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Chapter 31 Drunken Rampage! The washed-up guy's gone crazy again! [Please continue reading]

"Filth!" Teacher Huang grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and threw it at Lü Ming with all his might. Seeing the mud splatter on Lü Ming, he became excited, stuck out his tongue, and let out a series of strange laughs: "Hooray, Uncle is here to take you in!"

"You're a bit of a pervert!" Lu Ming looked at Teacher Huang with disdain. Seeing that BaBy was holding on tightly to the roly-poly toy pole and wouldn't come down, and that his teammates Reba and Wang Baoqiang couldn't squeeze up no matter how hard they tried, Lu Ming had no choice but to let go of Wu Qian and quickly think of a solution.

Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!
Teacher Huang threw several lumps of mud at me.

Lu Ming nimbly dodged, then suddenly a brilliant idea struck him: "I've got it!"

He had been drunk earlier, but had drawn a professional-level throwing technique. He hadn't thought about it while he was having a heated argument with Wu Qian. Now, reminded by Teacher Huang, Lü Ming picked up a lump of mud from the ground.

Aim, throw—all in one smooth motion!
"Hahahaha!" One second Teacher Huang was gloating over his successful sneak attack, but the next second, a huge blob of mud splattered and exploded on his face, turning his entire old face into a paste. His unrestrained laughter came to an abrupt halt: "Ouch! My eyes, mud got in my eyes!"

Wu Qian had just stood up from the ground when he opened his mouth and roared, "Paste... ugh..."

"Cough cough cough..."

"Ha—Te!!!"

Before he could finish speaking, a lump of mud suddenly filled his mouth and blocked his throat. Wu Qian choked and coughed violently, gagging repeatedly.

Lu Ming looked at his hands in disbelief. This feeling of being able to use them so skillfully was just too amazing!
This isn't a mud pit; it's paradise!
Fueled by the strong effects of alcohol, Lü Ming felt refreshed and immediately got hyped!
Using the slippery bottom of the mud pit, Lü Ming rushed forward, enjoying the silky smoothness while scooping up clumps of mud from the water with both hands, and then frantically throwing them at the disaster area where people were pushing and shoving each other in front of the roly-poly toy!

Deng Chao was still talking a second ago when a lump of mud was shoved into his mouth: "Wow, tui! I ate a mouthful of mud, what's going on?!"

Lu Ming remained silent, simply using whatever was available and throwing it wildly!
Mud flew towards his face like it was free. In his panic, Brother Chao was hit so hard that he couldn't even open his eyes. His face was covered in mud and water. He thought he had encountered some kind of terrorist attack and ran around in a panic, but the clumps of mud always managed to hit his face accurately.

Deng Chao couldn't tell if the mud or tears were on his face; he just kept shouting, "Sidaopu, Sidaopu, Sidaopu..."

"Hahahaha!" BaBy burst into laughter at Chao Ge's embarrassing situation.

The next second, 'smack!'
The moment the mud exploded on her face, everything went black, and her mind went blank.

‘Poof! ’

BaBy, the only one standing on the platform, fell into the mud. The director, who was about to press pause to confirm the winner, had no choice but to let the DJ continue playing the music.

Li Chen and Chen Chichi were not spared either, both getting completely covered in mud thrown by Lü Ming.

When the hot-tempered Big Black Bull saw that Hu Ka was being so cheeky, he immediately charged into battle, covered in mud: "You little rascal, you better not get caught by me!"

"Lu Ming! You're in trouble, you're in big trouble!" Chen Chichi shouted, pointing at Lu Ming.

Wu Qian: "Let's hold him down together!"

Teacher Huang: "Stop fighting, let's get the coffee burning first!"

Hearing the two men's appeals, everyone aggressively surrounded Lü Ming, digging up mud to fight back. But Lü Ming's hands were like an automatic catapult, digging and shooting, shooting and digging without stopping for a moment. In particular, the way he sprinted at high speed on the slippery mud surface with his knees bent was no different from skating on ice.

Such an efficient pull almost avoided all the mud thrown at him. Instead, the crowd that surrounded him was covered in mud, their vision blurred, and they fell down or tumbled in the mud in a flurry of activity, looking extremely disheveled.

Whoosh!
Another blob of mud bloomed on BaBy's pretty face. She lost her balance and fell forward, face-planting a large chunk of mud from the ground, immediately choking and tearing up...

"Boom! Shakaraka! Boom! Shakaraka!"

Amidst the DJ's frenzied roar, Lü Ming was in high spirits, his whole being resembling a dancer performing on a mud puddle. Despite being covered in sticky mud, his agile figure and unrestrained movements revealed a natural and unrestrained temperament in that instant.

No way, how dare he be so reckless!

Even as a man, I think he looked incredibly handsome at that moment!

I'm dying of laughter! This guy's like a pea shooter...

[Peashooter? That's a machine gunner!]

Wang Baoqiang and Reba, who were rushing over to help, were both shocked by what they saw.

"This guy is too fierce!" Dilraba exclaimed in shock.

Wang Baoqiang was overjoyed: "Who said this coffee is burnt? This coffee is fantastic!"

"He's so handsome!" Dilraba's beautiful eyes sparkled.

Wang Baoqiang: "...His face was covered in mud, how did you see that he was handsome?"

"Uncle, you don't understand. Being handsome is a feeling, just like this!" Dilraba stared at Lü Ming, who was attacking from behind and making the brothers cry out in pain.

"Don't come any closer, I can handle this by myself!" Lu Ming, fighting six opponents single-handedly, didn't forget to call out to his teammates, "You two hold the platform and make sure we win!"

Dilraba and Wang Baoqiang stood on the roly-poly toy at the same time, one on each side. Although they tilted to the left and right due to their different weights, they did not fall off.

Normally, a roly-poly toy can only remain stable when one person stands on it, so everyone assumes that only one member can win in each round. However, after Lü Ming's disruption, without any interference, it is possible for two people to stand on the roly-poly toy at the same time and win together!

While displaying his skillful maneuvering, Lü Ming, now quite drunk, and with his thoughts becoming increasingly muddled, immediately and with great enthusiasm, requested a more friendly verbal interaction with his brothers, beyond physical interaction:

"Standing before you now is the number one ADC in the Chinese entertainment industry, the strongest marksman in the national server, the strongest player in League of Legends, and a top 100 player in Honor of Kings!"

"If the knife isn't sharp and the horse is too thin, how can you fight me!"

"Look at the mud!!"

Suddenly, Deng Chao was hit on the forehead by a lump of mud, and he was completely dazed: "It seems like something is on fire!"

"It didn't catch fire, it just pretended!" Chen Chichi gritted his teeth.

"Aaaaaah!" Li Chen roared as he chased after him, but Hu Ka was like an eel, impossible to catch. After a series of maneuvers, he ended up covered in mud and looking disheveled. To make matters worse, the free-spirited Lü Ming stopped not far away, his expression indifferent: "Accepting disciples!"

Li Chen: "??!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Kill the loser!!"

In an instant, the members of both teams were enraged and charged at Lü Ming like madmen!

"There are no towering trees in society. Remember my name, Lü Ming. Chi Chi, stop right now! Your QQ Farm just sent you a notification saying you're terrible at the game!"

Chen Chichi: "?!"

"If you can't even hit the target at this distance, we suggest you call the hotline 10068668. They offer on-site installation of the prosthesis, a three-year return policy, a five-year warranty, and money back if it doesn't work!"

Wu Qian: "?!"

"It's too hot and I'm irritable. If I don't smile, don't make a scene, Teacher Huang. If you keep acting up, I might bully an old person!"

Teacher Huang: "!!!"

At this moment, the blush on the faces of those in the martial arts world outweighed all words; in everyone's heart, there were only three pure letters.

CNM!!

[Hahaha!]

Oh my god, I'm going to piss myself laughing at this bumbling jerk!

[He keeps spouting slutty nonsense, what on earth is going on in his head?!]

[He seems to have no creative blocks at all; I'm jealous of his talent!]

A man who's seven parts drunk will make you cry; a washed-up actor who's seven parts drunk will make you cry with madness!

Is this guy playing the zombie mode in CrossFire?!

[This guy doesn't even need to aim, he can just throw it and get a headshot?!]

I never expected him to have this kind of talent.

[Aimbot + headshot lock + scripted movement, are you even going to pretend anymore?]

[There are cheaters, can't play!]

Is playing well considered cheating?

[There are no numerical scores, only hard work and sweat. Hitting a stationary target while throwing mud is already quite an achievement, but to hit a moving target flawlessly while gliding—the accuracy of that is beyond question.]

[Good news: This unknown actor has talent; bad news: his talent isn't on par with the rest of the Chinese entertainment industry!]

Is this still a variety show from the Chinese entertainment industry?

This is insane!

"Split up!" "Reba and Baoqiang are going to win!"

"Let them win, we can lose the game, but we must remain obscure!"

Enraged, the crowd immediately scattered and surrounded them from different directions.

Before long, Lü Ming was surrounded in the middle. Da Hei Niu threw Lü Ming into the mud with a flying shoulder charge. The other guests rushed over, and even BaBy grabbed two lumps of mud and smeared them on Lü Ming's face to get revenge!

[Ding! Host detected as deeply intoxicated. Singing skills increased by 88!]

[[Singing Basics] Advanced: Lv4!]

As the alcohol continued to take effect in his body, his intoxication threshold reached a certain level. In a daze, Lü Ming, who was trapped in the mud, suddenly felt a jolt and was overjoyed.

I've really mastered the proficiency required for the next stage of singing skills!
Her LV4 level singing skills surpass even those of veteran singers who have accumulated over a decade or two in the music industry. Even the kings and queens who influenced an era, setting aside their personal styles, are absolutely on par in terms of technical skill alone!

With good lyrics and music, becoming the king of the music scene in this era is practically a certainty!

As for good lyrics and music?

He has a whole world's worth of music in his head!

……

Dilraba looked anxious: "Why hasn't the director called 'cut' yet?!"

“Yes, it’s been so long!” Wang Baoqiang immediately jumped off the stage to help his teammate out of the predicament.

Just then, a sudden change in the distance made both of them stare in disbelief!

Even the production team, who had been watching from the shore the whole time, all widened their eyes in surprise!

"The wind and snow have weighed me down for two or three years, but I laugh as if the wind and snow are as light as cotton. It's time to show my true skills!!"

Completely intoxicated, Lü Ming let out a passionate roar, then suddenly swept his leg, knocking everyone around him to the ground in the mud, where they thrashed about...

The visual impact of this scene is simply too strong!

[The coffee isn't fully cooked yet!]

【Fuck! 】

【effort!!!】

After the brothers stood up from the mud, they chased after Lü Ming like madmen!

At this moment, Lü Ming, who was heavily intoxicated, had completely let loose and was running wildly in the mud. He was as strong as an ox and as slippery as a fish, sliding left and right, completely frantic, and actually began to 'swim like a dragon' in the mud!
As soon as they got up, they sat down, unable to even stand up straight. Even though the mud was soft, the repeated back and forth jolted them so much that their bottoms ached, and they screamed in pain. The way they cried and struggled was just like drowning moths!

"Help!"

"Stop shoveling! I was wrong, I was really wrong!"

"I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore, Xiao Ming... oh no, Brother Ming, please let me go, I think I'm choking on mud!"

"Stop right there, Mr. Huang is dizzy!!"

"Who's going to take this madman away?!"

"..."

They tried to escape, but there was no way to escape. Big Black Bull used his arms to lock Lu Ming's ankles tightly, while Chen Chichi on the other side simply wrapped his whole body around Lu Ming's calves.

But at this moment, Lu Ming, who was drunk and in a fit of rage, was like a bull. Not only was he being entangled by the two men, but he also grabbed one of Wu Qian's and Teacher Huang's legs with each hand, as if he were handling chicks. In a flamboyant manner, he dragged all four of them through the mud. Black Bull and Chi Chi were alright, but Teacher Huang and Wu Qian, who were on the verge of death, truly lost all face!
【66666! 】

I'm dying of laughter!

[Isn't this washed-up celebrity just a crazy troll criticizing idols?!]

[The pinnacle of domestic variety shows! Undisputed!]

ashore.

"He's a human being?!"

"It's a human-shaped yak!"

"Director, maybe we should hurry up and stop making this. This burnt coffee is terrifying. It's one thing for Brother Chao and the others, but Teacher Huang's old bones are too strong. If we let him keep going, I'm really afraid something bad will happen!" The program writer reminded him with a worried look on his face.

Looking at the barrage of comments in the live stream, the director showed no concern for the guests, only a thirst for viewership: "Something went wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Don't panic, keep playing the music, keep dancing!"

"Our guests are tough and thick-skinned; getting shoveled a couple of times won't hurt them. Being dragged around in the mud is just a joke. But you, my friend, today we're going to become legends and quickly take the top spot in the industry!"

After saying that, the director silently turned up the DJ volume on the equipment in front of him!
The blaring background music drowned out the guests' screams for help, as well as the conversations of other crew members around them.

Looking at the incredible, unimaginable data displayed in the live stream's backend, he was overjoyed. He closed his eyes, completely absorbed in the DJ's rhythm, and then swayed his body with ecstatic abandon.

"Let's get hyped up and excited!"

The screenwriter, who had just been looking worried, glanced at the rapidly rising data in the background out of the corner of his eye, and decided to steel himself, abandoning his helpful sentiments, and danced happily with the director.

They are destined for immense wealth!
Seeing that Brother Chao and his group were lying in the mud crying and refusing to get up, Lu Ming, who was letting loose, lost interest in interacting with them. Seeing that the director and producer on the shore were swaying their hips wildly and had no intention of stopping, he immediately abandoned his crying and wailing, changed his target, and rushed to the shore!
"That evil star seems to have left!" Chen Chichi said weakly.

Deng Chao looked back and exclaimed, "Damn it, he's gone crazy up there!"

Everyone: "??!"

Not content with messing with them, they even dared to mess with the production team?!
Are you out of your mind?!
When the crew saw Lü Ming sprinting towards them, they were all terrified and retreated to a distance, yelling at the top of their lungs, "Director, run!!"

The music was so loud that even though they were shouting at the top of their lungs, the director and screenwriter remained oblivious, completely absorbed in their own mental world.

The next second, a force of gravity came from behind them, and the two of them jolted awake. The moment they opened their eyes, they saw the world spinning around them.

It felt like I was flying in the sky!
Walter? !
The moment they realized what was happening, they plunged headfirst into the mud below, their bodies completely submerged up to their necks. They struggled for only three seconds before falling silent.

It's so hard and motionless; if you covered it with a sign, it would look just like a tombstone!
"Oh my god!!!"

"director--!!"

The crew members were terrified; their faces contorted in shock.

Having worked in the industry for so many years, they pride themselves on their exceptional experience in the Chinese entertainment circle. They've long been accustomed to guests acting like divas, arguing, or even fighting in private. But a guest daring to hit a director like today has truly overturned their usual understanding.

"Quickly, get the director out of the water!"

"Pull your head out first! Someone hurry up and jump down to pull your head out! If you hold it in for too long, you'll look like a human!"

"Huka's gone down there. He probably knows he's messed up and is trying to get revenge... Holy crap! He's still going crazy!!"

People stared in disbelief as Lü Ming treated the director like a screw, pulling him deeper and deeper into the mire. Everyone lost control of their facial expressions!

The frenetic music suddenly stopped, and the surroundings finally quieted down. Then, the staff rushed forward and jumped into the mud pit like dumplings being dropped into a pot, surrounding and controlling Lü Ming!

The director and screenwriter were barely pulled out of the mud pit, still dazed and unsteady on their feet, when they saw Lü Ming slide tackle them, knocking down a large number of people. His fierce momentum caused their pupils to contract sharply!

Faced with the obstruction of dozens of staff members, Lü Ming would sweep his leg with a "kucha" and slide tackle with a "kuchi". He was like Lü Bu in his prime. Wherever he went, men would kneel down and women would fall at his feet!
"Help! My life!" The director was terrified and ran frantically at the top of his lungs, but because the mud was too slippery, he fell face-first into the mud.

The screenwriter was slow to run, and was immediately tackled and lifted high by Lü Ming, before landing with a 'plop' on the director's back.

belch!!

The middle-aged director suddenly let out a burp, his neck tilted to the side, and he fainted on the spot!

Lu Ming transformed into a steely figure in the mud, going completely berserk!
"Help! Help!"

"That bum has gone crazy!"

Terrified screams echoed throughout the room.

It's a mess! It's a complete mess!
The entire recording site was in complete chaos!

Sitting on the verge of death in a mud pit not far away, the members of the brotherhood, who had been driven to depression by the shoveling, were stunned by the chaotic scene.

It's bad enough that they're being tormented by unknown actors, but why is the production team also suffering?!

This guy isn't here to film a variety show!
They're here to cause trouble!

When a nobody like this goes on and on like this, what's the difference between him and the Monkey King causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace?!
　Asking for a monthly ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)