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Chapter 27: Qianbao's Engine 'Explodes'! 'Engine Oil' Leaked!! [Requesting Monthly Tickets]

Deng Chao stared at Wu Qian's subtle clenching motion, his expression suspicious: "Why does Xiao Qian look like he needs to pee so badly? Is this final bamboo shoot really that lethal?"

"Didn't you try it just now?" BaBy asked.

Deng Chao shook his head: "There was no chance to try it out at all. Teacher Huang used up all the time by himself. You didn't even have a chance to put it on."

“I was scared by Teacher Huang,” BaBy explained.

"I almost fell onto the pressure point mat just now, what more do you want from me?" Teacher Huang said unhappily, "These young people nowadays really don't know how to respect the elderly and care for the young, or how to be considerate of their elders. If the entertainment industry continues to develop like this, it's doomed!"

BaBy: "..."

Deng Chao: "..."

Instead of arguing with the overly critical Teacher Huang, Brother Chao grabbed a small megaphone from the production team and loudly disrupted the flow: "Xiao Qian, slow down. Young people should take it easy. There are so many acupoints on the soles of your feet. If you use too much force, you might damage the reflex zones of your kidneys. You should strive for good grades, but your health is more important!"

Wu Qian, who was running wildly, suddenly jolted and slowed down immediately.

"Old Deng, shut up!" Chen Chichi shouted anxiously.

Li Chen stepped forward and covered Deng Chao's mouth.

"Brother Chao, this is blatant disrespect! Our idol may not have any other talents, but he's incredibly healthy!" Lu Ming shouted through a megaphone, "Please allow me to introduce to everyone the rising star of the Chinese entertainment industry—Qian Bao!"

"In 2014, Qianbao returned to the Chinese entertainment industry for the first time to participate in the recording of Mushroom House, and won the Best Defense Award. Despite his busy work schedule, he did not forget to urge the progress of my country's medical level. On the way to the recording of the show that night, he rushed to the hospital to make a selfless contribution with himself as an example, and won the Best Fecal Contribution Award!"

"The following night, he transformed into a boxing champion and knocked out Teacher Huang, winning the Best Sweeper Award. Afterwards, he joined hands with Teacher Huang to jointly win the Best Stomach Cleansing Award. Nickname: 'Defense Boy'!"

Wu Qian: ? ? ?
Teacher Huang: !!!
Deng Chao understood: "But what does this have to do with being healthy?"

"How could someone with poor health have lived this long?"

After hesitating for three seconds, Deng Chao exclaimed, "That makes... sense!"

[This obscure poet?!]

[Not a poet, but a natural talent!]

At first glance, it sounds obscure and sophisticated, but after pondering it for several seconds, my friend burst into laughter and couldn't eat!

[Having won so many awards, isn't Gege pretty amazing?]

[Translation: He ate his thesis defense, and then had his stomach pumped full of it, to help the hospital provide a sample of similar cases. After all, there are very few examples of people eating large amounts of their thesis defenses, and even the most curious people only try it briefly. Qianbao, however, went straight for the pot! The last three awards are: Slapping a senior colleague, Multiple stomach pumps, and Eating shit boy.]

[Remember this: the "feces" in "feces offering award" refers to excrement, the "pocket" in "pocket award" refers to a purse, and the "stomach" in "cleansing stomach award" refers to the stomach!]

The naive Megni, seeing the cringe-worthy comments, immediately lost her smile and launched into a tirade:
[I'm so frustrated!]

[Those two bastards, damn it, they'll cricket at the drop of a hat as long as the cricket isn't like my Qianbao, right?!]

[Wang Baoqiang and Hu Ka were already considered top talents, but who the hell is this guy's subordinate?! Can't we all learn from these disgusting bastards?]

"You idiot!" Wu Qian lost control of his expression, turning his head to yell, "You're going to die! I'll make sure you're the first one I kill after this is over!"

Before Lü Ming could respond, he bumped solidly into an older woman's arms. Caught off guard, Wu Qian was immediately dizzy. When he came to his senses, he saw the words "Please carry me upstairs" written on the woman's short-sleeved shirt. He estimated that she weighed at least 170 pounds. Carrying such a heavy object up the stairs, Wu Qian felt his legs trembling.

【? ? ? 】

[This part wasn't mentioned before.]

[The production team is heartless to make Qianbao, with his physique, carry such a heavy old lady up the stairs. They could have just killed him directly, but they insisted on making it a game!]

This is targeted, this is targeted!!

"Wow!!!" Everyone present looked shocked.

BaBy and Dilraba covered their mouths in disbelief, and everyone was worried for the delicate-skinned Qianbao.

Time was ticking away, and hearing his teammates' anxious urging, Wu Qian gritted his teeth and decided to do it!
As soon as he picked the person up, he felt a sudden weight on his body. The bamboo shoots under his feet seemed to pierce his flesh, causing him to feel an overwhelming urge to urinate. He only took one step forward before his face contorted in agony, his expression one of extreme pain, which made the onlookers frown slightly.

"Wow, that's incredible!" Chao Ge exclaimed excitedly. "Who says idols lack courage? Who says idols lack talent? Qian Bao, you're the number one fan in the fandom!"

Hearing Deng Chao's praise, Qian Bao, who was already on the verge of giving up, suddenly felt his confidence soar. He forced himself to take a deep breath, mustered all his strength, gritted his teeth, and climbed the stairs step by step with extremely heavy and difficult steps.

In the live broadcast, Wu Qian looked like he was carrying a five-finger mountain, sweating profusely from the pressure!
"Who dares to say my buddy has bad kidneys?" Lu Ming shouted through a megaphone, "My brother is carrying an old lady on his back, stepping on bamboo shoots, and giving his kidney reflex zone a thorough and satisfying attack!"

"Was he trembling? Was he shaking? Did he clench his groin?"

In the distance, Wu Qian, whose nerves were on edge, trembled violently, his body shaking as he desperately clenched his trousers.

"He didn't even flinch!"

Wu Qian responded instantly, his brows furrowing so deeply that a fly could be trapped between them!

"Apologize to everyone who is prejudiced against our idol or who slanders him for being physically weak!!"

"The wind rises and the clouds fly! With strength to uproot mountains and spirit to overwhelm the world, the ultimate man forges ahead without hesitation, and the ultimate idol burns his boats in desperation!"

Wu Qian stumbled, nearly falling headfirst onto the swaying bamboo shoots. He bent over, panting, and braced himself on the steps in front of him, swaying violently like a weak greyhound.

BaBy: "Wow!"

Dilraba: "Wu Qian seems to be unable to hold on any longer!"

Lu Ming encouraged her enthusiastically: "Don't bow your head, or your crown will fall! Don't give up, or your parents will be in pain! Don't give up, or the haters will laugh! Qianbao, you must cheer up, you must persevere! When you are determined, break through your limits, and overcome all doubts, every Meigeni like me will be proud of you!"

"In time, you will suddenly realize that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"

"If you blossom, butterflies will come; if you are wonderful, heaven will arrange it!"

"Dear fans watching, please cheer for Qianbao with me, okay?!"

[Go Qianbao!]

Go for it!! You're the best!

[The Megni army will always be behind you!]

In an instant, everyone's emotions were completely infected by Lü Ming's eloquent speech, including Wu Qian, who was the person involved, and he inexplicably felt his whole body burning up!

Although he really wanted to rush down and punch that bastard who was still pretending to be his fan, the atmosphere had already been built up to this point, and at this moment he still wanted to shoulder the expectations of his fans and win the game in a glorious manner!
Lu Ming gulped down a mouthful of strong liquor and roared passionately:
"Charge, Qianbao!!"

"Once you cross this mountain, they will hear your story. No matter how bumpy the journey, when you stand at the summit, you can loudly tell all those who disliked you in the past that this is not a dark history, but the path you came from!!"

"To restore the glory of idols, I have an unshirkable duty!"

"You are you, you are the last card in the fandom, you are—the top star! Wu Qian!"

Everyone, including the onlookers watching on screen, was moved.

These captivating and witty lines are so catchy!

Even the show's director didn't expect that their ordinary racing game would be turned into such a thrilling and explosive spectacle by this kid!
"A genius!" the director exclaimed excitedly. "He was born to do this!"

Even the CEO of Kiwi, who was supervising the live broadcast, couldn't help but exclaim in admiration: "My judgment was right! He would be an excellent host if he transitioned to this role. His talent is practically overflowing the screen!"

Wu Qian's pale face flushed red. The words "top star Wu Qian" made his whole body stiffen. Immediately, his blood surged and passion surged. Adrenaline briefly took over his body for a moment. The next second, the thin-armed and thin-legged Wu Qian unbelievably lifted up the middle-aged woman who weighed more than 170 pounds... and stood up!

Captured in close-up shots, Wu Qian climbs step by step to the summit!

The moment he put the elderly woman down from his back, people's eyes were filled with admiration. Even the director, who noticed that the time was up, forgot to blow the whistle to call a stop, waiting for Wu Qian to complete the final feat.

Wu Qian felt refreshed and invigorated. The astonished gazes of those around him greatly satisfied his vanity. At this moment, Wu Qian felt refreshed and invigorated, as if he had reached the pinnacle of his life!

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the young man sprinted forward and then leaped out like an eagle breaking free from its cage and soaring through the sky, exuding domineering power!

Lu Ming shouted in a broken voice, "My Qianbao, who was always so strong-willed, he...did it!"

"Oh my god!!" Deng Chao also cheered with wide eyes.

"That was so exciting!!!" The entire group of brothers exclaimed in surprise.

Amidst a cacophony of praise, Qianbao, caught up in his triumph, missed the horizontal bar suspended in mid-air and plummeted off the platform with a whoosh…

"Aaaaaah!" Wu Qian's expression changed instantly, and he screamed, "Help! Help! Help me!"

Amidst terrified screams, the man landed on his feet, plummeting from a platform nearly two meters high. The violent impact caused his bladder to contract violently, as if it had exploded. He lay on his back like a steel bar stuck in the ground, and suddenly began to gush out blood!
That's right, it's gushing out!

【? ? ? 】

【Fuck! 】

What did I just see?!

【Move—Treasure—!】

My eyes have been raped!

What are you doing, Pigeon?!

Wu Qian's expression froze, and a trace of the arrogance he had just displayed when he was being praised remained between his brows, but he stood there quietly in front of the camera as if petrified.

At that moment, his mind went blank, and he was like a computer that had crashed, as if even his blood circulation had stopped.

In close-up shots, the young man appears to be carrying a torrent of water, gushing and gushing freely!
Such a shocking scene left everyone's expressions frozen on their faces!
BaBy and Reba covered their mouths, their little heads buzzing, and dared not make a sound. Heaven knows what a violent impact the scene before them had on their young minds.

Passing water trucks pulled over to admire the 'beautiful sight,' their drivers and partners staring wide-eyed, their mouths agape: "Holy crap... holy crap... this young man... holy crap..."

Wang Baoqiang asked with a simple and honest expression, "Did Qianbao wet his pants?"

Everyone: "..."

Are the facts right in front of us really that hard to discern?
"No, that's not it." Lu Ming's answer attracted everyone's attention. He said in a serious tone, "Qianbao used too much force and accidentally blown up the engine. Look, the engine oil is leaking all over the floor. It's terrible!"

"This accident tells us that you should never drive a 1.5T car up a mountain, because the power is insufficient and the car will most likely get stuck halfway up the mountain. At this point, most people will think that they are not far from the top of the mountain and that they can just floor the gas pedal and rush to the top. But 99% of car owners who think this way will have their engines blow out!"

"A 1.5T car can't do what a 3.0T car can do."

"Mountains are mountains, rivers are rivers; if you don't have the strength, don't try to show off!"

"puff!!"

"Pfft!!"

Everyone burst into laughter, even the two girls who seemed to understand but didn't quite, couldn't help but purse their lips and exclaimed, "Nonsense!"

[My cat's tank exploded!]

[You're still making fun of Qianbao even after he's like this? Don't you have any conscience?!]

[1.5T = kidney deficiency, bursting cylinder = bladder bursting, am I right, brothers?]

I'm so damn jealous of your talent! I'm laughing so hard, damn it!

[Case solved! This guy was practically trying to flatter my brother Qian to death! He was about to give up in two more seconds, but this nobody's sweet talk completely won him over. You're really something else!]

[It was truly electrifying; even I, a casual observer who dislikes idol culture, couldn't help but cheer and raise my arms. My hormones were pumping, and then you show me this?!]

[Wu Qian: I never would have guessed, but someone I hate the most suddenly changed their tune and called me an idol's glory, then a top star. I'd have to jump on their heels!]

[A masterful example of 21st-century open conspiracy: "Praise to Kill."]

【…】

“Qian…Qianbao…” Chen Chichi’s expression was conflicted. He wanted to go forward and comfort his teammate who was stuck in a daze, but looking at Qianbao who was still trembling and gushing, he didn’t know how to start the conversation.

This live broadcast mishap is unprecedented in the history of variety shows, and they really don't know how to salvage the situation!
　Asking for a monthly ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)