He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 31 Calling the Fake Senior
Chapter 31 Calling the Fake Senior
Lee Ki's heart skipped a beat.
He was certain that the voice coming from behind him was his mother's.
Despite having prepared myself mentally, when the moment actually arrived, a jumble of chaotic thoughts instantly filled my mind.
The counselor should have already spoken to the parents on the phone; the father may have already gone there.
Mom must have been too sad to get to school.
I need to find a way to solve this problem myself.
He turned around and smiled: "Hello, I'm a staff member here for a background check. I'm here to learn about Li Ji's situation. You're his mother, right?"
Background checks are usually conducted in advance, and if they are conducted at your home, it is usually by multiple people.
Lee Ki simply took advantage of his mother's ignorance of these rules.
Chen Xiaoyan was somewhat dazed.
"Please come in there."
Chen Xiaoyan opened the door and invited Li Ji in.
They sat on the sofa and got a general understanding of the situation.
Li Jicai discovered that his mother had no idea he was missing; she thought it was a scam call and didn't take it seriously at all.
It has to be said that she is as carefree as ever. When she was a child, she took herself to an amusement park and lost herself while going to the toilet. She didn't remember her until half an hour later.
"We have all the information we need now. His future workplace is classified and his work is quite special, so he will have fewer opportunities to go home and contact his family. We hope you understand."
"I understand, I understand. But I have another question. My son Li Ji majored in tourism management. What kind of classified department would need this major?"
"Which local cultural and tourism bureau has such a high level of secrecy?"
Li Ji often found the prospects of this peripheral major amusing.
Ironically, he time-traveled and became an alien, studying an even more obscure subject.
He said coldly, "I can't say."
"I understand, it's a secret."
"Then I'll leave first."
Just as Li Ji stood up, a familiar voice came from outside the door.
"Husband, meow!"
Li Ji quickly went to open the door. A giant white cat, as tall as a person, dressed in a bright red Hanfu, stood outside the door, waving at Chen Xiaoyan.
"Mommy, meow."
Delulu was confident; she had done her homework, and everyone on Earth calls their spouse's parents "Dad" and "Mom."
I promise that I can integrate into the global family together with Lee Ki.
I never imagined that on my first trip to Earth, I would not only attend a funeral for an Earthling, but also deeply integrate into an Earth family. Just thinking about it is exciting.
Once I produce my "Earth Family Survey Report," Nini, you're all doomed!
Dailu looked at Li Ji, who had changed his appearance again, and tilted her head in surprise.
"Didn't we agree that you'd play the son, meow?"
Li Ji stared wide-eyed at Dai Lulu.
What are you doing, lady?
Are fake people no longer enough for you?
Are you going to completely betray us this time? Is it because you think my mom's heart is too strong and you want to treat her with a CPR robot?
Chen Xiaoyan was so frightened that she had to hold onto the wall to keep her balance.
"Ms. Chen, don't be afraid, this is cosplay! This is a professor costume, look, even the fur is fake."
"This is called Hanfu, not animal costume, meow," Dailulu explained.
She even lifted her sleeves to show the other person.
She froze when she saw her furry white paws.
What's going on? My mimic cat?
My identity has been exposed, meow?
If I can't get first place, my parents will think I'm useless and not suitable for an Earth-type cat.
How to do?
I have no choice but to go home and inherit the interstellar trading company. I don't want to live a life where I have nothing but money.
I'm going to hack her electronic devices so she can't film me.
Dailulu's gaze swept over all the electronic devices in Li Ji's house, causing sparks to fly everywhere, and rendering them all malfunction. Even the electronic collar around Laifu's neck was not spared, shocking the little dog into letting out a "woof!"
Chen Xiaoyan couldn't hear Li Ji's words at all. She leaned against the wall, her body gradually going limp.
Li Ji reacted quickly, pulling the hypnotic gun from Dai Lulu's arms and firing a shot at Chen Xiaoyan.
He rushed forward and helped his unconscious mother to lie down on the sofa, then squatted down beside her and held her hand tightly.
He had no choice. They had agreed to knock on each other's doors and make friends, but who knew that this "living father" would come up without warning and not even bother with his mimicry anymore.
I had no other choice but to resort to this desperate measure; I had to quickly summon my senior to erase my mother's memories.
Li Ji angrily rebuked, "What's wrong with you? Where's your mimicry?"
"I don't know either, meow."
"What are you standing there for? Call your senior! If you don't call her soon, she'll wake up, and then we'll have to knock her out again."
Li Ji snatched the communicator from Dai Lulu's hand.
"If you won't call me, I will."
The communicator is entirely black, about the size of a button, 1.5 centimeters thick, and cylindrical.
It looks unremarkable.
"How to use this thing?"
"Just squeeze it tight, meow."
Li Ji gripped the communicator tightly, and a slightly irritated female voice came through.
"Another one? This year's students are so troublesome!"
Another voice, sounding rather frail, came from the other end.
"Dolly, we weren't much better off back then, were we? I remember the first time you came to Earth, you killed Mandela."
"They saved his life later, didn't they?"
"This led to a massive memory cleansing campaign targeting people all over the world."
"Damn it, can we not talk about this? You're in charge of this order."
Li Ji was stunned.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
The irritable female voice yelled, "What the hell are you talking about! I can hear you! Just tell me what happened, how many people witnessed it, and whether it was recorded on video. Stop talking nonsense!"
"The mimicry device malfunctioned, there was one witness, and no video recording equipment."
"That's it?"
Then I heard another deep inhale from over there, I don't know what they were inhaling.
"These stupid students are so pampered these days, calling for help over something so trivial. One person could just kill him, turn off the cloaking device, and nobody would know. So idiotic."
"What are you talking nonsense about?"
Then it changed to that soft female voice again.
"Don't believe her, classmate. I'll handle this. Wait five seconds for me."
Five seconds?
Suddenly, a green circle appeared on the wall, with spiraling ripples rotating inside, mysterious and unpredictable, arousing a desire to explore.
A foot stepped out, and a young East Asian woman in a hospital gown came out.
She had a good figure and fair skin; it would have been even better if her hospital gown hadn't said "Qingcheng Mental Hospital."
She placed one foot on the ground and mechanically took the next step.
Then, with a slip of the foot, he did a split, perfectly landing on the ground.
She lay on the ground, her hair obscuring her eyes, looking somewhat disheveled.
She said awkwardly in a soft voice, "I'm sorry, it's been too long since I've used the Earthling mimicry walking technique."
Then suddenly he became agitated, opening his mouth and roaring, "Damn it! Since there are no conscious Earthlings here, I'll just use my original form!"
Li Ji had a bad feeling.
Why is the senior student who works on Earth such a fake?
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