He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 218 Dailulu Successfully Admitted
Chapter 218 Dailulu Successfully Admitted
Director Wang's pupils widened in surprise: "Otherwise? Where would my daughter come from if I didn't have a husband?"
"I thought—oh~ I see, meow."
When Delulu overheard the other person asking whether the cat preferred its mother or sister, she mistakenly assumed that the woman's husband had passed away.
It turns out they just lacked status.
Director Wang asked anxiously, "What exactly did she say? You look so serious, isn't it because there's something wrong with my husband?"
Delulu scratched her chin awkwardly: "No, it's because your cat's accent is too strong, making it a little difficult for him to understand."
Li Ji's shrill voice came through the earphones: "Big sister, be careful, you almost ruined a family!"
"Don't talk, meow! I want to hear it one more time, meow!"
"Us?" Director Wang scratched his head.
Dailu asked again, but this time Xiaohua refused to answer, lying on the table and wagging her tail unhappily.
"Are you unhappy, meow? Then I'll give you some of my little cat treats, meow."
Director Wang watched as the other person pulled a silver, strip-shaped object from their pocket, with words written in black on it that she couldn't understand.
She asked warily, "What is this? I don't recognize the words on it?"
"Cat treats, imported cat treats."
Where were they imported from?
Following Li Ji's instructions, Delulu made up a story: "Trinidad and Tobago, the above is in Trinidadian and Tobagoese language, Trinidad and Tobago is famous for cats."
"I've learned something. This place is quite remote."
Dailulu squeezed out a pale pink cat treat, and Xiaohua tentatively sniffed it.
It stuck out its tongue and licked it.
His squinting eyes widened instantly, becoming as round as two ping-pong balls.
"I never knew its eyes could open so wide."
The tongue lashed out like a whip, striking the cat's tongue rapidly and making a "miamiamia" sound.
Little Flower sang excitedly as she ate.
"Meow meow meow~"
Dailulu took the cat treat away, but Xiaohua clung to its paws and wouldn't let go.
"You're enjoying your food so much, how dare you say 'meow meow' (meaning 'just okay')?"
"If you eat my food, you have to tell me what 'meow meow meow (leopard print woman)' is first."
Little Flower understood what Dailulu was saying and sighed helplessly, "Meow meow meow~"
It meowed for another minute or so.
Delulu listened attentively the whole time.
Because the two sides have a large language gap, but some content is similar.
Just like watching a Japanese movie with Japanese subtitles, you can use a few scattered Chinese characters and images to judge the general language content.
"Meow meow meow."
"Oh, I see, meow."
"Meow meow meow."
"My God, how could such a thing happen, meow."
"Meow meow meow."
"Speak slowly, meow."
In his twenty years of practice, Director Wang had never seen such a spectacular sight before.
It seemed like his cat was gossiping with the girl in front of him.
Delulu tilted her ear and nodded repeatedly: "I understand, take it and eat it, meow."
She tossed the cat treat aside, and Xiaohua darted over in an instant.
Director Wang leaned forward and asked with concern, "Did my husband cheat on me?"
Dailu shook her head: "What do you mean, 'your husband meow'? She didn't mention 'your husband meow' at all."
"Huh? Who is she talking about?" Director Wang didn't feel relieved; instead, he felt a sense of emptiness.
"It's talking about your older sister, it should be your daughter, meow."
Director Wang patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine for a girl to wear leopard print." "It's not your daughter wearing it, it's your daughter bringing a girl in leopard print home, meow."
"It's perfectly normal to bring friends home."
"They slept in the same bed, naked, and the other person even had leopard print on their clothes, is that normal, meow?"
"what?"
The two voices spoke in unison, almost deafening Delulu.
Director Wang visibly slumped down, leaning back in his chair with lifeless eyes.
She took a while to stand up and said, "Excuse me, please stay here for a moment. I'm going out to make a phone call."
She pulled out her phone and hurriedly ran out.
As Li Ji passed by the lobby, he watched her walk past him, then, holding up his phone and blushing, he demanded of the person on the other end, "Explain to me what leopard print is!"
Li Ji watched the other person leave through the gate, then quickly resumed his call with Dai Lulu.
"What's going on? Did her daughter really bring a woman with leopard print tattoos home for sex?"
"At least that's what Xiaohua said, meow."
"Don't you not understand cats?"
"I've noticed that some words are still similar to 'meow.' Even though they're not the same species and don't even exist on the same planet, their language systems should be completely different. I suspect that Earth cats might have come from another planet."
"Let's not talk about this now. I saw that doctor storm out and confront her daughter. I feel like you're in big trouble now that you've broken up someone else's family. Maybe we should retreat quickly?"
"Why did I retreat, meow? She made me ask, and I told her the truth, meow. I think I did very well, and I'm sure I'll pass, meow."
"Where does your inexplicable confidence come from? You got punched by a cat at the start, so is that considered good? In most families on Earth, if parents find out their child is gay, it will cause huge family conflicts!"
"Aren't all sexual orientations on Earth incredibly diverse, meow?"
"A complex composition doesn't equate to acceptance! Many older parents aren't that open-minded."
Li Ji heard footsteps behind him. He turned around and saw Director Wang walking back hurriedly, holding his glasses in one hand and wiping away tears with the other.
He lowered his voice and said into the walkie-talkie, "Attention, dress-wearing woman, she'll be at the office in ten seconds. She's wiping away tears, be careful."
Dailu sat in her office, as if facing a formidable enemy.
She hadn't taken it seriously at first, but Li Ji's exaggerated words made her feel a little flustered.
The door creaked open, and Director Wang's footsteps pattered in.
When Delulu saw the other person's serious face, her heart tightened.
Am I really going to mess this up, meow?
Am I not even able to find a job at a pet hospital?
Director Wang's eyes were slightly red, and there were still tear stains at the corners of his eyes.
She walked slowly to Dailulu and suddenly grasped Dailulu's hands.
Dailu arched her back slightly in shock, then suddenly heard the other person say, "Thank you!"
"Meow?"
Dailulu was stunned.
What happened to the family-destroying cat?
Could it be that what she dreams of is destroying her own family?
Director Wang gripped Dai Lulu's hand tightly, unable to hold back his sobs.
"I'm sorry, I lost my composure. I'm feeling very conflicted right now. This is the first time I've had such a deep conversation with my daughter."
Dailu thought to herself: "It's only been two minutes, meow?"
Given the information density of Earth's languages, it would be difficult to go into depth in such a short time.
"She told me that she had never dared to tell me that she liked girls. This secret had been buried for many years, and it had caused her a lot of pain."
"Speaking out this time actually made her feel relieved."
“At first I was not quite accepting it, but as a mother, when I heard her crying on the other end of the phone, I was also happy for her and felt relieved.”
As he spoke, Director Wang's tears flowed more and more.
She hugged Delulu tightly, her tears soaking Delulu's shoulders.
Delulu looked at the woman who was leaning on her shoulder and crying to herself with pain.
What is this cat doing?
Didn't I come here for an interview?
Stop crying! My suit isn't waterproof!
After Director Wang finished crying, he looked up and said, "You've been accepted."
(End of this chapter)
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