He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 100 Li Ji Savores the Rainbow Waterfall (Eighth Update)
A baby elephant filled the back seat of the van.
Delulu and Milia had to move to the passenger seat, with Delulu sitting on Milia's lap.

Shark sat on Li Ji's lap.

Now this car finally has a bit of an Indian feel to it.

"This is Titi, just like you, an unfortunate soul stranded on Earth. Titi, what did you do before?"

Li Ji also doesn't know why there are so many aliens in India.

Instead of recruiting deliverymen, they attracted a bunch of interstellar refugees.

Titi's trunk rubbed restlessly against its toes.

"I used to be a cook on a pirate ship."

"Were you shot down?"

“No.” Titi shook his trunk. “The crew members had been verbally harassing the ship’s AI for a long time, and the AI ​​couldn’t handle it, so it exploded along with everyone else.”

"It steered the spaceship to crash into the Earth. The spaceship crashed into the sea, and all the other crew members perished. I was the only one left."

Li Ji remembered that Pipi from Night Sky Gourmet had a pair of wings like a moth.

"Was your wing broken around that time too?"

"That's right, the wings were ruined by the water."

“I remember your race was supposed to be pink, how come you’re gray like an elephant on Earth?”

"If you stay on Earth for a while, you'll become this color."

Titi vigorously rubbed his thigh with his trunk, finally managing to rub off a thick layer of mud, revealing a small patch of pink skin.

"This is not the fault of the Earth, it is the fault of India."

Shark Baby leaned against the back of the seat, looking at Titi with shining eyes: "Can you get some Rainbow Waterfall to try?"

"I haven't done this for many years, so I'm not very skilled at it."

"It's okay, I'll help you."

Shark grabbed the other person's nose, shoved two fingers into the nostrils, and then opened its mouth 180 degrees to wait quietly.

With a yawn, rainbow-colored "ice cream" gushed out, spraying all of it into Shark Baby's mouth.

Shark Baby smacked its lips contentedly, making a loud noise, and the rainbow waterfall splashed everywhere.

"It's cool~"

Titi painfully pulled her nose back and rubbed it against her chest.

"Looking at this makes me a little hungry too, meow. Milia, do you want some, meow?"

Milia remained silent, only nodding.

Shark boldly grabbed Titi's nose, ignoring the other's panicked look, and used the same trick again.

"So refreshing~"

Does anyone care about how Titi feels?

Li Ji issued a stern accusation.

Titi almost cried, feeling both wronged and touched.

"There are still good people out there!"

Dailu scraped off a wisp of rainbow waterfall that remained at the corner of her mouth and stuffed it directly into Li Ji's mouth.

Li Ji resisted and wanted to vomit, but the moment he tasted its deliciousness, he was jolted awake and his pupils dilated instantly.

This flavor is dreamlike, as if the top of your head has been gently scratched open, then rainbows and clouds are stuffed into your brain, and then covered with mango pomelo sago.

In short, it's inexplicably delicious.

"Do you want more?" Shark asked, pinching TiTi's nose.

Lee Ki smiled shyly: "Give me some more."

SharkBaby resorted to its old tricks again.

"It's cool~"

"Speak up for me!"

"Let's get back to business! Courier 12138 is still waiting for our help."

Lee Ki-yi sternly wiped the rainbow waterfall from the corner of his mouth and stuffed it into his mouth.

"This car seems to be unable to move, meow."

The area outside the car window was packed with people who, like madmen, blocked the way and kept kneeling and praying.

The hood of the car was covered with coins and small bills.

The van could barely move.

"Are these people crazy? What's so special about a beat-up car?"

Li Ji now regrets installing the deliveryman statue on the roof of his car. He had originally hoped that if someone caught a deliveryman, seeing the statue would prompt them to bring him over.

But now it seems the effect is counterproductive; everyone is kneeling and worshipping, and the car can't be driven at all.

A traffic policeman carrying a wooden stick squeezed through the crowd.

He went to the van and knocked on the window.

He rolled down the car window and looked inside.

A child was sitting on the driver's lap, and the child was holding a cockroach the size of a fist.

Two burly men were stacked together in the passenger seat.

This is reasonable; it's considered safe driving locally.

But why is there another elephant in the background?

How did you get it in there?

"You've caused a serious traffic jam, get out of here!"

Li Ji thought the other person was a bit silly, so he pointed to the zombie-like crowd outside.

"The police officers have blocked the way so badly, we can't leave even if we want to!"

The officer put his hands on his hips, looked around unhappily, and then glanced at the "Monkey King" statue on the roof of the car.

"Why are you taking Hamannu's statue out with you? It's bound to attract worshippers."

"That's not Hamannu, that's our zoo's star monkey. The elephant behind him is too."

Titi mimicked the obedient way an elephant shakes its trunk, a skillful movement that was almost heartbreaking.

"Officer, could you help us take this thing off?"

The officer looked around in fear: "You want me dead, don't you?"

Whether it's Hammanu or the celebrity monkey, if people consider it a god, then it is a god.

If the police officer dares to dismantle the statue, they will dare to inflict heavy damage on him and let him experience the repeated bombardment of the Shiva pillar.

Suddenly, the surrounding crowd erupted into chaos again, with everyone rushing in one direction.

Li Ji and his companions were confused about the situation, but they heard people shouting, "There's a living god over there! Go and worship him!"

The police ignored them, got on their motorcycles, and followed the crowd.

"Do you think it's possible that the deliveryman is being worshipped like a god by them?"

"Very likely, we should go and take a look."

As soon as Li Ji stepped on the gas, the engine roared loudly, black smoke billowed from the exhaust pipe, and the tires screeched violently against the ground.

"Go! Go! Go!" Shark Baby shouted excitedly.

Outside the car window, an old woman leaning on a cane overtook them, leaving behind a graceful silhouette.

"This car isn't moving at all!"

Everyone turned to look at Titi in the back seat.

"You don't mean to send me down, do you?"

"You just ate my Rainbow Waterfall, you can't treat me like this!"

Li Ji sighed helplessly, "Then let Sha Bao go down and push the cart. Take the monkey on top off first."

"it is good!"

Excitedly, Shark jumped out of the car window, grabbed the top edge of the window, swung forward, and landed on the roof.

He kicked the "monkey god" statue away.

The statue fell into a curry pot on the street, but the bearded stall owner didn't care and continued stirring the yellowish-brown curry with his hands.

Shark jumped behind the car again, landing on all fours, ready to pounce.

He pressed his forehead against the back of the car, grinned widely, revealing two rows of sharp, white teeth, and his red tongue sticking out.

"Come on!"

Li Ji and the others felt a strong push against their backs.

The dilapidated van began to speed away.

A sandstorm swept through the filthy streets.

The passersby were stunned.

"Our great India is getting stronger and stronger; even little kids can balance cars on their heads. Victory!"

The van drove through the city's streets and alleys and soon arrived at the outskirts of the city.

Groups of people walked up the hillside and headed into the jungle.

(End of this chapter)