He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 217 Dailulu understands the cat chapter, but not much.

Chapter 217 Delulu understands cat language, but not much.

Delulu got punched by Garfield, and her head was spinning; she didn't know anything.

She mimicked Li Ji, saying, "I deliberately said a swear word to provoke it, meow."

Director Wang stroked the little flower in his arms and asked incredulously, "Why did you want to upset it?"

Like a robot, Dailu repeated word by word from the voice in her earpiece: "This is my secret technique. I use this method to establish a connection with the cat. There's an old saying, 'No fight, no friendship,' meow."

Little Flower nestled in Director Wang's arms, whimpering pitifully.

Although Director Wang had some doubts about the girl in front of her, she seemed to have really scolded Xiaohua and made her feel very uncomfortable. She seemed to have some skill, even though her thought process was a bit strange.

Director Wang nodded in surprise: "Your way of thinking is quite unique. Can you say something else? Interact with it properly."

Dailulu looked dazed, as if she had been beaten senseless, and waited for Li Ji to speak on the other end of the phone.

Li Ji quickly considered the current situation. If Dai Lulu took the initiative to communicate, the situation would definitely repeat itself.

Why not ask Xiaohua a question, and Dailulu can translate it?

Director Wang stared at the girl in front of him, remaining silent and with a blank expression.

She was puzzled. Could the child have been knocked senseless by the cat?

Isn't it?

How heavy can a cat's fist be?
"Hello, Dailulu? How are you?"

Dailulu was like a cell phone that had just received a signal; her whole body trembled.

"If you have any questions, you can ask Xiaohua, and I'll help you translate, meow."

"Okay. Could you ask Xiaohua for me if she likes her mother more or her sister more?"

"No problem, meow."

Dailu peeked at Xiaohua, who was nestled in Director Wang's arms and refused to come out.

Director Wang suggested, "Why don't you say a few words to comfort her and get her to turn her head around?"

"It's okay, I can still hear you meow this way."

Delulu didn't want to see that deformed, flat face; this way of communicating was fine.

She suppressed the urge to speak in feline language and asked in fluent Chinese, "Do you prefer the mother cat or the older sister cat, meow?"

Xiao Hua didn't say anything, she just kept burying her flat face under Director Wang's armpit.

Delulu was getting a little anxious, thinking: "Why don't you meow a little? How am I supposed to translate 'meow' when you don't say a word? Should I use sign language?"

Director Wang corrected her, saying, "She's not speaking because she didn't understand some of your questions. It's not about a mother cat and an older sister cat. She doesn't have a mother cat and an older sister cat."

Delulu looked up in confusion: "Meow? What are those mom and sister?"

“I am the mother, and my daughter is her older sister.”

Delulu's eyes widened in surprise, no less than if she had just been punched by Garfield the Earth.

She tried to figure out the family's network of relationships.

There should be reproductive isolation between humans and cats, right?
She carefully examined the woman in front of her, and based on common sense, this person shouldn't be able to give birth to a Garfield.

There is another possibility.

Old knowledge: Some people on Earth call their spouses "Mom" or "Dad".

The inability to reproduce does not mean that love cannot exist.

Dailulu once read a true story about a human and a frog falling in love on Earth.

Humans' fantasies are incredibly diverse, and cats aren't exactly the most bizarre.

But why is her daughter the cat's older sister?
Is the daughter the spouse's sister?

What a mess!
When Li Ji heard that there was no movement from the other end, he knew that Dai Lulu must have fallen into a strange state of mind.

He quickly said into the earpiece, "Humans have a habit of raising pets like children, don't get the wrong idea!"

"Eh?"

It looks like Dailulu got punched by the cat again.

Earthlings are so strange, meow!

Why treat pets like children?
Is it because I am infertile?
Wait a minute, is this question asking about Mom or Sister? Where's Dad, meow? As far as I know, Earthlings aren't matriarchal, so why aren't there any dads, meow?

I get it, Dad must be gone, meow.

She looked at Director Wang in front of her and felt a pang of sympathy.

What a hard-working woman, meow.

Director Wang looked at Dai Lulu in front of her. This person hadn't said a word, but suddenly looked at her with a strange gaze, which made her feel uneasy. She subconsciously pulled her chair back a bit.

"Would you like to ask again?"

"Okay, meow. Little Flower, do you like Mommy or meow more—"

Xiao Hua suddenly turned her head, revealing a flat face, which startled Dai Lulu into screaming.

Director Wang was startled and trembled: "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, meow! I'll ask again." Delulu suppressed her nausea, turning her head away from the other person. "Little Flower, do you like Mommy or Sister more, meow?"

Little Flower reluctantly let out a "meow~"

Director Wang asked expectantly, "So? Who did she choose?"

When Delulu heard that "meow," she felt a strange sense of familiarity.

It's like when a Chinese person listens to Japanese; at first glance, it sounds like two different languages, but upon closer listening, some words seem quite similar.

Dailulu felt that Xiaohua's cry sounded familiar, but she was still not sure.

"Could you say that again, Little Flower?"

"Meow~"

Director Wang asked curiously, "Is it difficult to determine?"

Delulu shook her head: "I understand, meow. But its answer isn't one of the two options, meow."

What was her answer?

Delulu frowned and said uncertainly, "It says it's a leopard-print woman."

Director Wang was stunned: "What is a leopard-print woman?"

She now believes even more that Delulu can understand cats' speech.

If it were a scammer, they would definitely choose between the mother and the daughter, instead of saying something nonsensical like "leopard print woman".

Li Ji was also completely baffled. He suspected that Dailulu had lost her mind and blurted out "leopard print woman".

He asked into the earpiece, "Didn't you say you didn't understand cat language? Why are you talking nonsense again?"

Dailu ignored Li Ji's question and shook her head at Director Wang: "I don't understand either, but that's what it's saying. I'll ask Miao again for you."

"Little flower."

She glanced at Xiaohua, and was once again annoyed by her flat face, so she had to turn her head away and face away from Xiaohua.

"Little Flower, can you tell me what a leopard print woman is?"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

Little Flower kept meowing for a full minute.

Director Wang frowned as he carefully observed Dai Lulu's expression.

Her mind was in complete turmoil.

A woman in leopard print?

Could she be the woman my husband is having an affair with?
Xiaohua saw it when I brought it home.

That heartless man actually did such a lewd thing, and he even wore leopard print!
She stared intently at Delulu's expression, a barometer of their marriage.

Dailulu's brows furrowed more and more tightly, and she secretly clenched her teeth.

Director Wang, clutching the hem of her white coat, asked with a heart full of despair, "Did my husband cheat on me?"

Delulu looked up in surprise: "You actually have a husband, meow?"

(End of this chapter)

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