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Chapter 74: One Plan Eliminates Three Evils! Each of you has at least three things to say! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

【Fuck! 】

This is so exciting!

[This washed-up guy is serious! He's gone mad! At first, he just wanted to get rid of these guys, but now he really wants to pack them up and "send them away"!]

[Most of my enemies are already on the bus. One for three, even a washed-up guy doesn't lose out!]

[Stop joking, Hu Ka is genuinely shaken. That's almost 220 kilometers per hour! If you turn the steering wheel even slightly harder, the car will flip over!]

Why are these three messing with nobodies?

This is truly going to result in rivers of blood!

Why aren't the critics saying anything? Shouldn't you be overjoyed about something like this?

[Damn it, it's good that he's not popular anymore, but the problem is our beloved pigeon is on the bus too!!]

[Social survival tip #1: Never mess with a drunk. Tip #2: Never belittle or insult a driver, especially one traveling on the highway!]

These are lessons learned the hard way!

Those who haven't passed away, just be more careful in your next life!

【Nazha, my Nazha!】

[Stop this, you blabbermouth! Nazha and Xiao Meng are innocent. Don't wrongly accuse innocent people!]

The netizens who had previously been complaining about the washed-up celebrity suddenly became the punching bag, and the entire chat room was thrown into chaos.

Even Gangzi, who was watching the live stream, was stunned by this sudden live stream mishap.

"Is he for real?!" Gangzi was a little unsure for a moment, but the astonishing speed and daring driving maneuvers made him sweat profusely while watching on the screen.

at this time.

Inside the van, everyone's face was deathly pale.

Wu Qian, You Han, and Sister Zheng had completely lost their minds: "Ahhhhh!!"

At that moment, heart-wrenching screams became the main melody inside the car.

The astonishing speed made everyone feel like they were flying ahead while their souls were chasing behind. Especially when Lü Ming was driving at such a breathtaking speed, he stopped looking ahead and turned around to yell at them and express his dissatisfaction. Everyone was so frightened that their brains stopped thinking and only instinctive panic remained!

Sister Meng and Nazha were also pale-faced, their cerebellum shrunken from fright. Perhaps it was because the car was filled with the hysterical screams of Sister Zheng and the other two that they were so frightened that they were completely disoriented. Their mouths were slightly open, but they couldn't make a sound.

"Damn it!!" Sister Zheng's voice trembled: "Look ahead, there's a car, a car! Watch the road!!"

Lu Ming looked back and saw a Hellcat speeding ahead, about to crash into it. He gently turned the steering wheel, and amidst the horrified stares of the crowd, Lu Ming made a daring lane change to the left, speeding past with only a gap of about two or three fists, leaving behind a whistling sound!

"Roar! Ro ...

The Hellcat driver exclaimed, "What just 'whooshed' past?!"

The white guy, who had been leisurely driving, looked closely and was immediately stunned: "A... a business van!?"

"What?!"

"My engine is a 6.2T V8, how can I put up with this?!"

The driver took this as a provocation and immediately floored the accelerator. The Hellcat, which had become a global sensation because of "Fast & Furious," immediately emitted a sharp meow due to the violent roar of the engine!
"Stop! Stop it! Tell us what your problem is, and we'll meet any demand!" Wu Qian's crotch was already soaked with sweat. Ignoring his disheveled appearance, he pleaded, "Bao, Mingbao, please, calm down!"

"Yes, you have a bright future ahead of you, please don't do anything foolish." You Han's eyes were red, and tears were already streaming down his face.

She was genuinely terrified and cried!
Seeing that Lü Ming remained silent, he quickly said in a trembling voice, "Brother, you are my brother. What happened before was all my fault. I admit my mistake. I am guilty. You can tell me anything that makes you uncomfortable. I will change!"

Seeing that Lü Ming remained silent, Sister Zheng quickly looked at Nazha and said, "Say something!"

She simply nudged Naza's shoulder from behind, and the next second, the woman's neck tilted to the side, and she leaned against the window, having fainted without anyone noticing.

Sister Zheng: "..."

She didn't have time to think about anything else. She glanced at Meng Ziyi and before she could even speak, she saw that Meng Ziyi was lying stiffly on the cushion, her mouth slightly open and her eyes rolled back. She had obviously been unconscious for a while.

Sister Zheng was at a loss, her expression blank.

She wondered why, even though she had been shouting herself hoarse, these two women had remained silent the whole time. It turned out they had been scared out of their wits!

Amidst the horrified gazes of the three, Lü Ming slowed down and turned around: "You mocked my unfortunate family, accused me of smearing the entertainment industry, and slandered me as immoral. My young heart has been deeply hurt, and I need a sincere apology!"

Wu Qian: "I'm sorry!"

You Han: "I was wrong!"

Sister Zheng: "I am guilty!"

The three men's expressions lit up with joy, and they immediately confessed their crimes with great excitement.

This guy seems to have finally calmed down!
"So happy to apologize?" Lu Ming scoffed. "I didn't sense any sincerity at all!"

Sister Zheng snorted coldly: "Don't go too far!"

at this time.

whoosh-

The car suddenly made a loud noise as a roaring Hellcat overtook them at a speed of up to 150 mph. After passing, the other car rolled down its window and raised its middle finger to initiate an interaction request.

"Huh?" Lu Ming snorted in surprise and slammed the accelerator to the floor!
The speed, which had just slowed down, surged again!
"So what if you drive a sports car?!" Lu Ming retorted angrily. "I'm going to run over this Hellcat! If I can take all three of you with me, my life will have been worth it!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Stop! Stop!"

Screams erupted again inside the car, and Sister Zheng cried out, "I was wrong, I was wrong!"

"We really know we were wrong!!" Wu Qian and You Han cried out and begged for mercy, their emotions clearly on the verge of collapse.

Lu Ming's expression was cold: "Kneel down. Each of you has at least three things to say!"

"Kneel...kneel down?!" You Han exclaimed in disbelief.

Wu Qian cursed, "You son of a bitch..."

Snapped! ! !
Another slap landed, making his head buzz.

Wu Qian looked completely bewildered: "???"

"Just kneel down when I tell you to! Don't provoke him anymore!" Sister Zheng shouted excitedly. "Do you really want him to send us all away before you're satisfied?"

Wu Qian dared not speak out in anger: "Where should I kneel?!"

Without a moment's delay, You Han knelt down in the aisle of the car. Seeing that You Han had knelt down, Wu Qian followed suit and knelt down in the aisle with a face full of humiliation.

“And you!” Lu Ming turned around and glanced at Sister Zheng.

Sister Zheng asked hesitantly, "With our relationship, is that really necessary?"

"You think you're worthy to talk to me about friendship?" Lu Ming's voice was cold.

Sister Zheng's legs went weak, fearing that she would further provoke Lü Ming, and she immediately knelt down in the aisle behind the two of them in a humiliating manner.

Lu Ming said in a nonchalant tone, "Let's start with Sister Zheng."

Sister Zheng: "..."

What does face matter in the face of life?
She found an excuse to convince herself, and then said in a tearful voice, "I shouldn't have borrowed money and not paid it back, I shouldn't have exposed our chat history and made you look like a simp, and I shouldn't have played with your feelings!"

"Any more?"

"I'm...I'm sorry, I was wrong, I let you down!" Sister Zheng said this with tears in her eyes, as if she were being very serious.

Lu Ming snorted: "Next, You Han, you have to slap yourself for every word you say!"

"???" You Han was furious: "Why should I!"

Lu Ming remained silent. Seeing that the car had already reached its maximum speed but still couldn't catch up with the Hellcat in front, he suddenly slammed on the brakes, sending everyone in the back aisle to the front.

"Ah!!" The three of them thought they had bumped into something, their hearts were in their throats, they were terrified!

Before they could react, Lü Ming floored the accelerator again, accelerating rapidly and leaving them all behind once more. With them in front and behind, they felt as if their souls were about to leave their bodies.

"Stop, stop! I'll talk, I'll talk, okay?!" You Han was so frightened that his eyes were brimming with tears, and his voice was filled with despair.

As Lü Ming's car gradually regained its speed, You Han lightly slapped himself on the face, only to hear Lü Ming's voice coming from the front: "Haven't you eaten yet?!"

You Han: "I have dignity!"

"Hehe." Lu Ming smiled calmly, responding to the protest with the loud roar of his engine.

Yu Han gritted his teeth, and as if drawing on a blank sheet of paper, he slapped his own pale cheek hard, making it quickly turn red. When he moved his hand away, a clear handprint appeared on it... Yu Han endured the humiliation: "I shouldn't have tried to ride on your coattails!"

Snapped! ! !
"I shouldn't be using your negative publicity to advertise my new drama!"

Snapped! ! !
"I shouldn't distort the truth!"

Lu Ming scoffed: "If I say you're wrong, you're guilty!"

You Han clenched his fists so tightly that his teeth seemed about to break, and he practically spat out a voice through gritted teeth: "I was wrong, I'm guilty..."

Lu Ming gradually slowed down the car: "Next!"

Wu Qian was initially struggling internally, but seeing that You Han had already done it, he put aside his hatred, gritted his teeth, slapped himself, and shouted in frustration, "I shouldn't have taken revenge!"

Snapped! !

I shouldn't have smeared you!

With only one step left to go, Wu Qian suddenly stammered and couldn't speak. He racked his brains for a long time but couldn't think of anything he had done wrong.

Lu Ming sneered: "It seems your attitude in admitting your mistake isn't sincere enough!"

"I really don't know..."

"That's enough, alright?"

"Trying to negotiate with me?" Lu Ming ordered, "You two, each slap him once, and we'll call it even!"

Snapped!Snapped!
Before Wu Qian could react, he saw Sister Zheng slap him hard across the face, followed by You Han. The two of them seemed to be venting their anger, slapping themselves with all their might!
His cheeks immediately became red and swollen, and even his eyes became clear: "Are you taking your anger out on me?"

"Living is more important than anything else!"

"Stop causing trouble... Qianbao!"

The two men spoke earnestly, as if they were doing it for his own good, and kept giving Wu Qian meaningful glances.

Under such circumstances, even if he felt a thousand grievances, Wu Qian could only swallow his pride and say with a humiliated expression, "Is that alright now?!"

Lu Ming nodded and slammed on the gas pedal: "I forgive you!"

"Then you'd better slow down right now!" Wu Qian yelled in panic, "Driving that fast is inhuman!!"

Seeing that the three were clearly flustered, Lü Ming weighed the pros and cons and explained, "Actually, this is a highway with no speed limit. Don't worry, considering how sincere you are, I will definitely get you to your destination as quickly as possible!"

"Everyone back to your seats, hold on tight and sit down!"

Sister Zheng: "???"

You Han: "!!!"

Wu Qian: "Huh?"

The three of them were completely bewildered. What did this seemingly oblivious guy mean by being so happy?

All three of them wore expressions of helplessness and fear, but seeing that Lü Ming wouldn't listen to their advice, they had no choice but to return to their seats with trepidation. At least Lü Ming's emotions seemed to have stabilized.

In less than five minutes, the group arrived at the highway exit. After walking for another five minutes, the car came to a smooth stop in the underground parking garage outside Times Square, New York.

"vomit!!!"

"Wow!!"

The moment the car door opened, You Han, Sister Zheng, and Wu Qian jumped out and immediately began vomiting violently in front of the sewer, completely disregarding their image.

【it's over. 】

[We survived!]

[When that idiot was speeding recklessly on the highway with the gas pedal floored, my sister knelt in front of the TV, begging him to spare Qianbao. It made me really nervous. When I saw Qianbao survive, my sister cried tears of joy, shouting that he was saved! I also breathed a sigh of relief, shouting that the idiot was saved!]

The Chinese entertainment industry can do without Zheng Jie, Wu Qian, and You Han, but it absolutely cannot do without those washed-up celebrities who bring joy to everyone!

Between the court hearing and the banquet, the unknown actor played a joke on everyone...

[I've never seen such explosive program effects before!]

[The production team, knowing full well that this nobody has a grudge against these three, still dared to put them in the same car. Aren't you afraid that my nobody brother will get himself involved and be traded for all three of them?]

The production team is largely to blame for this!

Netizens were still in shock, and some fans, including Yuzu, Xiao Erduo, and Meigeni, were not only cursing the flop but also celebrating their own idols' survival.

Naza's eyelashes fluttered, and she opened her eyes with a blank expression, looking around with a bewildered look: "Where are we?"

"Is this the underworld? Are we in the wrong place?" Meng Ziyi woke up from the back seat, looking completely bewildered.

Lu Ming poked his head out: "Don't worry, it doesn't seem like it."

"Oh my god, brother, you're still alive?!" Meng Ziyi was startled. She was behind the driver's seat and couldn't see Lü Ming before.

Just as the two women were shocked, they heard a series of retching sounds coming from outside. Looking to the side, they saw You Han and Wu Qian squatting in the corner retching. In particular, Sister Zheng, who was a newcomer in the entertainment industry, was kneeling in front of the sewer and violently vomiting without any goddess image. Her vulgar behavior made them all frown.

This is too embarrassing!

The two women admitted that they felt somewhat nauseous watching it.

"Hahahaha!"

"I survived... ugh... I survived! I finally survived... ugh!"

"Mom... ugh... Dad... ugh... I'm not dead, I'm still alive... Your son is alive and well, I'll be a top star in the Chinese entertainment industry sooner or later, I'm lucky and I won't die!!"

The three of them were retching and laughing maniacally, as if they had suffered too much shock. At this moment, they all looked somewhat mentally unstable.

"Didn't you say before that you wanted to... perish together with them?" Naza turned around and looked at the calm young man in front of her.

Lü Ming smiled wryly: "I just wanted to scare them, but I didn't expect them to take it seriously..."

"Actually, nobody knows that I value my life more than anyone else. If you encounter a similar situation in the future, you can rest assured and enjoy the thrill of speed and passion!"

Naza: "???"

Meng Ziyi: "???"

A scare?
You still enjoy this kind of thrill?!
Brother, what kind of good person could stand being scared like that by you!
The two women stared wide-eyed at Lü Ming, their faces filled with disbelief. Looking at the warm smile on his face, they felt as if their mental world had collapsed at that moment.

Recalling what had happened, both women still felt shaken.

No kidding.

They felt like they had just escaped death. If their brains hadn't automatically activated their protective mechanisms and shut down, they probably would have been scared out of their wits like the three outside.

Seeing the three people's abnormal mental state, they were truly terrified.

"If you don't want to get into trouble, you'd better come with me quickly!" Lu Ming reminded Naza, and then got out of the car at a fast pace.

Naza knew that the three victims would definitely kill Huka once they recovered. Being as clever as she was, she quickly jumped out of the car and jogged to catch up with Lu Ming's footsteps as they entered the elevator leading to the ground.

Meng Ziyi hurriedly chased after her, shouting, "Don't close the door! I haven't come in yet!"

"Go find your teammates!" Lu Ming said, and pushed Meng Ziyi out of the elevator.

As the elevator doors closed, Sister Meng stood there dumbfounded, muttering weakly, "I'm scared..."

"That's not right. You Han is my teammate. He's going to kill Huka, not me. What am I afraid of?" Sister Meng exclaimed that the atmosphere just now was too tense, making her think that she was in big trouble. In fact, she was also a victim.
Thinking this, Sister Meng immediately went to find You Han with great interest.

Does he like to act like a domineering CEO in front of his older sister?
Let's see how you pretend this time!
And at this time.

The live stream chat exploded with excitement as the uninformed commenter revealed the truth!

【? ? ? 】

[Scare Qianbao and the others?]

[Your emo expression was so genuine, it made my heart race as a Ming hater watching, and you're telling me you never intended to take us all down with you?]

[XSWL!]

[One plan eliminates three evils? Is that even possible?]

It's hard to imagine how Sister Zheng and the others would react if they knew the truth...

Wouldn't that make you faint with anger?

【…】

(End of this chapter)