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Chapter 30 Drunk! The nobody's drunk again! A little display of skill, and everyone's in an uproar! [Seeking monthly votes]

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Holy crap!

[Fell...fell into a mud puddle?!]

[Qianbao is risking his life for a joke!]

[Damn! I can't take it anymore, is this show trying to make the audience laugh to death?]

[I just came in and saw Qianbao flying in the sky. Is this a filming location for Fast & Furious?]

[Hahahaha!]

Please, I really can't laugh anymore!

[In the past, seeing scenes like this would have stirred up a lot of sympathy, but now, thanks to the experience of watching this show, my first reaction to a 'live broadcast mishap' is genuine laughter!]

[Hey, you idiot, hurry up and save Qianbao!]

[Aren't you fans going to unfollow me? This kind of shameful idol is better off just giving up!]

"Why did you have to run this way of all!" the director, panting as he rushed over, exclaimed in horror. "This is the original mud pit where we were extracting mud. If you fall in with such a huge momentum, you'll drown!"

"Are you even speaking human language?" Lu Ming roared. "If he wants to create something like me, does that mean I have to pick a lucky spot first before deciding where to run off to?"

Director: "...Mine!"

"The most urgent task is to get the person out of the water. A mud pit is not a water pit. If they struggle in it, they will really suffocate!"

The good news is that the sun is blazing and has been baking the mud for a while, so it won't fall too deep. Plus, the excavator from the program crew is nearby, so they won't miss the best time for rescue.

A short while later, a humanoid creature, completely black except for its bright eyes, was hoisted up.

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

This is a human being.

[Megnis's most desperate episode!]

Wu Qian's head was buzzing. He noticed that everyone was trying not to laugh, so he silently walked to the middle of the crowd.

Brother Chao comforted her, "It's good that everyone's alright!"

“That’s too dangerous. Young people shouldn’t be so hot-tempered. You need to control your temper in the future, or you’ll suffer the consequences!” Wang Baoqiang comforted him earnestly.

Wu Qian: "..."

What the hell is going on?!

“This savage from Africa, Bro, my brother Wu Qian also fell into the mud pit just now. Did you see him down there?” Lu Ming suddenly said.

Wu Qian: "..."

"Is that what you think?!"

"Duck!" Lu Ming exclaimed in shock, "That voice sounds so familiar, isn't that my brother Qian Bao?"

Lu Ming looked the young man up and down for a while and exclaimed, "It's only been a short time since I last saw you, and you're a different race! Brother, with your ability to drastically change your race, you're definitely going to be something special in the future!"

Dilraba blinked: "What's promising?"

"There's a circus performance!"

BaBy: "Pfft!!"

Everyone else couldn't help but laugh.

That kid is so mean! Ren Qianbao is already in such a terrible situation, and you still make fun of him...

“CNM!” Wu Qian stared wide-eyed and blurted out the national treasure.

Lu Ming was displeased: "Your resin is a disgrace to our idols. As a senior, I am ashamed to be associated with you! I strongly urge netizens to boycott this inferior idol!"

Wu Qian cursed: "You're a nobody, and you're still making appeals here? Don't you know how obscure you are?"

“Baby, you’re completely unrecognizable now, you’re all smeared into a mud ball. Can I be as smeared as you?” Lu Ming sneered.

"You son of a bitch! Do you believe I'll kill you right now?!"

"..."

"Alright, alright, since Qian'er is alright, hurry up and go to your room to take a shower, then let's begin." Chao Ge glanced at the time and quickly interrupted the two's bickering.

"No need to wash, aren't we going down into the mud pit later? Let's just leave it like this!" Wu Qian recalled all the accidents that had happened that day, his eyes fixed on Lü Ming, devoid of any human sentiment, filled only with the desire to kill him: "I don't care about anything anymore!"

"Yes!" Lü Ming took out an unopened bottle of Erguotou from his pocket, twisted it open casually, and took two big gulps: "I have nothing left to lose!"

Everyone: "..."

The way these two are behaving makes it seem like someone could die at any moment!

The group headed together to a nearby game location.

The sun was shining brightly overhead, and the temperature was extremely hot and humid. Under the scorching sun, people's moods were inevitably somewhat subdued. However, Lü Ming kept drinking one sip after another along the way. Reba walked alongside him, wanting to strike up a conversation, but seeing that his mind was entirely on the wine, she lost interest in talking to him.

[Ding! Host detected drinking 'Erguotou' (a type of Chinese liquor). 'Singing Basics' +20!]

[Ding! Detection...]

[Ding! Host detected to be moderately intoxicated. "Singing Basics" +50!]

A great find!
At this rate, it shouldn't take too long for his singing skills to reach LV4.

At that time, I can casually participate in a music variety show and show off my skills. The contestant's singing skills will crush the experienced judges in the audience. Just thinking about that wonderful scene is quite exciting!

Especially those colleagues who are prejudiced against him, and the haters who criticize him online all day long as a "beautiful waste", wouldn't they be ecstatic on the spot after seeing this?

The alcohol made Lü Ming's vision slightly blurred, and his steps became increasingly unsteady. Feeling that his singing skills, which had been at LV3 for some time, were being further consolidated, he became excited, suddenly cleared his throat, startling those around him, and then happily began to sing a cappella:
"There is a river in the far east~"

His name is Changjiang (Yangtze River).

"There is a river in the far east~"

His name is Huang He (Yellow River).

"In the ancient East, there lived a dragon."

His name is China.

BaBy: "???"

Dilraba: "???"

Everyone: "???"

[Friendly troops, don't make a sound!]

What's with this guy suddenly starting to sing?

Wait, I've never heard this song before!

[His live performance was amazing! He didn't crack his voice like he usually does.]

[As a vocal music student, I was stunned. My friend even doubted his hearing. His breath control during that impromptu live performance was better than our school's instructors, and his pitch was incredibly precise. You absolutely couldn't hear that if you didn't have a solid foundation. Just those few lines of lyrics, putting aside personal style, technically speaking, it felt like he was already at the level of many music competition mentors!]

How much per piece? Let's make money together!

[I don't know, and I dare not ask! The news that this unknown singer can actually sing is as shocking to me as a healer getting a pentakill!]

[He can sing TM, but it's obvious he learned a little bit from somewhere. He only managed to compose these few lines, and he's probably been waiting for a chance to show off in front of the camera. This has really given this seemingly unknown guy a chance to act cool!]

[If anyone actually believes that this washed-up actor can sing, they should listen to "Seeking a Loan" before commenting.]

【"Seeking a Loan" will revolutionize your understanding of singing!】

【…】

Lu Ming's sudden display of skill caused quite a stir in the live stream chat. Given the high popularity of the live stream, many professionals noticed something amiss and expressed their admiration for Lu Ming. However, his critics attributed it to Lu Ming being cunning, stating unequivocally, "What can you possibly deduce from just one lyric? A small sample size has no reference value!"

Many people agree with this explanation.

If this nobody were really that capable, Huayue, who is obsessed with money, would have released an album for him during his peak to make money. How could he have waited until now to the point of relying on negative publicity?
No one wants to believe that the keywords 'beautiful waste' and 'talent' can be combined.

"Did you write these lyrics yourself?" BaBy's eyes lit up. Dilraba's eyes sparkled: "They rhyme quite well, and they sound very positive. Is there a second half?"

"I made it up on the spur of the moment," Lü Ming replied casually.

Upon hearing this, even Chao Ge and the others' expressions changed.

Although none of the people present were singers, they had seen a lot and still had basic appreciation skills. The lyrics were catchy, and they all got the positive energy in them. If a great composer in the music industry were to improve them, the catchy nature and positive message alone would guarantee it would be a popular song!
Seeing the strange looks from the crowd, Lü Ming held his head high, his expression arrogant:
"It's just a little talent, nothing to brag about!"

Wu Qian: "???"

Damn it! I'm the leader of XO, an idol from a top Asian boy band. Have I ever flaunted these glorious qualifications? Now some nobody is pretending to be a singer in front of him, and he even has the audacity to act all high and mighty?!
Who can bear this!
Showing off your skills, huh? Well, your brother Qian's improvisations are not bad either!

Wu Qian immediately launched into a passage of rup single rhyme:

"Look at this bowl, it's so big and round!"

"Just like this noodle, it's both long and wide!"

Lü Ming: "???"

Everyone: "???"

"Qian'er, what are you doing?" Deng Chao asked, puzzled.

Everyone else looked completely bewildered.

“My brother might be hallucinating from hunger and is starting to crave my braised pork intestines. Honey, don’t worry, I’ll make them for you tonight. You want noodles, right? I’ll cook them for you with the concentrated broth from the braised pork intestines. I’ll just cook you a bowl of that thing you were talking about earlier…” Lu Ming paused, “…a big bowl of wide noodles!”

Wu Qian: "..."

Damn it, you bunch of ignorant old Deng's, don't you even know anything about art?
This is called a single rhyme, and it's pretty awesome in the Peninsula rapper scene!

Clearly, no one was interested in appreciating Wu Qian's overly advanced impromptu rap. Wu Qian, who was seething with anger, watched BaBy and Dilraba casually discussing Lü Ming's impromptu live performance. He felt extremely uncomfortable.

Keep pretending, you'll get what's coming to you later!

……

Before long, the members of the crew arrived at a huge mud pit. Compared to the large pit that the production team used to extract mud, this artificial mud pit was filled with thin, muddy water.

Entering a state of moderate intoxication, Lü Ming felt lightheaded and unsteady on his feet. To outsiders, he appeared to be walking unsteadily, and his eyes showed signs of slight intoxication.

The director used a megaphone to explain the rules.

[Mud Pit Battle]

[Rules]: The member who is still standing on the roly-poly toy before the music stops will win. The winner can only watch the next round of the game. The game ends when all three members of any team win!

[Reward]: The winning team will receive a crucial clue card, so please give it your all!
After the rules were read aloud, everyone expressed their understanding.

During the preparation phase, Lü Ming stood at the edge of the mud pit, surveying the scene inside.

Teacher Huang and Wu Qian, who were full of bad intentions, took advantage of his unpreparedness and pounced on him from the left and right like hungry wolves on the hunt!

Lu Ming looked back, but it was too late to dodge. Before he was pushed by the force, he grabbed the two people who were still on the shore.

With a 'plop'!
The three of them fell into the mud.

The mud had already solidified on his body. Wu Qian treated it as if he had taken a bath, and he scrambled out of the mud puddle, charging at Lü Ming with bared teeth and claws: "You idiot!!"

"Hey, what are you doing!" Lu Ming exclaimed.

The next second, the two started fighting in the mud, leaving onlookers speechless!

However, Wu Qian, fighting alone, was no match for Lü Ming at all. He was like a chick being ruthlessly manipulated.

As for Teacher Huang, it wasn't that he didn't want to help, but his old arms and legs weren't as agile as those of young people. From the moment he fell into the mud, he was just like a landlubber trying to swim for the first time, frantically splashing around in the mud, unable to even straighten his back. If Brother Chao hadn't jumped in to help in time, Teacher Huang might have drowned in the mud on the spot!

Upon seeing this situation, the director and the program's writers exchanged bewildered glances.

They didn't even need to say "start" before the three guest stars jumped in and started warming up the atmosphere. Who says guest stars can't let loose?

Their carefully selected regular MCs looked like a bunch of green recruits in front of these three guys!
"Boom, shakaraka, boom, shakaraka~"

As a catchy DJ track started playing, the other members of the Running Man cast jumped into the mud pit.

Ignoring the two idols who were engrossed in their fight, everyone hurried towards the roly-poly toy in the distance.

However, because the mud was so slippery, everyone fell into it one after another while pushing and pulling, getting mouthfuls of mud and looking quite comical. BaBy and Reba even choked and squatted down, spitting out the mud that had accidentally entered their mouths.

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This is way too much!

[This is what a variety show should be like! It's so exciting for me!]

Oh no! Dilraba choked on a mouthful of mud!

[The production team really doesn't treat celebrities like human beings. Dilraba and Angelababy are, after all, goddesses in the Chinese entertainment industry who rely on their looks. Making them look so dirty in front of the camera is really damaging to their image!]

[In other words, even if you're going to do a show in a mud pit, you should at least wear protective clothing and a mask to ensure the mud doesn't get into your mouth or nose. Muddy water is full of bacteria; if it gets on your skin, it will definitely affect your skin health. If you ingest it, it's even more dangerous—at best you'll get sick, at worst you'll need to have your stomach pumped. It's that dangerous!]

When you said that, did you consider that these two idols rely solely on their looks?

[How about we check out Huka and Wu Qian first, and then speak up for our favorite creator?]

The netizens who were reminded took a closer look.

Good guy!
The two idols started fighting the moment they jumped into the mud. Instead of stopping, they fought even more fiercely. Lü Ming mounted his horse and rode on Wu Qian's back, slapping his handsome face repeatedly with his mud-covered hands!
With mud enchanting his hands, the 'piapia' sound from his vagina was painful to hear!

On screen, Meghan's heart trembled, and she immediately teared up: "Let go of Gege! You idiot, let go of Gege the hell!"

Wu Qian was so slapped that he saw stars. Taking advantage of the slippery mud, he rolled over and rammed his head into the mud, knocking Lü Ming down. Then, he let out a howl and grabbed Lü Ming's arm, giving him a frenzied kiss!
"Ah!" Lü Ming cried out in pain, shoving Wu Qian away abruptly. He then curled his legs up and launched a flying kick—

"vomit!!!"

Wu Qian spat out a mouthful of mud on the spot, and then, taking advantage of the slippery terrain of the mud pit, was kicked two meters away!
Heavily drunk, Lü Ming got up, swaying unsteadily, and chased after Wu Qian with light steps. He then kicked the young man lying in the mud repeatedly, sending Wu Qian spinning around in the air. The scene was so chaotic that it looked like a spinning top being whipped!
Yes, spinning tops!
The male idol, who is usually aloof and handsome enough to charm countless girls, is now being whipped like a spinning top!

I'm freaking shocked!

Are they planning to only film this one episode of a variety show in their entire lives?

[No idol baggage, no celebrity aura, just the purest personal grudges!]

"This……"

"They really want to beat each other to death!"

The Running Man cast members were all stunned by Wu Qian and Lü Ming's nonchalant attitude towards life and death, their faces contorted with rage, and their heads were buzzing.

If these two young people are already like this, wouldn't it be pretentious for them to still put on airs and care about their image?
With this thought in mind, everyone lowered their standards and went all out!

"Baby, you go first, I'll help you hold them off!" Brother Chao shouted, grabbing Big Black Bull.

Influenced by Lü Ming and Wu Qian, the two beautiful actresses on camera were also inspired to compete.

BaBy was as fierce as a tomboy, punching Dilraba and kicking Chen Chichi. She immediately climbed onto the roly-poly toy and held on tightly to the pole.

However, because the roly-poly toy could sway in all directions, Li Chen pulled it flat, and the baby on it naturally fell into the mud, whereupon Chen Chichi stole the chicken.

Deng Chao showed no mercy to Chen Chichi, rushing up to hug his neck and even kicking him with both feet. In less than two seconds, the two of them fell into the mud.

Reba tried several times, and in the chaos, someone kicked her in the forehead. Reba fell to the ground in pain, and this scene was captured clearly in a close-up shot. However, she stood up from the mud without caring about the injury and did not act coy at all. She tried her best to squeeze in.

The live stream chat has been flooded with comments expressing sympathy.

"Help... Someone fucking have to save me!"

Wu Qian weakly called out to his teammates.

Seeing that he couldn't compete, Chen Chichi hurriedly went to rescue Wu Qian. Seeing that BaBy was standing on the roly-poly toy again and that Deng Chao was providing cover, Teacher Huang from the Red Team also walked towards Wu Qian.

"Teacher Huang, please protect Baby!"

"You can protect him, I'll go clean up the mess!"

Deng Chao: "..."

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