This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur
Chapter 75 Everyone's stunned! Drinking strong liquor like water, chugging vodka straight from
Chapter 75: Collective Stun! Drinking strong liquor like water, chugging vodka straight from the bottle, an explosive frenzy! [Seeking monthly votes]
[Dizzy from anger? If it were me, I'd probably die of anger the moment I found out the truth!]
[Kneeling down in public for obscure celebrities, wiping away tears and begging for forgiveness, even slapping themselves in the face as an apology—I can't look at these three the same way anymore...]
[Qianbao is the biggest victim!]
Qianbao was so scared he peed his pants; his idol image is completely shattered...
[It's okay. Qianbao cosplayed a fountain on a pressure point mat during the last Running Man recording. His hemorrhoids even burst then, but he's still thriving now, isn't he? These are minor incidents!]
[He's already in such a terrible situation, yet he still dares to go against an unknown celebrity; he's truly brave!]
[Can't you bunch of haters at least use your tongues properly?!]
[Qianbao will kill all of you traitors sooner or later!]
[I know Meghan is anxious, but please don't panic. To be honest, it's all because that unknown actor's acting was too realistic. In that situation, it's hard not to believe that he genuinely wanted to take the whole car down with him. I would have been terrified too. It's not shameful!]
[Yes, Megan, calm down. It's normal for your pigeons to embarrass themselves. I'm used to it. There's nothing I can't accept.]
【I'm calming down, you %$#@!】
Netizens were overjoyed and flooded the screen with comments.
As the live stream chat was flooded with comments, the fan groups of Meigeni, Youzi, and Xiao Erduo, who had lost their tempers, started cursing wildly in the chat. The onlookers, seeing this, burst into laughter.
The show's PD also arrived at the underground parking garage, and only after seeing that the three 'victims' had finished vomiting did he turn the camera on them.
The netizens were getting impatient listening to the three men cursing and swearing. Just then, another van pulled up in the nearby parking space.
When Brother Chao and his group got out of the car, they were somewhat surprised to see that Sister Zheng and her two companions had arrived first.
"You guys were so fast?!" Black Bull exclaimed in shock.
Deng Chao got out of the car, somewhat bewildered: "Didn't we leave first?"
"Where did Ming'er and Nazha go?" Chen Chichi looked around curiously, but found no trace of Lü Ming and Nazha. He then looked at Deng Chao and said, "Old Deng, I told you to drive faster a long time ago. Look, Lü Ming and Nazha have probably already gone to make money. We've already lost at the starting line!"
Deng Chao looked embarrassed, but recalling his previous experience, he was still shaken: "Did you see it when you came? There were people speeding on the highway!"
When this topic came up, the other guests also opened up and shared their feelings.
Chen Chichi's eyebrows danced with excitement: "Yes, yes, yes, it just 'whooshed' past in a flash!"
"There was a minivan similar to ours, and another one was a Hellcat. You guys didn't see the speed; I estimated it was at least 220 kilometers per hour!" Black Bull exclaimed. "I vaguely saw a group of young people sitting in that minivan. I have to say, these days young people will really do anything for thrills..."
“We were all terrified!” BaBy said excitedly.
"..." The three looked at each other, none of them knowing how to begin.
You Han clarified with a complicated expression: "That wasn't for the sake of seeking thrills; the driver genuinely wanted to take everyone 'away'!"
"How did you know?" BaBy asked instinctively.
Chen Chichi explained, "That's an unrestricted highway. Even with light traffic, there are still some daring adventurers who seek thrills. I used to see similar videos all the time."
"I'll say it again, they weren't looking for some kind of thrill!" You Han shouted solemnly, "Everyone in the car has been kidnapped by the driver!"
Everyone looked puzzled.
You Han seems to be a little mentally unstable.
Reba pointed suspiciously at a minivan parked not far away, and exclaimed in surprise, "Hey, isn't that the car that was speeding on the highway?"
Everyone turned to look, because that thrilling scene had left an indelible impression on them, so much so that they recognized the license plate number at a glance. Then, their eyes turned strange as they looked at Sister Zheng and the other two.
"That car was driven by a slacker!" Wu Qian said through gritted teeth, his eyes red. "He wanted to send us away, but on the way he said he wanted to die with us!"
"He's going to kill us!"
Everyone's expression changed.
You Han looked at Chao Ge like a model student tattling to the teacher: "Does your production team really have no requirements for the regular guests? He forced us to kneel down in the car and even slapped himself before he was willing to let us go!"
"If we hadn't done as he said, we might be gone by now!"
Although it was a little embarrassing to say such a thing so bluntly, he was so frightened that he didn't care about saving face.
Recalling the harrowing experience, Sister Zheng's eyes welled up with tears, and she cried out, "I want to go home, I'm not recording anymore! Do you know how much that 'blurred video' hurt me? I'll probably never forget the despair I felt on the road today..."
"The production team must compensate me for medical expenses, emotional distress, and damage to my reputation..."
Sister Zheng poured out her heart to Brother Chao. If viewers who knew nothing about Sister Zheng saw her looking so weak and pitiful, they would definitely feel sorry for her.
Chao Ge and his group were somewhat bewildered as the three of them cried and begged for their forgiveness.
If it's a lesser-known celebrity driving, they're relatively more accepting of it.
After all, this kid's outbursts weren't a one-off occurrence. He hadn't behaved himself in any of the previous five episodes. Moreover, they were certain there was something fishy going on. Having worked together for so long and been messed up by this washed-up guy more than once, they knew his personality better than anyone else.
Does he not want to live anymore?
No wonder!
However, seeing the faces of the three people who had suffered a great shock, no one knew what to say to comfort their broken emotions.
Just then, Meng Ziyi walked over from not far away.
Brother Chao quickly verified the situation: "Xiao Meng, weren't you in the car at the time?"
"Brother Chao, I was so scared that I fainted, and Nazha was also scared. We don't know what happened after that, but..." She looked at the three disheveled people with a strange expression, and hesitated to speak.
Dilraba patted her protruding chest in relief: "Thank goodness I didn't ride in the same car as him!"
"People with heart conditions would probably be scared to death..." Li Xin secretly rejoiced.
Previously, Li Xin and Tang Yixin were somewhat envious of Nazha for being able to partner with Lü Ming today. Now, upon hearing that such a thrilling and dangerous thing had happened during the process, they were all filled with lingering fear.
Thank goodness I didn't get on that noob's bus!
With Meng Ziyi's corroboration, You Han and the other two became even more indignant, accusing the unknown actor of causing harm to their young minds, each of them exclaiming that they had been given a second chance at life...
Seeing this, Meng Ziyi couldn't hold back any longer. She chuckled and, amidst the three men's angry glares, weakly said, "Brother, please don't hit me if I tell you..."
"Actually, Lu Ming said he was joking. He just wanted to scare you, but he didn't expect..."
Under everyone's gaze, Sister Meng gave them a knowing look.
You Han: "???"
Wu Qian: "?!!"
Sister Zheng: "??!"
The three of them immediately felt as if their brains had crashed.
Scare them?
Is it really that scary?!
A moment later, the underground parking garage was filled with cursing and swearing.
"Burn out!!"
"He has to look like a burnt coffee!!"
"I'll never be at peace with this nobody for the rest of my life!!"
Seeing this, Brother Chao and his group stopped interfering. They were worried about the mental state of the three men and feared that if they lost control of their emotions, they would use them as punching bags.
So they quickly led their respective teammates onto the elevator leading to the ground.
The three emotionally distraught individuals took a while to calm down. You Han vowed to make the washed-up celebrity pay the price, while Sister Zheng, having missed the slapping segment, felt a sense of balance seeing the two male guests suffer so much; at least, the washed-up celebrity had been somewhat 'caring' towards her…
The most devastated was undoubtedly Wu Qian. Having lost all face, he had no mood to record any programs at this point. He immediately called the PD to find him a room, deciding to clean himself up before seeking revenge on the washed-up celebrities.
……
The bustling Times Square was teeming with cars and people.
As a century-old square in New York City, it is known as the 'Crossroads of the World' and holds extraordinary significance.
Looking around, the bustling streets are filled with tourists of all skin colors from all over the world.
Lu Ming and Nazha were both attracted by the lively scene in front of them. They looked around and saw that the cameraman had already joined them and was filming with a camera.
"How do we make money?" Naza looked around, then her eyes lit up, and she excitedly pointed to a street singer playing guitar in the distance: "Look, someone's busking!"
"That's great! You sing so well, we're sure people will give us tips!"
Lu Ming shook his head: "I don't know any English songs, and we don't have any musical instruments..."
Naza was also somewhat troubled. Although she felt that with Lu Ming's singing skills, he could sing Chinese songs, she saw that there were many street singers nearby, but very few of them could actually attract attention, and most of them were in an awkward situation where there were hardly any listeners.
So she had no choice but to follow Lü Ming and see how it went.
A short while later, Lü Ming stopped in front of a bar with a sign in English that read: "Looking for the God of Wine in New York? Challenge yourself to finish a bottle of vodka in 3 minutes. Success will earn you $1000!"
“A thousand dollars is 7200!” Lu Ming’s eyes lit up: “I think we can give this a try!”
“If we win this prize money, we don’t have to do anything and can just call it a day and go back to the villa!” Naza exclaimed in horror, “Brother, let’s find something more reliable to do. This kind of challenge is impossible to succeed at. That kind of distilled liquor is very strong. You can’t even swallow it without mixing it with a soft drink. I’ve tried it!”
"Then I'm even more interested. Whether it succeeds or not doesn't matter. I just want to taste how strong this liquor is!" Lu Ming pushed open the shop door with great interest.
To their surprise, the tavern owner was Chinese. He recognized Lü Ming and Nazha at a glance, and the previously listless middle-aged man immediately greeted them with excitement: "Welcome, welcome!"
"Lu Ming, I watch your shows all the time, I'm a fan!"
“I don’t believe it. My real fans always call me a nobody. Anyone who calls me by my name is a fake fan,” Lu Ming said matter-of-factly.
Boss: "...Stop messing around, only haters call you a nobody."
Aren't all my fans haters?
The middle-aged boss was speechless for a moment.
Naza couldn't help but roll her eyes and chuckle softly, covering her mouth.
[No wonder he's a washed-up celebrity!]
[Even your true fans call you a washed-up celebrity, you seem to have a pretty comprehensive understanding of yourself, huh?]
[The haters don't need to stir up trouble anymore; the obscure celebrities will do it themselves!]
[I've settled in Bengbu!]
Meeting a fellow countryman in this foreign land is something to be happy about, and since the other party happens to be a fan of their show, Lü Ming and Nazha didn't feel much pressure to communicate. The two immediately explained their purpose, and the middle-aged boss was overjoyed to hear that Huka wanted to participate in his shop's challenge.
Although the boss was eager to do a favor and promote his business, the PD was supervising the whole process, so the rules couldn't be broken.
The shopkeeper had no choice but to bring out a 750ml bottle of vodka, which was quite common on the market. Lu Ming picked it up and took a closer look at the label. Although it was all in English, the alcohol content of 60° made him frown slightly.
"Drink it in three minutes, and you'll get a $1000 reward?" Lu Ming asked the shopkeeper.
Seeing the latter nod, Lü Ming raised a question that had been bothering him the most: "Aren't you afraid that customers will come straight to your shop after they finish drinking?"
"..." The boss was silent for a moment, then quietly pointed to the English notice on the wall: "I have a disclaimer."
"However, this challenge has been running for a month now, and no one has actually succeeded. Not even the starving homeless people in the neighborhood can do it. So today I'm going to change the rules. You two can participate together. As long as you finish this bottle of vodka within 3 minutes, you'll succeed!"
Lu Ming looked at the PD beside him.
The PD spoke with the director and confirmed that it did not violate any rules.
Immediately, he leaned closer and whispered, "Brother, you absolutely mustn't push yourself. If you finish this bottle in three minutes, you'll most likely die. We absolutely can't risk our lives..."
"Don't worry!" Lu Ming snorted lightly, then looked at Nazha: "You can do it, right?"
Naza: "..."
She genuinely had no experience recording a variety show before, but seeing Lü Ming's expectant face, she, being a girl from Xinjiang, could only weakly agree: "I can only help you finish 50 milliliters, you'll have to do the rest yourself..."
Lu Ming opened the bottle of wine, then took a glass, poured a small glass for Nazha, and said, "Deep feelings, bottoms up!"
Naza's pretty face flushed slightly, and she glanced at Lü Ming with her alluring eyes. When she picked up her wine glass, she saw that Lü Ming was actually clinking glasses with her directly from the bottle, and she was immediately surprised: "Aren't you going to pour some out to drink?"
"That was so much fun!"
The two clinked glasses, and even though Naza had made ample preparations, the moment she took a sip of the vodka in her glass, her beautiful eyes widened, her pretty face scrunched up, and her watery eyes immediately turned red.
Naza swallowed the strong liquor with difficulty, as if she had taken poison. Her face immediately turned red, and she gasped for breath, her tongue sticking out from the spiciness: "It's too spicy! I feel like I'm going to die! Help..."
Her brows were furrowed with pain.
When Naza caught a glimpse of the tavern owner's expression out of the corner of her eye, she was taken aback. Following the other's gaze, she saw Lü Ming tilting his head back and gulping down the contents of the bottle.
Naza: "???"
Her eyes were fixed on Lü Ming, her mind blank, and for a moment she even stopped thinking.
【? ? ? 】
【Fuck! 】
This is vodka with a whopping 60% alcohol content!
Burnt coffee has lost its taste?!
[Drinking vodka straight from the bottle like it's water?! Is this even human?!]
This is absolutely mind-blowing! My guy was completely stunned!
To be honest, I wouldn't even dare to chug beer like that!
[The God of Wine in Chinese Entertainment, His Track Record is Verifiable!]
[Could he actually have made that thousand dollars? If so, he can just take a taxi back to the villa and kill the game early!]
Netizens stared in disbelief as Hu Ka enthusiastically drank from his bottle, even Ming Hei, who usually seemed to enjoy Hu Ka's company, was taken aback and exclaimed, "Awesome!"
In everyone's shocked eyes.
Lu Ming endured the pungent taste, feeling as if a fire was burning in his chest, unbearably hot. At the same time, the system's pleasant notification sound rang in his ears one after another.
[Ding! Host detected drinking 'vodka', "Basic Dialogue" +80!]
[Host detected to be mildly intoxicated, "Dialogue" +100!]
[Advanced "Dialogue Basics": LV4!]
[Moderate intoxication detected in the host, triggering an ability lottery!]
[Congratulations, host! You have obtained "Acrobatics Performance" (Master Level)!]
Lu Ming, who was drinking, frowned and stopped drinking. His face was flushed, his throat felt like it was on fire, and his chest felt like it was burning with a raging fire!
The bottle still contained about half a bottle of liquor, yet he had already reached the level of 'moderate intoxication'. This world-renowned spirit made Lü Ming sigh inwardly at its potent alcohol content.
However, at this moment, Lü Ming had no interest in the effects of alcohol; all his attention was focused on the newly acquired terms.
[Acrobatics Performance] (Master Level): All street acrobatics performances, such as breaking a large stone on the chest, stabbing the throat with a silver spear, throwing bowls on a balance platform, and high-altitude unicycles, have reached the level of industry masters.
Lü Ming: "???"
No, this dog system either never triggers the lottery, or every time it does, the entries it gives are completely unrelated to my career. They're either throwing skills, hurdling skills, or even John Cena's wrestling skills. In short, every ability would be a top-notch skill in other industries, but it's completely meaningless in the Chinese entertainment industry.
It's one thing for an idol to have physical abilities comparable to a national-level athlete, but now they've even pulled off a master-level acrobatic feat...
What I'm saying is, when did he, a top idol in the Chinese entertainment industry, whose stunning looks are unmatched, need to resort to performing acrobatics to make a living?!
He even broke a boulder on his chest...
I'll smash you!
While inwardly complaining, Lü Ming subconsciously glanced at the remaining strong liquor in the bottle, and at Nazha, who was staring at him with her bright, lively eyes. Suddenly, a wicked smile crept onto his lips.
Time was running out, and he really couldn't drink anymore.
He definitely wouldn't earn that thousand dollars, but if he went to downtown Times Square with Nazha and performed a high-contrast act of breaking a boulder on his chest for foreigners...
The money earned might be more than a thousand dollars!
Naza felt a chill run down her spine: "Why are you suddenly looking at me with such ill intent?"
"I have no ill intentions, I just suddenly thought of a brilliant way to make money! It's just... I need you to make a small sacrifice!" Lu Ming put down the bottle and promised with great enthusiasm, "Don't worry, it'll be less than half an hour, and I guarantee I'll earn at least a thousand dollars!"
A small sacrifice, less than half an hour, and still a thousand dollars?
Naza's eyes gleamed warily: "You're not planning to sell me out, are you?!"
"What are you talking about? Do you think I'm that kind of person?" Lu Ming rolled his eyes, then said confidently, "The sacrifice is really small, and it won't hurt at all. You just lie down, close your eyes, and it'll be over in a few minutes!"
Naza: "???"
She even suspected there was something wrong with her ears!
Seeing Lü Ming's serious expression, Nazha frowned, her beautiful eyes filled with apprehension, and her exquisite face was filled with disbelief.
It's hard to imagine that a man with such a handsome face would say such presumptuous things to me!
Is there something wrong with my ears?!
What outrageous and inappropriate language!
[You look like a sloppy coffee, are you being polite?]
What do you take my goddess for?
[His true colors as a struggling entertainer have been revealed; he betrayed his friends for personal gain!]
[Vulgar! Obscene! Shameless!]
Netizens immediately erupted in outrage.
(End of this chapter)
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