I am weak and friendly

Chapter 9 I Will Launch the Charge (Please Read On)

“No wonder you could find so many bugs… This should be too easy for you.” Ze Ge looked at Tang Yiping and said, “With your skills, why don’t you find a big company for an internship?”

"Uh..." Tang Yiping thought to himself, "I'm doomed."

Why does Brother Ze have this misconception? How embarrassing would it be if the truth were revealed?

“Oh, right…” Ze Ge glanced at Tang Yiping’s wheelchair and changed the subject: “What’s the name of your language? How did you come up with it? When did you start? Have you written an interpreter? Can I take a look when you’re done?”

"Uh..." With each question from Brother Ze, he moved a little closer, and Tang Yiping shrank back, almost shrinking into his wheelchair.

Who on earth gave Brother Ze an 8 out of 10? How could you bear to give that face an 8 out of 10?
No, this is not right.

This is my dream mentor! Why does she look like she's a fangirl right now?

It took Tang Yiping a long time to come up with this word.

Isn't this the opposite?

That should be my expression!
My dear Boss Lady, the fairy-like master!
Moreover, how could Brother Ze actually think that the garbage he wrote was good?
Ze Ge must be sick; his brain is fogged up.

"Brother Ze?" someone called out to Li Ze from the other end of the line, "Could you come over here for a second?"

Great, finally someone has come to my rescue.

“Brother Ze… someone is calling you…” Tang Yiping said weakly.

Please, please leave quickly.

"Ah!" Li Ze then realized that she seemed to have been too excited. She took a step back, turned around and said, "Coming right away."

Then she looked at Tang Yiping.

In her eyes, this time it was pure appreciation, which then turned into seriousness.

"You are... Tang, right? That's what I heard them call you."

“My name is Tang Yiping… Brother Ze, you can call me Pingzi.”

“Yes, Hirako.” Li Ze didn’t stand on ceremony. She lowered her voice, which was a little hoarse: “Don’t let anyone know that you wrote this at the company. What you write during work hours is called a work made for hire, and the company owns the copyright.”

"Huh? Is that so?" Tang Yiping exclaimed in surprise.

"Yes, if you don't pay attention to this, you'll suffer a loss, a big loss."

But... I didn't create anything at all! Would anyone want this kind of garbage?
and many more!

Tang Yiping suddenly realized something.

He vaguely understood why such a talented programmer as Ze Ge would be tied to such a small company.

"Keep it up!" Brother Ze reached out to pat Tang Yiping on the shoulder, then suddenly turned and ruffled Tang Yiping's hair. "Genius little brother!"

"Huh?" Tang Yiping looked at Li Ze's retreating figure, then reached up and smoothed his hair. "What...?"

Who's my little brother? I'm not a little brother.

But why does Brother Ze call me his genius little brother?
What does it mean to feel both happy and unhappy at the same time?

I'm not little at all!

Just then, Tang Yiping's phone vibrated.

In the "Have you been working hard today?" group, "Diligent Old Ox" posted: "Huh? Did Brother Ze just touch Pingzi's dog head?!"

"Get out of my way, let me do it!"

"My brother Ze, why! Why did you touch Pingzi's dog head!"

"I guess I just suddenly wanted to pet the dog's head."

"Then why don't you pat my head! Is it because my hairstyle is bad? I'm not bragging, but this head is my core item, worth 180!"

"You, who likes the decadent, classy office lady vibe, should shut up!"

"You guys... I didn't even say anything about my 588 yuan perm and dye job! Why aren't you touching me!"

"Petting a dog's head.jpg"

"I'll borrow this head for a bit.jpg"

The previously quiet group chat suddenly became lively, with all sorts of pictures flying around.

This group is Tang Yiping's intern group, with a total of eight people.

They were known as the Four Oxen and Four Horses.

Tang Yiping can only say that this generation of netizens is particularly talented, and they can come up with all sorts of pictures.

He could only change the subject: "You bastards! We have a traitor among us!"

"Yes, it's you!"

"A traitor accuses others of being traitors."

"Traitor (pointed at by a thousand hands).jpg"

"What's with this persistence?" Tang Yiping continued.

"I just heard from Brother Ze that there's one intern among us who's incredibly annoying, submitting tons of bugs every day—more than all the other interns combined. Who is it? Step forward! Who told you to be so annoying? Have you considered how the others feel? Get out, you annoying bastard!"

"Yes, it's you!"

Are these people so out of touch with the latest version?

"No, the version has changed. I didn't mean that Brother Ze patted my head. I meant that one of us is a traitor named Juan Wang!"

"Yes, it's you!"

"It's you!"

"Who else could it be besides you?" Tang Yiping: "???"

“How could it be me? Brother Bao tells me every day that my workload is the least among the eight of us, and it will be difficult to get an excellent rating if this continues, so he tells me to work harder.”

"Ha ha……"

"You actually believed that?"

"Innocent."

"Ha, a weakling in college, so naive."

Tang Yiping: "..."

At that moment, he suddenly felt that this world was really too unreal.

He knew that Brother Bao's empty promises and motivational speeches were powerful, but he never realized they were this powerful.

I really want to learn!
System, what are you doing? Unleash your skills!

Not revealing it? Such a powerful skill, you're unwilling to give it to the weak, huh!
Garbage system!

Tang Yiping was bewildered, feeling as if his life had been turned upside down. He asked:
Why didn't you tell me?

"Guess for yourself."

"Ah."

"Do I need someone else to tell me this?"

Is this your first internship?

Tang Yiping: "This is really my first internship..."

"Although you are ignorant, I do not want to forgive you."

"Yes, some people not only work hard, but also work overtime at night."

"Scab!"

"It's made me unable to leave work before 8 p.m. for a long time now. My girlfriend complained about it yesterday."

"Those with girlfriends, please leave the group."

Tang Yiping took a deep breath and said, "Okay, how can I make up for my mistake? How can you forgive me? Can we still be good friends?"

There was a moment of silence in the group chat, and then...

The diligent and hardworking ox said, "I want to get off work at six o'clock today."

It's already 6:15.

"That's what I meant."

"You decide what to do, Hirako."

Tang Yiping took a deep breath, turned his head, and looked at the clock hanging next to him.

It is now 6:15 PM.

According to normal working hours, they should be working from 10 am to 6 pm, and should have left work 15 minutes ago, but no one has moved yet.

Don't dare to move, really don't dare to move.

Tang Yiping lowered his head and typed in the group: "I will launch the attack in one minute. Follow me and don't fall behind. Falling behind means death!"

"???"

"No, Hirako!"

"We were just joking, but Brother Bao really will eat you up!"

“We’ve caught up!” Tang Yiping said.

Then he bent down and installed the fully charged battery on the wheelchair.

He put on a baseball cap and headphones, put his water bottle in his backpack, and then hung the backpack on the back of his wheelchair.

He opened his phone, intending to choose a battle song. He first picked "Reverse War" but felt it was too cringeworthy, so he changed to "Lone Warrior" but then felt it was too childish.

But... he couldn't think of a better battle song for the time being, so Tang Yiping let "The Lone Warrior" flow through his headphones.

"All
It is brave.
The wound on your forehead
your
different
The mistake you made...

Hmm, that's quite fitting for the occasion.

I will make up for my mistake!

Tang Yiping took a deep breath and started the electric wheelchair.

We turned around and drove towards the entrance.

"All
No need to hide
Your tattered doll
your
mask
Your self

“Catch up!” Tang Yiping turned his head, his gaze sweeping over the other trainee cattle and horses.

Then accelerate, wheelchair, speed up!
The wheelchair rider launched another charge.

　If nothing unexpected happens, we'll be making another round of recommendations tonight.

　　In other words, it was a trial run.
　　The recommendations on Qidian now depend entirely on the reader's follow-up reading, so please don't let your characters linger!
　　Uncle Ha is getting old and is now very difficult to care for; he's easy to kill...

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(End of this chapter)