me angrily, and asked: Sanliang, is he trying to make my happy day unhappy?

My master still stared at the woman and said: Pretending?Continue to pretend?Do you really think I didn't see your face clearly when I almost lost my life that day?I'm confused now, that Wang Ba tried every means to lure me to dig your grave at that time, and today you tried your best to marry a mortal?Picture what?

The woman cried pear blossoms with rain, looked up at the master and shook her head and said: Uncle, I really don't know what you are talking about.

After finishing speaking, she looked at Huzi and cried, "If you dislike me and don't want me, just say so, why bother to humiliate me like this?"

Women are the best aphrodisiacs for men. It’s true. When Huzi heard this, his face turned red with anxiety, and he didn’t know how to answer this girl. I, I, I, I didn’t say a second word for a long time, he I could only turn my head and say to Master: You are enough!

When I saw the situation, Master, the old man, was going to be outraged by the public, so I hurried up to smooth things over. I pulled Master and blinked at him desperately and said: "Okay, maybe your old eyesight is dizzy. If there is anything else, can we talk about it later?"

After finishing speaking, I turned around and bowed to the crying girl: "Sister-in-law, I'm really sorry, my master is getting old, and when I was young, I fell into the latrine when I was a child, and my head was a little smoked. Don't be as knowledgeable as him."

Afterwards, I stretched out my hand and said, "Come on, sister-in-law, shake hands. Younger brother Zhao Sanliang and Huzi have been close buddies since [-]. Their friendship is very good."

I just blinked at Master to let me come. Now I stretch out my hand to shake hands with this girl. If she is willing, then judge whether she is a human or a ghost by whether her hands are hot or cold. If she refuses to shake hands, then definitely It is a guilty conscience to be a thief, a mistake, a guilty conscience to be a ghost.

The girl looked at me and slowly stretched out her hand.I was afraid that she would repent, so I hurriedly shook her hand and said with a smile: "It's a pleasure to meet you. In the future, my sister-in-law will help take care of the tiger."

After that, there was nothing else to do, the goat nonsense said there were other things to do, so we didn't save for dinner, we finished the wedding ceremony like this, and then these two beautiful and panicked girls went back to Huzi's yard.

Master quietly approached me and asked in a low voice: How is it?Hot or cold?

I waved my hand and said: It seems that you really wronged the girl, that little hand is as soft as boneless, and you hold it, tsk tsk, 8000 yuan really earned my grandma's house, oh, don't worry, it's hot, hot of!

Master asked uncertainly: Are you sure, it's really hot?

I nodded and said: 100% can't be wrong.

He scratched his head and said to himself: That's weird, I'm absolutely right, after you passed out, I was shocked when I saw a wet corpse in the coffin, but I still pretended Touching the baby calmly, I stretched out my hand, she opened her eyes and looked at me, and I fainted.And such a weird thing, I am quite impressed, how could I miss it?

After finishing speaking, he suddenly became excited, and said: "Little Sanliang, it's not that simple. I think Huzi's wedding is full of strange things. Why don't we go back to Fujian after dinner? I really don't feel at ease."I'm fine with my old bones planted here, but you can't.

I'm good, I've noticed it too, not to mention the current era, it's unbelievable that people can still be bought and sold, even if there is, this girl is only worth [-]?I guess this is a trick, waiting for the tiger to get through it.

Master glared at me, and said: Just thinking about the girl, waiting for the tiger to trick me?I don't think so!Just wait for yours!

As soon as he finished speaking, a dark and joking voice sounded beside us, saying, "Want to leave?late!No one can go!

I was taken aback, and turned around to start cursing, but when I looked back, I found that the so-called mountain stream king was standing behind me, that psychopath with two small, drooping breasts. She was holding a cane, looking faintly. with me.She said that no one can leave, which made me angry, and cursed: You idiot!go away.

She gave me a hey smile.Showing a mouth full of decayed teeth and yellow dies, he said: You will come to look for my lord.

I waved my hand and said: Get out!

After returning to the yard, I was panicked by that lunatic woman just now, just as the tiger was about to set off firecrackers, I said I'll come, you go to greet the bride, after I took the firecrackers, I realized that there was no firecracker in my pocket. Huo'er, really angry, suddenly a nice female voice sounded beside her, the voice made people intoxicated, said: "Are you looking for this?"

I turned around and felt shy all at once, isn't this the very similar girl next to the bride Xigua just now?I saw her holding a lighter in her hand and looking at me with a smile.

To put it bluntly, I have been an otaku for so long, except for the fact that there are beauties in the hard drive, I rarely have contact with girls, let alone beauties of this level, which made me feel awkward.I was a little embarrassed to look at her, took the lighter in a panic, and accidentally touched her hand.

The beauty smiled coquettishly and asked, "Your name is Zhao Sanliang?"What a strange name.

I nodded and said: It's from my parents. When I was young, children always made jokes about me. I was born with only three or two weights. Since I grew up, no fewer than twenty people have asked me the same question.

She seemed to love to laugh, so she smiled again and said, "That old man is your master?"Did you learn martial arts from him?When I heard the word master suddenly, I thought it was from the world of martial arts. By the way, also, when he was a child, did he really fall into the toilet and smoke his head?

Anyway, we were chatting, and I relaxed. This girl seems to be very good at chatting, and from the chatting, I also knew that she is Xigua's younger sister. If it wasn't out of politeness, I would like to ask: Your sister Baqian, Can you sell it for [-] yuan?

At this time, I didn't feel that there was anything wrong, until Huzi called me into the house for dinner, the girl suddenly lowered her head and blushed and said to me: "Zhao Sanliang, my name is Lan Xin."

I submissively praised: "Lan Xin, what a good name."

And in order to express my heartfelt praise, I also repeatedly said: Orchid, orchid, I always feel that orchid is the most beautiful flower, orchid, the heart of orchid.

The next moment, I froze on the spot, as if being clicked, I said incoherently: What did you say!Your name is Lan Xin? !

At that time, didn't the female ghost who had the upper body of the girl from the Northeast once said, let me let you go for the sake of my sister Lan Xin? !

What's happening here?

She looked back at me, blinked innocently, and asked, "Yes, my name is Lan Xin, what's wrong?"

Don't mention my mood at the moment, I don't know whether it's depression or dizziness, I almost couldn't stand upright, and I was about to fall, she quickly supported me, put her hand on my forehead, and said eagerly: "Zhao Sanliang, what's wrong with you?"

I forcefully stabilized my mind, waved to her and said: "It's okay, maybe I haven't had a good rest, help me into the house to rest for a while."

When I entered the room, they had already started eating. Huzi and his new wife were toasting the uncle and the others. Only the master had a dark face and said nothing. Concerned and greeted, he flashed directly into Huzi's room. How could he have an appetite at this time?And I'm already panicked, the countless chains and chains of this matter have made me unable to take care of so much.

I walked into the room, closed the door, lit a cigarette, and tore my hair vigorously.

At this moment, I don't know whether I am crazy or the world is wrong.Because I don't understand what happened to me at all, and what happened to it all.

I smoked three cigarettes in one breath, and when Master knocked on the door, I prevaricated by saying that I needed a break. I turned my head and saw a bottle of medicinal wine just opened by Huzi's bedside.

Alcohol entered my throat, burning my heart and lungs, and a breath of hot air penetrated from the top of my head to the soles of my feet. I slapped myself twice and used old sayings to comfort myself to calm down.

Let it be turbulent, let it go up and down, I will stand still, and my heart will be like a rock.

Until I felt that I had almost calmed down, I took out a pen and paper from my backpack and began to list the things I encountered in great detail. I believe that only by putting everything together can I discover the connection between them. Now I can't find out that I'm involved in what seems to be a conspiracy, and that would be an insult to my IQ.

I picked up a pen and wrote the following words:

Origin: Six years ago when Huzi returned to his hometown to get married, the bride, Bread, accidentally fell off a cliff and died. Because of Huzi’s guilt and Bread’s natal family’s dominance, Huzi was forced to marry a ghost. There is a long love affair between humans and ghosts.

Bread didn't want to hurt Hu Zi by the intercourse between humans and ghosts, but he couldn't be reincarnated because of the vengeful tortoise's obstruction, and the whole Sanlitun was almost full of lonely ghosts.

This year, Bread suddenly said that the time has come to rescue the souls of their entire village, and the rescuer must be me, Zhao Sanliang.And I got my phone number, which is why I came to Sanlituner.

What happened: Master and I were blocked by the tortoise in the earth temple on the way here. It tricked us into opening a red ancient coffin, and there was a woman in this coffin. Master and I almost died because of this.

At night, I had a dream. In the dream, it was the woman in the ancient coffin, half coercing and half seducing me to marry her younger sister.Remember, at first, it was just a dream.

Later, when Uncle Northeast and I were discussing burning the ancient coffin to rescue my unconscious master, the female ghost in the ancient coffin got on the body of the Northeast sister and said something, because of my sister Lan Xin For the sake of saving face, I will forgive you master and apprentice this time.

It was the first time that dream and reality overlapped, and it was the first time I wondered if I was dreaming, or if my soul had really entered a special place and got married.The bride's name is Lan Xin.

Ending: Huzi married a weird and unbelievable woman, not to say that this woman is very weird, but that buying a wife for 8000 yuan may be believed at first glance, after all, the girl's life experience is pitiful.

But after meeting her in person, I realized that this is definitely not a woman that can be bought for 8000 yuan, and this woman's younger sister is a good talker, and she is not the kind of woman who came out of a particularly impoverished mountainous area.

My master believed that the wife Huzi bought, Xigua, was the woman in that ancient coffin.

However, the two sisters have warmth in their bodies and are not afraid of the sun.

The weirdest thing is this younger sister, her name is Lan Xin.

All the doubts: What can I do to save the souls of the whole village, what is so special about me, the dead soul of a dead house?

The reason why the little turtle blocked us at that time was to kill us?Or push us into a bigger mystery? ——Because if it wasn’t for that night, it would be impossible to have my erotic dream, let alone the weird life experience of Sister Lan Xin, I would come to Sanlitun’er normally, drink Huzi’s wedding wine, and lament his shit luck Finding such a good wife, I may even chase after this lovely and charming girl, Lan Xin.

When I wrote this, the pen paused for a long time, because I felt that I seemed to have captured a hint of conspiracy.

The little turtle's conspiracy - it doesn't want Master and I to die, but to make us both suspect Sister Lanxin and Watermelon.

This point is a reverse method - without the obstruction of the little turtle, I would not doubt the two sisters.

The little turtle intercepted - leading me to doubt now.

The result of the matter was the purpose of the little turtle at that time.It's just to make me doubt watermelon and lyceum.

I crossed out the doubts just now. At this time, I have fallen into the crazy state when I was writing, and my whole body and heart are integrated into this tailor-made situation for me.

I wrote down a line of characters—the secret of the watermelon and Lanxin sisters and what the little turtle is afraid of.

The last question - what is the so-called 8000 yuan scam of Xigua and Lanxin?

Huzi is poor and white, although I have a little savings, it is definitely not worth the deliberate approach of these two beautiful sisters.

And I admit that I'm a good-looking talent, but I'm not so handsome that Lan Xin's design can catch up with her. In fact, as long as she uses any method to get close to me, my buddies can't resist her temptation. There is no need to make it so complicated.

So, I added another line of words - sisters, what are you trying to figure out.

This made my thinking clear at once. From now on, I will treat this matter as a proof question, and solve the doubts one by one to get the truth.

I closed the notebook, put it in my backpack, squeezed out a natural smile, and went out to join their banquet. Again, I am a very stubborn person. I originally wanted to go back to Fujian and stay away from right and wrong. Now, I no more.

I need an answer.I asked this answer, and I believed that no one of them could answer me. Only by pretending to believe them, could I obtain it slowly.

After dinner, the uncle and the Northeast girl wanted to go home. We sent them to the entrance of the village. This time, I saw the mountain king again. She was hiding on the old locust tree at the entrance of the village, looking at us with burning eyes.

The information I got now is that Lan Xin and Xigua are two sisters. They have a father who is addicted to gambling. My master used to question Xigua - do you think I can't recognize you?

At this time, Xigua cried because Xigua had a tragic experience. She thought that this strange old man was a man who had harmed her once, and recognized her.That's why I panicked.

I didn't express any doubts about this, I was just secretly observing the abnormality of the two sisters.

That night, Master and I slept on the floor in the living room, and Lan Xin was in another room. As for the room where the three of us slept together before, it became Hu Zi's new house, which made me feel unrealistic. This, even married a wife?

How embarrassing is this for a child in the city whose wife does not marry without a car or a house?

Moreover, I listened carefully to the movement in Huzi's room, not because I like to listen to the corner - but, I want to monitor them.

But I didn't get anything. In Huzi's room, there was the kind of panting sound that made people blush and heartbeat all night. It seemed that Huzi hadn't been completely squeezed dry by the bread, and Lan Xin, too. He didn't go out of the room all night, and just slept in the house.

This night, I stayed up all night, but it was terrifyingly peaceful.

Am I thinking too much?Or are they faking it too well?

The next morning, Huzi woke up still looking refreshed, and the watermelon was also flushed after being nourished. Because Master and I were laying the floor in the living room, we got up first. It's not very elegant for the old man to sleep.

Watermelon and Lan Xin went to the kitchen. Although they cooked some porridge to fill their stomachs, I suggested that everyone go for a walk in the city together and buy some clothes for Huzi, including the two sisters.The right to be my meeting ceremony.

People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. If these two girls put on the current fashionable and gorgeous clothes, wouldn't they be blinding my eyes?

My proposal was unanimously supported by them, and we went out together, but after opening the door, we found that there was a person hanging in front of the gate of Huzi's house.

I was dizzy all of a sudden, and my head, which had been pretending to be calm, exploded again!

Because this person is that Northeast uncle!He hanged himself on the gate of Huzi's house!Two eyes bulging out horribly, the tongue sticking out so long, the face is full of horror and unwillingness!

As for the rope, it was tied to the reserved light ring on the eaves of the gate. In this way, the uncle became a human-shaped chandelier!

The master was also terrified and shouted: What are you doing in a daze!Save people!

Only then did I come to my senses, hugged the uncle's leg together with Huzi, and let him off the rope. Tears welled up in my eyes, the uncle was already frozen and stiff!

Although I didn't know him much, but this uncle, including the big girl's bright and helpful character, made me very kind. This sudden death made me completely plunged into rage, and shouted: Who did it? !

I looked up and saw that the mountain king, still holding a cane, was not far away, looking at us with a sneer.

I subconsciously thought it was her doing it, and rushed to kill her, but when she saw me get up, she laughed and ran away, laughing and singing as she ran: Who will be next, who will be next.

I didn't chase two steps before I was hugged by the master lazily and told them not to touch the uncle's body. The master said to me very calmly: "Call the police."

I asked back: Is it useful to call the police?

Because in my mind, I already thought this incident was supernatural, so I ignored the fact that it was a homicide.

Master said: If you are asked to report, do so quickly!