I am weak and friendly

Chapter 10 As expected, in this world, I am weak, but I am awesome!
Bao Ge was smoking outside the development team's door, standing like a gatekeeper. When he saw Tang Yiping, his gaze swept over him.

"What are you going for?"

At this moment, Tang Yiping could use the act of feigning weakness to divert Bao Ge's attention.

You could also try to curry favor with Brother Bao and get him to give you a break.

Both of these allow him to complete the game without taking any damage.

But he heard footsteps behind him.

He didn't know how many had caught up with him, but he wasn't alone now; he was the knight leading the charge.

He cannot abandon his teammates.

So he looked up and looked at Brother Bao.

His voice was firm and resonant, neither humble nor arrogant.

"get off work."

"Who told you to leave work?" Bao Ge almost snapped the cigarette in his hand.

Labor Law.

Tang Yiping paused, then raised his voice.

“I earn 160 yuan a day and 20 yuan an hour, which is the minimum wage in this city. Making me work overtime is a serious violation of the law. You have been violating the law for a long time, and I have collected all the evidence. By the way, you may not know, but my dad is a lawyer.”

Tang Yiping had a "you figure it out" look on his face.

Bao Ge's eyes widened, and he was speechless.

At that moment, Tang Yiping suddenly felt...

Holy crap, my salary is low, I earn 3,000 a month, I'm so awesome!
I'm so awesome!
If you had paid me even a little more, I wouldn't be this awesome!
Sure enough, I'm weak, but I'm awesome!
Goodbye, Brother Bao!

Tang Yiping waved his hand, turned around, and headed towards the elevator.

The corridor was a bit narrow, and Bao Ge took up half of it, making it difficult to turn around. But a pair of hands pushed Tang Yiping's wheelchair, helping him turn around and stabilize the direction, and then pushed him forward.

Music was playing in Tang Yiping's headphones:

"They said"
Carry the light

Tame every monster…

Behind him, some walked steadily, some hurriedly, and some hesitated.

Bao Ge stared at the development team with a dark expression, took a deep breath, and then took another deep breath.

He suffocated himself like a toad struggling to breathe.

Then he shouted, "You interns, get off work! All of you, get off work! Don't stay here!"

"Hooray!" A few low cheers rang out as the other interns who ultimately didn't dare to follow rushed out.

Tang Yiping didn't dare look back the whole way, afraid of seeing Bao Ge's murderous gaze.

Tang Yiping didn't look back until he had gone straight ahead, turned a corner, and arrived in front of elevator number 19.

Behind him, Shen Qianqin, a "diligent and hardworking old ox" who likes office ladies, was pushing his wheelchair with her head held high, just like pushing the body of a fallen soldier on his funeral procession, her face full of solemnity.

Someone pressed the elevator door button, and the numbers on the elevator screen started flashing.

Everyone stared solemnly at the numbers, their eyes glued to them.

A few dozen seconds later, the elevator doors opened, and everyone rushed inside.

The elevators in the Grade A office building are very large, capable of accommodating eight people plus a wheelchair, without any awkward beeping sounds.

As soon as the elevator doors closed, a burst of cheers erupted.

"Wow, we're really off work!"

"Ping-ge, you're awesome!"

"Wow, did you guys see the look in Bao Ge's eyes? It scared me to death!"

"So good! So good!"

Tang Yiping felt someone touching his head.

Tang Yiping shook off.

"Whose dog paw is touching my head! No, it's touching my head!"

"Just touch it!"

"The dog head that Brother Ze blessed is so nice to touch!"

"Let me touch it too!"

"Get away!"

That's a dog's head that Ze Ge blessed! What if you guys get it dirty from touching it!
The elevator was almost overflowing with happiness.

After the interns left, the atmosphere in the development team became exceptionally heavy.

Everyone was afraid of incurring Brother Bao's wrath.

But the envy in their eyes was undeniable; who doesn't want to leave work? But they dared not leave, after all, they were all working overtime voluntarily, and even 24-hour overtime wouldn't bring them to the minimum wage.

You left work yesterday, and you think you can leave today? Dream on!

Even the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this!
But a few people were unaffected. A tall, chubby programmer looked at the door, smiled, and said, "It's good to be young, Brother Ze. Was he the one you were talking about?"

"Yes." Li Ze nodded. "It's him."

"Sure enough, once you have the skills, you don't have to worry about these trivial things." The tall, chubby programmer, Gao Yuxiang, sighed. "Sigh, I wasn't this confident back then... I really wish I had that ability..."

After saying that, he shook his head: "No comparison. There really are geniuses in this world."

He glanced at Ze Ge: "And there are so many of them it's annoying."

"What's the use of being a genius? I hope he doesn't make any careless mistakes. If a genius falls into a pit, all he'll do is..."

The fall was even more severe.

Being a genius is not necessarily a good thing.

This world is far too dangerous.

A genius who falls short of their potential is nothing.

Seeing that Ze Ge seemed a bit dejected, Gao Yuxiang shook his head and said, "Forget it, there's no point in staying here. I'm leaving too."

Another wave of morale collapse ensued, and Bao Ge had to howl desperately to suppress it, like a sheepdog driving a flock of sheep to charge at a lion.

……

The elevator doors opened, and a group of young people walked out of elevator number 19, making a lot of noise.

"Hirako, want to take the subway? I'll push you."

"Don't call me Pingzi, call me Brother Ping!"

"How dare you call me Brother Ping? Greetings, Master Ping!"

"You're out so early, it would be such a waste to go back now. How about we go see a movie together?"

"What movies are worth watching these days? Let's find a place to play some games together."

"Ping-ge, want to go out for dinner together?"

"No, I have plans for today." Tang Yiping declined all invitations, lagged a few steps behind, and watched the other interns leave noisily.

Then he sniffed around, maneuvered his wheelchair to the lounge area on the first floor, felt around in the crevice of a sofa, and pulled out a hundred-yuan bill.

"Thank you for the generous dinner." Tang Yiping flicked the banknote and stuffed it into his pocket.

Fifteen minutes later, Tang Yiping arrived at the spot where he had fallen the previous night, carrying a boxed lunch.

"Mouse?"

Is Mouse there?

"Mommy, I'm here!"

"Come out quickly, my little hamster! My adorable little hamster~"

—[Signing goodwill] Successful, the glow of friendliness is activated.

With a whoosh, a mouse darted out.

"I'm not looking for you. Have you ever seen a fat rat with gray spots on its back?"

The mouse stared at Tang Yiping with its bean-sized eyes, then turned and disappeared.

A moment later, the gray-spotted fat rat appeared.

No, they really went to call for help? If mice are so smart, how come they haven't ruled the world yet?

"Little Mouse, you're finally here! I bought dinner, do you want some?"

Tang Yiping put the lid of the lunchbox on the ground and gave some of the food to the hamster.

The mouse was a dignified mouse. It first scratched its face, then rubbed its whiskers, and licked its paws before standing on the edge of the lunchbox lid and eating its food.

After each meal, it would lick its little paws, which actually gave it a rather elegant feel.

"Want some braised pork? I'll share half with you."

"This vegetable...you don't like it, and neither do I. Why don't you force yourself to eat it?"

"How about sweet and sour pork? You like sweet and sour flavor, huh... What a coincidence, me too. Let's split it in half."

"I think we get along really well. We should definitely be good friends."

At the entrance of the alley, someone whistled and hurried past, then suddenly retreated to the alley entrance, peeking out in confusion.

"Aren't you going to eat this? I'm still hungry, so I'll finish this tender, fatty pork tenderloin!"

Gao Yuxiang was completely dumbfounded when he saw Tang Yiping pick up a sweet and sour pork tenderloin from the ground next to the trash can and casually put it in his mouth: "???"

What did I discover?
He took out his phone and texted Brother Ze: "Do you know what? Your genius little brother is scavenging for food in a trash can! This kid is so pitiful, please help him!"

Ze Ge: "???!!!"

(End of this chapter)