This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur
Chapter 4's opening sequence is explosive! You won't let me live? Then nobody lives!
Chapter 4 is going to be a huge hit! You won't let me live? Then nobody lives!
【? ! 】
[The pig intestines weren't cleaned properly. What's inside pig intestines is... you know?! And this bastard used the water from stewing the intestines to make a broth, a concentrated essence, to marinate and flavor it. Seriously, what a genius!!]
[It's confirmed! The living devil of the Chinese entertainment industry!]
[This guy just threw up on the keyboard...]
[The biggest tragedy in the history of Chinese entertainment: Everyone ate it, and they ate it all, big mouthfuls of rice!]
[It's so offensive, it's really offensive to the ears!]
[Who said it was good news that Chef Huang didn't cook the dishes? This is the worst news of the night!]
I never imagined that in the realm of cooking, besides Huang Lei, there would be other masters in the Chinese entertainment industry!
[This is hilarious! This guy's got a really sharp tongue when he's drunk. He'll give anyone a good scolding for crickets, and his sarcastic, weird way of talking almost killed me with laughter!]
[Teacher He told him to drive away for his life, but Hu Ming's comment, "I drank half a jin of baijiu," made me laugh so hard I turned into a goose!]
[If you drive away now, at most you'll face legal judgment, but if you don't flee, it's hard to say whether you'll even survive...]
[Could these guys really have killed Hu Ming? If it were me, I'd risk my life to make sure Hu Ming was killed!]
[To be honest, I suggest that Hu Ming shouldn't sleep too soundly tonight, otherwise he might not live to see the sun rise tomorrow!]
What a terrible mind you have! You've caused such a huge disaster and you still dare to sleep?
【…】
The chat exploded!
Viewers gathered in the live stream exclaimed that they had never witnessed such a juicy gossip in their lives. Watching the explosive spectacle unfold on screen, some laughed uncontrollably, some applauded enthusiastically, some worried about Lü Ming's future, but most felt heartbroken...
As popular idols, Li Changfeng and Wu Qian have countless fans.
Witnessing their idol eat was a devastating blow to fangirls, especially for die-hard fans and die-hard fans who felt like they were experiencing the end of the world!
"The newly born Lü Ming!"
"You ruined the pigeons!"
"This is going to kill our pigeons!"
"I'm going to kill this damn nobody!"
"Use his blood to pay for Gege's life!"
"Hu Ming, I want you like this!!!"
Fan groups, support groups, and online forums, which are all social media platforms where fans of Gege (a popular idol) gather, have completely exploded. Fans of the two popular idols have launched a barrage of insults online. Some fans who are more emotional have even driven to the Mushroom House overnight, vowing to kill Lü Ming.
#The Nine Turns Intestine Incident!#
#Teacher Huang's lifelong reputation is ruined in an instant!#
#One scheme harms three wise men, trouble has struck the Mushroom House!#
#Huming ruined the future of Chinese entertainment!#
#……#
Various real-time keywords immediately went viral and became trending topics, attracting countless onlookers.
In a short period of time, the number of online viewers in the Kiwi Fruit live stream skyrocketed, increasing nearly tenfold compared to its already booming popularity, setting a new record for Chinese variety shows!
Soon after, garbled text appeared on the live stream page, and the platform's server was overwhelmed by enthusiastic netizens who came to watch the drama unfold.
Jingle Bell! ! !
The kiwifruit manager, who was at home after get off work, heard the urgent ringing of the telephone.
"Boss, it's crashed! Our server is down!"
"Something terrible has happened to the platform!"
"Explain yourself!" The kiwifruit executive was startled.
"The Mushroom House has crashed and burned. The guest star they invited this episode, Hu Ming, cooked a whole table of food for everyone, which made the other guests vomit and have diarrhea. Even Teacher Huang was poisoned. The live broadcast room of this variety show is in complete chaos, and Weibo is full of the hashtag #IntestineIncident#!"
"Too many netizens flooded in, overloading the server and causing it to crash!"
Upon hearing this, the kiwifruit executive looked puzzled.
They made a whole table full of...?!
Do you want to listen to what you're saying? Does this even make sense?
"Mr. Wang, it's all true. He was originally making braised pork intestines, but during the cleaning..." The employee, hearing the silence on the other end of the phone, knew that this was a horrifying story and hurriedly explained what had happened.
After a brief moment of astonishment and surprise, the middle-aged leader was overjoyed!
As the head of the platform, he keenly sensed the wealth contained in this event. If he could seize this wave of traffic, he could at least poach some users from his arch-rival Tencent. If he operated properly, he might even be able to surpass Tencent in a short period of time and replace Tencent as the industry leader!
"What are you waiting for? Call all the technical staff and tell them to come back and work overtime immediately. Tell them they'll get triple pay!"
"I need to see the live stream back to normal in ten minutes!"
……
five minutes later.
The live stream has been restored.
"I'm going to kill you!!" The netizens heard Wu Qian's low growl as soon as they entered the chat.
Li Changfeng, in a fit of rage, grabbed Lü Ming by the collar and screamed hysterically, "You beast! You ruined my life!"
Wu Qian grabbed Lü Ming's neck tightly and shook him violently: "Killing you now is not enough to make up for the harm you have caused me, do you know that? Do you know that?!"
"Waaah... Phuket Island, Phuket Island... I'm so Phuket Island..."
Lu Ming tilted his head to the side, stuck out his tongue, and made a series of whimpering sounds. He even rolled his eyes, as if he was about to be strangled by Li Changfeng at any moment.
PD: "Teachers, calm down, calm down!"
"How the hell am I supposed to stay calm? I ate it in front of the whole nation! Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to stay calm?! If you were in my shoes, could you stay calm?!"
"What the hell are you still filming here with that camera? Turn it off, it's black!"
The production team did not expect that such a big live broadcast accident would occur in their show, which had been running for five episodes. At this moment, everyone, including the director, was completely stunned. After all, they had never encountered such a big scene in all these years!
Lu Ming wasn't in much pain from being pinched; on the contrary, he felt no discomfort facing the skinny monkey acting crazy in front of him. However, under the influence of alcohol, his eyes gradually became glazed, and his limbs became out of his control.
"Teacher Huang, help! Help me!"
"Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt has its debtor. Teacher Huang asked me to do this. If you want to cause trouble, you should go find Teacher Huang!"
Upon hearing this, Ms. Huang, who was struggling internally, seemed to have made up her mind and immediately got up and walked over.
Everyone thought he was going to help, but instead of rescuing Lü Ming, Teacher Huang picked up his chopsticks, kindly took a piece of braised pork intestine from the plate, and offered it to Lü Ming's mouth.
"Xiao Ming, try your delicious cooking!"
Lu Ming hurriedly struggled: "Teacher Huang, my mother has always told me that good things should be saved to entertain relatives and friends. My family is poor and can't afford such delicacies!"
"You call this a delicacy?" Wu Qian roared. "I'm treating today, so you have to finish everything on your plate!"
"No, guys, I really don't like it. I'm allergic to intestines. I cough when I eat them, really!"
Teacher Huang ignored him: "Pry his mouth open!"
Wu Qian and Li Changfeng quickly did as instructed. Seeing this, the other trainees also felt that they had embarrassed themselves beyond measure, and in their anger, they all stepped forward to help.
Colon allergy?
Before they sprayed out the stuff, you picked up a piece of intestine and was about to put it in your mouth, did you think we didn't see that? Seeing this, the staff quickly took out their walkie-talkies and called out: "Director, should we go up and stop them?"
"Forget it, we're sworn enemies. Only a rebuttal can soothe their wounded hearts," the director replied ruthlessly.
Intervene? Things have come to this point, he doesn't dare to intervene!
A group of celebrities made a huge mistake by eating something during a live stream. Wu Qian is a rising star that his agency is heavily promoting. Li Changfeng's agency has invested a lot of resources to help him get selected as one of this year's four most popular young actors. And yet, at this crucial moment, such a big scandal has occurred.
He knew with his own eyes that the huge losses involved meant the other party would definitely cause trouble for him, the director.
Although he has the backing of iQiyi (a major Taiwanese television network) and is not too afraid, the matter ultimately happened on a program he was in charge of. If you really want to investigate, he is really in the wrong!
"Are you sure everything will be alright?"
"Don't worry, it's all cooked, it won't make you sick."
Upon hearing the director's assurance, the crew immediately thought, "What you're saying makes perfect sense!"
"Help! Help!" Lu Ming shouted, "This is murder! Someone is murdering me!!"
Wu Qian, with wicked intentions, saw that Lü Ming remained silent, so he simply picked up the plate and said, "Pry open his mouth, and I'll pour this concentrated broth into him so this bastard can taste how salty it is!"
Such a case of collective bullying of the weak on a variety show should, in theory, cause huge controversy and garner sympathy, but at this moment, the live stream chat was filled with various urging voices.
Feed him, feed him!
I want someone like Lü Mingsi!
[Call for help? You can scream your lungs out, but no one will come to your rescue!]
[You reap what you sow!]
This is hilarious! I'd call this episode of Mushroom House the best in the Chinese entertainment industry!
[This level of entertainment value will never be surpassed in the next hundred years!]
Seeing that Wu Qian was about to pour the soup into his mouth, Lü Ming instinctively kicked the plate in front of him and overturned it!
As luck would have it, the rich broth splashed onto Wu Qian's face as the plate tumbled, spreading out like face wash.
Because Wu Qian had his mouth agape with a ferocious expression, the timing was perfect, and Brother Qian was completely splattered with mush!
"It looks like a puff, it looks like a puff!"
Wu Qian shouted urgently.
He was fine when he didn't speak, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he instinctively swallowed the soup in his mouth, and immediately his expression froze.
It's concentrated...it's all the essence!
“Ugh, ugh, ugh!!”
Wu Qian clutched his head and vomited.
Lu Ming freed one arm and instinctively elbowed Huang Laoshi, shoving the large intestine he was holding between his chopsticks into Huang Laoshi's mouth.
The teacher, Mr. Huang, who had been smiling wickedly just a second ago, was suddenly stunned.
"Ptooey! Ugh!!"
"You bastard, I'll take your life!!"
"Hold him down!"
At Teacher Huang's command, everyone did as instructed.
Li Changfeng: "Even Jesus can't save you today, I'm telling you!"
Qian Ge, still full of soup and water, couldn't care less about 'enjoying' the delicious food and pounced on Lü Ming like a madman: "I want you, I want you!"
The scene was in complete chaos.
Faced with the crowd swarming him, all shouting that they wanted to kill him, the deeply drunk Lü Ming, seeing their menacing demeanor, was instantly triggered by a strong survival instinct. He ran to the side and violently overturned the table:
"If you don't want me to live, then none of you should live!"
The group was temporarily blocked, and the soup and seasonings from the food spilled all over them.
"You fucking...click?!"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Li Changfeng was yelling and cursing when a piece of sweet and sour pork, heavily seasoned with salt and soy sauce, suddenly flew into his mouth, got stuck in his throat, and made him choke painfully.
Everyone's eyes widened as they discovered that this bastard had somehow grabbed two hands full of slices of sweet and sour pork and braised pork with preserved vegetables, and was now using the food as weapons, throwing it at them relentlessly!
Li Changfeng picked up a handful of hot and sour shredded potatoes from the ground and threw them at Lü Ming, but because they were lightweight, they did no damage.
Despite the magical damage from their opponents, Wu Qian and the other trainees relentlessly pursued them, and in the blink of an eye, they chased them from the courtyard of the Mushroom House into the room.
Teacher Huang walked at the back, enduring the discomfort in her mouth, and walked slowly into the house with a cold face.
Once trapped inside, that scoundrel has no chance of escaping!
Teacher Huang immediately recalled a series of cruel tortures in history and vowed to torture this scoundrel who had made him lose face!
at the same time.
Countless viewers in front of their screens burst into laughter at the sight of the blood-soaked scene.
【6666! 】
[With this kind of broadcasting style, who can compete with you guys?!]
This was so funny, I literally burst out laughing.
Are you sure you won't be criticized for wasting food by doing this?
[If someone were to force-feed you, would you even have time to think about this? To be honest, this kid looks skinny, but he's surprisingly strong; he managed to break free even when so many people were holding him down.]
[Adrenaline: Hehehe, hello!!]
[What he did wasn't really a waste of food. Every single dish on that table was poisonous; feeding it to a dog would be tantamount to murder. Secondly, my client's life was seriously threatened. Even if he used the food as a weapon to resist, it would be understandable.]
【Reasonable! 】
Acquitted!
For a fleeting moment, I thought I saw Brother Crow.
[If it's too difficult, then let's not do it at all!]
[Don’t say it, don’t say it! 】
I've seen scripted discussions on variety shows before, but this is the first time I've ever seen someone flip a table and start a fight on the spot. The content of this episode of Mushroom House was so explosive that I couldn't even imagine it!
Being able to witness the scene firsthand is a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
【…】
While netizens were exclaiming how exciting it was, they suddenly saw Wu Qian, Li Changfeng, and a group of trainees raise their hands and retreat from the room with expressions of fear and timidity.
This sudden reversal left netizens, who were laughing so hard they were breathless, completely dumbfounded.
With so many people, why would we be afraid of just one person?
Moreover, this bizarre behavior looks like someone is pointing a gun at you.
"Calm down!" Li Changfeng earnestly advised the person inside, "You beast... this outstanding fellow, you must calm down, I'll forgive you, I'll forgive you, okay?"
"No, don't come any closer!"
(End of this chapter)
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