He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 24 Falling Asleep Like an Earth Couple

Dailulu stood in front of room 2708 with a smile on her face and the room key in her hand.

"Open the door, meow."

"Please open the door, meow."

Delulu's stiff lips trembled slightly: "2708, please open the door, meow."

The door remained firmly shut.

Delulu pounded on the door impatiently: "Please open the door, meow."

"Por favor, abra la puerta meow."

Delulu excitedly exclaimed in Berlin: "Bitteffnen Sie die Tür meow!"

Li Ji silently took the room key from her hand.

Swipe.

"drop."

Push the door open and enter.

Dailu stood there awkwardly, puffing out her cheeks and stubbornly saying, "I didn't expect Earth's door locks to be so primitive, meow."

"Otherwise, what do you think that card is for?"

"Souvenir Meow".

As Li Ji inserted the card, bright lights came on, illuminating the entire suite.

The apartment has two bedrooms and a living room. Behind the living room is a spacious terrace with an unobstructed view of the river at night.

If your eyesight is good, you can even see the cattle and horses that were just saved.

The children's room is decorated with blue ocean wallpaper, featuring various sharks, crabs, and other marine life.

"cousin!"

Shark Baby excitedly rushed inside.

"It seems he really likes this cat."

Li Ji plopped down on the sofa.

"I'll sleep on the sofa, you can stay in the master bedroom."

"No way, meow!" Delulu refused sharply. "You have to sleep in the same bed with me, meow."

"Are you plotting something against me?!"

"What are you thinking, meow! We're imitating Earth couples, we're going to sleep in the same bed like Earth couples, it's part of the to-do list, meow."

“We can play the role of a couple who are arguing and sleeping in separate beds, which is very common on Earth.”

Dailu pouted: "I suspect you're just making excuses for me, meow."

She jumped onto the sofa and hugged Li Ji tightly.

"The teacher never taught how quarreling couples sleep, meow. I have to complete the to-do list according to the teacher's standards, meow. If you don't sleep in the bed with me, I'll sleep on the sofa with you, meow. Don't even think about stopping me from getting a perfect score, meow."

Dailulu's ears turned into airplane ears, she kept breathing out air, and stared at Li Ji with a fierce look in her eyes.

Li Ji sighed and collapsed.

"alright."

"Great, meow. I'll go to bed and wait for you. Come here quickly, Daddy, meow."

"Don't use such a strange term!"

Dailulu ran excitedly into the house.

Li Ji was left alone on the sofa.

"The world is finally at peace."

"Hululu!"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

Inhuman noises emanated from both sides of the room.

"forget it."

He looked around at the surroundings. The huge glass chandelier illuminated the room brightly, the river breeze blew across the expansive terrace, and even the bottled water on the coffee table was an unfamiliar foreign brand.

I've never stayed in such a nice hotel before.

When the Sheldon Hotel first opened, his mother took him there a few times for the buffet, and that's all he remembers about the place.

I wonder how Earthlings are doing now.

If I really die, my mother will be very sad.

Li Ji had no attachment to most things on Earth, except for his parents.

He picked up the landline phone next to him and dialed the number of the Earthling Li Ji.

The phone kept ringing, just like his anxious heartbeat.

He is about to become the first person in the world to talk to himself on the phone.

"The number you dialed is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later."

It's normal for no one to answer the phone at four in the morning.

I have a habit of mute myself when I sleep, so once I fall asleep, I can't be detected.

Given that I'm currently a senior in college, this situation might continue until 1 or 2 PM, and it's not impossible that it will last until 3 or 4 PM. Senior year is really tough.

"Should we call Mom?"

Li Jigang picked up the receiver, then immediately put it down again.

He realized a very serious problem.

The mimicry device on my body has a built-in surveillance function, so everything I do will be seen by the teacher.

If one rashly contacts oneself or one's family on Earth, one's identity as a time traveler will be exposed.

What will happen then?
Perhaps I will be captured and subjected to dissection experiments, or worse.

If he wants to contact his parents and Earth Li Ji, he needs to find a plausible reason so that his teachers think he is carrying out a plan on his to-do list.

Since the university I attend is not in the local area, I can only go to my parents first.

There's a food option on the list; we could go to my mom's noodle shop.

But I've already dialed the number once, so how do I explain that?

"Why isn't Daddy here yet? Meow! I don't have much time to sleep!"

Dailu rushed out and saw Li Ji fiddling with the phone.

"What are you doing?"

Li Ji kept pressing the number while mimicking Sha Bao's silly grin.

"Hehe, Earth's toys are so much fun, listen, they even make sounds."

"1, 6, 8——"

Dailu looked at Li Ji with a helpless expression; it seemed like he was possessed by Shark Baby.

But why doesn't Li Ji, who was previously proficient in everything, even know about Earthlings' communication devices?
She got it.

Li Ji's learning was interest-driven; he read a lot of Earth-related information in a scattered manner, but ultimately it wasn't like his systematic learning, so he must have missed a lot of knowledge.

It seems you, Li Ji, don't know everything.

Dailu felt smug again.

"Stop playing around, this is an Earthling's communicator, meow. Come to sleep with me, meow."

Li Ji was dragged into a room by Dai Lulu.

He breathed a sigh of relief; if he could fool Delulu, he could fool his teacher too.

They got into bed and turned off the light.

Li Ji lay on the edge of the bed, nervously wrapped in the blanket.

This wasn't the first time he'd slept in the same bed with a girl.

But it was the first time I slept in the same bed with an alien.

Anyone would be nervous.

He suddenly felt something warm and soft pressing against his back.

Why are you hugging me?

"This is how we cats sleep."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Ji felt a lick on the back of his neck, the warm, wet sensation making his heart pound.

Why are you licking me?!

"All cats meow like this. It's a sign of goodwill from those in positions of power to those in positions of power."

"Who's the subordinate here? We're imitating Earthlings now, don't bring your cat-like evil ways over here!"

The two agreed to each other well, using the center of the bed as the boundary.

Li Ji wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, his heart pounding for a long time.

I hate cats that have no sense of boundaries.

A moment later, a rustling sound came from the other end, and the bed began to tremble slightly.

What are you doing now?

Li Ji turned around and looked.

Delulu raised one leg to her neck, buried her head, and didn't lick her thigh.

A pair of eyes glowing green stood out brightly in the darkness.

"What Earthly woman would lick her own inner thigh at four in the morning?!"

It was late at night, and room 2708 was pitch black.

Only the soft, soothing purring of a cat.

A pool of dark green liquid slipped in through the crack in the door, crawled all the way to the bed, and snuggled into Delulu's blankets.

Two red lights flashed from inside the blanket.

The sound was so faint that no one heard it.

The dark green liquid quickly seeped out of the room again.

"Delulu, have a great time on Earth."

(End of this chapter)