He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 16 Dailulu, what do you know about Earth?!
Chapter 16 Dailulu, what do you know about Earth?!
Delulu's spaceship, even the interior of the cabin is pink.
Opposite is a row of pink cushioned chairs, with a total of three seats.
Shark sat in the middle like a dog.
He was only four meters away from Li Ji.
Behind him, the wall was covered with various holographic posters, all of which were photos of Delulu wearing different outfits.
Western cowboys, medieval Rococo, Tang Dynasty Hanfu, Hawaiian grass skirts, and so on.
Li Ji was dazzled by what he saw.
The air was filled with a refreshing minty scent.
Delulu sat in front of the complex control panel.
The tall chair back concealed her petite figure.
Above the glass dome is the deep, boundless space, where you can glimpse Delulu's reflection among the twinkling stars.
Lee Ki's cat had the same expression when its canned food was stolen.
"Activating autopilot mode."
The spaceship slowly took off, leaving asteroid number three and heading towards the massive interstellar mothership in the distance—Milver University.
The tall driver's seat turned around.
Delulu crossed her legs, and the white cat fur under her red dress trembled slightly with anger.
The pink paws made a rare sound as they stepped on the floor, which was contrary to the usual rule that cats walk silently, showing how extremely angry Delulu was.
Every movement she made was filled with intense emotion.
Shark Baby leaned closer and whispered, "I bet someone stole her cat treats."
Sometimes, Lee Ki-jin really envied Shark Baby's innocence.
"Quiet, meow! No whispering allowed. Meetings are serious matters, meow!"
Although Dailulu is usually decisive and efficient, she is not usually this fierce.
Li Ji thought that she probably had a conflict with her previous group members, or even that she was kicked out.
Otherwise, who would want to team up with these two losers?
"Let me introduce myself first, meow."
"This step is unnecessary."
Dailu glared at Li Ji, who quickly pinched his pointed beak shut.
"My name is Delulu Meow, and I come from Cat Planet. I'm the class monitor of the first year in the Earth Studies Department, Meow. I'm first in all subjects and a full scholarship recipient, Meow."
"Team up with me, and I guarantee you'll get the highest score in the class, meow."
"Blinding those bastards Nini's 28 dog eyes, meow!"
This resentment was no less than when the thin, long strip was fired.
Shark asked innocently, "Class monitor, why did you team up with us? Didn't you already team up with Nini and the others?"
Lee Ki had a bad feeling.
That idiot Shark Baby always manages to hit people where it hurts.
Li Ji silently crept backward, and he saw that Dai Lulu had an electromagnetic gun stuck in her waist.
Delulu trembled all over, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth, and kept panting.
Suddenly, she went limp, sat on the ground, and burst into tears.
"Meow~"
"They kicked me out, meow!"
"I'm so miserable, meow!"
"There's only one spot for them to stay on as teachers each year. They feel that their grades aren't as good as mine, so they can only rely on their group performance to beat me."
"I told them I wasn't interested in staying on as a teacher, but they didn't believe me."
"They pretended to team up with me, but then kicked me out on the last day, meow."
Li Ji couldn't tell whether this was a school or a palace intrigue.
Indeed, when resources are limited, people will do anything to compete.
He seems to have heard of Nini somewhere before.
He remembered that when he sent the group message, the worst reply came from Nini.
She replied "sb" in seventeen Earth languages.
Finally, in a teasing tone using the interstellar common language, he said, "If you can understand these words, we would be happy to accept you."
The aliens are so impolite.
Li Ji and Sha Bao carried Dai Lulu back to her seat.
Her blue eyes were full of tears; this is how Lee Ki's cat looked when it was spayed.
"Don't worry, class monitor. Since you trust us so much, I'll definitely help you get first place in the next group assignment."
Faced with Li Ji's confident promise, Dai Lulu burst into laughter through her tears.
"You're still as funny as ever, meow."
"What I said is true."
"Okay, meow. One joke is enough, meow. I'm all back to normal now, meow."
Soft, fleshy pads patted onto Li Ji and Sha Bao's backs.
He felt a warmth. "Don't worry, meow. I won't let you down. As long as you follow my instructions, I will definitely let you experience the feeling of being number one, meow."
Delulu gazed ahead with unwavering eyes, her gaze fixed on the vast universe.
Shark Baby grinned from ear to ear. With two top experts serving him, he was already fantasizing about mimicking an Earth child and running freely on all fours.
Li Ji was speechless. He only hoped that Dai Lulu's first place was well-deserved and that she wouldn't hold him back.
"Meeting is now in session, meow!"
"According to inside information, the first group Earth activity will focus on experiential learning."
"This event doesn't have a specific goal, meow. As long as we live peacefully on Earth like Earthlings for three days without giving ourselves away, meow."
"The activity uses a point deduction system; the more mistakes you make, the lower your score, meow."
Don't assume—
"Ding Dong".
Li Ji silently took out his communicator.
Before he even saw the message, he heard a faint breath.
He silently put the communicator back into his pocket.
"It must be another rejection for forming a team. It's okay, class monitor, you can continue."
Delulu continued, "Don't think this activity is easy, meow. The average score in previous years was less than 30 points, meow."
"When they first go to Earth, many people simply can't act like Earthlings, meow."
"After all, theory is one thing, and practice is another, meow."
"So you must—"
"Ding dong."
Li Ji's communicator interrupted Dai Lulu's speech again.
He said apologetically, "Please continue."
Delulu let out a sigh of displeasure.
"So you must—"
"Ding dong."
Dailulu, who was interrupted again, glared at Li Ji through gritted teeth.
"Sorry, don't mind me, you can continue."
Delulu's breathing became even heavier.
"So you must listen to me—"
"Ding dong!"
Delulu completely lost her temper: "Are you never going to stop, meow? Are you going to open it or not—"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
Countless messages silenced Delulu, preventing her from even getting a word in edgewise when she was about to lash out.
Li Ji quickly pressed the mute button, and the world instantly became quiet.
"Alright now, class monitor, let's continue."
Delulu tilted her head, her airplane ears twitching slightly, and her cat paws had already touched the electromagnetic gun.
Are you sure you don't want to look at the cat?
"We're not watching anymore. We'll never watch it again. We're listening to what you have to say."
Li Ji was confused about what was going on; why were there so many messages all of a sudden?
Do we have to be so uniform in telling him to "get lost"?
Delulu continued, "So you all have to listen to my commands, meow."
"As long as you follow my instructions, I'm confident I can lead you to first place, Meow."
Delulu took out her pink communicator, which she even dressed up in a white bubble skirt.
A bright light flashed on the communicator screen, and a huge holographic projection almost filled the entire cabin.
It was a map of the Earth, which Li Ji knew all too well. He used to flip through maps every day during geography class in middle school, and they would ask each other questions about the capitals of different countries, having a great time.
"This is the destination for our next activity, meow."
Dailulu brandished her claws, pointing them at Qianjiang Province of the Celestial Empire.
Li Ji was secretly delighted. Qianjiang was his hometown. Although he couldn't tell the specific city, he was very familiar with the local customs and culture.
It can be said that they have the perfect timing, location, and support, making it difficult not to get a high score.
"Our goal in coming to Earth is to remain undiscovered, keep a low profile, and avoid attracting too much attention."
It seems that Dailulu is quite reliable, so perhaps Li Ji doesn't need to rush to fight for control of the team.
"Therefore, the mimicry I adopted is like this, meow."
The projection showed a blonde, blue-eyed Caucasian woman dressed in a full set of Tang Dynasty Hanfu, with even her hairstyle and makeup perfectly accurate.
Li Ji's newly established confidence vanished.
Dailulu, what do you know about Earth?!
Hurry up and make me the captain!
(End of this chapter)
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