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Chapter 3: The biggest entertainment industry disaster in China! #NineTurnedIntestines#!

Nine-Turned Intestines is a famous dish, made with carefully selected ingredients and with a very complex preparation process. Its incredibly delicious flavor attracts food lovers from all over the country. A plate of Nine-Turned Intestines in front of you contains less than ten pieces, enough for just one bite for each person present.

This dish is truly Lü Ming's specialty!
The broth sprinkled on the pork intestines looked crystal clear under the light, and it looked delicious just by looking at it!
Seeing how appealing the dish looked, the director, who was controlling the live stream from backstage, specially adjusted the fixed camera position to cut to a close-up shot, making the viewers in front of the screen drool with envy.

Seeing that Teacher He was still up to his trick of deceiving him into testing the poison, Li Changfeng followed suit and picked up a delicious piece of large intestine from the plate and put it in his mouth.

Everyone was hungry, and with only one main dish on the table, and so few meats for so many people, everyone was tempted. Except for "Brother Missing His Mother," who was feeling unwell and remained unmoved, everyone else picked up their chopsticks and started eating. Even Teacher Huang, who was in a bad mood, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth to chew gently.

In the blink of an eye, what was once a full plate of braised pork intestines was reduced to just a few scattered pieces.

Since he made it himself, Lü Ming picked up his chopsticks and took a small piece to taste it...

"puff!!!"

"Pfft!!!"

The people who had just eaten the Nine-Turned Intestines were now like Pea Shooters, spraying out sounds like fireworks, one after another, mercilessly shooting at each other's faces on the dining table!

"Holy crap, the Peashooter has come to life?!"

Lu Ming threw down his chopsticks and reflexively moved away from the table, retreating behind everyone.

The sudden accident shocked everyone, including Teacher He who was standing by promoting the product, the PD who was monitoring the live stream, and the PD who was filming from a distance with a camera.

"This...is it really necessary to go this far?!" Teacher He was dumbfounded.

Even if Teacher Huang's cooking is terrible, it shouldn't cause people to spit out their food, right? And... Teacher Huang, my old friend, actually spat out his own delicious food?
Brother, you're the head chef!
At this moment, everyone's faces and bodies were covered with food scraps, especially Teacher Huang, who was sprayed with soot that his glasses were completely blocked, making him look extremely unsightly.

Wu Qian lay on the ground in agony, vomiting, his eyes wide with a ferocious expression.

"vomit--"

"What is this taste? What did I eat?!"

A faint, unpleasant odor filled the air...

Wu Qian's action triggered a chain reaction, causing everyone else to gag, including Teacher Huang...

"It stinks!"

"Even stinky tofu shouldn't smell this bad! And that stuff only smells bad, but this braised pork intestines smell quite delicious, but taste so awful! I can't swallow it at all!"

"No joke, I feel like I took a bite of... well, you know..."

"Ugh... Stop talking, something's coming back up in my stomach... Ugh..."

"What kind of bombshell did Teacher Huang put in there?!"

As everyone vomited, they all looked at Teacher Huang with pained expressions.

To their surprise, Teacher Huang, who had been sprayed with soot, didn't hear what they were saying at all.

At this moment, Teacher Huang was actually vomiting the most...

Everyone was confused!

Teacher He quickly took the bottled water and distributed it to everyone, and several PD teachers also stepped forward to help.

Only Lü Ming, smelling the strange odor in the air and considering their appearance, had a bold guess emerge in his mind, and gradually, Lü Ming's expression became serious.

He might have gotten into trouble!

Thinking of a terrible consequence, Lü Ming, who was originally quite drunk, became much more sober at this moment. He carefully picked up a bottle of Lao Cun Zhang wine from the table, tried his best to control his hands from trembling, and after opening it, he took a big gulp without caring about the gazes of others.

"hiss……"

The spicy and scalding liquor finally calmed him down a little.

[Ding! Host detected drinking alcohol. "Singing Basics" +15!]

[Host detected to be moderately intoxicated, triggering ability lottery—]

[Gained Ability: [Insights from Teacher Wu's Eye Acting] (Liang Kun Version)!]

Lu Ming was taken aback that he had won the ability lottery again at this critical moment. However, he didn't care about his understanding of eye acting at this time. Even though a lot of new and interesting insights came to his mind, Lu Ming didn't pay attention to them. He stared intently at Teacher Huang, vaguely sensing that something was wrong.

"Teacher Huang, are you treating us like ghosts?!" Li Changfeng asked, enduring his physical discomfort.

Wu Qian's eyes were bloodshot, with large blood vessels showing in the whites: "You served us food that you yourself ate and then vomited? Are you trying to poison us to death?!"

They didn't care about Teacher Huang's status anymore. Even a clay figure has some fire in it. Even if you are a senior in the industry, you can't treat them like Japanese people without restraint!

Teacher Huang felt incredibly wronged being questioned by a junior colleague.

"I didn't make these things. Lü Ming made all of them by himself. He used my name to make this whole table of food. He wanted to ruin this old man!"

Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes immediately turned to Lü Ming.

Lu Ming took a sip of his drink, his expression aggrieved: "Can you please stop looking at me with that incredulous look? Teacher Huang quit and forced me to do it. She's such a big star, how could I, a nobody, dare to resist? I can only submit to the bullying of my seniors, boohoo..."

"It's so hard for me to make sure everyone has a good meal!"

As he spoke, he wiped away non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

Li Changfeng: "?!"

Wu Qian: "?!"

Teacher Huang: "??!"

The three of them were completely dumbfounded as they watched Lü Ming pour out his heart in a pitiful manner.

Damn it, you've done so many bad things, poisoned everyone here like this, and now you're pretending to cry like this.

You bastard!
Li Changfeng grabbed Lü Ming's arm and pulled him to the dining table, loudly questioning, "Look at this huge table of food you've prepared! Is this what you call a good meal for everyone? Is this what you call good food? You dare say you're not using this as an excuse to settle a personal score?"

"You must be trying to poison us, right?"

Why didn't you tell everyone before that you did all of this?

"look into my eyes!"

"Hey! Baby, hey!"

Seeing that Lü Ming was so excited that he was spitting everywhere, he explained:
“I was going to make this clear to you before, but you all ignored me and didn’t give me a chance to speak. You all fawned over Teacher Huang. Even if I had spoken, it would have been useless.”

Li Changfeng was taken aback.

He looked at Wu Qian with a questioning gaze.

Wu Qian recalled that the kid did seem to be about to say something, but they interrupted him. If this whole table of food had been made by Teacher Huang, that would be fine, but it was made by this damn idiot. And they've already eaten it, so what's the point of bringing it up now?
"Is this your excuse for making drugs?!" Wu Qian angrily rebuked, "Do you dare to taste what you've made yourself?"

Lu Ming took two steps back; he really didn't dare!

"Teacher Huang, you asked me to cook this dish. Before, when they were praising you by saying how delicious it smelled and that they wanted to eat three bowls of rice in a row, you seemed really happy. You can't have all the good reputation and me have to bear all the bad reputation, can you?"

"Teacher Huang, look how badly they've insulted her! I feel so wronged! Please say something!" Teacher Huang: ?
Insulting you? Insulting you is the least of your worries!
Old Huang's eyes were filled with murderous intent as he looked at Lü Ming. If it weren't for the fact that they were live streaming, he would have really wanted to dig a hole on the spot and bury this damn nobody alive!

"I'm asking you, what ingredients did you put in it!" Teacher Huang smacked his lips, tasting the strange smell, and already had a bold guess in his mind, but he dared not think in that direction.

Lu Ming confidently assured, "All the ingredients are in the kitchen; they're absolutely clean and healthy!"

It seems only the worst-case scenario remains...

Teacher Huang asked the question she least wanted to think about: "When you wash the ingredients, are you sure they're clean? Or, do you turn the ingredients inside out and wash the inside as well?"

Lü Ming fell silent.

"Ha...haha—" Teacher Huang's finger, pointing at Lü Ming, began to tremble. Gradually, he laughed in extreme anger, his voice rising higher and higher, his expression contorting.
"Hahahahaha!"

The air above the Mushroom House was filled with Teacher Huang's loud laughter. Seeing this, everyone felt a chill run down their spines, since they had never seen anyone laugh so hysterically before.

Why does Teacher Huang's expression look so strange?

Is this some kind of mental problem?

[I understand. Anyone would want to live on another planet if they were sprayed with food scraps and the embarrassing scene was broadcast to the entire nation. After all, this is no ordinary social embarrassment.]

The good news is that Teacher Huang's image as a culinary master in the Chinese entertainment industry has been preserved, since the dishes were actually made by Hu Ming.

This is the only good news.

Teacher Huang laughed and laughed until tears streamed down her face!
Suddenly, he grabbed Lü Ming's shoulder like a hungry wolf, his eyes fierce: "Tell me, were you doing this on purpose or by accident that the ingredients weren't cleaned properly?"

At this moment, he desperately wanted to kill the boy in front of him who had caused him such a great humiliation.

If he answered any one of them, he would have a reason to make the kid pay a heavy price to avenge this deep-seated hatred.

Lu Ming's face was flushed, not out of embarrassment, but because the alcohol was taking effect, making him increasingly dazed and his speech slurred: "I... I did it on purpose, it was an accident."

Teacher Huang: “?!”

TM, you seem pretty clever now, don't you!

"I'm warning you, don't pretend to be drunk. I know you're perfectly sober!"

Lü Ming is proud of this:

"To ensure everyone is well-fed and satisfied, I intentionally preserved some of the flavor of the large intestine. Only in this way can you know that you are eating large intestine. This is my bold innovation in the culinary industry and a historic advancement for the classic delicacy, Nine-Turned Intestines!"

Wu Qian: "???"

Li Changfeng: "???"

It sounded incredibly impressive, but recalling the pungent odor they had just experienced, the two of them felt that something was wrong, and it was a big problem!

Teacher Huang took a deep breath: "Even if the ingredients weren't cleaned properly, the flavor shouldn't be this... strong!"

"What else did you do?"

Lu Ming pondered for a moment, then suddenly slapped his forehead: "Oh, to ensure the deliciousness, I used the water from stewing the large intestine to make this incredibly delicious sauce!"

Upon hearing this explanation, Teacher Huang felt dizzy and collapsed to the ground as if all her strength had been drained away.
Looking around at the cameras used for the live stream, he vaguely imagined hearing the mocking voices of netizens ignoring him. Then, in despair, Lao Huang closed his eyes.

Tired, destroy it!

Wu Qian, Li Changfeng, and a group of popular young celebrities didn't understand what had happened.

They looked at Teacher He blankly, only to see that his eyes were filled with terror, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying in the world.

They quickly stepped forward to ask further questions.

Teacher He remained silent, staring blankly at the plate with only a few pieces of braised pork intestines left.

They went to ask Teacher Huang again.

"He made a dish with XX, and the sauce on top was cooked until very flavorful... XX!!" Teacher Huang shouted, glaring angrily at the drunken Lü Ming.

Wu Qian: "?!"

Li Changfeng: "!!!"

The other pretty boys: "Huh?!"

Everyone stared wide-eyed, their minds going completely blank for a moment.

They couldn't believe what they were hearing. They stared at Teacher Huang with questioning eyes, noticing the unusual reaction from their taste buds. As their stomachs churned, they felt their mouths go dry.

Wu Qian stumbled to a nearby trash can and sprayed it repeatedly!

Perhaps the words he had just heard had such a strong impact on him that he actually stuck his fingers into his throat, trying to pull out the filthy thing he had swallowed. The young man's pained expression even caused him to vomit bile!
Li Changfeng's vision went black, and he felt dizzy.

Who is Lao Tzu?

The four most promising young actresses of the future, top idols in the entertainment industry!
Now, in front of all his fans, he took a bite of the carefully prepared...?!

The intense psychological shock caused Feng Ge to lose his composure and collapse to the ground with a thud, foaming at the mouth...

The other popular young male celebrities went to Qian Ge's side one after another to apply for a group chat.

"Ha! Ugh! Ha! Ugh! Ha! Ugh!"

"—"

The mushroom house, which everyone longs for, was filled with the sounds of retching.

Lu Ming stared in disbelief: "No wonder he's a musician! Even his dry heaving sounds like a beat-beat, with a melodious and rhythmic tune!"

"What is art? This is fucking art!"

"Based on the chemistry between you guys, I have every reason to believe that you will definitely secure a place in the Chinese music scene in the future!"

Wu Qian: "&%￥@!!"

Popular young male celebrities: "Holy shit!"

The crowd shouted incoherently from a distance; although it was impossible to hear what they were saying, their emotions were quite agitated.

Teacher He quietly pulled him aside: "Kid, here are my car keys. Before they have time to deal with you, hurry up and drive away!"

"Teacher He, I drank about half a jin of baijiu..." Lu Mingxiaoxiong shrugged.

"..." Teacher He quietly looked at the honest and unassuming young man in front of him.

"Hahaha, you kid...you're amazing!" At that moment, Teacher He suddenly understood why people laugh when they're speechless.

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(End of this chapter)