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Chapter 26: Netizens burst into laughter! Did Teacher Huang burn out? No, he just fell asleep! [Requesting monthly votes]

When the three brothers in the yellow team saw this, their expressions changed.

Li Chen stepped forward to help her up: "Teacher Huang has fallen!"

"Nonsense!" Lu Ming grabbed the kind-hearted old Li and said, "Teacher Huang just used a fancy dribble to clear the obstacle. Doesn't he know what it means to be an old horse in the stable still aspiring to gallop a thousand miles?"

"He's deliberately increasing the difficulty of the challenge to make himself more excited!"

Li Chen: "..."

Chen Chichi exclaimed, "Wow, my Huang is amazing!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

CNM's kind of blurry coffee.

You better not fall into my hands later!

"Ahhh!" With a pained expression, Teacher Huang rolled on the ground several times before quickly getting up and continuing her charge towards the next obstacle.

"Teacher Huang covered his groin with both hands and then did a spectacular groin-spreading jump, an elderly flying man, unwavering until death!"

"Teacher Huang leaps again, showing his vigorous spirit despite his age, forging ahead fearlessly!"

"Teacher Huang actually used the technique of landing on his forehead to reduce the impact of falling from a great height, that's amazing! This idea is brilliant!"

"Some people live as lightly as a feather, while others die as heavily as Mount Tai. Teacher Huang's fearless spirit of facing death and living has elevated this game to a height that it never deserved!"

Where's the applause?!

Whoosh whoosh whoosh!
At this moment, the enthusiastic applause drowned out the heartfelt laughter of the crowd, so much so that even Teacher Huang, who was giving his all on the track, couldn't help but hold his head high and his eyebrows showed a bit of arrogance!

Amidst Lü Ming's passionate commentary, Coach Huang staggered to the relay point and began climbing over the diving platform, which was almost up to his chest!
But because of the stinging pain under his feet and his exhaustion, he kept falling. At this point, he was dizzy and disoriented, just like when he was drunk. He stumbled around and seemed to be about to be knocked unconscious by the small bamboo shoots under his feet.

Taking advantage of the moment, Lü Ming gulped down a mouthful of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor). The spiciness of the alcohol as it went down his throat made him even more excited and agitated.
"Teacher Huang!"

"The moment you take that final gamble, you will have everything!!!"

Life should be full of passion!

Teacher Huang: ?!

This nobody actually started encouraging himself with such enthusiasm?

"Go! Go!" Cheers rang out from all around. BaBy was also waiting anxiously ahead. The atmosphere was so intense that Teacher Huang was really excited. He took five steps back, then bent over and launched a final sprint towards the obstacle in front of him!
Lü Ming let out a long, broken roar:
"Distorted features are a sign of lost youth, a ferocious face is an echo of passion!"

"Burn, youth!"

"Burn, Teacher Huang!!!"

Amidst his heart-wrenching screams, viewers watching the live stream of Teacher Huang, whose face was pierced and torn apart by bamboo shoots, inexplicably felt a surge of heroic ambition...

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Teacher Huang sprinted with all his might, using all his strength to push off with both hands and clear the obstacle high above the ground. Captured in close-up shots, this dashing move truly moved countless viewers!

next moment……

"Gah!!!"

Because of excessive force, Teacher Huang lost his balance and ended up flipping over on the platform with his feet in the air. Then, due to inertia, he crashed heavily to the ground and lurched forward, falling headfirst into front of BaBy with a 'thud'!

Dizzy and disoriented, Teacher Huang's eyes rolled back and she fainted on the spot!

Holy crap!

【Teacher Huang!!】

[A flying corpse from outer space!!]

He practically kowtowed to Baby!

BaBy stared in horror at Teacher Huang, who had kowtowed deeply to him and then collapsed in front of him. Her face paled, and tears welled up in her eyes: "Ahhhhh, Teacher Huang, you're not dead, are you?!"

Heaven knows what a profound impact this sudden scene had on her young mind!

"Teacher Huang has burned out!" Reba exclaimed.

"What are you saying?" Lü Ming glared at Reba, then calmly replied, "Teacher Huang is 'asleep'!"

Wang Baoqiang quickly went over and helped Teacher Huang up, checking her breath: "She's not completely burned out, Teacher Huang is still breathing!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

“Older people tend to go to bed earlier, especially after strenuous exercise, they are more prone to drowsiness. Is there anything wrong with Teacher Huang taking a nap after finishing her tasks this early in the morning?” Lu Ming said casually, then looked at Reba and said, “Don’t make such a fuss about it in the future.”

Then, he looked at BaBy:

"Teacher Huang is so old, and you actually accepted a loud kowtow from him in public! Sister, you have such a big official air about you!"

Dilraba: "..."

BaBy: "..."

Teacher Huang, who was being held in Wang Baoqiang's arms, still retained some consciousness. In a daze, she heard Lü Ming chirping the cricket at her. Overwhelmed with anger, she convulsed twice, then her body went limp, her neck tilted to the side, and she completely lost consciousness!
[Hahahaha!]

This is hilarious!

One second they're all fired up, the next they're completely dead. Are variety shows this high-energy these days?!

If domestic variety shows had been this entertaining earlier, they would have been legendary long ago!

Unpopular celebrities are the gods of variety shows!

It's really good to watch, but it's a bit physically demanding. Seriously, isn't the production team planning to include a medical professional?

[Please forgive my bluntness for laughing. I used to sympathize a little when I saw similar situations, but now, I just burst out laughing like a goose!]

Hehe, goose, goose, goose, goose...

[Teacher Huang was still holding on, but in her dazed state, she heard Hu Ka's voice, couldn't catch her breath, and passed away on the spot!]

[Reba, you'd better stay away from that idiot, or he might splatter blood on you when he does it!]

[BaBy: Does anyone know what's going on? It was a sunny morning, and we were having a race when a guy, over fifty years old, flew over a wall about waist-high and landed headfirst in front of me! Does anyone know if this kind of thing can lead to jail time? I need an answer urgently!]

[It doesn't matter if they've passed away, they haven't passed away.]

【…】

The live stream room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

The members of the Brothers team rushed over to check on Teacher Huang's condition. Although the scene of Teacher Huang transforming into an aerial acrobat at the end was a bit cool, the red team's challenge naturally ended in failure because too much time was wasted in the process, and BaBy was too scared to move at first.

Everyone tried pinching his philtrum and shaking him violently, but Teacher Huang remained motionless, as if he had walked away.

Lu Ming stepped forward: "Make way, I'll do it!"

"You're going to give Teacher Huang CPR?!" Reba's eyes widened as Hei Niu and Chao Ge were discussing who should make the sacrifice.

Lü Ming: "Why go through all that trouble? I have a better way."

Everyone looked over: "Speak quickly!"

"My urine is yellow, let me urinate it to wake Teacher Huang up!" Lu Ming looked at Reba, then, feeling it was inappropriate, reminded her, "You're a girl, you should leave later!"

Dilraba: "???"

BaBy: "???"

Brothers: "!!!"

[My cat's urine is yellow! Do you even need to listen to what you're saying?]

[Using your position to settle personal scores, huh!]

[Saying such things in front of Dilraba and Angelababy, does an idol who relies on her looks have absolutely no sense of image?]

[Did you just meet Huka upstairs? Guess why he's called Huka.]

"What do you take Teacher Huang for?!" Wu Qian shouted, "You idiot! Teacher Huang is in this state because of you. He's still in critical condition, and you still have the nerve to make sarcastic remarks!"

"Do you have a heart?" Wu Qian shouted sternly, "You have no heart!!"

Lü Ming: "Who did I harm? I didn't have any contact with Teacher Huang, nor did I discourage him. I was cheering him on the whole time. If I hadn't been there to support him, Teacher Huang probably would have collapsed after taking only a few steps!"

"So he should thank you?!" Wu Qian glared. Lü Ming sneered, "Since you care so much about Teacher Huang, why don't you give him CPR right away!"

Wu Qian: ?
“Yes, Wu Qian, you and Teacher Huang are the closest, so you should do it. Every second we delay could be dangerous. Don’t worry, we’ll turn around and not look!” BaBy urged.

Wu Qian: ? ? ?
He gritted his teeth and then silently retreated behind the crowd.

"You're eloquent when you're questioning me, but hesitant when I ask you to make sacrifices. You strike hard when you attack me, but ungrateful when I ask you to sacrifice yourself. You've completely disgraced me!" Lü Ming sneered.

Wu Qian: "..."

Lu Ming stepped forward: "Let me do it."

“You can’t be so rude!” Reba stopped her.

Lü Ming smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have a better way to wake Teacher Huang up. It's absolutely scientific, effective, and dignified!"

The crowd parted to make way, still somewhat skeptical.

Amidst astonished gazes, Lü Ming crouched down and slapped the unconscious Teacher Huang twice across the anus!

Teacher Huang's already flushed cheeks swelled up immediately...

Seeing that the old man lying on the ground was still not awake, Lü Ming immediately increased the force of his beating.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
In an instant, loud slapping sounds rang out.

"!!!!!!"

Everyone was stunned!

“Li Zaigan is a demon!!” Wu Qian shouted.

Deng Chao was shocked: "This is the scientific, effective, and respectable method you were talking about?!"

"Ming, I asked you to save people, not kill them! Stop it!" Chen Chichi grabbed Lü Ming's arm: "If you keep hitting him like this, Teacher Huang will be whipped!"

"Don't worry, science shows that people will wake up when they smell their favorite food while they are unconscious. Teacher Huang's favorite food is Da Bi Dou. If you don't believe me, you can go to the Mushroom House in the last episode to verify it!"

Listen, can you hear what people are saying?!

[You're trying to make me laugh to death, aren't you?]

[I seriously suspect that this bum is just looking for an excuse to criticize Teacher Huang!]

Everyone immediately turned to look at Wu Qian.

"No, why are you looking at me? I ate those mushrooms and started hallucinating!" Wu Qian shouted. "And you actually believed that nonsense he was spouting?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Teacher Huang's body twitched. Lü Ming reflexively retreated to the middle of the crowd. After 3 seconds, Teacher Huang opened her eyes groggily.

Wu Qian: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Seeing the strange expressions on everyone's faces, Teacher Huang asked in surprise, "What are those expressions on your faces?"

"It's nothing, Teacher Huang, we're so glad you're alright," everyone said, trying to comfort them.

Teacher Huang touched her swollen face: "What happened while I was unconscious? Why does my face feel so hot..."

"Nothing happened!" everyone said in unison, trying to cover it up.

Wu Qian sneered and grabbed Lü Ming: "Teacher Huang, that scoundrel took advantage of your unconsciousness to settle a personal score and slapped you several times. I saw it all clearly!"

"???" Teacher Huang's eyes immediately turned fierce: "Bullshit!"

"Teacher Huang, I did all that to save you!"

Teacher Huang pounced on Lü Ming like a hungry wolf:
"You were chirping away the whole time I was running on the acupressure mat, and you even dared to attack me while I was unconscious! Damn it, I'm going to tear your mouth apart today!!"

Lu Ming quickly said, "Teacher Huang, if I don't do anything, Wu Qian is going to give you CPR!"

"Teacher Huang, you know me, I didn't!" Wu Qian quickly protested, "I'm an idol, if I really did that, my life would be ruined!"

"You idiot, you stop right there!"

"..."

The two chased and fled, circling the square twice. The elderly and frail Teacher Huang simply couldn't catch Lü Ming. With the others' kind words of persuasion and obstruction, the furious Teacher Huang left with a "give others face" and backed down, but when he looked at Lü Ming, his eyes always revealed a fierce intent.

The second team to take on the acupressure mat challenge was naturally the blue team.

Wu Qian looked at Lü Ming and warned, "You bum, you better watch your mouth later!"

"Don't worry, with our relationship, I'll make sure you're praised to the skies!"

"Does the crown prince of Tianyu Media need a washed-up celebrity like you to brag about? You should use that time to think about how you'll survive after you retire from the entertainment industry!"

"Then don't worry!"

"Anyway, you're not allowed to mess with my mindset!"

"I'm a commentator, freedom of speech applies!"

"You are NM!"

"..."

After exchanging a few words, the three members of Team Yellow quickly agreed on the order of play.

To prevent Lü Ming from causing any more trouble in the first round, Da Hei Niu, representing the strength of the Running Man team, was responsible for getting everyone off to a good start. Chen Hei Hei chose to be the second runner, while Wu Qian, who was quite wary of Lü Ming, waited in the third position.

Ding! ! !
With the director's whistle, the countdown began!
Big Black Bull charged out like a madman, the stinging pain from the pressure points on his feet still causing him to instinctively scream, "Aaaaaaah!"

As before, Lü Ming, holding a megaphone, shouted loudly, praising the fierceness of the big black bull.

Li Chen got excited and performed even more desperately!
Meanwhile, the other members of the Red Team and Blue Team were cheering loudly from the sidelines, and BaBy and Reba even cast admiring glances at Li Chen.

"Old Li, the wind's getting into your mouth, be careful your dentures don't fall out!"

"This isn't a person running, it's a raging bull going berserk!"

"At this speed, could they have overtaken it in one go?"

Deng Chao and Wang Baoqiang were both somewhat worried.

After all, there are only two rewards, and the team that arrives at the next mission location first will definitely choose the best one, so they naturally don't want to fall behind.

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts so much..." Chen Chichi, the second runner, screamed repeatedly, but the process was not too difficult. After all, the difficulty of the second challenge did not require climbing over obstacles that were half a person high, nor did it require grabbing the horizontal bar at such a high position like the third challenge. It was obviously prepared for the two girls who were weaker.

When he arrived in Wuqian, he had already started, but Lü Ming had already begun:

"He's here! He's here! My stubborn Qianbao is coming with firm steps!"

Hearing the distant commotion, Wu Qian cursed angrily, then sprinted forward, ready to prove himself as a true idol. But his ambition lasted less than three seconds. His feet hadn't gone far on the bamboo shoots when he stumbled, letting out a sharp scream: "Awooo!!!"

"It hurts, it hurts so much!!"

This sudden, intense stimulation made him feel a chill in his crotch, and he almost peed on the spot!
"Hurry, there's not much time left!"

"Speed ​​up!"

Li Chen and Chen Chichi urged anxiously from behind.

"Ouch!" Wu Qian cried out.

Li Chen urged, "I know it hurts, just bear with it and you'll get through it in one go, hurry up!!"

Wu Qian had no choice but to suppress his urge to urinate and charged forward with a ferocious expression.

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